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Date: 08/03/10 08:01 AM

51 Responses to Sex Toy Can Grow 600% In Size [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 8:10 am
    Link: Sex Toy Can Grow 600% In Size - Apparently it`s the perfect gift for everyone which brings us to its tagline, `Go baby, go!` Ewww.
  2. Profile photo of shadowarrior
    shadowarrior Male 18-29
    226 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 8:17 am
    Is that for ages three and up shopped? lol
  3. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 8:18 am
    Ages 3+???... oh come on now.
  4. Profile photo of hiltacular
    hiltacular Male 13-17
    161 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 8:20 am
    "Warning! Once you use the Ultra 3000, it`s hard to go back!"
  5. Profile photo of PopsySoku
    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 8:30 am
    LOL 3+
  6. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 8:32 am
    Larger then any man? If Jonah Falcon isn`t enouth, you got issues +3 year old.
    (Wiki link, safe for work.)
  7. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 8:36 am
    I see.
  8. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 8:40 am
    so? What`s all the fuss? I grow too but no one`s posting about it.
  9. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 8:51 am
    Larger then any man? If Jonah Falcon isn`t enouth, you got issues +3 year old.
    (Wiki link, safe for work.)

    ---

    "...stated that he can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin."

    I want to know exactly why he tried enveloping a doorknob with his foreskin to begin with...
  10. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 8:56 am
    At least they set some limit
  11. Profile photo of bigfatdynamo
    bigfatdynamo Male 30-39
    259 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 9:17 am
    Ages 3+? WTF are kids doing these days?
  12. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 9:26 am
    for ages 3+ ?? O_o WTF mate?!?
  13. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 9:36 am
    "I love spending some quality time with my vibrator... "

    Bahahahaha, quality time.
  14. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 9:37 am
    Okay, I`ve always wondered about this thing - what are you supposed to do with it, anyway? I had `watch it grow` dinosaurs and poo when I was a kid, and when it gets big, the paint splits up and it goes all squishy. I highly doubt that would make a fun sex toy.
  15. Profile photo of CheshireCat1
    CheshireCat1 Female 18-29
    30 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 9:44 am
    1. Does it actually vibrate?

    2.600%=6 inches?

    I`m good with what I have, thanks.
  16. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 10:13 am
    its a gag gift. and they have to but an age warning on there so small children dont choke on it. its not really a vibrator, it just something you put in a gift bag at a bachelorett party.
  17. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 10:13 am
    Crap!!! Mind.... Cracking..... Must not comment... on age sticker....*Head explodes*
  18. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 10:14 am
    hhhhhhhhhhhhh 3+ fu*k i`m 21 and i never saw anything like this
  19. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 10:15 am
    I`d rather just buy a regular sex toy. I don`t want to grow my own. And come on ages 3 and up? lol
  20. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 10:20 am
    ages 3+? What ever happened to playing with Legos and Barbie dolls?
  21. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 11:06 am
    Since everyone`s commenting on the "3+" thingy, I`ll contribute with something else. "...He never lets me down." ...unless "he" has a flat battery, of course.
  22. Profile photo of emmachaos
    emmachaos Female 18-29
    62 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 11:11 am
    ahhh, it`s the first present i grab for my baby`s 3rd birth day
  23. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 11:25 am
    i know i`m repeating people, but...

    ages 3+?!?!
  24. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 11:36 am
    I don`t get how it`s supposed to grow 600%... surely it doesn`t happen while it`s inserted, right?

    Oh, and here`s the obligatory 3+ ages comment.
  25. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 11:40 am
    wow it grows with you!
  26. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 11:56 am
    Pedobear would approve..
  27. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    ages 3+, really??
  28. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    You guys just said it.
  29. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    Choking Hazard
  30. Profile photo of mrbear10
    mrbear10 Female 13-17
    136 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    ...
  31. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    600% Giggty
  32. Profile photo of lightbluenym
    lightbluenym Female 18-29
    272 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    How in the drat is this for ages 3+???
  33. Profile photo of wwOOOOp
    wwOOOOp Female 13-17
    58 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    I know what my newborn cousin is getting this christmas! thanks IAB for taking care of my gift worries.
  34. Profile photo of Chiburashka
    Chiburashka Male 18-29
    292 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    When I was a kid, I had a godzilla that grew in water like that... does that make it the guys` version?
  35. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    haha ages 3+^
  36. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    ...It is the Ages 3+ that worries me. A lot.
  37. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    Misprint? Of course, but the warning in the corner is intentional and of average hilarity!
  38. Profile photo of YoungOola
    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    Its never too early.
  39. Profile photo of Vipablaz
    Vipablaz Male 13-17
    191 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    ages 3+ ?....
  40. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    oh i get the caption...i was like....what`s weird about go baby go? then i saw the age requirement...0.0
  41. Profile photo of eduardoleon
    eduardoleon Male 18-29
    500 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 10:56 pm
    how come i missed the ages 3+? it had a red box around it!!
  42. Profile photo of Aluciel
    Aluciel Female 18-29
    116 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 11:40 pm
    anyone else see the warning in the bottom left? i wouldn`t suggest actually using one of those "watch it grow" things for that purpose because, well let`s just say they feel kinda like a giant loogey
  43. Profile photo of kreemie
    kreemie Female 18-29
    20 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 11:54 pm
    disturbing
  44. Profile photo of Grumpdock
    Grumpdock Male 13-17
    317 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 3:04 am
    Its probabaly a legal requirement to put that if it has small parts...
  45. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 3:12 am
    3+. what the???
  46. Profile photo of Ninnie
    Ninnie Female 18-29
    106 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 9:25 am
    Ahaha, someone bought me this exact toy as a present years ago. Needless to say it`s somewhere in the depths of the loft, still in its packaging. Just ick.
  47. Profile photo of sumcrazzykid
    sumcrazzykid Female 13-17
    55 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    lmao ooh this is why america is so slutty, I almost forgot
  48. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    August 4, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    ... "For Ages 3+"?
  49. Profile photo of HerColdHands
    HerColdHands Female 18-29
    471 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:09 am
    A three year old isn`t gonna know what it is. :/ Stop acting all outraged.
  50. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    Saved. I shall purchase one now and save it as a wedding/anniversary gift.
  51. Profile photo of stonedragon
    stonedragon Female 18-29
    4 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    Hahaha we sell those at Spencers! They also sell grow your own boobs, school girl, sperm, and guido...fun fun fun

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