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Date: 08/23/10 04:06 PM

68 Responses to Shark Week Ultimate Sport [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LAMcNamara
    LAMcNamara Male 13-17
    3 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    Link: Shark Week Ultimate Sport - Shark Balancing at its best.
  2. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    he should be holding an electric guitar...
  3. Profile photo of Trollinhomes
    Trollinhomes Male 18-29
    81 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    the best facebook profile pic. EVAR. 1st?
  4. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    i thought being upside down killed sharks....:(
  5. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    "Oh-ho! You have a switch-blade? Well, I have something with rows of blades! Do you feel lucky? Punk?"
  6. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    Douchy
  7. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    @idiotfilter
    But... the guitar would be ruined underwater ;_;
  8. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    you fail at first....troll
  9. Profile photo of Kensho
    Kensho Male 70 & Over
    14 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    on reddit like an hour ago
  10. Profile photo of quentinb
    quentinb Male 18-29
    193 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    Daisy, upside down just puts them to sleep, "tonic immobility" I think its called. Pulling them backwards could kill them, though.

    TL;DR, Watch more Shark Week.
  11. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    "Lift me higher daddy, I wanna see the sharky!"
    *OMNOMNOM*
  12. Profile photo of Cowfish13
    Cowfish13 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    It`s dangerous to go alone... Take this
  13. Profile photo of aquaman1227
    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    Or better yet... you could join this facebook group!
  14. Profile photo of kameo360fan
    kameo360fan Female 13-17
    383 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    Notice that he`s wearing a chain mail outfit...
  15. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    "I`d like to thank the academy"
  16. Profile photo of Muffinzzz
    Muffinzzz Male 13-17
    50 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    That shark was coming at him and he didn`t even look up he just caught the Son of a Bitch and was like, oh yeah I`m a badass.
  17. Profile photo of mogman45
    mogman45 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    its the pyro
  18. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    mogman45: Mmhppph, mmphhhphmm.
  19. Profile photo of xXamwxxXx
    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
    285 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    Baller as F**K
  20. Profile photo of VirtualParty
    VirtualParty Male 18-29
    787 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    Huddah huddah huh! Shark lifting blue pyro ftw.
  21. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    That is one awesome pic.
  22. Profile photo of anymoose
    anymoose Male 18-29
    28 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    Whats the pyro doing in water?
  23. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 6:48 pm
  • Profile photo of Oster
    Oster Male 40-49
    104 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    I have a shark.
  • Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    Yet another guy making Aqua-man look like a bitch.
  • Profile photo of mikeacello
    mikeacello Male 18-29
    112 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    AnarchistGod, that made me feel so fuzzy inside, like a kitten milkshake.
  • Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    holy crap that man is awesome
  • Profile photo of IWMSGAN
    IWMSGAN Female 18-29
    113 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    @idiotfilter That shark IS an electric guitar.
  • Profile photo of inversegrav
    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 8:04 pm
    yea right, lets see him hold that thing up like that on dry land then I`ll call him superman.
    .
    ..
    ...
    what?
  • Profile photo of soundchic41
    soundchic41 Female 18-29
    80 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    I LOVE SHARKS.
  • Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    that`s pretty cool, but too bad he lost his arm after the pic was taken
  • Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    bad. ass.
  • Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 10:14 pm
    I can only imagine there were sharks playing some epic, Dragonforce-like solo when this picture was taken.
  • Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 10:29 pm
    This guy is so badass
  • Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 12:28 am
    I find it hilarious that all you have to do is flip them over, and the big, badass shark suddenly just mellows out :)
  • Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 12:42 am
    Dude is a badass!
  • Profile photo of Piechartepic
    Piechartepic Male 18-29
    83 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 1:54 am
    Meh,i see this all the time on tv in documentaries about sharks...and the sharks are awesome!!!
  • Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 3:10 am
    I reckon it`s because sharks NEED to swim in order to breathe... I mean, they have to swim to get water over their gills and therefore if you stop a shark, it slowly gets lethargic due to lack of oxygen- probably how that works.

