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Date: 08/18/10 12:02 PM

85 Responses to No Arms No Legs No Worries

  1. Profile photo of Sam1002
    Sam1002 Male 30-39
    83 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 9:31 am
    Link: No Arms No Legs No Worries - The human spirit can handle much more than we realize.
  2. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    *waits for the anti-Christian stuff to start happening*
  3. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    Props to that guy I guess. I know I wouldn`t bother spending the rest of my life as a torso.
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    Parasite Male 18-29
    141 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    i`ve seen clips of this on tv before, he`s so right its amazing.
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    Panoto56789 Female 13-17
    4 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    he is sooo inpisrational! He makes the best of what he has and is purely amazing =) He hasnt let life beat him, we all need to take a leaf out of his book =)
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    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    Way to make me burst into tears IAB. The whole "I don`t need hands to hold her heart"... Geezus
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    kendough808 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    hey, i saw this awhile ago. this guy`s my hero :)
  8. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    You tell `em Mr. Oblong!
  9. Profile photo of elderban
    elderban Male 30-39
    390 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    Wow...
  10. Profile photo of weeray
    weeray Male 18-29
    141 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    I`ve also seen this aswell...amazing speech
  11. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    His name is Mat, except when he`s swimming then his name is Bob. :P
  12. Profile photo of nielzz
    nielzz Male 18-29
    75 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    This guy is dratin awesome :D
    I wanna see his DVD I bet I would laugh my ass off :)
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    bouncy23 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    Man...If anybody deserves a standing ovation, it`s this guy - at the very least we should all give him a hand. Heck, I`d give an arm and a leg to be that optimistic.
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    nielzz Male 18-29
    75 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    but doesn`t that skipping around hurt his... well... *balls* ???
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    Northernwolf
    304 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    Nice guy.
  16. Profile photo of Tu_Papi
    Tu_Papi Male 18-29
    30 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    Reminds me of the Oblongs.
  17. Profile photo of Ianislevi
    Ianislevi Male 18-29
    209 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    Bouncy, I have no idea whether to hate you for that comment, or think that it was flipping hysterical. I think I should go out on a limb and say that it`s a little of both.
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    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    Man he is WORKING those chicks... has them hanging on every word. Dude found himself a way to get some pooney and some $ at the same time! WTG!!!!!
  19. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    that made me cry.....so awesome though.
  20. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    lol @ VAGENGA, He has a 1 armed, 1 legged sister they call Ilene.
  21. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    This is why I can`t wait for the future to get here already. This guy could have kickass robotic arms and legs!
  22. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    wow, just been on his website. this guy is unbelievable
  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36201 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    Well, if he can`t be a Doorman he can at least be a doorstop.
  24. Profile photo of Ogen
    Ogen Male 18-29
    441 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    I think we all know what happens when Eric Cartman hears this speech.
  25. Profile photo of Fincherian
    Fincherian Male 18-29
    39 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    Holy poo, that was hilarious. This poo is comedy gold. I mean, this is mockumentary material. A character like this was once on Mr. Show.

    Oh my goodness, that almost couldn`t be any funnier.
  26. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    This guy is coming to my church on Saturday night for a special service and then on all 3 services on Sunday.
  27. Profile photo of Shortbuskid
    Shortbuskid Male 18-29
    39 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    much respect...
    also since im an non-nice individual: He must have some massive calluses on his balls
  28. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    Wow. I love this man. CONFESS, who else teared up?
  29. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    Started out awesome and funny, then went all depressing.
  30. Profile photo of b0sanac1
    b0sanac1 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    "Wow. I love this man. CONFESS, who else teared up?"

    i didnt tear up, but it did hit me in a soft spot coz im currently having issues at home, as well as some personal issues. this guy is an inspiration
  31. Profile photo of buttsdowhat
    buttsdowhat Female 18-29
    374 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    Guilty of tearing up.
  32. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    Saying this is depressing would be an insult to this man.
  33. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    I liked it until i figured out it was for money
  34. Profile photo of Sieging
    Sieging Male 13-17
    123 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    Old.
  35. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    "I liked it until i figured out it was for money"

    Exactly this I`m afraid.
  36. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1596 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    eww, wear socks.
  37. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    "*waits for the anti-Christian stuff to start happening*"

    Why would there be anti-christian stuff? There is nothing religious about this. But just so you are not dissaponted... GOD IS IN YOUR HEAD. Now you go ahead and flame me, and we can begin...

    -Troll-
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    genbadger Male 18-29
    30 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    I`ve met this guy before at my high school. He is really nice, but that was quite a while ago. This vid is old.
  39. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    old news!
  40. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    I found this guy lying outside my front door one day... he said his name was Matt
  41. Profile photo of popo38
    popo38 Female 13-17
    335 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    i cried, i`m proud.
  42. Profile photo of Load
    Load Male 13-17
    160 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    what a troll. I knew he was trying to sell something
  43. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    Are we sure is not just a animatronic?
  44. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    Go torso guy.
  45. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    @hoodafakizit
    Really, I found him tied to my boat, he said his name was Skip
  46. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    Lucky! He never has to worry where to put his other arm when sleeping in the bed with a loved one!
  47. Profile photo of GeniusSolar
    GeniusSolar Male 13-17
    158 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    That`s actually pretty touching.
  48. Profile photo of GeniusSolar
    GeniusSolar Male 13-17
    158 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    Oh God damn it...he was selling something.
    And I wonder if he has a butt?
    Or a dick for that matter.
  49. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    Not to offend or anything, since I have nothing but respect for this guy, but I wonder if and how he has sex.
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    SaintsFan Male 30-39
    256 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    Nothing but admiration for this man. We make fun of what we don`t understand and/or are scared of.
  51. Profile photo of Isseepy
    Isseepy Female 18-29
    160 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    "I found this guy lying outside my front door one day... he said his name was Matt"

