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Date: 08/15/10 09:05 PM

79 Responses to Paula Deen Deep Fries Butter

  1. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    August 15, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    Link: Paula Deen Deep Fries Butter - Reason why Americas fat #432
  2. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    why? just why?
  3. Profile photo of turbotong
    turbotong Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    Living in america, I have seen worse things deep fried.
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    turbotong Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    and that woman is clearly a guy... wtf?
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    Do you know why America`s really fat? It`s not lame parodies. It`s because the rest of the world ridicules us. It`s because you guys are always putting us down and it makes us depressed. When we get depressed we eat. The more we eat the more you make fun of us. We`re just humans and like you, we`re just trying to make it through this life we were unwittingly thrust into. None of us chose to be here, so don`t ridicule us for the way we are. We`re doing the best we can. Sorry if maybe we put on a few pounds, but the constant ridicule isn`t helping and it`s only making things worse. Next time you make fun of us for being fat, ask yourself, "Am I doing something that will help the problem or make it worse? Am I any better than the ones I put down?" The answer? You are not. We may be fat on food, but you`re a glutton for making yourself feel better by putting others down and you`re morbidly obese.
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    ElDavo Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    This would be funnier if it weren`t for the fact that someone seriously did this and sold it at the Texas state fair. Also, it`s "America`s". A contraction of the words "America" and "is" which requires an apostrophe.
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    jakeamadude Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    @turbotong, it`s a (poorly done) parody of Paula Deen`s cooking program.
    @Supersmash, you`re my hero.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    August 15, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    I often wonder if all the people in other countries realize that American cuisine is mostly based on various foods from the immigrated people from all those other countries. So before any people from Italy poke America for being fat, remember some of our food came from your country. England? Yea... We got some from you too... France? Portugal? Germany? All here... Japan? China? Thailand? Vietnam? We got that too...

    The only reason why America is fatter than other countries is because we`re the only country in the world that has easy and immediate access to food from ALL cultures... Ever try finding a place to get Italian in Japan? YOU WON`T unless you`re in Tokyo... Ever go looking for Portuguese food in Italy? YOU WON`T FIND IT...

    Frankly, I EMBRACE that we are fatter because it means we have better tasting food and wider variety of foods to choose from.
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    Concetra Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 10:01 pm
    I drating want to kill this mother drater.
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    Rheaonon Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    I`d rather live in America and be fat than live in Europe and have drated up teeth and a girlfriend that has the amount of body hair I do.
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    Slotherder Male 30-39
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    August 15, 2010 at 10:20 pm
    Horrible video, but honestly America is too fat. Our culture does not easily provide a healthy life style. Long work hours, short lunches, and busy home lives combined doesn`t leave much time for some of the more simple things that should hold more priority. We have grown to accept convenience and frugality as a prerequisite for the other values we hold, which I think decreases the worth of such values we try to maintain. Bit of a catch 22 we find ourselves in.
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    Midas-Method Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    I just can`t wait until someone comes up with deep fried deep fried butter. Anyone up to the challenge?
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    VirtualParty Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 10:27 pm
    Who does that?...
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    ifeelfine Female 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 10:49 pm
    @Rheaonon
    I`d rather go to Europe and meet the ugly teeth and hairy girls than go to america and meet someone like you
  15. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    August 15, 2010 at 11:01 pm
    @Rheaonon

    Agreed... Very much so, indeed....
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    August 15, 2010 at 11:01 pm
    I`d rather live in America and be fat than live in Europe and have drated up teeth and a girlfriend that has the amount of body hair I do.
    I`mma hazard a guess that you`ve never been to Europe. You`re right though, I`d much rather live in Detroit, Milwaukee, Pheonix or Atlanta than Paris, Rome, London, Milan or Amsterdam. Sh*tholes, every one of them. Damn, in some of those places you can`t even find a McDonalds!

    F*ck that noise.
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    rammo34 Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 11:11 pm
    I threw up in my mouth a little.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 11:14 pm
    Madest - reason why America`s stupid #1.
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 11:24 pm
    His fake accent hurts. And seriously, has anyone ever actually eaten butter in that form, without putting it in something? Blech!!!
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 11:31 pm
    I had deep fried butter at the OC fair. It tasted like a churro.
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    Fealiks Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 11:32 pm
    @Rheaonon "I`d rather live in America and be fat than live in Europe and have drated up teeth and a girlfriend that has the amount of body hair I do."

