Sex Toy Can Grow 600% In Size [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Apparently it"s the perfect gift for everyone which brings us to its tagline, "Go baby, go!" Ewww.
There are 51 comments:
Female 4
Hahaha we sell those at Spencers! They also sell grow your own boobs, school girl, sperm, and guido...fun fun fun
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Male 1,164
Saved. I shall purchase one now and save it as a wedding/anniversary gift.
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Female 471
A three year old isn`t gonna know what it is. :/ Stop acting all outraged.
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Female 354
... "For Ages 3+"?
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Female 55
lmao ooh this is why america is so slutty, I almost forgot
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Female 106
Ahaha, someone bought me this exact toy as a present years ago. Needless to say it`s somewhere in the depths of the loft, still in its packaging. Just ick.
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Female 1,435
3+. what the???
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Male 317
Its probabaly a legal requirement to put that if it has small parts...
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Female 20
disturbing
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Female 116
anyone else see the warning in the bottom left? i wouldn`t suggest actually using one of those "watch it grow" things for that purpose because, well let`s just say they feel kinda like a giant loogey
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Male 500
how come i missed the ages 3+? it had a red box around it!!
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Male 3,915
oh i get the caption...i was like....what`s weird about go baby go? then i saw the age requirement...0.0
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Male 191
ages 3+ ?....
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Male 325
Its never too early.
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Male 593
Misprint? Of course, but the warning in the corner is intentional and of average hilarity!
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Female 986
...It is the Ages 3+ that worries me. A lot.
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Female 3,598
haha ages 3+^
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Male 292
When I was a kid, I had a godzilla that grew in water like that... does that make it the guys` version?
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Female 58
I know what my newborn cousin is getting this christmas! thanks IAB for taking care of my gift worries.
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Female 272
How in the drat is this for ages 3+???
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Male 491
600% Giggty
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Female 136
...
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Male 39,619
Choking Hazard
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Male 10,855
You guys just said it.
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Female 533
ages 3+, really??
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Male 1,043
Pedobear would approve..
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Male 25,417
wow it grows with you!
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Female 347
I don`t get how it`s supposed to grow 600%... surely it doesn`t happen while it`s inserted, right?

Oh, and here`s the obligatory 3+ ages comment.
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Female 839
i know i`m repeating people, but...

ages 3+?!?!
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Female 62
ahhh, it`s the first present i grab for my baby`s 3rd birth day
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Male 2,552
Since everyone`s commenting on the "3+" thingy, I`ll contribute with something else. "...He never lets me down." ...unless "he" has a flat battery, of course.
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Female 9,562
ages 3+? What ever happened to playing with Legos and Barbie dolls?
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Female 4,376
I`d rather just buy a regular sex toy. I don`t want to grow my own. And come on ages 3 and up? lol
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Female 430
hhhhhhhhhhhhh 3+ fu*k i`m 21 and i never saw anything like this
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Male 5,624
Crap!!! Mind.... Cracking..... Must not comment... on age sticker....*Head explodes*
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Female 423
its a gag gift. and they have to but an age warning on there so small children dont choke on it. its not really a vibrator, it just something you put in a gift bag at a bachelorett party.
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Female 30
1. Does it actually vibrate?

2.600%=6 inches?

I`m good with what I have, thanks.
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Female 635
Okay, I`ve always wondered about this thing - what are you supposed to do with it, anyway? I had `watch it grow` dinosaurs and poo when I was a kid, and when it gets big, the paint splits up and it goes all squishy. I highly doubt that would make a fun sex toy.
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Female 1,623
"I love spending some quality time with my vibrator... "

Bahahahaha, quality time.
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Male 2,229
for ages 3+ ?? O_o WTF mate?!?
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Male 259
Ages 3+? WTF are kids doing these days?
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Male 15,510
At least they set some limit
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Female 1,593
Larger then any man? If Jonah Falcon isn`t enouth, you got issues +3 year old.
(Wiki link, safe for work.)

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"...stated that he can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin."

I want to know exactly why he tried enveloping a doorknob with his foreskin to begin with...
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Male 39,619
so? What`s all the fuss? I grow too but no one`s posting about it.
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Male 6,694
I see.
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Male 1,442
Larger then any man? If Jonah Falcon isn`t enouth, you got issues +3 year old.
(Wiki link, safe for work.)
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Female 388
LOL 3+
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Male 161
"Warning! Once you use the Ultra 3000, it`s hard to go back!"
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Male 715
Ages 3+???... oh come on now.
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Male 226
Is that for ages three and up shopped? lol
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Male 20,830
Link: Sex Toy Can Grow 600% In Size [Pic] [Rate Link] - Apparently it`s the perfect gift for everyone which brings us to its tagline, `Go baby, go!` Ewww.
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