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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    Link: Smart Tips For Girls On How To Date Guys - Ladies, take notes... lots of helpful tips here on how to date men and keep them forever!
  2. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    349 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    I`d just be a lesbian.
  3. Profile photo of Rhiea-chan
    Rhiea-chan Female 13-17
    28 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    .....Repost.
  4. Profile photo of MightyPeanut
    MightyPeanut Male 30-39
    411 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    Ahahahaha the last picture is the end result.. Straight to the moon Alice...lol
  5. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    Don`t drink too much?

    The last picture of her is my ideal date.
  6. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    wow o how times have changed
  7. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    They forgot the most important one: Stay in the kitchen! jk
  8. Profile photo of caper454
    caper454 Female 70 & Over
    511 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    "Any open show of affection is in bad taste"

    This is precisely what I`ve been trying to tell my wife for years.
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36186 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    I think these still apply . . .
  10. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    Those are some obvious rules. MAN WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT MAN WANTS AND TO DANCE WHEN DANCING!
  11. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    Men are no fun.
  12. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    Well, whenever this was written, women sure ignored every one of this helpful tips and I don`t really care.
  13. Profile photo of KellsBells
    KellsBells Female 30-39
    316 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    Just remember boys, it was also in bad taste for women to give head. Only paid women did that sort of thing. Aren`t you glad now that the times have changed?
  14. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    "Men are no fun"

    Men are fun
  15. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2197 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    Never question your date. He doubtlessly has a good reason for duct-taping your ankles to a boat anchor.
  16. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    yeah, my husband haes it when i try to explain my dress to him.
  17. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    When your man tells you to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich, then by God you better do it.
  18. Profile photo of eclsage
    eclsage Male 18-29
    92 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    haha concetra thank you for that link
  19. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    Don`t..Don`t..Don`t okay shot girls in the head thats easier :@
  20. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    This whole time I`ve been tugging at my girdle and wearing wrinkled stockings. No wonder I can never get a second date.
  21. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    wow o how times have changed

    Not as much as you might think from these tips. Even if they are genuine (a lot of this sort of stuff was made up relatively recently), they didn`t necessarily reflect reality. It`s sort of like images of fashion models nowadays - an unrealistic and often harmful "ideal" image.

    Well, apart from a couple, like getting bladdered and paying more attention to other men than the man you`re on a date with. Those are reasonable.
  22. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    Most of this actually still applies, it`s just changed tune.

    "Pay attention to your date" isn`t exactly that big a deal. Also... yeah seriously, don`t drat with parts of a car I`m using while I`m using them... that`s not exactly date stuff so much as any car passenger...

    I don`t really get the "How times have changed" line...

    The last time you were on a date did you have a floppy titted girl start the night with a reverse striptease, smear makeup on your stuff, sit in the reverse crab position, while flirting with your waiter, before emotionally blackmailing you for getting mad at her when she caused that 7 car pile-up when she knocked that cyclist out of your blind spot when she was reapplying the lipstick she lost when she passed out in her soup? Seriously?

    drat I`m glad I`m married and not still dating.
  23. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    I`d just be a lesbian.

    Not much fun being homosexual in the 1950s, even though it was only illegal if you were male.
  24. Profile photo of lockedup
    lockedup Female 18-29
    299 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    I actually think some of this is good advice. I wouldn`t follow it to the letter though... Keep your dignity and listen to what your date wants and don`t be selfish. Men would do well to follow this advice too.
  25. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    Same old same old
  26. Profile photo of shadowarrior
    shadowarrior Male 18-29
    226 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    Give me all of your attention and respect and don`t talk about other men. You Win.
  27. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    "for when a man dances he wants to dance"
  28. Profile photo of FriskyRonnie
    FriskyRonnie Female 18-29
    199 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    I go on dates in jeans, a tanktop, and bare foot (if possible)

    we can go eat or something or just play video games..

    I don`t expect him/her to fake their way through the date and I don`t want that expected of me
  29. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    According to this list, if your date didn`t go right it was the woman`s fault :-( I would be interested to see a similar set of dating tips for the fellas from this time. Most of the rules should be the same, but I bet you they aren`t!
  30. Profile photo of vfr4
    vfr4 Male 30-39
    185 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    Who the hell drinks so much that they pass out in a restaurant? That`s like giving the advice "don`t eat all the food in the restaurant."
  31. Profile photo of yarrrpirate
    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
    394 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    How to date a sociopath.

    Also, last pic is really funny.
  32. Profile photo of daniellee_x
    daniellee_x Female 18-29
    451 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    so sexist.
  33. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    "According to this list, if your date didn`t go right it was the woman`s fault I would be interested to see a similar set of dating tips for the fellas."

