Smart Tips For Girls On How To Date Guys [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Ladies, take notes... lots of helpful tips here on how to date men and keep them forever!
There are 104 comments:
Female 93
sounds about right.
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Male 6,693
A man likes what a man likes.
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Male 58
Linkenburger: Absolutely nothing wrong with being anally retentive. You`re among friends here, it seems.

For example, I fold my pants. Pants in the UK sense. I fold my underoos so they line up nicely in the drawer. You and your coffee cups? I understand...
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Male 758
Don`t feel bad, Linkenberger...I`m the same way. It drives me nuts that I can`t keep all my tools organized properly in my toolbox, because the damn thing slides around in my truck.
Fridge is always neat, though.
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Female 49
@Linkenberger : no you`re not. You`re just weird.
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Female 77
She reminds me of my slutty Russian friend...Looks and "acts" just like her!! haha
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Female 654
the kitchen jokes are a good way to stay a virgin forever, as well as have something gross put in your food.
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Female 261
I like the one that says "If you need a brassiere, wear one..." You could say I do indeed need one, but it would be nice if it really were optional!
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Male 1,164
Myself, I`m a strange breed. Everything I do must not only be organized, but symmetrical. For example, at work when I polish coffee mugs and return them to the stand, I make sure there are less in the front and more at the back. I also make sure there are equal numbers of black mugs and purple mugs to the left/right, and that if they arranged in a pattern then the colors correspond symetrically.

Sweet Jesus I`m a woman D:
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Female 1,593
I think "don`t get so sloshed on a date you pass out in the restaurant" is timeless advice for all.

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Agreed.
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Male 928
When my date tugs her girdle I smack a bitch.
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Female 222
this is what happens when men allow women out of the kitchen... xD
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Male 224
Just simply keep your mouth shut and look pretty, at the end of the night remember to do all the things he wants because he`s the boss and your just a female...ahh the early 20th century, such a wonderful time.
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Male 72
Whenever a woman talks about clothes to me I drift off to my happy place.. there are no clothes in my happy place.
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Female 1,677
I think "don`t get so sloshed on a date you pass out in the restaurant" is timeless advice for all.
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Male 1,646
"For when a man dances he wants to dance."
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Female 250
"I hate it when girls have wrinkled stockings when I am on a date with them."

I know.
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Female 149
wow.
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Male 483
Forgotten caption:

DON`T BE SELFISH, men hate it when your legs are not open. Bloomer removal is a must to keep your gentleman happy and to avoid the "thumb" rule.
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Female 322
that last picture is great
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Male 39,887
as if there were a woman alive in the US that owns a girdle
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Male 76
I hate it when girls have wrinkled stockings when I am on a date with them.
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Female 84
Oh my how times change... good for us.
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Male 5,189
Lol wtf?
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Female 254
"This chick would be the PERFECT woman for Goofus!"

YES. You, good sir, are brilliant.
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Male 648
lol Mel Gibson has this blown up to poster size on the walls of his church.
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Male 496
This chick would be the PERFECT woman for Goofus!
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Male 1,043
Wat teh fuuu
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Male 590
hoax d3mon: funny as poo
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Male 541
"for when a man dances he just wants to dance"
hahaha
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Female 149
Haha. Yeah the good old days. *sobs*
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Male 2,510
MEN DO NOT LIKE TEARS! RAAARRRWWWWW!!!!
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Female 1,048
And when you stagger home there`ll be a large bottle of valium waiting for wanting to be such a freakin` DOORMAT!!
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Male 2,552
>Jotham
Agreed.
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Male 877
and never wear a fifties bra...
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Male 52
Looks like a nightmare date for all involved.
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Female 463
Ha this was so ridiculous and makes men look like such pompous jerks. Made me laugh :)
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Female 160
Second-to-last: "hurrr your hair is soft."
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Female 1,652
That dude`s definitely not my type.
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Male 3,915
the good ol days....if only i was born then....
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Male 123
I`m almost certain this is why the divorce rate is so high. Totally unrealistic expectations.
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Male 669
this works in favour of the men
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Female 105
lol All i can think of is my granny..she`s like 70 and says,"Some of the men then thought that you should treat them like kings. They were taught they were entitled to it. Sad to say they were entitled to my foot in their ass."
She`s so badass.. she`d fight with Saudi`s in flea markets until American military officers had to escort her back to the embassy. <3 Woman was drating hilarious.
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Male 425
That was really freaking weird dude
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Male 1,815
I`M HERE TO DANCE BITCH STFU
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Male 3,431
Ahh now I see why they were called the "Good Old Days".
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Male 526
umm..... i wasn`t lucky enough to live in the 50`s, but God i sooo miss them....
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Male 1,834
true
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Male 734
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? NOTHING...you`ve already told her twice!
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Male 3,894
Man need mirror for driving. Woman keep silly mouth shut and let man drive.

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Male 141
If I had a time machine I sure as hell wouldn`t be typing this right now.
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Male 3,755
Pay attention ladies.
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Male 3,842
Actually, every word of this advice is just as true today as when it was written.
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Male 884
Also, how does one report spam on several links?
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Male 884
Ladies, take note

;)
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Male 2,893
YEAH!!!
Don`t keep me waiting, bitch!!!
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Male 337
The one that says don`t talk while dancing, she looks happy conversing...and he`s like, "Bitch, please..."
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Male 795
From the best selling book entitled, "How to Please a Man" written by Make Me a Damned Sandwich.
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Female 803
I think some girls need a lesson from this book. It`s a bit outdated, to say the least, but hey, truth is truth.
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Male 241
this book is all-knowing
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Female 354
I love the last picture. XD
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Male 105
Yes I hate it when people use my handkerchief. IT`S MY HANDKERCHIEF.
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Female 448
Wear a bra? Pfft.
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Female 9,572
That seems about right.
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Male 976
Oh 1950`s propaganda...you slay me.

