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Date: 08/25/10 10:04 AM

135 Responses to Satanic Menu: What`s For Lunch, I-A-B? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18850 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 9:34 am
    Link: Satanic Menu: What`s For Lunch, I-A-B? - Mmm, I`m really in the mood for some Ice Dragon`s Vomit today.
  2. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:09 am
    I am hungry.
  3. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:11 am
    is this like Hell`s Pizza from the interactive youtube video?
  4. Profile photo of maputo
    maputo Male 40-49
    78 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:14 am
    I would eat there.
  5. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:15 am
    I`ll have the Fire King`s Majesty please, cause I`m Metal as FJuck, much like it is.
  6. Profile photo of Blacknewyear
    Blacknewyear Male 18-29
    23 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:15 am
    what a metal restraunt.
  7. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:16 am
    I would eat here.

    EVERY. F*CKING. DAY!
  8. Profile photo of solstyx
    solstyx Female 18-29
    21 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:16 am
    I wanna go there! I don`t know why, maybe it`s the slow roasted ribs... from children that calls me or maybe the one with flesh from something cute. I`m not sure.
  9. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:18 am
    i loled at the right page food names
  10. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:18 am
    chips and salsa. so grim.
  11. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:19 am
    Hm... I`ll take the Chips and Salsa please. They`re so grim! I love it!
  12. Profile photo of zookuw
    zookuw Male 13-17
    195 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:22 am
    Chips and salsa :D
    So grim
  13. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:30 am
    THOSE PRICES <3
  14. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:31 am
    I love the description for Fire king`s majesty!
  15. Profile photo of IchBinErica
    IchBinErica Female 18-29
    200 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:32 am
    This menu is hilarious.
    "We don`t know what this is, exactly. But it`s metal as drat." XD
    I want to go to this place.
  16. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:34 am
    Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where they go to the Itchy and Scratchy restaurant.
  17. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:35 am
    i gotta find this restaurant
  18. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:35 am
    A burger served with pictures of serial killers. It`s definitely unique.
  19. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:38 am
    I want some Satanic Buffalo Chicken Strips, and a Northern Impaled Nazarene Skull mmmm.. delicious
  20. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:40 am
    "I`ll have an Odin`s Mighty Horde with a side of an Onion Star of Misery... and could I get a pint of Guinness to wash that all down?"

    Oddly enough, its almost comfortable to order this...
  21. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:41 am
    I want to go to this place.
  22. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:43 am
    1. Does this place really exist?

    2. DO THEY FRANCHISE? Please?
  23. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:45 am
    Welp, I know where I`m going to get dinner.
  24. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:50 am
    I want the Fire King`s Majesty so badly...
  25. Profile photo of Kat29223
    Kat29223 Female 18-29
    73 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:52 am
    That`s just so cheesy
  26. Profile photo of MensRea
    MensRea Male 18-29
    54 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:53 am
    On the way in a cute coat girl helps you out off your soul probably.
  27. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:55 am
    NEW IAB MISSION:

    Find this restaurant and pick a special date and a pooe ton of IAB users will go to this restaurant EN MASSE and we will all order the Fire King`s Majesty... And god willing they serve beer/wine and we can all get drunk and have a live action IAB forum... :p
  28. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:55 am
    I`ll have the Fire King`s Majesty.
  29. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 11:07 am
    this wouldn`t be from the Pit and Pendulum in nottingham would it? oh so many memories of misspent goth youth.
  30. Profile photo of sprinkies
    sprinkies Female 18-29
    172 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 11:15 am
    i agree with taylor_stone.
  31. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 11:22 am
    Haha. I would love to go to this place. Looks hilarious.
  32. Profile photo of AmberCherry
    AmberCherry Female 18-29
    98 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 11:24 am
    I really like taylor_stone`s idea. Lets do it!
  33. Profile photo of Samuelsoon
    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 11:34 am
    "we dont know what this is exactly, but its metal as drat"

    i died
  34. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 11:40 am
    kinky.

    hehe
  35. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7564 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 11:44 am
    Ostensibly beef- rotflmao!!! I think it must be in the States as it refers to ground beef, not mince. But yes- we should all turn up, sounds an excellent venue!!
  36. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 11:55 am
    I want to eat there. .
  37. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    Hindsight observation:

    Could you imagine if this place has seating for, say, 120 guests and even something as low as 1/32 of IABs users showed up all in one day???