    1) There are dating tips for men. They exist. They tell men to do things. This suggests that it`s all the man`s fault if things go wrong? More than any advice ever given?

    2) Here they are.

    3) The wording is different, but the meaning is the same: Dress pretty, pay attention to your date, be polite.

    Now I know there are people who seem to think the key aspect of their personalities are inability to do laundry, ignoring people they are trying to build a relationship with, and bringing up people`s momma and her weight problem, but maybe that`s why they`re still single.
  34. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    Whoops, wrong url, this is the one I meant.

    "A date would be cut short was if someone behaved badly. That could include offering unwanted sexual advances, being rude, getting drunk, or flirting with other women or men."

    Rules for men and women included. Mostly identical.
  35. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    Take notes, ladies. All these bitches with their wrinkled stockings talking while I`m trying to dance...makin` me crazy.
  36. Profile photo of x13purplesta
    x13purplesta Female 30-39
    235 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    Hmmm. DIdn`t men WANT to get into ladies pants` back then??

    And a GIRDLE?? Glad I am living in the time of LaSenza So Free ;)
  37. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    When a man dances, he wants to dance.
  38. Profile photo of alx-ndr
    alx-ndr Male 18-29
    95 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    haha... so true
  39. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    when a man wants to do the no-pants-dance, he wants to do the no-pants-dance
  40. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    Oh 1950`s propaganda...you slay me.

    And none of you bitches better smudge your lipstick on my handkerchief!
  41. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    That seems about right.
  42. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    Wear a bra? Pfft.
  43. Profile photo of Jackdabomb
    Jackdabomb Male 13-17
    105 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    Yes I hate it when people use my handkerchief. IT`S MY HANDKERCHIEF.
  44. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    I love the last picture. XD
  45. Profile photo of muhtalikuh
    muhtalikuh Male 18-29
    241 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 6:57 pm
    this book is all-knowing
  46. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    I think some girls need a lesson from this book. It`s a bit outdated, to say the least, but hey, truth is truth.
  47. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    From the best selling book entitled, "How to Please a Man" written by Make Me a Damned Sandwich.
  48. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    The one that says don`t talk while dancing, she looks happy conversing...and he`s like, "Bitch, please..."
  49. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    YEAH!!!
    Don`t keep me waiting, bitch!!!
  50. Profile photo of An-egg
    An-egg Male 30-39
    885 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    Ladies, take note

    ;)
  51. Profile photo of An-egg
    An-egg Male 30-39
    885 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    Also, how does one report spam on several links?
  52. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    Actually, every word of this advice is just as true today as when it was written.
  53. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 8:46 pm
    Pay attention ladies.
  54. Profile photo of -LuckyDucky-
    -LuckyDucky- Male 18-29
    141 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 9:11 pm
    If I had a time machine I sure as hell wouldn`t be typing this right now.
  55. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    Man need mirror for driving. Woman keep silly mouth shut and let man drive.

  56. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? NOTHING...you`ve already told her twice!
  57. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 9:36 pm
    true
  58. Profile photo of krisley
    krisley Male 18-29
    525 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    umm..... i wasn`t lucky enough to live in the 50`s, but God i sooo miss them....
  59. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    Ahh now I see why they were called the "Good Old Days".
  60. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 10:54 pm
    I`M HERE TO DANCE BITCH STFU
  61. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 11:00 pm
    That was really freaking weird dude
  62. Profile photo of thecupholder
    thecupholder Female 18-29
    105 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 11:20 pm
    lol All i can think of is my granny..she`s like 70 and says,"Some of the men then thought that you should treat them like kings. They were taught they were entitled to it. Sad to say they were entitled to my foot in their ass."
    She`s so badass.. she`d fight with Saudi`s in flea markets until American military officers had to escort her back to the embassy. <3 Woman was drating hilarious.
  63. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 11:25 pm
    this works in favour of the men
  64. Profile photo of ImDanny
    ImDanny Male 13-17
    123 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 11:30 pm
    I`m almost certain this is why the divorce rate is so high. Totally unrealistic expectations.
  65. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 11:43 pm
    the good ol days....if only i was born then....
  66. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 11:45 pm
    That dude`s definitely not my type.
  67. Profile photo of Stormydreams
    Stormydreams Female 18-29
    160 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 12:05 am
    Second-to-last: "hurrr your hair is soft."
  68. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 12:09 am
    Ha this was so ridiculous and makes men look like such pompous jerks. Made me laugh :)
  69. Profile photo of Jotham
    Jotham Male 18-29
    52 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 12:38 am
    Looks like a nightmare date for all involved.
  70. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 2:08 am
    and never wear a fifties bra...
  71. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 3:26 am
    >Jotham
    Agreed.
  72. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 3:38 am
    And when you stagger home there`ll be a large bottle of valium waiting for wanting to be such a freakin` DOORMAT!!
  73. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 3:46 am
    MEN DO NOT LIKE TEARS! RAAARRRWWWWW!!!!
  74. Profile photo of ifeelfine
    ifeelfine Female 18-29
    149 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 5:36 am
    Haha. Yeah the good old days. *sobs*
  75. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 6:37 am
    "for when a man dances he just wants to dance"
    hahaha
  76. Profile photo of EricWRN
    EricWRN Male 30-39
    590 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 6:56 am
    hoax d3mon: funny as poo
  77. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 7:10 am
    Wat teh fuuu
  78. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 7:13 am
    This chick would be the PERFECT woman for Goofus!
  79. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 7:16 am
    lol Mel Gibson has this blown up to poster size on the walls of his church.
  80. Profile photo of Jilana
    Jilana Female 13-17
    254 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 9:12 am
    "This chick would be the PERFECT woman for Goofus!"