    The stereotype that British people have rotting teeth is just bizarre. According to a study performed by OECD, British people have the best teeth in the entire world (0.6 decayed teeth per person). Not just some of the best, THE best.

    Incidentally, 0.6 is also my estimate at your IQ. You have to be braindead to be a nationalist retard in my experience.
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
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    August 15, 2010 at 11:36 pm
    @taylor_stone
    if american`s actually ate those foods from different cultures they wouldn`t be so fat, but McDics, KFC, Arby`s and the rest aren`t those foods brought from different cultures, hell you even screw up the cultural foods. Chinese food in USA isn`t chinese food, in china the food isn`t 96% MSG and salt.

    "Ever try finding a place to get Italian in Japan? YOU WON`T unless you`re in Tokyo... Ever go looking for Portuguese food in Italy? YOU WON`T FIND IT..."
    and please explain how this makes people from Italy and Japan healthier... are you trying to say they starve themselves on the nights they feel like having portuguese and so they lose a couple pounds? this just doesn`t make sense
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    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
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    August 15, 2010 at 11:38 pm
    since when does paula deen have a black accent?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    August 15, 2010 at 11:44 pm
    why?
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    August 15, 2010 at 11:47 pm
    "but McDics, KFC, Arby`s and the rest aren`t those foods brought from different cultures"

    And fast food restaurants exist in ALL countries. Your argument is irrelevant.

    "Chinese food in USA isn`t chinese food, in china the food isn`t 96% MSG and salt."

    They aren`t here either... Only chains and cheap places are like that. I don`t know about the Chinese places YOU know about, but the ones I go to aren`t low quality.

    "and please explain how this makes people from Italy and Japan healthier... are you trying to say they starve themselves on the nights they feel like having portuguese and so they lose a couple pounds? this just doesn`t make sense"

    That wasn`t my point. I was merely talking about the variety Americans have over those in other countries. I wasn`t saying that the lack of variety made them not eat in response.

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    deeplick Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 12:24 am
    This video is fail on SOOOOOOO many levels.
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    Mantolwen Female 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 12:46 am
    "Chinese food in USA isn`t chinese food, in china the food isn`t 96% MSG and salt."

    Actually, in China there`s a lot of MSG in the food. I`ve seen bags of it for sale in supermarkets there. In the UK there isn`t, cos it`s not allowed.
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    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 12:55 am
    mmmmm, butter...now to make it better he could have just thrown on some powdered sugar XD
  29. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    August 16, 2010 at 1:01 am
    I guess this is madest`s reply to my submission of Paula Dean`s (not Deen) fried cheesecake.

    Notice the rating, It`s lower than 1.5 as of this comment. LOL!
  30. Profile photo of Glowy
    Glowy Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 1:24 am
    By the way that is not how you deep fry butter.
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    Lordbodmin Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 1:40 am
    if ur gonna take the piss- atleast do it well or prepare the piss to be ripped out of you!

    This guy needs friends.
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    Flibmeister Female 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 2:14 am
    @Mantolwen.... yeah it`s no allowed, bu if you`re missing the palpitations you can head into chinatown near picadilly in london and buy bags of it from the chinese supermarkets there lol.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 2:53 am
    Hey ElMustache - when were you there?
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    Ghostofme16 Female 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 4:20 am
    WTF is this? Who accepted this?
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    100stories Female 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 5:04 am
    @Flibmeister
    @Mantolwen

    MSG isn`t banned in the UK. Some supermarkets have decided to ban products that contain it, but it`s still in takeaways etc. There`s a shop near my house that sells bags of MSG too.
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    madest Male 40-49
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    August 16, 2010 at 5:32 am
    "I guess this is madest`s reply to my submission of Paula Dean`s (not Deen) fried cheesecake"
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    No actually it is Deen not Dean. And yes it was an attepmt at humor on her obsession with deep frying subsequent to your post CJ. If any of you are ever at a state fair and see a booth with deep fried butter please try it. You can thank me later.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    August 16, 2010 at 5:39 am
    MSG being `bad` or `causing headaches` is literally a myth. Source

    As Jeffrey Steingarten, the great American Vogue food writer once put it - why doesn`t everyone in China have a headache?

