Sex Menu! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Weird

No nudity of course, but a whole lot of... interesting words. Don"t let the boss read this one.
There are 76 comments:
Male 257
pussy blows out candle. eeeeeew
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Male 250
#7 makes me nervous...
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Female 364
Whoa, that`s a full rainbow, all the way.
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Male 703
Pussy Razorblade? Pussy Needle? Pussy Cuts Banana? What the hell is going on? I`d be afraid to go near a pussy potentially filled with razorblades and needles that could cut my banana!
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Female 533
aww man it`s a pussy rainbow, what does it mean??
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Male 59
Pussy Fishes In.... i`m guessing we`re in asia
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Male 5,617
"I`ll have a "13." Any computers in there?..."
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Male 976
that menu looks like it`s been...*ahem*...."used" :P
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Male 304
@Tiredofnicks
No, I don`t think so, Sounds more like her special attack. You see, If she get`s in to much trouble she can fire Buzz-saw blades out of her vagina.

However, Pussy Magic Buzz-Saw wasn`t very catchy, So it had to be renamed.
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Female 5,222
what the poo?
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Male 5,094
"Pussy magic razorblade" - Emo style?
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Female 3,727
...yeah, let me...uh...

*walks out*
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Male 49
Ohhhh.... Full on double pussy rainbow all the wayyyy!!!
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Male 438
I`d get a double pussy rainbow all the way
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Female 1,048
Wow - the mind boggles!
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Female 654
madduck...wow
let me re-quote that
"what a talented cat"
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Female 463
@FriskyRonnie-I was thinking the exact same thing. Like, what the hell is that?
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Male 2,893
I want to see the magic razorblade.
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Male 1,834
nice
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Female 199
pussy rainbow, eh?

but what does it mean?
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Female 136
@ kellsbells ha i remeber that movie!
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Female 316
"All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we`re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin` pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don`t got it, you don`t want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!"

LOLZ @ elmustache and amayagab.

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Male 25,416
what about the pussy double rainbow :)
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Male 18
Go Go Gadget Vagina!
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Male 1,625
"Vagina Powers Activate!"
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Female 58
The REAL show here has got to be pussy cut banana...how....nevermind, i dont want to find out
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Female 177
@Rdco hahahaha me too!!
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Male 339
@deaddisco: oh they can pee standing up, go to a decent music festival... its an eye opener i tell thee
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Male 848
DeadDisco:
Women can pee standing up, just most women don`t know how.
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Female 430
Open a bottle okay this should be intersting
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Male 1,378
lol shoot banana
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Female 1,515
magic razorblade? needle? rainbow? Must see!
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Male 91
oh gawd, what cant a pussy do? oh right...brb going to pee standing up
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Male 560
i do not want to know what pussy magic razorblade is
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Female 276
my friend went to thailand and brought backa a similar menu, lol
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Male 163
I couldn`t show this to my boss because he would want to know where it is and he wouldn`t ever work anymore.
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Female 2,352
#7 Sounds sketchy. XP lol
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Female 1,578
I want to see a vagina blow out a candle..
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Male 590
europeans!
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Male 2,229
strange, is only word that comes to my mind
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Female 9,475
"What a talented cat."

lol.
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Male 36
lol magic flowers
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Female 1,181
no, rdco49, i thought the same thing.
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Male 4,680
@IRockYeah- I don`t suppose you were in Spain when you saw that?
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Male 177
@rdco49

I thought of it :)
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Male 2,619
I personally have seen a lady use her, lets call it flower, to smoke, shoot ping pong balls and pull a string of razor blades from her flower. She then proved the blades were real by cutting strips of paper with them. Surprisingly though is the audience was equal male and female. mainly Australians, New Zelanders and South Africans. Its an enjoyable night and not as seedy as most make out
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Female 101
Was I the only one who thought of Cheech Marin`s intro in From Dusk til Dawn?
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Male 794
pussy rainbow? is there some water colors involved?
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Male 69
Good old Thailand.
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Male 4,680
Do they deliver?
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Male 784
@Angelmassb
I would recommend Southpark season 13 episode 4: "Eat, pray, qeef" for insight into the matter. There are no candles involved, but you`ll get the idea.
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Male 5,314
i`m not sure sharp objects like needles and razorblades go well with vaginas.
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Male 15,510
Pussy blowing candle? how that works?
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Female 7,866
What a talented cat.
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Female 149
Thailand Ping Pong show I believe. My friend went to Thailand and one of the things he had to answer was "you want to see ping pong show?". LOL

http : //en.wikipedia. org/wiki/Ping_pong_show
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Male 211
"pussy write letter"?...interesting
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Female 1,190
Dr_sexy, im assuming its woman, but now that you know you have a star wars fetish im sure you can take the necessary steps towards getting help for it...
or just keep doin what you do lol
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Male 699
lol, Lady Gaga...
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Male 2,586
had done by gf, had done, had done, seen, seen, had done, impractical, on my christmas list... :-)
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Male 1,596
is that `man and wookie make love` towards the bottom?
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Male 333
How do girls train for this sh*t? Disguisting!
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Male 1,815
A lot of those seem dangerous
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Male 230
This looks like the set list at a Lady Gaga show.
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Female 451
razorblade..needle?
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Male 784
@Gerry1of1
Hmmm...you beat me too it...
So I just agree with U on this one...
:)
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Male 6,694
Is this the lunch menu, dinner menu or fill menu?
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Female 965
Damn you, Gerry! I was gonna make a double rainbow joke!
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Male 301
...magic razorblade?
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Male 784
Hmmm...I see they have no.14 Pussy Rainbow. But where is the Pussy Double Rainbow?

That would be OMG so intense.
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Male 38,481
Pussy Rainbow?

Is there a double pussy rainbow available?

All the Way!
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Male 2,005
damn thats a lot of pussy
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Male 105
Huh, how `bout that.
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Female 277
Wtf? Is this Engrish?
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Male 155
oh man pussy magic razor blade sounds evil
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Male 876
Pussy Magic Razorblade? Hmm, now I`m curious...
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Male 20,169
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