    YES. You, good sir, are brilliant.
  81. Profile photo of lpycb42
    lpycb42 Female 18-29
    84 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 9:50 am
    Oh my how times change... good for us.
  82. Profile photo of stewaa99
    stewaa99 Male 30-39
    76 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 10:09 am
    I hate it when girls have wrinkled stockings when I am on a date with them.
  83. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36186 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 10:27 am
    as if there were a woman alive in the US that owns a girdle
  84. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 11:14 am
    that last picture is great
  85. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 11:26 am
    Forgotten caption:

    DON`T BE SELFISH, men hate it when your legs are not open. Bloomer removal is a must to keep your gentleman happy and to avoid the "thumb" rule.
  86. Profile photo of batdyke
    batdyke Female 18-29
    149 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    wow.
  87. Profile photo of Skim
    Skim Female 13-17
    250 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    "I hate it when girls have wrinkled stockings when I am on a date with them."

    I know.
  88. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    "For when a man dances he wants to dance."
  89. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    I think "don`t get so sloshed on a date you pass out in the restaurant" is timeless advice for all.
  90. Profile photo of Jaedon
    Jaedon Male 18-29
    72 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    Whenever a woman talks about clothes to me I drift off to my happy place.. there are no clothes in my happy place.
  91. Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    Just simply keep your mouth shut and look pretty, at the end of the night remember to do all the things he wants because he`s the boss and your just a female...ahh the early 20th century, such a wonderful time.
  92. Profile photo of Perseus
    Perseus Female 18-29
    222 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    this is what happens when men allow women out of the kitchen... xD
  93. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    When my date tugs her girdle I smack a bitch.
  94. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    I think "don`t get so sloshed on a date you pass out in the restaurant" is timeless advice for all.

    ---

    Agreed.
  95. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    Myself, I`m a strange breed. Everything I do must not only be organized, but symmetrical. For example, at work when I polish coffee mugs and return them to the stand, I make sure there are less in the front and more at the back. I also make sure there are equal numbers of black mugs and purple mugs to the left/right, and that if they arranged in a pattern then the colors correspond symetrically.

    Sweet Jesus I`m a woman D:
  96. Profile photo of junkaddy
    junkaddy Female 30-39
    261 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    I like the one that says "If you need a brassiere, wear one..." You could say I do indeed need one, but it would be nice if it really were optional!
  97. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    the kitchen jokes are a good way to stay a virgin forever, as well as have something gross put in your food.
  98. Profile photo of LaChanteuse
    LaChanteuse Female 18-29
    77 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 8:22 am
    She reminds me of my slutty Russian friend...Looks and "acts" just like her!! haha
  99. Profile photo of Llave
    Llave Female 18-29
    49 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    @Linkenberger : no you`re not. You`re just weird.
  100. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    Don`t feel bad, Linkenberger...I`m the same way. It drives me nuts that I can`t keep all my tools organized properly in my toolbox, because the damn thing slides around in my truck.
    Fridge is always neat, though.
  101. Profile photo of mrbenn
    mrbenn Male 30-39
    58 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 12:29 am
    Linkenburger: Absolutely nothing wrong with being anally retentive. You`re among friends here, it seems.

    For example, I fold my pants. Pants in the UK sense. I fold my underoos so they line up nicely in the drawer. You and your coffee cups? I understand...
  102. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 11:36 am
    A man likes what a man likes.
  103. Profile photo of valleybronco
    valleybronco Female 18-29
    93 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 9:41 am
    sounds about right.

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