Oddest Apple Warning For The iPod Shuffle [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Tech

Welp, there goes the theory that Apple users are smarter than the rest of the world.
There are 59 comments:
Male 70
@PayN8tention

Some of the iPod`s are just ridiculously eatable that that`s all I can think when I see them, I just think, "That would be so easy to eat".
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Male 1,371
@danmw F*ck apple, I`m using itunes to make a damn nuke.
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Male 312
Those people at Apple seem to have a sense of humor
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Male 699
damn! it looked so tasty, too
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Male 907
I`m not gonna lie, the first time I saw the ipod shuffle I said:

"It`s so small and thin I`m compelled to eat it!"

Alas, I am not alone
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Male 5,624
"we may also not use iTunes to manufacture nuclear or biological weapons."
How exactly does one go about suing for such?

"As soon as that guy`s flesh stops falling off we`re totally going to sue him for using an iPod as the detonator..."

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Male 32
we may also not use iTunes to manufacture nuclear or biological weapons.

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Male 703
Thank you Apple, I was a bit confused there for a while. Negative: I`ve gone through more iPod shuffles than most people. Positive: I have very musical farts.
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Female 61
Bossy Apple rules!
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Male 450
Damn!!!!

I`ve been doing it all wrong!!!

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Male 152
...that just ruins my whole caramelized apple products business :L
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Male 66
an apple a day is sposed to keep the doctor away... WTF? When did they change that rule!
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Male 2,893
*swallow
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Male 2,893
I might see if I can swollow one just for sh*ts and giggles.
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Female 1,623
Bahahahaha.. come on, really. Hahahaha, oh god, I can`t breathe.
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Female 635
well what if you`re making a samich and you accidentaly put it in there?
;[
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Female 463
But I`m so effing hungry!
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Female 8
OMG. No. Way. I was totally JUST about to eat mine! >:O
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Male 22
What do you expect when the majority of your products are being sold to trust fund hipsters who want to be `non conformist`?
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Male 1,193
This means that someone probably tried to sue Apple for trying to eat their products at some point.
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Male 4
well, most apple users are pretty damn retarded/drattard stupid, the kind of people who need directions on how to use toothpicks.....

very fitting that they warn their iTard/iDiot customers not to eat their products......after all some of their products have been known to explode into flames...
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Female 418
haha i remember we were studying the directions and such for the ipod shuffle in class and it said that
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Female 120
Great. Just great. Now how am I supposed to explain this one to my doctor?!
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Male 648
Wait...we`re NOT supposd to eat it? Oh no...
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Male 1,371
I won`t. Don`t worry.
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Female 40
I still have one of these
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Male 25,417
do it, i dare you!
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Female 1,894
mmmee hungry
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Female 104
I bet its there because I saw a girl actually try to swallow one on tv. Couldn`t do it either.
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Male 151
Lol, I guess warnings are there for a reason
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Female 5,222
lmao @ reedman
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Female 2,352
Maybe your average Apple fan can no longer afford food. It happens.
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Male 670
well i spent all my money on the iphone 9g so now i cant afford to eat
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Male 28
"WARNING: NOT A REAL APPLE"
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Male 417
Do not taunt happy fun ball.
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Male 211
but it looks so crunchy
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Male 313
does that cancel the warranty?
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Male 6,694
Just when I was wanting a snack.
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Male 2,688
There was woman who bought a motor home a few years ago. She was taking a long trip and decided she wanted coffee, so she put it on cruise control and got up to make some. She didn`t know that cruise control didn`t mean auto-pilot, and the motor home crashed into the ditch, throwing her and her coffee against the wall. She sued the company and WON. So now it states IN THE MANUAL for the RV that Cruise Control does NOT control your steering, but only keeps your speed constant.

Moral of the story... Warnings to NOT do something are put there because someone was, at some point, stupid enough to do it...
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Male 593
Oh, that`s what I must`ve been doing wrong this whole time! XD
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Male 1,598
And don`t use your iTunes software to manufacture biological weapons...

Damn, I`m STILL trying to figure out how someone would manage that.
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Male 1,834
lol
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Female 728
Siyanor: The shuffle is a much smaller one that doesn`t have a visual interface. It simply plays the songs you load onto it in a random order. Pretty much the only benefit to it I can see is that it`s cheaper than a regular iPod.
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Male 4,290
Whose theory was that?
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Male 3,842
Do not taunt happy fun ball.
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Female 40
lol @ xxxveganxxx (:
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Male 503
i wonder what it tastes like
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Male 1,184
What the hell is an iPod Shuffle... last I checked, ALL iPods have shuffle...
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Male 383
Only am american would think to eat something like that... "But someone said I should eat healthy... Apple is healthy, right..?"
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Male 1,244
I loled so hard irl
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Female 1,380
I wonder what happened for them to decided they need that warning???
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Male 447
But they said it was an apple....
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Male 85
My mommy always tells me to eat apples :(
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Male 333
Uhh..what happens if by some chance you were to eat one? ....:/
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Male 4,807
If they don`t want us to eat them..Then why do they taste so GOOD!
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Female 839
sound advice
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Male 213
"BURPP", uh what did it say???
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Female 3,726
The world will always be full of idiots...
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Male 20,829
Link: Oddest Apple Warning For The iPod Shuffle [Pic] [Rate Link] - Welp, there goes the theory that Apple users are smarter than the rest of the world.
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