    We were also sold margarine as being better for you than butter, Now we know that margarine is worse.

    If you ate at what our grandparents and great grandparents ate daily, Nutritionists would freak out. Yet our grandparents and great grandparents were not obese and were strong enough to rebuild this country after the great depression, Fight and win in WW2, And came back home to provide for families of 4 or more.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    August 16, 2010 at 5:41 am
    madest: I like butter, But even I have my limits. I wouldn`t try deep fried butter or a deep fried candy bar.
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    x00sbsdb Male 40-49
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    August 16, 2010 at 6:26 am
    America is fat, Brits have bad teeth, Frenchman smell bad, Irish are drunks, Russians are mobsters, and Germans are Nazis and so on and so on. “Why America is fat” was funny the first ten thousand times it was said on this site. HEY IAB, why don’t you create a website called AIF (America Is Fat) and give us a break on IAB.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    August 16, 2010 at 6:37 am
    Pauls Deen gets on my nerves.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 6:41 am
    SuperSmash

    "Do you know why America`s really fat? It`s not lame parodies. It`s because the rest of the world ridicules us. It`s because you guys are always putting us down and it makes us depressed. When we get depressed we eat. The more we eat the more you make fun of us. We`re just humans and like you, we`re just trying to make it through this life we were unwittingly thrust into. None of us chose to be here, so don`t ridicule us for the way we are. We`re doing the best we can. Sorry if maybe we put on a few pounds, but the constant ridicule isn`t helping and it`s only making things worse. Next time you make fun of us for being fat, ask yourself, "Am I doing something that will help the problem or make it worse? Am I any better than the ones I put down?" The answer? You are not. We may be fat on food, but you`re a glutton for making yourself feel better by putting others down and you`re morbidly obese."

    i pray to god you are jk...i really do
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    sirrix Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 7:23 am
    OH snap! They accept the paypal!
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    batdyke Female 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 7:33 am
    @collegebound

    second that...
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    connor53 Male 13-17
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    August 16, 2010 at 7:34 am
    Supersmash

    That makes no sense. Cause why would people start making fun of americans in the first place? There would be nothing to make them that upset to start stuffing themselves. The truth is americans like to eat, but it is your choice as to whether or not you are going to work out and eat right or stuff your self on stuff that paula makes.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    August 16, 2010 at 7:35 am
    @ x00sbsdb >> Did IAB hit a big fat nerve ?
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 7:48 am
    our grandparents and great grandparents were not obese

    Because they did a LOT more physical activity.

    The majority of labour was physical as opposed to the office work culture of today, people walked much more to get around than they do now, everyday tasks like household cleaning were harder because they didn`t have the technology to make it easy, and they didn`t have the internet or TV to slob in front of for hours.
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    kw112 Female 13-17
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    August 16, 2010 at 8:05 am
    the combination of less need for physical activity (office jobs, cars, rolling everywhere,tv, and yes, even the internets) and eating fatty, deep fried foods regularly becuase they are fast and available anywhere you go is the cause for all this. people simply just EAT OUT too much and dont move enough. if we dont stop these bad habits that sprung out of convienencne we are all going to die. poo. even WALL-E...A FREAKING CHILDRENS MOVIE TOLD US WE`RE GONNA GET FAT AND HAVE TO HOVER CHAIR EVERYWHERE.
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    hezzz Female 13-17
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    August 16, 2010 at 8:08 am
    you think deep fried butter is bad?
    try deep fried pizza, deep fried, battered chocolate..etc
    thats the scottish for you, deep frying anything. although i am not dissing the pizza cause its actually pretty tasty. but it has like over 500 calories, probably near 1000 i think in half a 10 inch pizza.