    1. There`d be a line around the block... twice
    2. They`d possibly run out of the means to make the stuff we order.
    3. There`d be fights between IABers due to such violent disagreements in the forums. (Check any political or religious post to see what I mean)
    4. They`d run out of beer. (TRAGEDY)
    5. They`d make more money in that one day than they likely do ALL MONTH...
  38. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    chips and salsa

    so grim.
  39. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    I need to find this place. I need to.
  40. Profile photo of Stane
    Stane Male 18-29
    316 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    Haha. I like how soups is just soups.
  41. Profile photo of vilem
    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    "I`ll take the cheese quesadilla of infinite apocalypse! and a coke"
    "Sorry sir, we only have pepsi here"
    "THIS PLACE IS SAAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAANICCCCCCCCCCC"
  42. Profile photo of MrYellow
    MrYellow Male 13-17
    9 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    The suburban shock burger is served with provolone cheese, a black died bun, and pictures of serial killers.
  43. Profile photo of Psyco_Ninja
    Psyco_Ninja Male 18-29
    17 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    Slow roasted ribs. from children.... lol. i so wna find this place
  44. Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    I would totally want to eat there if they didn`t skew the concept beyond the necessity. They didn`t even name their dishes properly. I understand them using such long descriptions but the title says a thousand mozzarella stix and so I would assume they are piling 1000 mozzarella sticks onto my plate for 5.19. And I`d also expect to eat a kitten, if it says thats what the cute meat may be I want it to be a damned kitten...don`t you toy with my taste pallet. If the detail says cat I want some damned cat.
  45. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    Fire King`s Majesty: We don`t know what this is but it`s metal as drat.

    I want to go there so bad lol.
  46. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    Dat so, Homegrown?

  47. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    My new goal in life is to find this place and eat there. Eating a salad that`s metal as drat is one thing I`ve never done before.
  48. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    oh gawd
  49. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    win davymind!
  50. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    @Davymid


  51. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    Amazing Lulz at "Chips and Salsa"!
  52. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    Hrm... anyone know what the sorrowful cries of freshly widowed women taste like?
  53. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    Also, I`m pretty sure someone wrote and printed this menu himself/herself. Don`t think it`s a restaurant.
  54. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    what, thats so dumb!
  55. Profile photo of wamellx
    wamellx Male 13-17
    22 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    "We don`t know what this is exactly, but it`s metal as f***." Epic Win x 10^Win
  56. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    >>I really like taylor_stone`s idea. Lets do it!

    YEAH! Lets!
    Assuming it`s not more than, like, you know - an hour`s drive.
  57. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    what resturant is this, i would like to visit at least once.
  58. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    slow roasted ribs, from children.
  59. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    chips and salsa
    so grim.
  60. Profile photo of RFMITCH1
    RFMITCH1 Male 18-29
    121 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    Chips and Salsa
    So Grim
  61. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    "Yes... Abyssyness". That was my first clue that maybe this isn`t a serious menu...
  62. Profile photo of HOBOMOE
    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    i must eat here for novelties sake
  63. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    Meh,the regular stuff you can find in any other restaurant, only with funky names
  64. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    fire kings majesty.. not sure what itiss lol
  65. Profile photo of Kivaen
    Kivaen Male 18-29
    90 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    You havent dined until youve dined in the eighth layer of hell. There,they serve slow roasted fire,with a side of fire,and to top it off,more fire,with tobasco,and salsa,its basically a mexican restaurant,only just the hot stuff. Hitler will be your waiter today. Please enjoy our fine selection of beverages of acidic nature. Dont forget to tip!
  66. Profile photo of 697loscfc
    697loscfc Male 18-29
    25 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    What a... ?
  67. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    "We don`t know what this is, exactly. But it`s Metal as f***" lol
  68. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    Yep, make mine the Fire King`s Majesty.

    Seriously, where is this place? I wanna go!!

    Oh, and, Hail Satan!
  69. Profile photo of Golkar
    Golkar Male 18-29
    391 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    If this place exists, it is awesome.
  70. Profile photo of EnglishDan
    EnglishDan Male 18-29
    75 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    It could be Mr. Lordi`s Rocktaurant
  71. Profile photo of Sheilakh
    Sheilakh Male 13-17
    56 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    Anyone else notice that Soup doesn`t have a witty addition on it?
  72. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    Sheilakh, you don`t consider "exuded from a gorgon`s teat daily" a witty addition?

