Shark Week Ultimate Sport [Pic]

Submitted by: LAMcNamara 6 years ago Funny

Shark Balancing at its best.
There are 68 comments:
Male 36
500% man, right there
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Male 225
drysuits so expensive O=
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Male 479
he`s actually just smacked his opponent in the chops to win Ultimate Shark Smackdown Fighter.
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Male 2,220
Caribbean rufie - its a play on caribbean reefie (as in caribbean reef shark) and the catatonic state of the shark... No? Oh.. Ok.. Yes. I am a shark perv. Obviously.
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Male 31
that`s faker than any random female celebrity`s boobs... I think...
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Male 686
Its dangerous to go alone! Here, Take this!
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Male 1,371
He better then get on that thing, pull out a sword, and ride it to australia.
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Male 99
I`ve seen a guy turn a 3 ft shark on it`s back and lambada with it. Very amusing (cruel, I dunno).
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Female 3,828
LOL awesome pic. Taken at just the right moment
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Male 163
Are you suggesting that he intends to "Date Rape"
a shark?
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Male 25,416
O yeah
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Male 1,043
MattPrince just made Barney much much freakier than just a pedo.
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Male 2,220
"But there was a documentary about shark tonic where they found a way to induce them into practical unconciousness."

Tonnic immobility - either invert the shark or press down on its back - good luck with trying that on old mumma whitey though!
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Female 149
It is perfect harmony!!!!!!
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Male 2,220
Is that a caribbean rufie?
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Male 14,330
vv I`d say chainmail.
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Male 617
this guy is made of balls.
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Female 38
Its not a joke! (Well maybe this picture is)
But there was a documentary about shark tonic where they found a way to induce them into practical unconciousness.
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Male 6,694
Im not really into something that requires me to wear chainmail.
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Male 509
@Matwix

Or you could have used the link button istead of mangling the url with spaces...
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Female 1,001
Shark week has been going on for months...
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Male 187
@choonma
"This looks `shopped.
I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few `shops in my time."

This is a joke, btw.
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Female 105
This isn`t photoshoped, it`s from a canadian documentary called shark water.
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Male 2,551
For those who say shopped - www.cracked.com/blog/the-true-stories -behind-5-famous-wtf-images

Remove the space between stories and -behind, and go to number 3
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Male 42
Not "shopped", what ever that means. If you squeez a sharks nose they go in to a kind of limbo for a few seconds due to all the sensors in that location.
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Male 142
"This looks `shopped.
I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few `shops in my time."
-grimfusion
why are people soo eager to call `shop on things? honestly. if it`s cool, it`s cool. why try to muck it up?
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Male 3,076
holy poo cool!!!!
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Male 76
This looks `shopped.
I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few `shops in my time.
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Male 440
@beternal If there is a strong enough current then the shark does not need to move in order to pass water over its gills.

I have turnerd a few "small" sharks over and it works like a charm. I think it`s called a torpid state. It`s useful for tagging and such.
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Male 2,586
I reckon it`s because sharks NEED to swim in order to breathe... I mean, they have to swim to get water over their gills and therefore if you stop a shark, it slowly gets lethargic due to lack of oxygen- probably how that works.

My theory anyway! - someone find out, im curious now!
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Male 83
Meh,i see this all the time on tv in documentaries about sharks...and the sharks are awesome!!!
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Male 593
Dude is a badass!
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Female 536
I find it hilarious that all you have to do is flip them over, and the big, badass shark suddenly just mellows out :)
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Male 2,441
This guy is so badass
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Male 575
I can only imagine there were sharks playing some epic, Dragonforce-like solo when this picture was taken.
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Female 1,401
bad. ass.
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Female 533
that`s pretty cool, but too bad he lost his arm after the pic was taken
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Female 80
I LOVE SHARKS.
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Male 770
yea right, lets see him hold that thing up like that on dry land then I`ll call him superman.
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what?
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Female 113
@idiotfilter That shark IS an electric guitar.
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Male 5,190
I have the power!
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Female 1,623
holy crap that man is awesome
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Male 112
AnarchistGod, that made me feel so fuzzy inside, like a kitten milkshake.
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Female 2,352
Yet another guy making Aqua-man look like a bitch.
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Male 104
I have a shark.
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Male 893
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Male 28
Whats the pyro doing in water?
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Female 4,376
That is one awesome pic.
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Male 787
Huddah huddah huh! Shark lifting blue pyro ftw.
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Male 285
Baller as F**K
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Female 507
mogman45: Mmhppph, mmphhhphmm.
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Male 224
its the pyro
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Male 50
That shark was coming at him and he didn`t even look up he just caught the Son of a Bitch and was like, oh yeah I`m a badass.
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Male 648
"I`d like to thank the academy"
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Female 383
Notice that he`s wearing a chain mail outfit...
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Male 683
Or better yet... you could join this facebook group!
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Male 8
It`s dangerous to go alone... Take this
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Male 2,121
"Lift me higher daddy, I wanna see the sharky!"
*OMNOMNOM*
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Male 191
Daisy, upside down just puts them to sleep, "tonic immobility" I think its called. Pulling them backwards could kill them, though.

TL;DR, Watch more Shark Week.
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Male 14
on reddit like an hour ago
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Male 3,915
you fail at first....troll
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Male 383
@idiotfilter
But... the guitar would be ruined underwater ;_;
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Male 15,510
Douchy
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Female 535
"Oh-ho! You have a switch-blade? Well, I have something with rows of blades! Do you feel lucky? Punk?"
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Female 1,043
i thought being upside down killed sharks....:(
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Male 81
the best facebook profile pic. EVAR. 1st?
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Male 3,915
he should be holding an electric guitar...
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Male 3
Link: Shark Week Ultimate Sport [Pic] [Rate Link] - Shark Balancing at its best.
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