    and to the person who said about the british having minging teeth, and the irish are drunks...for the majority of people thats not true...most of the people i know, have good teeth, and about the drunk irish, its not true cause i am irish, what you see on TV isn`t exactly true.
    but the fat american thing, 1 in 3 ADULT americans are obese, thats not counting children, although the same can be said for people in the uk, cause they have highest percent of fat people in europe.
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    kw112 Female 13-17
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    August 16, 2010 at 8:12 am
    @Supersmash

    being an American. you made us all look like pussies now too. thanks. seriously? its NOT becuase the rest of the world hurt our feelings so we decide to overeat. its becuase of stupid people that think a fast food chain is a legitimate place for having dinner everynight. and think microwaving frozen chicken nuggets is a good "healthy" lunch for their kid becuase of some bullsh*t about that it says about protien on a green label. people just got lazy. thats it.
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    IamBored29 Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 8:23 am
    Booo, i was expecting some real Paula.

    Only over sensative fatties get mad when the see the "Why America is Fat" links.
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    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 8:24 am
    The horrible thing is that this isn`t an exaggeration. I was flipping through some channels a few years ago and Paula Deen was in fact making deep fried butter balls.
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    lockedup Female 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 8:25 am
    Oh God... I`m morbidly obese and everything but just the smell of butter makes me want to gag. If I do use it in cooking, I have to hold my breath and hold the tub at a distance...
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    beccab86 Female 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 8:47 am
    That`s not really Paula Dean. I call shenanigans!
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    Nageki Male 30-39
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    August 16, 2010 at 8:49 am
    @lockedup

    Tub does not equal butter, Tub equals margarine or some other butter substitute. FYI
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    Altaru Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 8:52 am
    Okay...

    I`ll see your deep-fried butter and raise you two scoops of deep-fried ICE CREAM.

    I don`t even know how that makes SENSE, but I`ve seen it done...

    Didn`t eat it, though. Looked... Nasty.

    And Supersmash...

    The REAL reason everyone says America`s fat, is because we`re less self-conscious about being fat.

    Basically, what happened was, a few tourists came over, went to an American beach or something, and saw a few fat people out enjoying their life.

    Whereas, in their own country, fat people are locked in cages until they`re skinny, because, of course, no one can stand to just let people live the way they like too, like we can here in the US.

    So, since we just accept fat people for who they are, a stereotype was born where we`re all fat bastards who love being fat.
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    parkm Male 13-17
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    August 16, 2010 at 8:57 am
    I`m gonna go ahead and assume Supersmash MIGHT, JUST MIGHT, have been kidding.
    But i dunno.
    Just going out on a limb here.
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    Squidbush Male 40-49
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    August 16, 2010 at 9:04 am
    Actually deep fried ice cream is pretty good. The crust is usually some kind of corn meal so isn`t TOO bad for you.
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 9:06 am
    this was so dumb. and also, deep fried ice-cream is great.
  59. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    August 16, 2010 at 9:06 am
    Altaru: Actually deep fried ice cream originated in Mexico and also in Asia, It`s been around quite awhile. I`ve tried the Mexican version and it`s really pretty good.
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    Altaru Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 9:22 am
    Altaru: Actually deep fried ice cream originated in Mexico and also in Asia, It`s been around quite awhile. I`ve tried the Mexican version and it`s really pretty good.
    Huh... I guess I`ll have to give it a try next time I see some.

    Still, when I saw it, it didn`t exactly LOOK appealing, and I`m still kinda confused as to how it makes any sense whatsoever...

    Wouldn`t the ice cream melt in the deep friar? I mean, I can barely keep it in one piece in the bowl, how does it stay together in searing hot oil?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 16, 2010 at 9:41 am
    Actually, we have Deep Fried Butter at the San Diego County Fair. Along with the following deep fried treats.

    Twinkies
    Snickers
    Avocado
    Klondike Bar
    Moon Pies
    Pop Tarts
    Ice Cream S`Mores deep fried
    and my personal favorite

    Sweet Potato Fry Dog. It`s a hot dog dipped in batter, then dipped in shreaded sweet potato`s, battered again and fried up! YUM YUM YUM

    Here`s the link to the menu paget where DEEP FRIED BUTTER is just in case you don`t believe me.
    San Diego County Fair Menu
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    Jui37 Female 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 9:55 am
    I love the guys voice and fake boobs. Quite funny :)
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    August 16, 2010 at 10:02 am
    @ Nageki

    Ever heard of something like Land O Lakes Whipped Butter? It comes in a tub and it`s REAL butter. Your argument is invalid.

