Paula Deen Deep Fries Butter

Submitted by: madest 6 years ago Misc

Reason why Americas fat #432
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Female 105
=) Good for the soul... now I`m going to eat some chocolate covered potato chips..I love you south Alabama. <3 LOL

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Male 3,482
@Maelstrom_x and taylor_stone

I hereby award both of you one whole internets.

Don`t spend it all in one place, now, ya hear?
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Male 2,688
"Next time on Paula Dean we will show you how to deep fry a deep fryer so you can get a quadruple quadruple bypass."

Yo dawg... We put a fryer in yo fryer so you can....

Naaaaahhhhhh...fuuck it......
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Male 1,882
Deep fried butter in a buttery butter sauce with chunks of butter on top, butter beans and buttery biscuits with buttermilk to drink, followed by a whole butter pound cake deep fried and then drenched in butter for dessert.

Next time on Paula Dean we will show you how to deep fry a deep fryer so you can get a quadruple quadruple bypass.
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Female 80
That was highly unenjoyable.
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Male 3,756
kw112, if you couldn`t sense the massive sarcasm in my rant, then you just made us all look dumb. Did you notice any similarity to Fat Bastard`s speech in Austin Powers? I`m skinny, so I really don`t know why everyone else is fat. I guess it`s pretty much overeating and lack of exercise.
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Male 384
yes, we know, we eat better than all ya`ll too.
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Female 168
@duckinfuh I was. Haha
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Male 110
@taylor_stone
I wouldn`t exactly call those little plastic things "tubs", but that`s semantics and you obviously don`t care about those. Plus, I`m pretty sure that Lockedup was refering to something like margarine in their post.
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Male 891
am i the only one screaming `you can`t deep fry something in 1/8" of oil`?
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Male 610
she forgot the mayo
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Male 3,482
[quote]The Ice cream starts SUPER frozen and coated in either corn meal (the Mexican variety) or coconut (the Chinese kind) and is only in the fryer for about 10 seconds. Super freezing it makes it so that the ice cream doesn`t melt into nothing in the fryer and coating it makes it form a shell as it cooks. Its really quite delicious, and a lot of places are using frozen yogurt now instead of ice cream so its actually healthier. [/quote]
That... Sounds surprisingly good, except that I don`t especially care for coconut. I guess I`ll have to hope the kind I get when I get the chance are the Mexican kind.
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Male 404
I can take an America is fat joke, but it`s a little annoying when we`re the butt of the joke every time.
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Female 1,077
I guess I`m lucky in that I really don`t like unhealthy food. The only unhealthy things I really like are mac and cheese (DELICIOUS) and americanized chinese food (although traditional chinese food is AMAZING).
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Male 7,378
[quote]The Ice cream starts SUPER frozen and coated in either corn meal or coconut and is only in the fryer for about 10 seconds.[/quote]
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Close. It`s actually frozen butter wrapped in a puff pastry or even a sliver of dough carefully peeled off one of them cardboard tubes of dinner rolls. It really is outrageously delectable.
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Male 2,688
@ Nageki

Ever heard of something like Land O Lakes Whipped Butter? It comes in a tub and it`s REAL butter. Your argument is invalid.

@Altaru

The Ice cream starts SUPER frozen and coated in either corn meal (the Mexican variety) or coconut (the Chinese kind) and is only in the fryer for about 10 seconds. Super freezing it makes it so that the ice cream doesn`t melt into nothing in the fryer and coating it makes it form a shell as it cooks. Its really quite delicious, and a lot of places are using frozen yogurt now instead of ice cream so its actually healthier.

(And yea, deep fried does NOT always equal unhealthy as long as its done properly...)

Fact is this... We enjoy our food in America. We like to eat. SO WHAT? Every culture has its flaws. That one thing they do that is "worse" than someone else... So why aren`t we seeing "This is why you`re so Drunk, Ireland" posts? Or maybe "This is why you smell like cheese, Fr
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Female 463
I love the guys voice and fake boobs. Quite funny :)
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Male 37,888
Actually, we have Deep Fried Butter at the San Diego County Fair. Along with the following deep fried treats.

Twinkies
Snickers
Avocado
Klondike Bar
Moon Pies
Pop Tarts
Ice Cream S`Mores deep fried
and my personal favorite

Sweet Potato Fry Dog. It`s a hot dog dipped in batter, then dipped in shreaded sweet potato`s, battered again and fried up! YUM YUM YUM

Here`s the link to the menu paget where DEEP FRIED BUTTER is just in case you don`t believe me.
San Diego County Fair Menu
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Male 3,482
[quote]Altaru: Actually deep fried ice cream originated in Mexico and also in Asia, It`s been around quite awhile. I`ve tried the Mexican version and it`s really pretty good.[/quote]
Huh... I guess I`ll have to give it a try next time I see some.

