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Date: 08/12/10 09:01 AM

59 Responses to Oddest Apple Warning For The iPod Shuffle [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    August 12, 2010 at 9:11 am
    Link: Oddest Apple Warning For The iPod Shuffle - Welp, there goes the theory that Apple users are smarter than the rest of the world.
  2. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 9:15 am
    The world will always be full of idiots...
  3. Profile photo of putzco
    putzco Male 30-39
    213 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 9:16 am
    "BURPP", uh what did it say???
  4. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
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    August 12, 2010 at 9:17 am
    sound advice
  5. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    August 12, 2010 at 9:18 am
    If they don`t want us to eat them..Then why do they taste so GOOD!
  6. Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 9:25 am
    Uhh..what happens if by some chance you were to eat one? ....:/
  7. Profile photo of TheBenighted
    TheBenighted Male 18-29
    85 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 9:27 am
    My mommy always tells me to eat apples :(
  8. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 9:27 am
    But they said it was an apple....
  9. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 9:33 am
    I wonder what happened for them to decided they need that warning???
  10. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
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    August 12, 2010 at 9:36 am
    I loled so hard irl
  11. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 9:39 am
    Only am american would think to eat something like that... "But someone said I should eat healthy... Apple is healthy, right..?"
  12. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1185 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 9:52 am
    What the hell is an iPod Shuffle... last I checked, ALL iPods have shuffle...
  13. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 9:56 am
    i wonder what it tastes like
  14. Profile photo of AnnaOmega
    AnnaOmega Female 13-17
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    August 12, 2010 at 9:56 am
    lol @ xxxveganxxx (:
  15. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 9:58 am
    Do not taunt happy fun ball.
  16. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    August 12, 2010 at 10:12 am
    Whose theory was that?
  17. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 10:26 am
    Siyanor: The shuffle is a much smaller one that doesn`t have a visual interface. It simply plays the songs you load onto it in a random order. Pretty much the only benefit to it I can see is that it`s cheaper than a regular iPod.
  18. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 10:29 am
    lol
  19. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    August 12, 2010 at 10:37 am
    And don`t use your iTunes software to manufacture biological weapons...

    Damn, I`m STILL trying to figure out how someone would manage that.
  20. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 10:42 am
    Oh, that`s what I must`ve been doing wrong this whole time! XD
  21. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    August 12, 2010 at 10:44 am
    There was woman who bought a motor home a few years ago. She was taking a long trip and decided she wanted coffee, so she put it on cruise control and got up to make some. She didn`t know that cruise control didn`t mean auto-pilot, and the motor home crashed into the ditch, throwing her and her coffee against the wall. She sued the company and WON. So now it states IN THE MANUAL for the RV that Cruise Control does NOT control your steering, but only keeps your speed constant.

    Moral of the story... Warnings to NOT do something are put there because someone was, at some point, stupid enough to do it...
  22. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 10:45 am
    Just when I was wanting a snack.
  23. Profile photo of WRNKLDTITFUZ
    WRNKLDTITFUZ Male 18-29
    314 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 10:56 am
    does that cancel the warranty?
  24. Profile photo of J_Action
    J_Action Male 18-29
    211 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 11:13 am
    but it looks so crunchy
  25. Profile photo of rncotton
    rncotton Male 30-39
    417 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 11:19 am
    Do not taunt happy fun ball.
  26. Profile photo of Reedman
    Reedman Male 13-17
    29 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 11:29 am
    "WARNING: NOT A REAL APPLE"
  27. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 11:37 am
    well i spent all my money on the iphone 9g so now i cant afford to eat
  28. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    Maybe your average Apple fan can no longer afford food. It happens.
  29. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    lmao @ reedman
  30. Profile photo of SuperOnion
    SuperOnion Male 18-29
    151 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    Lol, I guess warnings are there for a reason
  31. Profile photo of ppassion
    ppassion Female 18-29
    104 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    I bet its there because I saw a girl actually try to swallow one on tv. Couldn`t do it either.
  32. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    mmmee hungry
  33. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    do it, i dare you!
  34. Profile photo of Buffie92
    Buffie92 Female 13-17
    40 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    I still have one of these
  35. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    I won`t. Don`t worry.
  36. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    Wait...we`re NOT supposd to eat it? Oh no...
  37. Profile photo of Squeepy999
    Squeepy999 Female 18-29
    120 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    Great. Just great. Now how am I supposed to explain this one to my doctor?!
  38. Profile photo of GreyYes
    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    haha i remember we were studying the directions and such for the ipod shuffle in class and it said that
  39. Profile photo of AzureSky
    AzureSky Male 30-39
    4 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    well, most apple users are pretty damn retarded/drattard stupid, the kind of people who need directions on how to use toothpicks.....

    very fitting that they warn their iTard/iDiot customers not to eat their products......after all some of their products have been known to explode into flames...
  40. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    This means that someone probably tried to sue Apple for trying to eat their products at some point.
  41. Profile photo of Squareknot
    Squareknot Male 18-29
    22 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    What do you expect when the majority of your products are being sold to trust fund hipsters who want to be `non conformist`?
  42. Profile photo of Phengophobia
    Phengophobia Female 13-17
    8 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    OMG. No. Way. I was totally JUST about to eat mine! >:O
  43. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    But I`m so effing hungry!
  44. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    well what if you`re making a samich and you accidentaly put it in there?
    ;[
  45. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 9:53 pm
    Bahahahaha.. come on, really. Hahahaha, oh god, I can`t breathe.
  46. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 10:35 pm
    I might see if I can swollow one just for sh*ts and giggles.
  47. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 10:36 pm
    *swallow
  48. Profile photo of widjadidja
    widjadidja Male 30-39
    66 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 10:52 pm
    an apple a day is sposed to keep the doctor away... WTF? When did they change that rule!
  49. Profile photo of last-iconOC
    last-iconOC Male 13-17
    152 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 12:08 am
    ...that just ruins my whole caramelized apple products business :L
  50. Profile photo of Ozmose
    Ozmose Male 30-39
    448 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 4:00 am
    Damn!!!!

    I`ve been doing it all wrong!!!

  51. Profile photo of OctoberRose
    OctoberRose Female 18-29
    61 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 4:26 am
    Bossy Apple rules!
  52. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 6:31 am
    Thank you Apple, I was a bit confused there for a while. Negative: I`ve gone through more iPod shuffles than most people. Positive: I have very musical farts.
  53. Profile photo of danmw
    danmw Male 18-29
    32 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 7:22 am
    we may also not use iTunes to manufacture nuclear or biological weapons.

  54. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5607 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 10:47 am
    "we may also not use iTunes to manufacture nuclear or biological weapons."
    How exactly does one go about suing for such?

    "As soon as that guy`s flesh stops falling off we`re totally going to sue him for using an iPod as the detonator..."

  55. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    I`m not gonna lie, the first time I saw the ipod shuffle I said:

    "It`s so small and thin I`m compelled to eat it!"

    Alas, I am not alone
  56. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    damn! it looked so tasty, too
  57. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 1:09 am
    Those people at Apple seem to have a sense of humor
  58. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    @danmw F*ck apple, I`m using itunes to make a damn nuke.
  59. Profile photo of Orpheon
    Orpheon Male 18-29
    70 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:42 am
    @PayN8tention

    Some of the iPod`s are just ridiculously eatable that that`s all I can think when I see them, I just think, "That would be so easy to eat".

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