    @Altaru

    The Ice cream starts SUPER frozen and coated in either corn meal (the Mexican variety) or coconut (the Chinese kind) and is only in the fryer for about 10 seconds. Super freezing it makes it so that the ice cream doesn`t melt into nothing in the fryer and coating it makes it form a shell as it cooks. Its really quite delicious, and a lot of places are using frozen yogurt now instead of ice cream so its actually healthier.

    (And yea, deep fried does NOT always equal unhealthy as long as its done properly...)

    Fact is this... We enjoy our food in America. We like to eat. SO WHAT? Every culture has its flaws. That one thing they do that is "worse" than someone else... So why aren`t we seeing "This is why you`re so Drunk, Ireland" posts? Or maybe "This is why you smell like cheese, Fr
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    madest Male 40-49
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    August 16, 2010 at 10:21 am
    The Ice cream starts SUPER frozen and coated in either corn meal or coconut and is only in the fryer for about 10 seconds.
    ------------
    Close. It`s actually frozen butter wrapped in a puff pastry or even a sliver of dough carefully peeled off one of them cardboard tubes of dinner rolls. It really is outrageously delectable.
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    Vindictive Female 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 10:45 am
    I guess I`m lucky in that I really don`t like unhealthy food. The only unhealthy things I really like are mac and cheese (DELICIOUS) and americanized chinese food (although traditional chinese food is AMAZING).
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    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
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    August 16, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    I can take an America is fat joke, but it`s a little annoying when we`re the butt of the joke every time.
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    Altaru Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    The Ice cream starts SUPER frozen and coated in either corn meal (the Mexican variety) or coconut (the Chinese kind) and is only in the fryer for about 10 seconds. Super freezing it makes it so that the ice cream doesn`t melt into nothing in the fryer and coating it makes it form a shell as it cooks. Its really quite delicious, and a lot of places are using frozen yogurt now instead of ice cream so its actually healthier.
    That... Sounds surprisingly good, except that I don`t especially care for coconut. I guess I`ll have to hope the kind I get when I get the chance are the Mexican kind.
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    last_ninja Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    she forgot the mayo
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    duckinfuh Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    am i the only one screaming `you can`t deep fry something in 1/8" of oil`?
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    Nageki Male 30-39
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    August 16, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    @taylor_stone
    I wouldn`t exactly call those little plastic things "tubs", but that`s semantics and you obviously don`t care about those. Plus, I`m pretty sure that Lockedup was refering to something like margarine in their post.
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    parmonie Female 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    @duckinfuh I was. Haha
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    screwzlooose Male 30-39
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    August 16, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    yes, we know, we eat better than all ya`ll too.
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    kw112, if you couldn`t sense the massive sarcasm in my rant, then you just made us all look dumb. Did you notice any similarity to Fat Bastard`s speech in Austin Powers? I`m skinny, so I really don`t know why everyone else is fat. I guess it`s pretty much overeating and lack of exercise.
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    CitizenXt99 Female 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    That was highly unenjoyable.
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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    Deep fried butter in a buttery butter sauce with chunks of butter on top, butter beans and buttery biscuits with buttermilk to drink, followed by a whole butter pound cake deep fried and then drenched in butter for dessert.

    Next time on Paula Dean we will show you how to deep fry a deep fryer so you can get a quadruple quadruple bypass.
  76. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    August 16, 2010 at 10:59 pm
    "Next time on Paula Dean we will show you how to deep fry a deep fryer so you can get a quadruple quadruple bypass."

    Yo dawg... We put a fryer in yo fryer so you can....

    Naaaaahhhhhh...fuuck it......
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    Altaru Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2010 at 11:25 pm
    @Maelstrom_x and taylor_stone

    I hereby award both of you one whole internets.

    Don`t spend it all in one place, now, ya hear?
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    thecupholder Female 18-29
    105 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    =) Good for the soul... now I`m going to eat some chocolate covered potato chips..I love you south Alabama. <3 LOL

    http://www.tannerspecan.com

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