Still, when I saw it, it didn`t exactly LOOK appealing, and I`m still kinda confused as to how it makes any sense whatsoever...

Wouldn`t the ice cream melt in the deep friar? I mean, I can barely keep it in one piece in the bowl, how does it stay together in searing hot oil?
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Male 17,512
Altaru: Actually deep fried ice cream originated in Mexico and also in Asia, It`s been around quite awhile. I`ve tried the Mexican version and it`s really pretty good.
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Female 1,181
this was so dumb. and also, deep fried ice-cream is great.
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Male 941
Actually deep fried ice cream is pretty good. The crust is usually some kind of corn meal so isn`t TOO bad for you.
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Male 742
I`m gonna go ahead and assume Supersmash MIGHT, JUST MIGHT, have been kidding.
But i dunno.
Just going out on a limb here.
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Male 3,482
Okay...

I`ll see your deep-fried butter and raise you two scoops of deep-fried ICE CREAM.

I don`t even know how that makes SENSE, but I`ve seen it done...

Didn`t eat it, though. Looked... Nasty.

And Supersmash...

The REAL reason everyone says America`s fat, is because we`re less self-conscious about being fat.

Basically, what happened was, a few tourists came over, went to an American beach or something, and saw a few fat people out enjoying their life.

Whereas, in their own country, fat people are locked in cages until they`re skinny, because, of course, no one can stand to just let people live the way they like too, like we can here in the US.

So, since we just accept fat people for who they are, a stereotype was born where we`re all fat bastards who love being fat.
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Male 110
@lockedup

Tub does not equal butter, Tub equals margarine or some other butter substitute. FYI
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Female 347
That`s not really Paula Dean. I call shenanigans!
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Female 299
Oh God... I`m morbidly obese and everything but just the smell of butter makes me want to gag. If I do use it in cooking, I have to hold my breath and hold the tub at a distance...
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Male 762
The horrible thing is that this isn`t an exaggeration. I was flipping through some channels a few years ago and Paula Deen was in fact making deep fried butter balls.
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Male 648
Booo, i was expecting some real Paula.

Only over sensative fatties get mad when the see the "Why America is Fat" links.
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Female 243
@Supersmash

being an American. you made us all look like pussies now too. thanks. seriously? its NOT becuase the rest of the world hurt our feelings so we decide to overeat. its becuase of stupid people that think a fast food chain is a legitimate place for having dinner everynight. and think microwaving frozen chicken nuggets is a good "healthy" lunch for their kid becuase of some bullsh*t about that it says about protien on a green label. people just got lazy. thats it.
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Female 22
you think deep fried butter is bad?
try deep fried pizza, deep fried, battered chocolate..etc
thats the scottish for you, deep frying anything. although i am not dissing the pizza cause its actually pretty tasty. but it has like over 500 calories, probably near 1000 i think in half a 10 inch pizza.

and to the person who said about the british having minging teeth, and the irish are drunks...for the majority of people thats not true...most of the people i know, have good teeth, and about the drunk irish, its not true cause i am irish, what you see on TV isn`t exactly true.
but the fat american thing, 1 in 3 ADULT americans are obese, thats not counting children, although the same can be said for people in the uk, cause they have highest percent of fat people in europe.
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Female 243
the combination of less need for physical activity (office jobs, cars, rolling everywhere,tv, and yes, even the internets) and eating fatty, deep fried foods regularly becuase they are fast and available anywhere you go is the cause for all this. people simply just EAT OUT too much and dont move enough. if we dont stop these bad habits that sprung out of convienencne we are all going to die. poo. even WALL-E...A FREAKING CHILDRENS MOVIE TOLD US WE`RE GONNA GET FAT AND HAVE TO HOVER CHAIR EVERYWHERE.
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Male 4,290
[quote]our grandparents and great grandparents were not obese[/quote]

Because they did a LOT more physical activity.