    PS: where`s the booze? I`m picturing Bud Light Lime.
  73. Profile photo of Ninabear3
    Ninabear3 Female 18-29
    92 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    Disney Metal BS for Posers??? hahahah
  74. Profile photo of charliew07
    charliew07 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    Lol the last burger is served with a dyed black bun and picture of serial killers.
  75. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    Interesting.
  76. Profile photo of zombieland
    zombieland Male 18-29
    418 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    Fire kings majesty!!!!hahahahaha
  77. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    "We don`t know what this is, exactly.
    But it`s Metal as F*ck."
    I lol`d.

    "Slow roasted ribs."
    Okay, cool enough...
    "From Children."
    WTF, lol?

    "Abyssyness. Yes, Abyssyness."
    Lol.

    I wonder if you can request who you get a picture of when you order the Suburban Shock Burger...

    Lastly: There had DAMN well better be 1000 mozzarella stix in that one appetizer. If not, I`m complaining to Satan that I didn`t get everything I wanted out of that deal, and I want my soul back.

    Overall... SO MUCH WIN. I wanna eat there so bad right now, lol. I`d sell my soul for the chance. To bad I already traded it for... Well, let`s leave that a secret, shall we?
  78. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    The prices seem reasonable. Probably small portions though.... wait a sec? Frashly widowed woman on a seseme roll $6.95 ??
    What a rip off!!
  79. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    hahah where is this place?
  80. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    PLEASE tell me where this place is, they`re awesome.
  81. Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    Chips and Salsa. So Grim.
  82. Profile photo of genericuser
    genericuser Female 18-29
    317 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    I like the "ostensibly beef".
  83. Profile photo of meganmakeart
    meganmakeart Female 18-29
    225 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    Disney Metal Bullpoo for Posers
  84. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    I would feel awkward telling the waiter/waitress that I want "The black stars above Carcose shine with unholy delight of the last unicorn in the Elven Moonforest of ice black abyssyness. Yes... abyssyness".
  85. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    "...The black stars above Carcose shine with unholy delight of the last unicorn..."
    Make it two, please. And a little pineapple on the side if there is any...
  86. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    I`ll take 1 of everything, put it on God`s tab
  87. Profile photo of bryantm3
    bryantm3 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    i think it`s funny how hollywood has convinced everyone that if you turn a cross 180 degrees, it somehow becomes evil.
  88. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:40 pm
    i think it`s funny how hollywood has convinced everyone that if you turn a cross 180 degrees, it somehow becomes evil.
    Fun fact: The first inverted cross used in a religious sense was used by a Catholic because he felt he was not worthy of dying in the same way Jesus did.

    Also, there are inverted crosses pretty much all over the Vatican, if you look.

    Soo, yeah. By wearing an inverted cross, you`re not being hardcore, metal, or Satanic. You are showing the absolute sign of true respect to Jesus and the Catholic church.
  89. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    "...if you turn a cross 180 degrees, it somehow
    becomes evil..."
    I`d say it`s more a symbol of people that feel let
    down by Christianity.

    Or even the symbol of someone that at one time
    had a great amount of faith but suffered a
    ridiculous fate.
  90. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 9:11 pm
    "Northern Impaled Nazarene Skull: Our vegetable soup, exuded from a gorgon`s teat daily"

    Gorgons lactate vegetable soup? That`s good to know :P

    "The Black Stars Above Carcosa Shine With Unholy Delight At The Suffering Of The Last Unicorn In The Elven Moonforest Of Icy Black Abyssness. Yes....Abyssness."

    lmao I`ll order that just to say it xD

    I lol`d at the Chips and Salsa and Fire King`s Majesty.
  91. Profile photo of Koner_Rox
    Koner_Rox Male 18-29
    112 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    Theyre satanically delicious!
  92. Profile photo of NessieBabii
    NessieBabii Female 18-29
    118 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    "I`ll take 1 of everything, put it on God`s tab"

