Step One: Eat Epic Pizza [3 Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Step 2: Feel shame. Step 3: Kill self.
There are 89 comments:
Male 6,693
Uber Taco !
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Male 94
The two greatest foods to make the most epic food there is. The pizza taco. This is brilliant.
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Male 1,834
nice
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Male 325
Italy`ll be pissed.
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Male 2,893
HOLY F*CKING SH*T!!!!
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Male 29
does it come with a tote bag filled with salsa?
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Male 1,547
so... its a taco pizza taco?
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Male 271
Pizza? Now that`s what I call a taco!
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Male 469
Step 4 Profit!
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Male 415
Drop the pepperoni and I`ll have a go at it! Does not look that bad.
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Male 148
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaayum...
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Male 257
God bless America
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Male 633
oh man, i wanna throw up just looking at all that food...
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Male 190
Step 4 ???
Step 5 Profit!!!
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Female 9,572
I want!
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Male 2,586
@reddye

-the girl is about to nom something HUGE and you`re thinking about her hands?!
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Male 715
hmmmm, pizza taco for dinner sounds pretty good!
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Male 4
I think step 1 takes care of step 3.
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Male 2,552
Love it, give it here, naow! =D
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Female 833
omfg pizza taco!
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Male 56
i love her hands
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Male 44
Still healthier than a double down
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Female 59
Step 2: Spend 3 weeks on the treadmill and no where else to get back to a relatively normal shape.
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Male 316
Doesn`t even look good. Give me steak and potatoes
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Male 806
angelmassb i think that thing might be worse than this
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Female 4,376
I would risk a flare up for just one bite of that O_O
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Male 2,748
That.Is.Ridiculous!!!!
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Male 15,510
Remind me of the glorious Taco Town Tacos
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Female 231
Only people with Hypoglycemia can eat that pizza! And I will tear that thing up! Yum!
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Male 3,915
too...ridiculous...for words....
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Female 2,352
Too much pizza/taco for one man!

I don`t even know if five would do really.
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Male 69
that`s going to haunt my dreams now
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Male 599
Hahahahaha jinx
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Female 2,927
step one will do step 3 for you.
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Male 1,256
Looks doable.
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Male 593
Vomit inducingly scrumptious :)
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Male 4,867
my mouth just had an orgasm by looking at that...damn
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Male 2,436
That reminds me of Taco Town
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Male 462
More like an epic pizza chalupa
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Male 333
I`m so hungry, this is making my mouth water
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Female 272
*hurls*
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Female 3,828
gross, but it does look kinda yummy. maybe im just too hungry atm
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Male 571
barf
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Female 463
I can feel my arteries clogging and my heart stopping just by looking at it...
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Male 105
Ew. Not a good flavor combo.
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Male 1,021
One bite will be all sour cream etc. Not well blended food cause it`s too big
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Male 415
Lol.. Supertaco from taco town :D
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Male 10,855
HUUURRGRRRGHRRHHHHHH!!!
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Female 149
"Step 3: Kill self"

I`d think your arteries would probably clog up before then...death by pizza taco.
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Male 3,619
i... would devour the whole thing
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Male 113
It`s a Pizza,It`s a taco. I call it Paco.

Me wanty some.
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Male 1,083
that actually looks good compared to other giant food i`ve seen.
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Female 61
@Gerry
i literally don`t see any of the stuff you just named. if they are going to eat that thing why would they add any vegetables besides the lettuce and tomato?
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Male 213
looks disgusting...
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Female 76
Mhmmm... Does that come with extra heart-attack?
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Female 316
TACO PIZZA IS EPIC!!! (heads directly to grocery store)
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Male 158
They`ve finally done it.
THE PIZZA TACO.
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Female 1,386
My typical dinner is about 200-300 calories.
So.. this would last me a month? Damn, I don`t even know... thats massive though.
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Male 770
I`ve seen worse, hell I`ve EATEN worse.
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Female 1,623
My God...

also @Gerry: it comes from BETWEEN your toes
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Male 37
@screwzlooose chill dude... no one asked you for your chest size...
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Male 141
@msieg007
Took the words right out of my mouth.
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Male 39,927
Must be a California chick. They put all kinds of crap on the pizza`s here. Including the following abominations;

Sprouts
sun dried tomatoes
tofu {what part of the toe does foo come from?}
avocados
cucumbers

and worst of all

cooscoos.... looks like maggots crawling on the pizza
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Female 3,574
ew
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Male 384
@fatninja <1st, your name is FATninja.

2. i`d stack my 31 year old [American]physique against any on this site, any age.

3.do you really think any of us would really eat that much food? c`mon, we dont actually think you all act like mick dundee!
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Male 2,034

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Female 2,289
that is one retarded pizza/taco
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Female 533
how could they waste a pepperoni pizza like that? brought a tear to my eye...
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Female 965
F*ckin` hell.
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Male 37
@Gerry1of1

Anything goes on a pizza... They put frickin pineapples on em!!
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Male 838
Sweet merciful lord...
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Male 37
How would one go about actually eating this?
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Female 5,222
smh
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Male 39,927
bastardization of pizza is a capitol offense in my book!

sour cream, quacamole and letuce do NOT belong on a pizza
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Male 2,229
such a waste
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Female 1,190
okay, normally i would say this is gross...but i am sooooo hungry and...well...it looks fantastic :D
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Male 2,419
it`s an epic taco, it`s just a messy, over-topped pizza
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Male 25,416
america thats why your fat!
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Male 493
HOLY S**T
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Male 32
My kingdom for one of these.
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Male 7,833
that looks absolutely disgusting
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Female 125
I WANT ONE!
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Female 18
"It`s a tazza!"
Or maybe a Pico?
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Male 1,116
Oh lawd.
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Male 6
Wouldn`t step 1 accomplish the goal of step 3 on its own?
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Male 3,482
It`s a tazza!

A Taco-Pizza!

If it were smaller and didn`t have sour cream, I`d totally eat it.
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Female 173
what, no guacamole? lame!
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Female 839
just one glimse of that pizza has clogged my arteries
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Male 20,916
Link: Step One: Eat Epic Pizza [3 Pics] [Rate Link] - Step 2: Feel shame. Step 3: Kill self.
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