The majority of labour was physical as opposed to the office work culture of today, people walked much more to get around than they do now, everyday tasks like household cleaning were harder because they didn`t have the technology to make it easy, and they didn`t have the internet or TV to slob in front of for hours.
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Male 4,807
@ x00sbsdb >> Did IAB hit a big fat nerve ?
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Male 207
Supersmash

That makes no sense. Cause why would people start making fun of americans in the first place? There would be nothing to make them that upset to start stuffing themselves. The truth is americans like to eat, but it is your choice as to whether or not you are going to work out and eat right or stuff your self on stuff that paula makes.
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Female 149
@collegebound

second that...
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Male 210
OH snap! They accept the paypal!
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Male 3,745
SuperSmash

"Do you know why America`s really fat? It`s not lame parodies. It`s because the rest of the world ridicules us. It`s because you guys are always putting us down and it makes us depressed. When we get depressed we eat. The more we eat the more you make fun of us. We`re just humans and like you, we`re just trying to make it through this life we were unwittingly thrust into. None of us chose to be here, so don`t ridicule us for the way we are. We`re doing the best we can. Sorry if maybe we put on a few pounds, but the constant ridicule isn`t helping and it`s only making things worse. Next time you make fun of us for being fat, ask yourself, "Am I doing something that will help the problem or make it worse? Am I any better than the ones I put down?" The answer? You are not. We may be fat on food, but you`re a glutton for making yourself feel better by putting others down and you`re morbidly obese."

i pray to god you are jk...i really do
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Male 6,694
Pauls Deen gets on my nerves.
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Male 35
America is fat, Brits have bad teeth, Frenchman smell bad, Irish are drunks, Russians are mobsters, and Germans are Nazis and so on and so on. “Why America is fat” was funny the first ten thousand times it was said on this site. HEY IAB, why don’t you create a website called AIF (America Is Fat) and give us a break on IAB.
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Male 17,512
madest: I like butter, But even I have my limits. I wouldn`t try deep fried butter or a deep fried candy bar.
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Male 17,512
MSG being `bad` or `causing headaches` is literally a myth. Source

As Jeffrey Steingarten, the great American Vogue food writer once put it - why doesn`t everyone in China have a headache?

We were also sold margarine as being better for you than butter, Now we know that margarine is worse.

If you ate at what our grandparents and great grandparents ate daily, Nutritionists would freak out. Yet our grandparents and great grandparents were not obese and were strong enough to rebuild this country after the great depression, Fight and win in WW2, And came back home to provide for families of 4 or more.
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Male 7,378
"I guess this is madest`s reply to my submission of Paula Dean`s (not Deen) fried cheesecake"
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No actually it is Deen not Dean. And yes it was an attepmt at humor on her obsession with deep frying subsequent to your post CJ. If any of you are ever at a state fair and see a booth with deep fried butter please try it. You can thank me later.
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Female 59
@Flibmeister
@Mantolwen

MSG isn`t banned in the UK. Some supermarkets have decided to ban products that contain it, but it`s still in takeaways etc. There`s a shop near my house that sells bags of MSG too.
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Male 5,190
Old joke is old. Time for a new joke.
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Female 386
WTF is this? Who accepted this?
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Male 3,631
Hey ElMustache - when were you there?
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Female 833
@Mantolwen.... yeah it`s no allowed, bu if you`re missing the palpitations you can head into chinatown near picadilly in london and buy bags of it from the chinese supermarkets there lol.
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Male 2
if ur gonna take the piss- atleast do it well or prepare the piss to be ripped out of you!

This guy needs friends.
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Male 354
By the way that is not how you deep fry butter.
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Male 17,512
I guess this is madest`s reply to my submission of Paula Dean`s (not Deen) fried cheesecake.

Notice the rating, It`s lower than 1.5 as of this comment. LOL!
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Male 224
mmmmm, butter...now to make it better he could have just thrown on some powdered sugar XD
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Female 387
"Chinese food in USA isn`t chinese food, in china the food isn`t 96% MSG and salt."

Actually, in China there`s a lot of MSG in the food. I`ve seen bags of it for sale in supermarkets there. In the UK there isn`t, cos it`s not allowed.
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Male 234
This video is fail on SOOOOOOO many levels.
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Male 2,688
"but McDics, KFC, Arby`s and the rest aren`t those foods brought from different cultures"

And fast food restaurants exist in ALL countries. Your argument is irrelevant.

"Chinese food in USA isn`t chinese food, in china the food isn`t 96% MSG and salt."

They aren`t here either... Only chains and cheap places are like that. I don`t know about the Chinese places YOU know about, but the ones I go to aren`t low quality.

"and please explain how this makes people from Italy and Japan healthier... are you trying to say they starve themselves on the nights they feel like having portuguese and so they lose a couple pounds? this just doesn`t make sense"

That wasn`t my point. I was merely talking about the variety Americans have over those in other countries. I wasn`t saying that the lack of variety made them not eat in response.

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Male 25,416
why?
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Male 670
since when does paula deen have a black accent?
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Male 2,419
@taylor_stone
if american`s actually ate those foods from different cultures they wouldn`t be so fat, but McDics, KFC, Arby`s and the rest aren`t those foods brought from different cultures, hell you even screw up the cultural foods. Chinese food in USA isn`t chinese food, in china the food isn`t 96% MSG and salt.

