No Arms No Legs No Worries

Submitted by: Sam1002 7 years ago in

The human spirit can handle much more than we realize.
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Male 2,579
Yet no one would listen to this guy if he had a perfect body. Humans need to be shocked into listening.
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Male 6,693
Gotta have a job.
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Female 337
I think he has a good and moving job tho. Spreading hope to children and he can laugh at himself.
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Female 217
Proof that Weird Al was not kidding about Albuquerque.
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Female 781
He DOES have a handsome face, so that`s good.
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Female 204
BTW - Im glad he`s selling something that is inspirational to others. How else is he suppose to support himself?
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Female 204
I want to see how he didn`t drown.....
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Male 11
I can`t feel my hands xD
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Male 272
lose the torso THEN i`ll be impressed
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Male 1,451
It would be kinda cool to have been at the assembly thing, and when everyone else is hugging him just put your hand out, look down at it, and say "whoops, sorry" (I`m sure he`d have a laugh at it too)
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Male 958
lol god the Oblongs just enterd my head as soon as I saw him. He deserves a family for the poo he deals with how the drat does he steer that boat???
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Female 198
i wonder why he can`t get prostetics though? :S or maybe he just doesn`t watn to?
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Female 198
wow goes to show that we take things for granted big time. this guy is really an inspiration. not gonna lie, i teared up a bit.
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Male 71
I wonder if/when he does have "sex" if he uses his chicken leg thingy to get down with the girls, or guys, what ever he prefers.
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Female 30
Omg, he is cute!
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Male 63
Damn you inspirational stories making me feel bad about not always being incredibly happy.
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Female 3
He spoke at my high school a couple years ago. He was really awesome.. Played the drums and the piano if I remember right.
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Female 2,509
all these hugs he gets and he can`t even cop a feel...
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Female 2,120
I want to give him a hug :(
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Male 4,593
I bet he squirms like a fish when you pick him up to give him a pile-driver.
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Male 89
Damn that guy is cool.
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Male 228
i wonder if he wanks it with that foot
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Male 102
i bet he does a lot of coke....
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Male 303
@cornflakegrl
If you weren`t hooked on the in the first place, you wouldn`t care if you couldn`t.
But then you could help people out by spotting the enemies.

Wonder if he has ever tried DDR though. =P


On a second thought, he sorta looks like a crawler from CoD:WaW`s Nazi Zombies.
Thanks Jui37 for getting it stuck in my head now. =P
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Male 88
*Tears*
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Female 204
If I couldn`t play video games, I would kill myself.
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Female 463
When it started and you saw him in the net, my first thought was `Oh my god zombie!`

But in all seriousness, this was amazing and imspirational. He`s awesome.
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Female 4
This reminds me of the Oblongs.
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Male 220
Pssssttt... ugly girls... he`s lying x-D
Quite impressive how well he moves I must say though
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Female 627
I like dis guy. I want to be his friend
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Female 48
Why not try and sell something. At least he is trying to make a living for himself, which is more than some people I know. I am humbled and inspired.
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Male 415
I`ve seen a vid of him before, hes pretty motivating
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Male 550
@ Crucible

There`s no way he DOESN`T have sex! You see the way those girls look at him. Chances are one of them are going to think, "I wonder what it`s like to drat a guy with no arms or legs." or maybe something a little more heartfelt. :D
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Male 5,189
*Tear*
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Female 160
"I found this guy lying outside my front door one day... he said his name was Matt"