And none of you bitches better smudge your lipstick on my handkerchief!
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Male 914
when a man wants to do the no-pants-dance, he wants to do the no-pants-dance
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Male 95
haha... so true
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Female 2,120
When a man dances, he wants to dance.
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Female 235
Hmmm. DIdn`t men WANT to get into ladies pants` back then??

And a GIRDLE?? Glad I am living in the time of LaSenza So Free ;)
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Male 571
Take notes, ladies. All these bitches with their wrinkled stockings talking while I`m trying to dance...makin` me crazy.
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Male 4,546
Whoops, wrong url, this is the one I meant.

"A date would be cut short was if someone behaved badly. That could include offering unwanted sexual advances, being rude, getting drunk, or flirting with other women or men."

Rules for men and women included. Mostly identical.
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Male 4,546
"According to this list, if your date didn`t go right it was the woman`s fault I would be interested to see a similar set of dating tips for the fellas."

1) There are dating tips for men. They exist. They tell men to do things. This suggests that it`s all the man`s fault if things go wrong? More than any advice ever given?

2) Here they are.

3) The wording is different, but the meaning is the same: Dress pretty, pay attention to your date, be polite.

Now I know there are people who seem to think the key aspect of their personalities are inability to do laundry, ignoring people they are trying to build a relationship with, and bringing up people`s momma and her weight problem, but maybe that`s why they`re still single.
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Female 451
so sexist.
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Male 394
How to date a sociopath.

Also, last pic is really funny.
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Male 185
Who the hell drinks so much that they pass out in a restaurant? That`s like giving the advice "don`t eat all the food in the restaurant."
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Female 536
According to this list, if your date didn`t go right it was the woman`s fault :-( I would be interested to see a similar set of dating tips for the fellas from this time. Most of the rules should be the same, but I bet you they aren`t!
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Female 199
I go on dates in jeans, a tanktop, and bare foot (if possible)

we can go eat or something or just play video games..

I don`t expect him/her to fake their way through the date and I don`t want that expected of me
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Female 839
"for when a man dances he wants to dance"
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Male 226
Give me all of your attention and respect and don`t talk about other men. You Win.
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Male 15,510
Same old same old
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Female 299
I actually think some of this is good advice. I wouldn`t follow it to the letter though... Keep your dignity and listen to what your date wants and don`t be selfish. Men would do well to follow this advice too.
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Male 12,365
[quote]I`d just be a lesbian.[/quote]

Not much fun being homosexual in the 1950s, even though it was only illegal if you were male.
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Male 4,546
Most of this actually still applies, it`s just changed tune.

"Pay attention to your date" isn`t exactly that big a deal. Also... yeah seriously, don`t drat with parts of a car I`m using while I`m using them... that`s not exactly date stuff so much as any car passenger...

I don`t really get the "How times have changed" line...

The last time you were on a date did you have a floppy titted girl start the night with a reverse striptease, smear makeup on your stuff, sit in the reverse crab position, while flirting with your waiter, before emotionally blackmailing you for getting mad at her when she caused that 7 car pile-up when she knocked that cyclist out of your blind spot when she was reapplying the lipstick she lost when she passed out in her soup? Seriously?

drat I`m glad I`m married and not still dating.
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Male 12,365
[quote]wow o how times have changed[/quote]

Not as much as you might think from these tips. Even if they are genuine (a lot of this sort of stuff was made up relatively recently), they didn`t necessarily reflect reality. It`s sort of like images of fashion models nowadays - an unrealistic and often harmful "ideal" image.

Well, apart from a couple, like getting bladdered and paying more attention to other men than the man you`re on a date with. Those are reasonable.
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Female 347
This whole time I`ve been tugging at my girdle and wearing wrinkled stockings. No wonder I can never get a second date.
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Female 430
Don`t..Don`t..Don`t okay shot girls in the head thats easier :@
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Male 92
haha concetra thank you for that link
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Male 1,598
When your man tells you to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich, then by God you better do it.
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Female 833
yeah, my husband haes it when i try to explain my dress to him.
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Male 2,669
Never question your date. He doubtlessly has a good reason for duct-taping your ankles to a boat anchor.
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Male 2,049
"Men are no fun"

Men are fun
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Female 316
Just remember boys, it was also in bad taste for women to give head. Only paid women did that sort of thing. Aren`t you glad now that the times have changed?
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Male 2,049
Well, whenever this was written, women sure ignored every one of this helpful tips and I don`t really care.
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Male 2,548
Men are no fun.
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Male 975
Those are some obvious rules. MAN WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT MAN WANTS AND TO DANCE WHEN DANCING!
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Male 39,887
I think these still apply . . . [ducks from all the rocks being thrown at me by the women here]
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Female 511
"Any open show of affection is in bad taste"

This is precisely what I`ve been trying to tell my wife for years.
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Male 1,598
They forgot the most important one: Stay in the kitchen! jk
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Male 25,416
wow o how times have changed
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Male 886
Don`t drink too much?

The last picture of her is my ideal date.
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Male 411
Ahahahaha the last picture is the end result.. Straight to the moon Alice...lol
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Female 28
.....Repost.
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Male 348
I`d just be a lesbian.
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Male 20,901
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