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Date: 08/25/10 10:03 AM

44 Responses to Redundant News Headline Of The Day [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 9:38 am
    Link: Redundant News Headline Of The Day - Well what else did the police think they were going to find in there?
  2. Profile photo of bmh
    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:26 am
    Fifteen bags?! FIFTEEN?!

    That guy must have a giant ass.
  3. Profile photo of IchBinErica
    IchBinErica Female 18-29
    200 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:35 am
    haaaaaaaaaaaa I see what you did there.
  4. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 11:08 am
    15 rocks is not that much. Its not like he had fistfuls of crack in his crack. Hiding drugs in your butt is very common as the cops can`t strip search you on the spot. They have to take you to a hospital so its a great way to hide something when you are in a pinch.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 11:14 am
    this made me crack a smile
  6. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 11:16 am
    Why is IAB getting `hung up` not loading pages while trying to contact digg.com ?
  7. Profile photo of bklynusa
    bklynusa Male 30-39
    216 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 11:18 am
    double jeopardy.
  8. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 11:18 am
    Amazing police work.
  9. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 11:33 am
    @CrakrJak I don`t know how it would affect IAB, but Digg is down at the minute, they`re putting up the new site.
  10. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 11:35 am
    wow that`s a bad pun lol
  11. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 11:41 am
    You`ve noticed that too CrakrJak?
  12. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 11:58 am
    Having the same problem Crakrjak. Annoying. >:(
  13. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 11:59 am
    There`s crack in mah crack! XD

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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    Doubt thats the last thing going up his ass now.
  15. Profile photo of Cashaviola
    Cashaviola Female 18-29
    108 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    I am so proud of my town. That happened a few months ago, still happy to see it on IAB!!!! idiot!
  16. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    lmao
  17. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    15 bags!?
  18. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    lolz
  19. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    hahahahaha quality stuff
  20. Profile photo of LameName
    LameName Female 18-29
    238 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    har har double entendre.
  21. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    this looks like a job fooooor: CAPTAIN OBVIOUS ( As seen in an earlier IAB post)
  22. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    In his buttocks? So he cut open his gluteus muscles and sandwiched crack in between the tendons?

    Or is the newspaper really trying desperately hard to not use the word anus? -.-
  23. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    348 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    HAHA I get it.
  24. Profile photo of rawryness
    rawryness Female 13-17
    111 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    HA.
  25. Profile photo of tincel1372
    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    took me some time to get it...
  26. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    Sargent: we found the crescent moon, Chief!

    Chief: That`s some good work Lou!
  27. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33085 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    Dang! They`ll arrest you for ANYTHING these days! Better not crack a smile at a cop...
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    snunicycler Male 18-29
    87 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    ya, took me too long too....
  29. Profile photo of Jadavid
    Jadavid Male 18-29
    126 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    hagerstown MD is a boring place with a decent set of outlet malls. im sure this made the day of the arresting officers on the account of something other than traffic tickets
  30. Profile photo of anabel4you
    anabel4you Female 18-29
    1 post
    August 25, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    Please reply back with my email ([email protected])
    Dearest,
    How are you over there?
    I know that you would be excited for the fact that you do not know who is writing.
    Actually my name is Mis. Anabel Awaza,Please my dear i will like us to hold a good long time relationship with real love.and I have something very important that I need to share with you. I am very serious; I shall tell you more about myself and send you my picture in my next mail.please reply back with my email address ([email protected])
    Hoping to hear from you soonest.
    Yours Anabel.
  31. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:15 pm
    So... What exactly prompts a person to search a guy`s ass?...

  32. Profile photo of Buffie92
    Buffie92 Female 13-17
    40 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    @CodeJockey because that`s where people usually hide drugs, idiot
  33. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:01 pm
    So they found a crack in his ass?
  34. Profile photo of AtheistAlien
    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:23 pm
    In the buttocks...
  35. Profile photo of TheTrees
    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:36 pm
    ba dum tish
  36. Profile photo of breadman
    breadman Male 18-29
    41 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 12:24 am
    Yo dawg, we heard you like crack...
  37. Profile photo of miraclewik
    miraclewik Female 18-29
    320 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 3:39 am
    Is it just me, or do others really want to reply to anabel to see what she has to share with her dearest? If I wasn`t sure I`d get a virus, I`d just do it to drat with her. I love telemarketers who ask how my day goes, and I drag it out forever, but alas, Asia has no telemarketers over here....
  38. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 5:30 am
    "...because that`s where people usually hide drugs, idiot..."
    So... You hide things in your ass? I`m fairly certain normal people hide that near a tree.

    I think someone just wanted a look at the guy`s ass...
  39. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 5:58 am
    Crack in the crack
  40. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 9:18 am
    Ah...Maryland,good ol`Mar....nope, Maryland is pretty much drated.
  41. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    Would have been more redundant-looking if they used "crack" in reference to his butt crevice, too.
  42. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    boooooo
  43. Profile photo of Rudy-Duh
    Rudy-Duh Female 18-29
    40 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:30 am
    omg ii read this to my friend lyk 3 secs ago n she said wow ii bet he was high lol ii need a newer smarter friend lol jk love her 2much

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