    I saw him in my pool, and he said his name was Bob.
  52. Profile photo of BBJellyFish
    BBJellyFish Male 18-29
    549 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    @ Crucible

    There`s no way he DOESN`T have sex! You see the way those girls look at him. Chances are one of them are going to think, "I wonder what it`s like to drat a guy with no arms or legs." or maybe something a little more heartfelt. :D
  53. Profile photo of ingrateful
    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    I`ve seen a vid of him before, hes pretty motivating
  54. Profile photo of ardara
    ardara Female 30-39
    48 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    Why not try and sell something. At least he is trying to make a living for himself, which is more than some people I know. I am humbled and inspired.
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    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    I like dis guy. I want to be his friend
  56. Profile photo of Barbarossa69
    Barbarossa69 Male 18-29
    220 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    Pssssttt... ugly girls... he`s lying x-D
    Quite impressive how well he moves I must say though
  57. Profile photo of ddcs2000
    ddcs2000 Female 18-29
    4 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    This reminds me of the Oblongs.
  58. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    When it started and you saw him in the net, my first thought was `Oh my god zombie!`

    But in all seriousness, this was amazing and imspirational. He`s awesome.
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    cornflakegrl Female 18-29
    204 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    If I couldn`t play video games, I would kill myself.
  60. Profile photo of JohnnyBoy50
    JohnnyBoy50 Male 13-17
    88 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 9:43 pm
    *Tears*
  61. Profile photo of raven_mac
    raven_mac Male 18-29
    303 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    @cornflakegrl
    If you weren`t hooked on the in the first place, you wouldn`t care if you couldn`t.
    But then you could help people out by spotting the enemies.

    Wonder if he has ever tried DDR though. =P


    On a second thought, he sorta looks like a crawler from CoD:WaW`s Nazi Zombies.
    Thanks Jui37 for getting it stuck in my head now. =P
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    PikoParty Male 13-17
    102 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 10:17 pm
    i bet he does a lot of coke....
  63. Profile photo of bonzoello
    bonzoello Male 18-29
    228 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 12:18 am
    i wonder if he wanks it with that foot
  64. Profile photo of yoiyoi
    yoiyoi Male 18-29
    89 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 1:54 am
    Damn that guy is cool.
  65. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 6:24 am
    I bet he squirms like a fish when you pick him up to give him a pile-driver.
  66. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 10:12 am
    I want to give him a hug :(
  67. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 11:26 am
    all these hugs he gets and he can`t even cop a feel...
  68. Profile photo of sorawarwing
    sorawarwing Female 18-29
    3 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    He spoke at my high school a couple years ago. He was really awesome.. Played the drums and the piano if I remember right.
  69. Profile photo of SirFerret
    SirFerret Male 18-29
    63 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    Damn you inspirational stories making me feel bad about not always being incredibly happy.
  70. Profile photo of Cutiekk17
    Cutiekk17 Female 18-29
    30 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    Omg, he is cute!
  71. Profile photo of krieg_fox
    krieg_fox Male 18-29
    71 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    I wonder if/when he does have "sex" if he uses his chicken leg thingy to get down with the girls, or guys, what ever he prefers.
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    stephg08 Female 18-29
    198 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    wow goes to show that we take things for granted big time. this guy is really an inspiration. not gonna lie, i teared up a bit.
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    stephg08 Female 18-29
    198 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    i wonder why he can`t get prostetics though? :S or maybe he just doesn`t watn to?
  74. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    956 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    lol god the Oblongs just enterd my head as soon as I saw him. He deserves a family for the poo he deals with how the drat does he steer that boat???
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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    It would be kinda cool to have been at the assembly thing, and when everyone else is hugging him just put your hand out, look down at it, and say "whoops, sorry" (I`m sure he`d have a laugh at it too)
  76. Profile photo of citizen_kane
    citizen_kane Male 18-29
    272 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    lose the torso THEN i`ll be impressed
  77. Profile photo of failtolawl
    failtolawl Male 13-17
    11 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    I can`t feel my hands xD
  78. Profile photo of cornflakegrl
    cornflakegrl Female 18-29
    204 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 10:27 pm
    I want to see how he didn`t drown.....
  79. Profile photo of cornflakegrl
    cornflakegrl Female 18-29
    204 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    BTW - Im glad he`s selling something that is inspirational to others. How else is he suppose to support himself?
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    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    He DOES have a handsome face, so that`s good.
  81. Profile photo of SnapsForMe
    SnapsForMe Female 18-29
    217 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 1:15 am
    Proof that Weird Al was not kidding about Albuquerque.
  82. Profile photo of LadyKonFuze
    LadyKonFuze Female 18-29
    337 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    I think he has a good and moving job tho. Spreading hope to children and he can laugh at himself.
  83. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 8:36 am
    Gotta have a job.
  84. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 5:44 am
    Yet no one would listen to this guy if he had a perfect body. Humans need to be shocked into listening.

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