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Date: 08/05/10 12:01 PM

90 Responses to Step One: Eat Epic Pizza [3 Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18931 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 11:32 am
    Link: Step One: Eat Epic Pizza - Step 2: Feel shame. Step 3: Kill self.
  2. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    just one glimse of that pizza has clogged my arteries
  3. Profile photo of Sectsktn
    Sectsktn Female 30-39
    173 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    what, no guacamole? lame!
  4. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    It`s a tazza!

    A Taco-Pizza!

    If it were smaller and didn`t have sour cream, I`d totally eat it.
  5. Profile photo of NewKid33
    NewKid33 Male 18-29
    6 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    Wouldn`t step 1 accomplish the goal of step 3 on its own?
  6. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    Oh lawd.
  7. Profile photo of Caldyphen
    Caldyphen Female 18-29
    18 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    "It`s a tazza!"
    Or maybe a Pico?
  8. Profile photo of Bridge
    Bridge Female 13-17
    125 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    I WANT ONE!
  9. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    that looks absolutely disgusting
  10. Profile photo of Draygg
    Draygg Male 13-17
    32 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    My kingdom for one of these.
  11. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    HOLY S**T
  12. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    america thats why your fat!
  13. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    it`s an epic taco, it`s just a messy, over-topped pizza
  14. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    okay, normally i would say this is gross...but i am sooooo hungry and...well...it looks fantastic :D
  15. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    such a waste
  16. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36835 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    bastardization of pizza is a capitol offense in my book!

    sour cream, quacamole and letuce do NOT belong on a pizza
  17. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    smh
  18. Profile photo of Angell
    Angell Male 18-29
    37 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    How would one go about actually eating this?
  19. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    Sweet merciful lord...
  20. Profile photo of Angell
    Angell Male 18-29
    37 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    @Gerry1of1

    Anything goes on a pizza... They put frickin pineapples on em!!
  21. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    F*ckin` hell.
  22. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    how could they waste a pepperoni pizza like that? brought a tear to my eye...
  23. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    that is one retarded pizza/taco
  24. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:53 pm

  25. Profile photo of screwzlooose
    screwzlooose Male 30-39
    385 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    @fatninja <1st, your name is FATninja.

    2. i`d stack my 31 year old physique against any on this site, any age.

    3.do you really think any of us would really eat that much food? c`mon, we dont actually think you all act like mick dundee!
  26. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    ew
  27. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36835 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    Must be a California chick. They put all kinds of crap on the pizza`s here. Including the following abominations;

    Sprouts
    sun dried tomatoes
    tofu {what part of the toe does foo come from?}
    avocados
    cucumbers

    and worst of all

    cooscoos.... looks like maggots crawling on the pizza
  28. Profile photo of -LuckyDucky-
    -LuckyDucky- Male 18-29
    141 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    @msieg007
    Took the words right out of my mouth.
  29. Profile photo of Angell
    Angell Male 18-29
    37 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    @screwzlooose chill dude... no one asked you for your chest size...
  30. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    My God...

    also @Gerry: it comes from BETWEEN your toes
  31. Profile photo of inversegrav
    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    I`ve seen worse, hell I`ve EATEN worse.
  32. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    My typical dinner is about 200-300 calories.
    So.. this would last me a month? Damn, I don`t even know... thats massive though.
  33. Profile photo of GeniusSolar
    GeniusSolar Male 13-17
    158 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    They`ve finally done it.
    THE PIZZA TACO.
  34. Profile photo of KellsBells
    KellsBells Female 30-39
    316 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    TACO PIZZA IS EPIC!!! (heads directly to grocery store)
  35. Profile photo of RandomRamen
    RandomRamen Female 18-29
    76 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    Mhmmm... Does that come with extra heart-attack?
  36. Profile photo of j12araiza
    j12araiza Male 18-29
    214 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    looks disgusting...
  37. Profile photo of poofydoom
    poofydoom Female 18-29
    61 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    @Gerry
    i literally don`t see any of the stuff you just named. if they are going to eat that thing why would they add any vegetables besides the lettuce and tomato?
  38. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    that actually looks good compared to other giant food i`ve seen.
  39. Profile photo of jg0nz
    jg0nz Male 18-29
    113 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    It`s a Pizza,It`s a taco. I call it Paco.

