Prophet Isaac: Miracle From The Hands Of God [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Prophet Isaac: That"s some resume he"s built up there...
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Female 32
@TIMESWORDSMN: "everyone knows you can`t stop being a wizard" <-- This made me laugh so much, thankies :D
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Female 374
I would go to see him. While he was talking I would stand up and yell, "CAST FIREBALL!".
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Male 703
A transsexual HIV + wizard in prison? That`s bad news, baby. What`d he do to get in jail?
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Female 40
@subushie

I agree.
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Male 304
This is ridiculous!
Everyone knows you can`t stop being a wizard!
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Female 5,222
no thanks
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Male 1,646
This looks more like an advertisement for circus freaks.
Come see the amazing Vagina-less Woman and her indecisive husband!
I`m also willing to bet the theater was entirely full of people who believed every word.
Religious people are idiots...
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Male 732
@Linkenberger, no that is the real version of fundamentalists. I don`t even know what an "athiest" is. Did you, by any chance, mean "atheist"?
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Female 24
Ex-HIV positive - LOL!
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Male 1,164
"Yeah!!! Come see the miracles of the lies of GOD!!! Come watch as the blasphemer cure sports nuts, loud mouthed women, and shows us how the collection plate somehow increases your faith!!!"

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the athiest version of fundamentalists.
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Male 190
Ex Wizard?!? I could believe the other stuff, but how do you stop being a wizard. That just doesnt make sense.
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Male 41
he`s almost worthy enough to lick-clean the oldspice guys dick clean after a long day of saving the world
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Male 1,815
The one that really baffles me is ex Wizard. What doesn he mean by wizard, really?
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Male 2,700
Yeah!!! Come see the miracles of the lies of GOD!!! Come watch as the blasphemer cure sports nuts, loud mouthed women, and shows us how the collection plate somehow increases your faith!!!
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Male 2,049
This guy is off the chain.
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Male 25,417
what?
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Male 1,596
an ex hiv positive transexual wizard? how exactly can you be an ex transexual?
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Male 1,451
I was almost flabbergasted by "Ex HIV Positive" then I realized he probably just has AIDS now.
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Male 819
Real or fake? That the ad exists I mean...
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Female 62
he looks like a rapist
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Male 886
Yeah...anyone who can give up magic dust is strong willed...as if Touched By God!:O
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Male 2,034
Ex-wizard, eh? I`m actually kind of impressed.
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Female 839
IT`S A MIRACLE!
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Male 326
Wow... Just wow
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Female 322
How can you be ex-HIV positive? Also I like the ex-wizard that`s great.
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Male 9,305
I bet they sell tickets to this horsecrap.
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Male 22
You`re born a dumbass and you die a dumbass
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Female 3,828
creeeeepy
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Male 4,593
He gave all that stuff up to become the world`s biggest dickhead.
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Male 333
Is this some sort of new dos equis spokesman?
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Male 784
Ex-Dead...?
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Male 772
Ex-Wizard? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! One can never simply stop being a wizard! You are BORN a wizard, and you die a wizard!
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Male 155
Sucks to be his wife and children who now have HIV
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Male 36
That`s nothing. One time I was a robot, but not just a regular robot. I was like this huge rectangular box that actually wasn`t a robot at all but an enormous sandwich maker from heaven and there was a sound and then it turned out I should stop smoking so much crack... and weed... and all that stuff I need.
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Male 12,138
In the words of Stephen Fry, British Broadcaster, Naturalist and Wit:

"Religion. Sh*t it."
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Male 472
"Ex HIV Positive? So this man has done something that scientists haven`t been able to do for close to 30 years, huh? Stupid people shouldn`t breed."