    hahaha good one
  93. Profile photo of lee-schizo
    lee-schizo Female 18-29
    296 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    ill take the cheese quesadilla of the infinite apocalypse.
  94. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    No veggie burgers? Is veganism not satanic now?
    "We don`t know what it is, exactly. But it`s metal as drat"
  95. Profile photo of eduardoleon
    eduardoleon Male 18-29
    500 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    i want to go there
  96. Profile photo of TheTrees
    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:32 pm
    Served with shackles of Judeo-Christian culture for added bleakness
  97. Profile photo of ruez
    ruez Male 18-29
    113 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:48 pm
    So Grim.
  98. Profile photo of batdyke
    batdyke Female 18-29
    149 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:55 pm
    I wanna know the name of this place sooooooo bad, I really do!
  99. Profile photo of morningisbad
    morningisbad Male 18-29
    30 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 11:12 pm
    haha...maybe a kitten
  100. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 11:44 pm
    Fire Kings Majesty please.
  101. Profile photo of plahblah
    plahblah Female 18-29
    151 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 12:45 am
    That is amazingly awesome.
  102. Profile photo of Vipablaz
    Vipablaz Male 13-17
    191 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 12:55 am
    I want to know what the bottom right says it starts: Consuming Uncooked meats or eggs may result in a most brutal, and then cuts off
  103. Profile photo of Fated
    Fated Female 30-39
    51 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 12:57 am
    I would go to this place, but I`d get dirty looks from the staff for laughing. :D
  104. Profile photo of SnapsForMe
    SnapsForMe Female 18-29
    217 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 1:54 am
    "chips and salsa. so grim"
  105. Profile photo of Piechartepic
    Piechartepic Male 18-29
    83 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 2:13 am
    "We don`t know what this is,exactly.
    But it`s Metal as drat."

    AWESOME!!!
  106. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 3:23 am
    I might just change my name to `Ostensibly Beef` now.

    Where is this wonderful magical place?!
  107. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 3:48 am
    I saw this right after looking at this and lol`d. Epic
  108. Profile photo of liljesus9
    liljesus9 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 4:38 am
    No broodwich? Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell`s half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forces into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood.
  109. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 4:44 am
    I so want a franchise of this restaurant.

    Where is this place?
  110. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 5:01 am
    the most awesome menu on the planet
  111. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 5:52 am
    I`ll have the Cheese Quesadilla of the Infinite Apocalypse and the lady will have the Disney Metal Bullpoo for Posers, please. Oh, and a couple of Cokes? Thanks bunches.

    Oh, uh, yeah, hail Satan to you too.

    \m/__\m/ LJ
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 7:16 am
    Chips ans salsa pls.
  113. Profile photo of sylphies
    sylphies Female 18-29
    282 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 8:01 am
    I want to go there....

    Lmfao abyssness
  114. Profile photo of toqr
    toqr Male 18-29
    199 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 8:04 am
    i approve!
  115. Profile photo of Superfresh64
    Superfresh64 Male 30-39
    28 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 9:11 am
    STOOPID
  116. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 9:16 am
    I want the suburban shock burger, but could you make it a veggie? Thanks. Hail to you and your epic restaurant, Dark Lord. ^_^
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    Kaonin-Kun Male 13-17
    49 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 9:53 am
    Sorry to destroy your fun but...Fake and gay.
  118. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 10:43 am
    The Lich King Burger sounds good.

    If you can`t tell which one that is, gtfo the internet.
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    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 11:51 am
    I`ll take a Disney Metal Bullpoo for Posers please.
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    dannyseven Male 18-29
    71 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    I did some research and have come to the conclusion that this is not a menu from a real restaurant. Someone printed it, laminated it, and took a snapshot on a table in a diner.

    No less awesome, though. I don`t think a restaurant serving Ice Dragon Vomit would stay in business long, anyway.
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    TysonRP Male 13-17
    312 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    For some reason I love the "Chicken Quesadilla of the Infinite Apocalypse"
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    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    I saw this right after looking at this and lol`d. Epic
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    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    WHY ISNT THIS REAL?
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    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    I prefer the impaled skull myself. I like to drink things from it when I`m done. It makes me feel victorious.
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    laurjendee Female 18-29
    202 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    "we dont know what it is exactly, but it`s metal as drat" hahahah
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    ladymanson Female 18-29
    76 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    If you build it.... They will come
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    is this real? where is it?
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    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    chips and salsa?
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    longhornsfan Male 18-29
    134 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 7:29 am
    the sorrowful cries of freshly widowed women
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    ravie Female 18-29
    15 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    lol "slow roasted ribs...from children"
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    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    lol this place seems awesome
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    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    Well the upside-down cross makes no sense as a satanic symbol (thank you cracked), and I think the pentagram isn`t a perfectly proportional star, it has to have one point longer than the rest.

    But, still, I didn`t think the target demographic for this kind of thing was high enough to base a restaurant off of.
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    KMRocky Female 18-29
    324 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 1:52 am
    Can I get the ice dragon`s vomit without the avocado, please?
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    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    do some research on the upside down cross, it`s funny.

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