    My theory anyway! - someone find out, im curious now!
  • Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 3:46 am
    @beternal If there is a strong enough current then the shark does not need to move in order to pass water over its gills.

    I have turnerd a few "small" sharks over and it works like a charm. I think it`s called a torpid state. It`s useful for tagging and such.
  • Profile photo of grimfusion
    grimfusion Male 18-29
    76 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 4:41 am
    This looks `shopped.
    I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few `shops in my time.
  • Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 4:51 am
    holy poo cool!!!!
  • Profile photo of choonma
    choonma Male 18-29
    142 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 5:17 am
    "This looks `shopped.
    I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few `shops in my time."
    -grimfusion
    why are people soo eager to call `shop on things? honestly. if it`s cool, it`s cool. why try to muck it up?
  • Profile photo of MrNathann
    MrNathann Male 30-39
    42 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 5:46 am
    Not "shopped", what ever that means. If you squeez a sharks nose they go in to a kind of limbo for a few seconds due to all the sensors in that location.
  • Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 5:56 am
    For those who say shopped - www.cracked.com/blog/the-true-stories -behind-5-famous-wtf-images

    Remove the space between stories and -behind, and go to number 3
  • Profile photo of ecstacy911
    ecstacy911 Female 18-29
    105 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 5:59 am
    This isn`t photoshoped, it`s from a canadian documentary called shark water.
  • Profile photo of avalon
    avalon Male 18-29
    187 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 6:04 am
    @choonma
    "This looks `shopped.
    I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few `shops in my time."

    This is a joke, btw.
  • Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 6:16 am
    Shark week has been going on for months...
  • Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 6:19 am
    @Matwix

    Or you could have used the link button istead of mangling the url with spaces...
  • Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 6:39 am
    Im not really into something that requires me to wear chainmail.
  • Profile photo of MaiaTewai
    MaiaTewai Female 13-17
    38 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 7:17 am
    Its not a joke! (Well maybe this picture is)
    But there was a documentary about shark tonic where they found a way to induce them into practical unconciousness.
  • Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 10:00 am
    this guy is made of balls.
  • Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 10:41 am
    vv I`d say chainmail.
  • Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 11:02 am
    Is that a caribbean rufie?
  • Profile photo of ifeelfine
    ifeelfine Female 18-29
    149 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 11:07 am
    It is perfect harmony!!!!!!
  • Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 11:15 am
    "But there was a documentary about shark tonic where they found a way to induce them into practical unconciousness."

    Tonnic immobility - either invert the shark or press down on its back - good luck with trying that on old mumma whitey though!
  • Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    MattPrince just made Barney much much freakier than just a pedo.
  • Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    O yeah
  • Profile photo of BigPappa
    BigPappa Male 40-49
    163 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    Are you suggesting that he intends to "Date Rape"
    a shark?
  • Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    LOL awesome pic. Taken at just the right moment
  • Profile photo of bleong
    bleong Male 30-39
    99 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    I`ve seen a guy turn a 3 ft shark on it`s back and lambada with it. Very amusing (cruel, I dunno).
  • Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    He better then get on that thing, pull out a sword, and ride it to australia.
  • Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 10:57 pm
    Its dangerous to go alone! Here, Take this!
  • Profile photo of screwboredom
    screwboredom Male 13-17
    31 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 3:00 am
    that`s faker than any random female celebrity`s boobs... I think...
  • Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 4:16 am
    Caribbean rufie - its a play on caribbean reefie (as in caribbean reef shark) and the catatonic state of the shark... No? Oh.. Ok.. Yes. I am a shark perv. Obviously.
  • Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 6:55 am
    he`s actually just smacked his opponent in the chops to win Ultimate Shark Smackdown Fighter.
  • Profile photo of lilsheep
    lilsheep Male 18-29
    225 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 11:13 am
    drysuits so expensive O=
  • Profile photo of Moscow17
    Moscow17 Male 13-17
    36 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 9:59 pm
    500% man, right there
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