"Ever try finding a place to get Italian in Japan? YOU WON`T unless you`re in Tokyo... Ever go looking for Portuguese food in Italy? YOU WON`T FIND IT..."
and please explain how this makes people from Italy and Japan healthier... are you trying to say they starve themselves on the nights they feel like having portuguese and so they lose a couple pounds? this just doesn`t make sense
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Male 224
@Rheaonon "I`d rather live in America and be fat than live in Europe and have drated up teeth and a girlfriend that has the amount of body hair I do."

The stereotype that British people have rotting teeth is just bizarre. According to a study performed by OECD, British people have the best teeth in the entire world (0.6 decayed teeth per person). Not just some of the best, THE best.

Incidentally, 0.6 is also my estimate at your IQ. You have to be braindead to be a nationalist retard in my experience.
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Male 1,625
I had deep fried butter at the OC fair. It tasted like a churro.
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Female 803
His fake accent hurts. And seriously, has anyone ever actually eaten butter in that form, without putting it in something? Blech!!!
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Male 3,631
Madest - reason why America`s stupid #1.
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Male 1,107
I threw up in my mouth a little.
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Male 12,138
[quote]I`d rather live in America and be fat than live in Europe and have drated up teeth and a girlfriend that has the amount of body hair I do.[/quote]
I`mma hazard a guess that you`ve never been to Europe. You`re right though, I`d much rather live in Detroit, Milwaukee, Pheonix or Atlanta than Paris, Rome, London, Milan or Amsterdam. Sh*tholes, every one of them. Damn, in some of those places you can`t even find a McDonalds!

F*ck that noise.
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Male 2,688
@Rheaonon

Agreed... Very much so, indeed....
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Female 149
@Rheaonon
I`d rather go to Europe and meet the ugly teeth and hairy girls than go to america and meet someone like you
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Male 787
Who does that?...
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Male 46
I just can`t wait until someone comes up with deep fried deep fried butter. Anyone up to the challenge?
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Male 251
Horrible video, but honestly America is too fat. Our culture does not easily provide a healthy life style. Long work hours, short lunches, and busy home lives combined doesn`t leave much time for some of the more simple things that should hold more priority. We have grown to accept convenience and frugality as a prerequisite for the other values we hold, which I think decreases the worth of such values we try to maintain. Bit of a catch 22 we find ourselves in.
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Male 363
I`d rather live in America and be fat than live in Europe and have drated up teeth and a girlfriend that has the amount of body hair I do.
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Male 2,050
I drating want to kill this mother drater.
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Male 2,688
I often wonder if all the people in other countries realize that American cuisine is mostly based on various foods from the immigrated people from all those other countries. So before any people from Italy poke America for being fat, remember some of our food came from your country. England? Yea... We got some from you too... France? Portugal? Germany? All here... Japan? China? Thailand? Vietnam? We got that too...

The only reason why America is fatter than other countries is because we`re the only country in the world that has easy and immediate access to food from ALL cultures... Ever try finding a place to get Italian in Japan? YOU WON`T unless you`re in Tokyo... Ever go looking for Portuguese food in Italy? YOU WON`T FIND IT...

Frankly, I EMBRACE that we are fatter because it means we have better tasting food and wider variety of foods to choose from.
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Male 105
@turbotong, it`s a (poorly done) parody of Paula Deen`s cooking program.
@Supersmash, you`re my hero.
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Male 2,148
This would be funnier if it weren`t for the fact that someone seriously did this and sold it at the Texas state fair. Also, it`s "America`s". A contraction of the words "America" and "is" which requires an apostrophe.
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Male 3,756
Do you know why America`s really fat? It`s not lame parodies. It`s because the rest of the world ridicules us. It`s because you guys are always putting us down and it makes us depressed. When we get depressed we eat. The more we eat the more you make fun of us. We`re just humans and like you, we`re just trying to make it through this life we were unwittingly thrust into. None of us chose to be here, so don`t ridicule us for the way we are. We`re doing the best we can. Sorry if maybe we put on a few pounds, but the constant ridicule isn`t helping and it`s only making things worse. Next time you make fun of us for being fat, ask yourself, "Am I doing something that will help the problem or make it worse? Am I any better than the ones I put down?" The answer? You are not. We may be fat on food, but you`re a glutton for making yourself feel better by putting others down and you`re morbidly obese.
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Male 600
and that woman is clearly a guy... wtf?
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Male 600
Living in america, I have seen worse things deep fried.
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Male 3,745
why? just why?
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Male 7,378
Link: Paula Deen Deep Fries Butter [Rate Link] - Reason why Americas fat #432
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