Redundant News Headline Of The Day [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Well what else did the police think they were going to find in there?
There are 44 comments:
Female 40
omg ii read this to my friend lyk 3 secs ago n she said wow ii bet he was high lol ii need a newer smarter friend lol jk love her 2much
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Female 1,181
boooooo
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Female 535
Would have been more redundant-looking if they used "crack" in reference to his butt crevice, too.
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Female 682
Ah...Maryland,good ol`Mar....nope, Maryland is pretty much drated.
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Male 782
Crack in the crack
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Male 5,626
"...because that`s where people usually hide drugs, idiot..."
So... You hide things in your ass? I`m fairly certain normal people hide that near a tree.

I think someone just wanted a look at the guy`s ass...
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Female 320
Is it just me, or do others really want to reply to anabel to see what she has to share with her dearest? If I wasn`t sure I`d get a virus, I`d just do it to drat with her. I love telemarketers who ask how my day goes, and I drag it out forever, but alas, Asia has no telemarketers over here....
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Male 41
Yo dawg, we heard you like crack...
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Male 258
ba dum tish
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Male 809
In the buttocks...
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Male 383
So they found a crack in his ass?
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Female 40
@CodeJockey because that`s where people usually hide drugs, idiot
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Male 5,626
So... What exactly prompts a person to search a guy`s ass?...

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Female 1
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Male 126
hagerstown MD is a boring place with a decent set of outlet malls. im sure this made the day of the arresting officers on the account of something other than traffic tickets
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Male 87
ya, took me too long too....
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Male 40,752
Dang! They`ll arrest you for ANYTHING these days! Better not crack a smile at a cop...
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Male 5,189
Don`t be sellin that crack on muh streets!
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Male 678
Sargent: we found the crescent moon, Chief!

Chief: That`s some good work Lou!
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Female 423
took me some time to get it...
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Female 111
HA.
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Male 348
HAHA I get it.
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Male 772
In his buttocks? So he cut open his gluteus muscles and sandwiched crack in between the tendons?

Or is the newspaper really trying desperately hard to not use the word anus? -.-
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Male 2,700
this looks like a job fooooor: CAPTAIN OBVIOUS ( As seen in an earlier IAB post)
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Female 238
har har double entendre.
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Male 1,678
hahahahaha quality stuff
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Male 2,441
15 bags!?
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Female 1,623
lmao
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Female 108
I am so proud of my town. That happened a few months ago, still happy to see it on IAB!!!! idiot!
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Male 14,331
Doubt thats the last thing going up his ass now.
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Female 2,352
There`s crack in mah crack! XD

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Female 4,039
Having the same problem Crakrjak. Annoying. >:(
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Male 10,855
You`ve noticed that too CrakrJak?
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Female 3,574
wow that`s a bad pun lol
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Male 3,425
@CrakrJak I don`t know how it would affect IAB, but Digg is down at the minute, they`re putting up the new site.
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Male 6,693
Amazing police work.
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Male 216
double jeopardy.
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Male 17,511
Why is IAB getting `hung up` not loading pages while trying to contact digg.com ?
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Male 39,916
this made me crack a smile
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Male 559
15 rocks is not that much. Its not like he had fistfuls of crack in his crack. Hiding drugs in your butt is very common as the cops can`t strip search you on the spot. They have to take you to a hospital so its a great way to hide something when you are in a pinch.
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Female 200
haaaaaaaaaaaa I see what you did there.
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Female 248
Fifteen bags?! FIFTEEN?!

That guy must have a giant ass.
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Male 20,911
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