Technically he can`t, his wife has now uterus.... oh wait he proved science wrong there again.
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Male 472
Why didn`t he put Ex-Gay Pro Choice Demon, that would be way more impressive.
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Female 188
that must have been hard even for god
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Female 61
Ex Transexual? What?! He sewed it up?
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Male 224
how does being normal again make you prophetic
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Male 820
okay, I`m making business cards for me with "Ex-wizard" on them.
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Female 1,148
Poor woman with no uterus...
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Male 39,619
ex wizard? I wonder if he knows harry potter?
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Female 202
ex wizard, I love it
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Male 143
EX HIV POSITIVE!?! is that posible????
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Male 1,378
ex hiv positive lololololololololololololololololol
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Female 463
@idiotfilter-I want to marry you. That was epic.
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Female 42
I don`t understand...why would he want to be an ex-wizard?!
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Male 620
Ex hiv indeed

now he has full blown aids.
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Male 31
If he`s an ex transsexual, does that make him a resexual
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Male 192
lol @ idiotfilter Awesome!
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Male 210
There is no such thing as an "ex-transsexual". Transsexual, apart from transgender dictates that there is medical transition involved.

Moron.
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Male 3,915
why are we all caught up on the "ex HIV positive" thing? how the hell did he make it out of the International Alliance of Wizards? the only way out of that is death!
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Male 6
Ex HIV Positive? So this man has done something that scientists haven`t been able to do for close to 30 years, huh? Stupid people shouldn`t breed.
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Male 17,512
Their are only a few evangelists I`ve ever had some respect for, Billy Graham being one of them, The rest just seem like really bad used car salesmen.

There are several people that have seemingly beaten HIV, Just look at Magic Johnson for example.
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Male 12,365
Hmm...I think it is theoretically possible to be ex-HIV positive for real, under extreme circumstances.

People with two copies of the CCR5-delta32 mutated gene are immune to many viruses, including existing strains of HIV.

If such a person is exposed to lots of HIV, like a transfusion, it might be possible that they would text HIV positive from the HIV piped into them just before.

The mutation prevents some viruses from infecting cells. So they quickly die and are expelled from the body. Test again, voila, HIV negative.

But I`d bet good money this is just a case of fraud.
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Male 12,365
What is this con artist scumbag doing in my country?

I know we import stuff from the USA, but there`s stuff you want and stuff you don`t want and this is the latter. We finished with our religious nutjobs over 300 years ago!
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Male 39,619
"What happened to all the respectable evangelists like" ... "Benny Hinn?"

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AH! Sarcasm! I get it.
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Male 2,440
What happened to all the respectable evangelists like Peter Popoff & Benny Hinn? xD
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Male 325
I`m ex HIV negative so I don`t see whats wrong with this.
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Male 1,116
It really is nice to know that the U.S isn`t the only place with religious nuts.
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Male 418
ex HIV positive????!!!!
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Male 2,384
its a shame religion has turned into this
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Male 28
I married a woman who didn`t have a penis.
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Male 1,625
ZOOOOOOMG!
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Female 38
it says "now married to a woman who had no uterus" so...she DOES have one now? I don`t get it. Where do you get uturuses (uterii?) from?
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Male 648
He quit wizarding cold turkey
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Male 2,229
I checked out the link Mantolwen posted. Wow, these guys are sleazy. Internet version of `religious/car salesman`, eck.
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Male 250
so, god gave him his penis back?
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Male 2,229
The american craziness is spreading. It`s contagious! RUN!
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Male 2,229
ex-HIV = Zombie! (if that`s even possible)
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Male 240
Wow, I thought only the U.S. had these nutjobs. Thank you UK!
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Male 52
When it becomes full-blown AIDS, you`re still HIV-positive.
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Male 51
"He works best through suffering, not miracles!"

NICE.
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Female 1,593
So...how do you make babies with no uterus? Assuming that they didn`t go the surrogate way...

