Roseanne Barr for President

Submitted by: madest 7 years ago in

If you have the time and can put up with the megaphone, I think you"ll find the message sound.
There are 61 comments:
Female 500
I liked her until she said "guillotine." I`d still vote for her, but she scares me.
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Male 1,451
Ambergris, noun....
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Male 63
Noooooppppeeee never moving to D.C
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Male 2,893
I stopped listening when she said, "Fellow tax-payers."
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Male 877
...human doom, coulda done without that....
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Female 58
If she was a little less extremist...I`d vote for her.
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Male 724
I did like her show up until a point, but I`m not so sure I`d like her as president.
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Male 663
lotta angry feminism in that there video.
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Male 418
i stopped watching as soon as she addressed "the members of the animal kingdom"
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Male 17,511
sweetpeadlp: I can assure everyone I was not mistreated or unloved as a child and being so petty as to state [quote]His mother didn`t hug him enough as a child, or his dad hugged him too much.[/quote] is really mean and despicable.
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Male 17,511
madest: [quote]..she`d be a more competent leader than GWB.[/quote]

She`s non compos mentis, And I can say you`re not far behind her if you really believe she`s worthy of being president.
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Male 4,593
Now I`m hungry for some KFC.
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Male 914
oh for chrissakes how stupid
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Female 90
Good points but she is annoying as hell. I guess she WOULD be a good President...
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Male 5,626
@CrakrJak
After reading that, I`d say that if she new anything about chemistry, she`d have been on the alternate list of Unabomber suspects.
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Male 5,626
"Men are Men and Women are Women, both sexes have roles that have been thoroughly drilled into my brain by everything that t.v., news, advertising, greeting cards and movies..."
Ah, the modern age where men are men and women are women...

Except Buck Angel and that one guy in Utah that`s having a baby and that growing populous of people that have [email protected] at the same time they have nice asses and lactating breasts...
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Male 3,477
She has my vote!
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Male 5,194
>>I`ve always found Roseanne Barr to be a bit of a dick. Never did find her funny, even back when her job was to be funny.

Same here. Don`t remember Roseanne Barr making me laugh even once.
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Male 6,693
Not a big Roseanne Barr fan.
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Female 49
It`s ok yall...CrakrJak is just a `right fighter` and none of us will ever make him anything else. His mother didn`t hug him enough as a child, or his dad hugged him too much. Roseanne is a comedian, and she`s also passionate about allot of other things. Does she honestly believe she`ll run or make President? No, she`s not a moron. But this is what she does. And honestly, my ass could do a better job than Brobama at this point.
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Male 207
Madest, how can you say that when we have had so much time to learn what an idiot Obama is.
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Male 10,855
@CrakrJak`s `evil clone`

Dude seriously, most people here may disagree with CrakrJak but you`re causing a f--king identity crisis!
Cut it out already!
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Male 2,528
So she wants to represent ALL members of the animal kingdom, but restricts her representation of humans to include only Tax Payers? Since when did Animals become more important than people who don`t pay taxes? Such as old people.

Oh well, it`s a good think humans are part of the animal kingdom. Even illegal imigrants and non tax payers.
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Female 15,763
Of course Crak is all over this... what else would I expect?
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Male 17,511
KrackerJack: You`re so far off the mark a bloodhound couldn`t get you back on track.
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Male 9
Crakrjak: I know exactly how you feel I too hate their in your face attitude, who do they think they are? Its like they`re trying to make people okay with that sort of thing which it is most certainly is not. Men are Men and Women are Women, both sexes have roles that have been thoroughly drilled into my brain by everything that t.v., news, advertising, greeting cards and movies have told me. I am not a homosexual because homosexuals only exist on "very special episodes" of various t.v shows with the exception of will and grace and queer as folk (but thats a HBO/showtime thing) Homosexuals do not exist can you imagine being a young man ACTUALLY being attracted to another young man or a young woman being attracted to another young woman? In this culture of heterosexuality? That would be hell on earth and only a very unjust god would make somebody that way. Homosexuality is a choice and people who choose that are just attention seekers "drama queens" as it were.
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Male 159
The part about legalizing weed is the only part I agree with, and I don`t even smoke the stuff.
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Male 17,511
KrackerJack: You don`t know me so well as you think.

I actually like Frasier, I find it funny to laugh at the machinations and foibles of people who believe they are of the `Upper Crust`.