I saw him in my pool, and he said his name was Bob.
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Male 256
Nothing but admiration for this man. We make fun of what we don`t understand and/or are scared of.
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Male 1,815
Not to offend or anything, since I have nothing but respect for this guy, but I wonder if and how he has sex.
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Male 158
Oh God damn it...he was selling something.
And I wonder if he has a butt?
Or a dick for that matter.
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Male 158
That`s actually pretty touching.
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Female 798
Lucky! He never has to worry where to put his other arm when sleeping in the bed with a loved one!
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Male 2,592
@hoodafakizit
Really, I found him tied to my boat, he said his name was Skip
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Male 1,625
Go torso guy.
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Male 15,510
Are we sure is not just a animatronic?
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Male 160
what a troll. I knew he was trying to sell something
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Female 335
i cried, i`m proud.
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Male 353
I found this guy lying outside my front door one day... he said his name was Matt
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Male 25,416
old news!
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Male 30
I`ve met this guy before at my high school. He is really nice, but that was quite a while ago. This vid is old.
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Male 2,796
"*waits for the anti-Christian stuff to start happening*"

Why would there be anti-christian stuff? There is nothing religious about this. But just so you are not dissaponted... GOD IS IN YOUR HEAD. Now you go ahead and flame me, and we can begin...

-Troll-
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Male 1,627
eww, wear socks.
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Male 6,737
"I liked it until i figured out it was for money"

Exactly this I`m afraid.
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Male 123
Old.
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Male 2,506
I liked it until i figured out it was for money
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Male 812
Saying this is depressing would be an insult to this man.
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Female 374
Guilty of tearing up.
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Male 234
"Wow. I love this man. CONFESS, who else teared up?"

i didnt tear up, but it did hit me in a soft spot coz im currently having issues at home, as well as some personal issues. this guy is an inspiration
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Male 768
Started out awesome and funny, then went all depressing.
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Female 965
Wow. I love this man. CONFESS, who else teared up?
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Male 39
much respect...
also since im an non-nice individual: He must have some massive calluses on his balls
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Female 9,572
This guy is coming to my church on Saturday night for a special service and then on all 3 services on Sunday.
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Male 39
Holy poo, that was hilarious. This poo is comedy gold. I mean, this is mockumentary material. A character like this was once on Mr. Show.

Oh my goodness, that almost couldn`t be any funnier.
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Male 441
I think we all know what happens when Eric Cartman hears this speech.
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Male 39,912
Well, if he can`t be a Doorman he can at least be a doorstop.
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Female 3,001
wow, just been on his website. this guy is unbelievable
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Male 2,440
This is why I can`t wait for the future to get here already. This guy could have kickass robotic arms and legs!
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Male 7,378
lol @ VAGENGA, He has a 1 armed, 1 legged sister they call Ilene.
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Female 682
that made me cry.....so awesome though.
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Male 496
Man he is WORKING those chicks... has them hanging on every word. Dude found himself a way to get some pooney and some $ at the same time! WTG!!!!!
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Male 209
Bouncy, I have no idea whether to hate you for that comment, or think that it was flipping hysterical. I think I should go out on a limb and say that it`s a little of both.
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Male 30
Reminds me of the Oblongs.
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Male 75
but doesn`t that skipping around hurt his... well... *balls* ???
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Male 15
Man...If anybody deserves a standing ovation, it`s this guy - at the very least we should all give him a hand. Heck, I`d give an arm and a leg to be that optimistic.
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Male 75
This guy is dratin awesome :D
I wanna see his DVD I bet I would laugh my ass off :)
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Male 532
His name is Mat, except when he`s swimming then his name is Bob. :P
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Male 140
I`ve also seen this aswell...amazing speech
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Male 390
Wow...
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Female 1,006
You tell `em Mr. Oblong!
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Male 91
hey, i saw this awhile ago. this guy`s my hero :)
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Female 675
Way to make me burst into tears IAB. The whole "I don`t need hands to hold her heart"... Geezus
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Female 4
he is sooo inpisrational! He makes the best of what he has and is purely amazing =) He hasnt let life beat him, we all need to take a leaf out of his book =)
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Male 141
i`ve seen clips of this on tv before, he`s so right its amazing.
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Male 2,332
Props to that guy I guess. I know I wouldn`t bother spending the rest of my life as a torso.
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Male 2,552
*waits for the anti-Christian stuff to start happening*
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Male 83
Link: No Arms No Legs No Worries [Rate Link] - The human spirit can handle much more than we realize.
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