Self-Defense For Women At The Office [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Hey Ladies, next time the boss starts pawing at you, look around: you can clobber him with common office supplies.
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Male 185
try doin that with a flash drive....their defenseless now!!!
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Male 189
Damn, taking a file box to the twins seems like it would hurt. Good thing we`re in the digital age!
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Male 247
Whatever...there`s nothing like a good blaster at your side.
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Male 703
Also, I`ve just realised, this is possibly from the IAB offices, in which case, fancy, gotta catch up with the tech buddy, I know the site is out of date, but sheesh, floppies?
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Male 703
Is it really that common to be raped in the office? What the hell, white-collar workers? What`s going on?
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Female 688
poo, im all out of floppy discs. when i fall prey to an urban office perv, i`ll only have myself to blame.
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Male 3,076
haha try this trick with a micro SD :P
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Male 70
Scissors? Letter opener? Hell, even a properly placed pen will do, but no, go for the floppy disk by all means. I guess the idea is to not hurt your attacker too badly or something?
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Male 236
what are diskettes? lol. I remember we used to have to bring that to school to use on our computer class. I always lose mine every few days or so.
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Male 795
Why not slap a staple in a guy`s head or throw some coffee in his face?

Secondly, who the hell is defending themselves in an OFFICE?
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Male 38
today women can use small USB key to defend themself at work ..... lol
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Male 91
Umm...
3.5" disks: not that heavy or blunt.
5.25" disks: not that sharp.
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Male 285
U gotta get her down before she knows whats going on.
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Male 264
Um, I haven`t seen a diskette in my office in years.
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Female 113
"That last picture is not the face or the temple."

WELL... there is a head... does that count? :P
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Female 1,593
Where are they hiding the 3.5" and 5.25" disks? D:
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Female 217
That last picture is not the face or the temple.
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Male 23
Keegan, you`d be surprised as to how quickly you will fall when the heel of a shoe is scraped against your shin.
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Male 452
attack of the bearded plaid-shirt men...
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Female 362
@ Angilion: Yes, but you have to be really accurate to hit a guy in the balls and bring him down. A little shift means you`ll be hitting him in the leg, which will hurt but usually not enough to stop somebody. The most effective areas to hit are the solarplexus, the common peroneal (right above the knee), and the pelvis. Of course, the nose is a great target as well.
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Male 9,305
Don`t forget the timeless stapler! Solid enough for a nice slam across the face, and when they`re down, staple, staple, staple!
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Male 228
Carry Mace. Honestly, if I, or any man my size, wanted to hurt a woman, there`s next to nothing she could do to stop it without a weapon. Mace em and run. Emphasis on Run.
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Male 1,182
i hate women.
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Male 25,417
lolz
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Male 12,365
[quote]That last picture heh, it says to strike the face and temple but she is nut shotting that dude![/quote]

Then she`s got more sense than the advice. It`s much quicker and more effective to whip a folder off a desk and hit him in the balls with it than to grab it, lift it and go for his head. Where his eyes are. Where he`ll see your attack. Where he`ll have more time to stop it.
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Male 1,162
Indeed, Spartakitty. Go now. Sever the heads of those who dare defy you from their bodies.
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Female 2,120
I can behead a person with a stapler.
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Male 10,338
No madest.

I present interesting scenarios in the first person. :)
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Female 2,352
I would laugh my f*cking ass off if someone tried to attack me with a floppy disk. XD
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Male 4,793
This is why man invented the CD. no pointy edges.
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Male 2,748
Face or Temple... no no, its the balls. Its the balls.
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Male 417
Bah ... Raiin already beat me to the stapler. That`s what I reach for every time a woman attacks me.

Wait ... what am I saying?
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Male 769
hey Madest, I prefer "don`t poke the payroll".

I suppose the modern equivalent of the floppy disk is to shove a USB stick in to his eye?
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Male 7,378
So AJ, Sexual harrassment on that resume as well? Sheesh dude you`re a mess. Haven`t heard that old adage "never stick your pen in the company ink"?
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Female 1,623
Pfff floppy disks are obsolete, this is nonsense
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Male 886
That last picture heh, it says to strike the face and temple but she is nut shotting that dude!

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Female 293
where is the `staple his nut sack to the bulletin board` technique? and so its not sexist... the `staple her lips to the bulletin board`... n yeah im not talking about the lips ya talk with either.
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Male 2,424
These used to come with the disks. Right there in the box. How to kill a dude.

It was a simpler time.
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Male 10,338
I agree Gerry.

I had to quit a job because I had sex with someone who was my superior. She made my job uncomfortable after that and nobody would listen because I was a guy.
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Female 535
Those sound a little too lethal for something like being "pawed" at.
I`d rather just threaten the person with a pencil or something. "Come any closer, and I jab this thin in your arm!"
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Male 39,614
sexist.

How come we never see photos of self defense for men. Pics with guys hitting female attackers?

like I said..... sexist.
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Male 648
jesus, who knew floppy disks were lethal weapons
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Male 7,378
Officer to Lady: "So he told you you looked nice and you jammed a disk in his temple"?
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Male 4,290
Two words.
Stapler nunchucks.
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Male 1,083
i`d rather use pens, scissors, and letter openers.
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Male 89
hey fancy, not sure what type of office you work in but im pretty sure floppy disks aren`t common office supplies these days
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Male 15,510
"So floppy disks are useful."

Can you imagine what they can do with a USB memory?
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Male 15,510
He he that is pure genius
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Male 6,694
Ouch. All I said was " Good morning "
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Female 9,561
So floppy disks are useful.
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Male 20,830
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