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Date: 08/20/10 08:04 AM

47 Responses to Students: Get Your School Supplies Now [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    August 20, 2010 at 8:43 am
    Link: Students: Get Your School Supplies Now - Stabbin` time is only weeks, if not days away...
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    August 20, 2010 at 8:46 am
    `shopped
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    crunkadelic Male 13-17
    17 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 8:49 am
    "We SLASHED our prices and skewered the competition!"
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
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    August 20, 2010 at 8:53 am
    Do the student knives have markings which indicate the depth of the stab?

    that would be helpful.
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    VirtualParty Male 18-29
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    August 20, 2010 at 8:54 am
    Fancy stop making stuff that reminds us that summer is coming to a close. Dick.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 20, 2010 at 8:57 am
    must be in Compton
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    FrankFurter Male 13-17
    84 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 8:58 am
    Wow. :P
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    tinkerwing Female 18-29
    90 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 9:00 am
    YAY!!
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
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    August 20, 2010 at 9:05 am
    This is so obviously fake.

    Thanks for another wasted mouse click Fancy.
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    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 9:12 am
    Mad at your teacher for a bad grade? Getting picked on at school cause you were born two blocks south of the other kids? Need to show them who`s boss? Come on down and get your knifes, shank them fool`s who try to put you down and show that teacher that you deserve and A even if your IQ is lower than that of your pet dogs`. And remember home is where the heart is...so stab at that first.
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    moscoworbust Male 18-29
    159 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 9:23 am
    columbine would have been more fun if the students had all been armed to the teeth with drat off massive knives
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    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 9:25 am
    Mhm I was wondering if I could possible find a good knife deal around this time...
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    Number3 Male 18-29
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    August 20, 2010 at 9:29 am
    @osirisascend

    Oh grow a sense of humor, man. It`s silly and worth a chuckle, fake or not. Why else would you be browsing this site?
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 9:30 am
    Oh god, Osiris, we didn`t know you were on a click-to-click internet plan! OH GOD! THE GUILT! The ever-lasting, gut-wrenching, tear-jerking GUILT!
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    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 9:53 am
    I wonder if I could get a good deal on a couple of balisong knives.
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    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 9:53 am
    Living in a college town and shopping at Walmart about now you really do need a knife!
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 9:59 am
    Interesting to say the least
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    Satkela Female 18-29
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    August 20, 2010 at 10:19 am
    Because Jr and little Sally need a little extra protction while attending Andalusia Elementary School this year.
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    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:06 am
    Fancypants you`ve done it again
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 20, 2010 at 11:25 am
    @ osirisascend

    why is it "obviously fake" and so what if it is?

    A joke, which is not true, is still funny.

    Lighten up.
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    I also like that "Faith Radio" didn`t use the typical cross-as-letter-"t" route and instead went for a sword. One of the more... aggressive biblical metaphors, to be sure.
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    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    Reminds me of "that`s not a knife, this is a knife"
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    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    after reading the comments who knew the internet was so serious
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Perhaps there is a culinary school nearby.
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    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    Looks like a bad area, seems logical to me
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    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    @sawdusty
    Reminds me of "that`s not a knife, this is a knife"
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    sender02 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    I don`t get what`s funny. You guys don`t have blades on your back to school lists?
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    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    @AnarchistGod: the guy with the big "knife" was too slow, he could have easily killed the one with the gun if he thought more and spoke less.

    @Post: I bring a katana, a claymore and 2 guns to school
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    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    @Pingas
    Do you know who that guy with the big knife is? You`re between the ages of 13-17 so I`m guessing you probably don`t.
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    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    Ok I know schools have an overcrowding problem, but is this really the right way to solve it?
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    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    All I ever needed for school was a butterfly knife and a deck of cards.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31759 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    I suspect teh photoshop.
    (no Captain Obvious awards please! I have so many already!)
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31759 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    Perhaps there is a culinary school nearby.
    Thanks CrackerJack! I tried and tried to think of a real-life reason for this sign, but failed!
    SO it could be a perfectly innocent sign!
    I still suspect teh photoshop though... lolz!
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    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    I just like the combination of the three signs: Faith radio, Home is where the heart is, and knives in schools.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25405 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:26 pm
    wtf
  • Profile photo of SnapsForMe
    SnapsForMe Female 18-29
    217 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 12:35 am
    I fell like if it was photoshop it would say something more spectacular. I mean, think of the things you can pair with "Home is where the heart is."
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:17 am
    Religious people, LOL!
  • Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    You had me at knife sale. .
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    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    TN or TX? Gotta be one of `em.
  • Profile photo of G0GGL3S
    G0GGL3S Male 13-17
    3 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    You can tell this is PS. Still funny though. :P
  • Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 11:32 pm
    How convenient, I needed a new knife for school. Mine is getting a little worn down from the previous years stabbings.
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 12:58 am
    >_>
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    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    what type of knifes?
  • Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    I always felt a little stabby on the 1st day of school.
  • Profile photo of Tarr-Tarr
    Tarr-Tarr Female 18-29
    19 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 3:59 am
    and they wonder why there are so many school massacares :P
  • Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 7:36 am
    O.K.?
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