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Date: 08/30/10 08:01 AM

52 Responses to Self-Defense For Women At The Office [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18853 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:16 am
    Link: Self-Defense For Women At The Office - Hey Ladies, next time the boss starts pawing at you, look around: you can clobber him with common office supplies.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:23 am
    So floppy disks are useful.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:31 am
    Ouch. All I said was " Good morning "
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:32 am
    He he that is pure genius
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:33 am
    "So floppy disks are useful."

    Can you imagine what they can do with a USB memory?
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    dexstar Male 18-29
    89 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:33 am
    hey fancy, not sure what type of office you work in but im pretty sure floppy disks aren`t common office supplies these days
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    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:36 am
    i`d rather use pens, scissors, and letter openers.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:41 am
    Two words.
    Stapler nunchucks.
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    madest Male 40-49
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    August 30, 2010 at 8:53 am
    Officer to Lady: "So he told you you looked nice and you jammed a disk in his temple"?
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    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 9:09 am
    jesus, who knew floppy disks were lethal weapons
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36693 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 9:18 am
    sexist.

    How come we never see photos of self defense for men. Pics with guys hitting female attackers?

    like I said..... sexist.
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    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 9:25 am
    Those sound a little too lethal for something like being "pawed" at.
    I`d rather just threaten the person with a pencil or something. "Come any closer, and I jab this thin in your arm!"
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 9:29 am
    I agree Gerry.

    I had to quit a job because I had sex with someone who was my superior. She made my job uncomfortable after that and nobody would listen because I was a guy.
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 9:32 am
    These used to come with the disks. Right there in the box. How to kill a dude.

    It was a simpler time.
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    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 9:35 am
    where is the `staple his nut sack to the bulletin board` technique? and so its not sexist... the `staple her lips to the bulletin board`... n yeah im not talking about the lips ya talk with either.
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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 9:50 am
    That last picture heh, it says to strike the face and temple but she is nut shotting that dude!

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    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:13 am
    Pfff floppy disks are obsolete, this is nonsense
  18. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    August 30, 2010 at 10:14 am
    So AJ, Sexual harrassment on that resume as well? Sheesh dude you`re a mess. Haven`t heard that old adage "never stick your pen in the company ink"?
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    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 11:00 am
    hey Madest, I prefer "don`t poke the payroll".

    I suppose the modern equivalent of the floppy disk is to shove a USB stick in to his eye?
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    rncotton Male 30-39
    417 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 11:04 am
    Bah ... Raiin already beat me to the stapler. That`s what I reach for every time a woman attacks me.

    Wait ... what am I saying?
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 11:19 am
    Face or Temple... no no, its the balls. Its the balls.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    This is why man invented the CD. no pointy edges.
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    I would laugh my f*cking ass off if someone tried to attack me with a floppy disk. XD
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    Northernwolf
    304 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    Floppy disk attack Pow! Smack! Boom!
  25. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    August 30, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    No madest.

    I present interesting scenarios in the first person. :)
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    I can behead a person with a stapler.
  27. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    Indeed, Spartakitty. Go now. Sever the heads of those who dare defy you from their bodies.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    That last picture heh, it says to strike the face and temple but she is nut shotting that dude!

    Then she`s got more sense than the advice. It`s much quicker and more effective to whip a folder off a desk and hit him in the balls with it than to grab it, lift it and go for his head. Where his eyes are. Where he`ll see your attack. Where he`ll have more time to stop it.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    lolz
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    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    i hate women.
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    Keegan31 Male 18-29
    228 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    Carry Mace. Honestly, if I, or any man my size, wanted to hurt a woman, there`s next to nothing she could do to stop it without a weapon. Mace em and run. Emphasis on Run.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    Don`t forget the timeless stapler! Solid enough for a nice slam across the face, and when they`re down, staple, staple, staple!
  33. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    @ Angilion: Yes, but you have to be really accurate to hit a guy in the balls and bring him down. A little shift means you`ll be hitting him in the leg, which will hurt but usually not enough to stop somebody. The most effective areas to hit are the solarplexus, the common peroneal (right above the knee), and the pelvis. Of course, the nose is a great target as well.
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    Toider Male 18-29
    452 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    attack of the bearded plaid-shirt men...
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    silver_griff Male 18-29
    23 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    Keegan, you`d be surprised as to how quickly you will fall when the heel of a shoe is scraped against your shin.
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    SnapsForMe Female 18-29
    217 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    That last picture is not the face or the temple.
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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    Where are they hiding the 3.5" and 5.25" disks? D:
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    aninred Female 18-29
    113 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    "That last picture is not the face or the temple."

    WELL... there is a head... does that count? :P
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    soupkid Male 30-39
    264 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    Um, I haven`t seen a diskette in my office in years.
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    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
    285 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:30 pm
    U gotta get her down before she knows whats going on.
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    FontFace Male 18-29
    91 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:50 pm
    Umm...
    3.5" disks: not that heavy or blunt.
    5.25" disks: not that sharp.
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    NeoDarkHunt Male 30-39
    38 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:55 pm
    today women can use small USB key to defend themself at work ..... lol
  43. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 11:11 pm
    Why not slap a staple in a guy`s head or throw some coffee in his face?

    Secondly, who the hell is defending themselves in an OFFICE?
  44. Profile photo of Arvz
    Arvz Male 18-29
    236 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:16 am
    what are diskettes? lol. I remember we used to have to bring that to school to use on our computer class. I always lose mine every few days or so.
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    Orpheon Male 18-29
    70 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:18 am
    Scissors? Letter opener? Hell, even a properly placed pen will do, but no, go for the floppy disk by all means. I guess the idea is to not hurt your attacker too badly or something?
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:02 am
    haha try this trick with a micro SD :P
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    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:27 am
    poo, im all out of floppy discs. when i fall prey to an urban office perv, i`ll only have myself to blame.
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    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 5:25 am
    Is it really that common to be raped in the office? What the hell, white-collar workers? What`s going on?
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    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 5:30 am
    Also, I`ve just realised, this is possibly from the IAB offices, in which case, fancy, gotta catch up with the tech buddy, I know the site is out of date, but sheesh, floppies?
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    wheresmyskul Male 40-49
    247 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    Whatever...there`s nothing like a good blaster at your side.
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    sender02 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    Damn, taking a file box to the twins seems like it would hurt. Good thing we`re in the digital age!
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    asurazero Male 18-29
    185 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    try doin that with a flash drive....their defenseless now!!!

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