    Me wanty some.
  40. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    i... would devour the whole thing
  41. Profile photo of bayoubengal
    bayoubengal Female 18-29
    149 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    "Step 3: Kill self"

    I`d think your arteries would probably clog up before then...death by pizza taco.
  42. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    HUUURRGRRRGHRRHHHHHH!!!
  43. Profile photo of ingrateful
    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    Lol.. Supertaco from taco town :D
  44. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    One bite will be all sour cream etc. Not well blended food cause it`s too big
  45. Profile photo of jakeamadude
    jakeamadude Male 18-29
    105 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    Ew. Not a good flavor combo.
  46. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    I can feel my arteries clogging and my heart stopping just by looking at it...
  47. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    barf
  48. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    gross, but it does look kinda yummy. maybe im just too hungry atm
  49. Profile photo of lightbluenym
    lightbluenym Female 18-29
    272 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    *hurls*
  50. Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    I`m so hungry, this is making my mouth water
  51. Profile photo of Theyoyoguy
    Theyoyoguy Male 18-29
    462 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    More like an epic pizza chalupa
  52. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    That reminds me of Taco Town
  53. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    my mouth just had an orgasm by looking at that...damn
  54. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    Vomit inducingly scrumptious :)
  55. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    Looks doable.
  56. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    step one will do step 3 for you.
  57. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    Hahahahaha jinx
  58. Profile photo of Necrovampyr
    Necrovampyr Male 18-29
    69 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    that`s going to haunt my dreams now
  59. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    Too much pizza/taco for one man!

    I don`t even know if five would do really.
  60. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    too...ridiculous...for words....
  61. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    Only people with Hypoglycemia can eat that pizza! And I will tear that thing up! Yum!
  62. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    Remind me of the glorious Taco Town Tacos
  63. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    That.Is.Ridiculous!!!!
  64. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    I would risk a flare up for just one bite of that O_O
  65. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:40 pm
    angelmassb i think that thing might be worse than this
  66. Profile photo of tws8631
    tws8631 Male 50-59
    316 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    Doesn`t even look good. Give me steak and potatoes
  67. Profile photo of ThreeEdge
    ThreeEdge Female 18-29
    59 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 9:41 pm
    Step 2: Spend 3 weeks on the treadmill and no where else to get back to a relatively normal shape.
  68. Profile photo of Eroneus
    Eroneus Male 18-29
    44 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:39 pm
    Still healthier than a double down
  69. Profile photo of reddye
    reddye Male 13-17
    56 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:47 pm
    i love her hands
  70. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:04 am
    omfg pizza taco!
  71. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:52 am
    Love it, give it here, naow! =D
  72. Profile photo of mali22
    mali22 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 7:09 am
    I think step 1 takes care of step 3.
  73. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 8:35 am
    hmmmm, pizza taco for dinner sounds pretty good!
  74. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 9:28 am
    @reddye

    -the girl is about to nom something HUGE and you`re thinking about her hands?!
  75. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 10:47 am
    I want!
  76. Profile photo of Weakmonkey
    Weakmonkey Male 18-29
    190 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    Step 4 ???
    Step 5 Profit!!!
  77. Profile photo of lemmingboy15
    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    oh man, i wanna throw up just looking at all that food...
  78. Profile photo of nofatchicks
    nofatchicks Male 18-29
    257 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    God bless America
  79. Profile photo of jakeyboy69
    jakeyboy69 Male 13-17
    148 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    Daaaaaaaaaaaaaayum...
  80. Profile photo of Zieveraar
    Zieveraar Male 30-39
    415 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    Drop the pepperoni and I`ll have a go at it! Does not look that bad.
  81. Profile photo of whyme73
    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    Step 4 Profit!
  82. Profile photo of mrtatulas
    mrtatulas Male 18-29
    271 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    Pizza? Now that`s what I call a taco!
  83. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    so... its a taco pizza taco?
  84. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    I WANT ONE!!
  85. Profile photo of ChickenVomit
    ChickenVomit Male 18-29
    29 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    does it come with a tote bag filled with salsa?
  86. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    HOLY F*CKING SH*T!!!!
  87. Profile photo of YoungOola
    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    Italy`ll be pissed.
  88. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 10:53 pm
    nice
  89. Profile photo of Custardface
    Custardface Male 13-17
    94 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 12:01 am
    The two greatest foods to make the most epic food there is. The pizza taco. This is brilliant.
  90. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 8:16 am
    Uber Taco !

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