How did he cure HIV? Prayers? lol

And everyone knows that once you become a wizard, there is NO going back.
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Male 1,678
If you`re "ex-HIV positive", doesn`t that mean you`re dead?
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Female 387
http://www.lcmuk.org/

Here`s the website of the organisation. The more I read it, the less Christian I believe they are. £25.00 for a DVD that doesn`t even look professional asking `why am I not married?` Clearly targeting people with low self-esteem.
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Female 387
I`m a Christian, and I will admit to a lot of skepticism. This guy is dodgy, and I picked that up from the fact he was calling himself `prophet`. Yes, I will admit that God does miraculous things, but I will not be prepared to accept this guy as genuine unless I can hear what Christians believe from his own mouth. Besides which, I don`t think God works in the way that poster claims. He works best through suffering, not miracles!
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Male 126
he lied about stop beeing a wizard. Seriously "ex-HIV positive"? yeh rite....
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Male 87
Now what do all you america bashing a$$wholes have to say. Crazy is everywhere.
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Male 78
dammit hes clearly lying about not being a wizard!
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Male 2,893
I hate all people who watch those programs....
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Female 50
God did all that for him, but couldn`t whiten his freaking teeth?
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Wow, his teeth aren`t that bad, the so called `hollywood smile` generally looks stupid anyway..
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Female 1,181
wow. religious-ers are so freakin` crazy.
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Female 7
ex wizard? wow that is just...there are no words for how dumb some people are.
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Male 695
He was a transsexual wizard prisoner? Now that`s something I`d like to have seen.
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Male 11
Ah! I get it now!
ex hiv pos = its now AIDS
woman with no uterus and 2 kids= ADOPTED
well, at least he`s still smilin...
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Female 9,562
XD Ex-HIV. too funny.
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Female 302
While most of his "resume" is crazy, can I ask what his wife`s uterus has to do with his credibility as a religious speaker?
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Male 2,670
God did all that for him, but couldn`t whiten his freaking teeth?
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Male 500
wow just wow
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Female 302
@JeffBeau
Yeah, but even if the HIV was misdiagnosed, does that give him the right to say he`s "ex-HIV positive"? I mean, you can`t be "ex-" if you didn`t ever have it to begin with...
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Male 2,688
agreed Scothbomb
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Male 105
"He must have done all that stuff THEN stopped being a wizard."
I think SKULLMAN nailed it.
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Male 10,855
I`ve only heard of one man anyone could say is ex-HIV-positive.
This is not him.
If I ever meet this guy I`ll kindly refer him to the Center For Inquiry.
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Male 20

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Male 180
Ex-transsexual - probably means transvestite. Mr. Garrison is the only true trans-sexual.

Ex-prisoner - ok, whatever

Ex-Wizard - like a klansman or a magician? Not that either matter, just curious.

Ex-HIV positive - could have been a misdiagnosis first time. Not unheard of.

[Wife] had no uterus - load & fire at will, pal. Make a big ol` mess. Seriously though, `had`? HAD?

And with two children - who has 2 children? Adopted?

Agree with Bleaurgh here. Doubtful that admission is free.
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Male 569
...say what?
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Male 411
Ex Wizard?? is this Fred Savage?..lol
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Male 163
@bonesmugglermiss, I beg to differ, Jesus "SAVES"
your Mother "SUCKS", Canucks,for 10 Bucks, mostly guys that drive Trucks, just say the word and away she ducks. BTW, is that you, pooting your pants in that pic?
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Female 448
I have so many questions for this man. O.O
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Female 627
Ex- HIV positive ?
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Male 41
cool way to relief stupid people from their unneeded money...
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Male 12,138
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Male 237
Jesus sucks
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Female 276
ex transexual? what so he used to be a guy that became a woman, but is now a guy again??
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Male 4,680
I had no idea that Mr Garrison had become a preacher.
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Male 64
He must have done all that stuff THEN stopped being a wizard.
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Male 101
this is my kinda guy
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Female 697
.................................what?
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Male 70
"Ex HIF Positive"

I didn`t know HIV could just go away. Or maybe he has a cure...
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Female 430
GOD should chosse a handsome prophet
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Female 3
Wouldn`t you still want to be a wizard? WTF
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Male 3,894
What a noble, noble man. He gave up his Wizard powers and turned to God.
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Male 503
what the fxck?
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Female 2,352
I feel like he was probably the life of the party when he was a transsexual wizard. .
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Male 39,619
"Ex Transexual" ... did they glue it back on?
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Male 20,830
Link: Prophet Isaac: Miracle From The Hands Of God [Pic] [Rate Link] - Prophet Isaac: That`s some resume he`s built up there...
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