I don`t hate `Gays`, It`s their agenda and `In your face` attitude of pushing that agenda that I find distasteful.

Now please, Go back under your bridge.
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Male 17,511
Thanks AJ ;-)
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Male 559
did this bitch not get the hint when she got booed for the National Anthem? Why is she still annoying America? Go away, you ugly non relevent mean person!
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Male 10,338
Did someone actually make a troll account against Crakr?

You have arrived sir.
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Male 9
I definitely have an opinion about this. Roseanne is your typical Elitist. She tricked me into liking her T.V. show because it dealt with blue collar issues in an entertaining and sometimes heart warming manner but then it went all Homo and made me uncomfortable so I changed the channel as is my right as an American. I accidentally watched five minutes of Frasier and thought I was going to explode. Gay people don`t happen in real life, that`s Just Hollywoods gay agenda to make me feel weird and have to think about how gay people would do it if they existed.
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Female 4
Epic, I turned my speakers on to listen to this, and I forgot my itunes was up and Free Bird was playing in the background.
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Female 166
My ears started bleeding 2 minutes in.
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Male 12,138
Unusually, I gotta agree with Crakr on this one. I`ve always found Roseanne Barr to be a bit of a dick. Never did find her funny, even back when her job was to be funny. Personal taste and all that. She just grabs me as being an attention-seeking, and slightly mental, person. This clip did nothing but further confirm my already-eastablished opinion on her. Soz.
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Male 17,511
madest: You thought that was humor? She didn`t sing horrible on purpose and I do believe people would`ve forgiven her for that. It was the crotch grab she did at the end the song, That pissed people off.

It`s attitudes like `F*ck you, I`m rich and can get away with anything` and `My opinion matters more than yours because I`m famous` that turn A-List stars into D-list douche bags.

By the way, I never said I hated her, I said she was unhinged. Liked her TV show until she started getting all `homo` with it.

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Female 165
I love her and what she has to say.
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Male 40,728
[quote]She pissed off an entire Nation of self righteous douchebags![/quote]
SO this is what madest REALLY thinks about the USA.
HEY Y`ALL! You are DOUCHEBAGS! madest says so!
Personally, I think madest has the `douchebag` title wrapped up...
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Female 90
Couldn`t finish it, but I love Roseanne!
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Male 25,416
Wow, just wow!
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Male 591
I`d vote for her in a heartbeat.
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Male 1,882
Thank you Fuhrer Sanders for providing me with an endless supply of fried headless chicken corpses.
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Male 151
the last bit made it all worth while
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Male 10,338
Madest creeps farther and farther over the deep end with each submission.

Please sir. Refrain from the reefer when deciding your political affiliations.
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Male 160
This is what happens to your mother if you don`t put the milk away.
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Male 5,314
i just stabbed my ear drums with a potato peeler
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Female 351
Wow, she`s getting old
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Female 675
I have mixed feelings about this...
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Male 39,880
It`s sad when a Has-Been doesn`t accept their fate and attempts to grab attention this way... I feel sorry for her, I really do.

Now.... who`s got the porn?
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Female 2,289
I just love roseanne
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Male 2,548
I think I`m in love.
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Male 749
Well, I hope she gave herself an orgasm with that self righteous expectoration of mental masturbation. I`m happy that she didn`t have a pack of hollering hangers-on to give her the impression anyone cares what she says.
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Male 17,511
CodeJockey: This is just how `unhinged` she really is.
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Male 77
I love how nobody`s paying attention...
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Male 4,807
She has the most annoying voice EVER !


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Male 5,626
"Nothing Rosanne Barr says is `Sound`."
She has been committed once or twice. I wonder if that was before or after she lived in a cave.
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Male 1,540
What I heard:
Bla bla bla Kentucky Fried Chicken bla bla bla men are sexual fiends bla bla bla we need to be a monarchy bla bla bla *Stop video*
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Male 5,626
"Military Industrial Complex"
Knocked out of the race in 40 seconds.
Just women growing everything?

Somewhere, her grandkids are enjoying the lack of her hard, shrill voice.
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Male 30
I agreed with most of what she had to say!! lol
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Male 17,511
Nothing Rosanne Barr says is `Sound`.
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Male 7,378
Link: Roseanne Barr for President [Rate Link] - If you have the time and can put up with the megaphone, I think you`ll find the message sound.
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