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Date: 08/29/10 06:02 PM

57 Responses to New Jamba Juice Cheeseburger Chill Smoothie!

  1. Profile photo of alliZILLA
    alliZILLA Female 13-17
    24 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    Link: New Jamba Juice Cheeseburger Chill Smoothie! - Jamba Juice, with beef!
  2. Profile photo of atlacatl
    atlacatl Male 18-29
    342 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    That just... does not look right.
  3. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    where you control the action!
  4. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    2 girls one cup all over again
  5. Profile photo of HamilTaco
    HamilTaco Male 18-29
    178 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    I really thought this was real... Lol.
    But atleast we get a free coupon Here
  6. Profile photo of miraclewik
    miraclewik Female 18-29
    320 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    ewe.
  7. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    That looks delicious!
  8. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    okay... go ahead and laugh. I went to cheeburgerchill.com and fell for it.

    stop laughing now. it`s not that funny.
  9. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    no no no no no no no no

    This is fake

    Puhlease someone tell me this is fake

  10. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    I just vomited a little.
  11. Profile photo of thefireguy22
    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
    419 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    that actually is probably really good
  12. Profile photo of HamilTaco
    HamilTaco Male 18-29
    178 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    It all goes to the same place anyways
  13. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    "It all goes to the same place anyways"

    That`s why I put mayo in my ice cream and stick a chicken drumstick in my coffee!
  14. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    Looks like poo in a cup.
  15. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    2 girls 1 Jamba Juice
  16. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    You can almost hear your heart gasping
  17. Profile photo of Ogen
    Ogen Male 18-29
    441 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    Its not fake, Jamba Juice really made this. BUT it is a joke.
  18. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    Man, you would think that more and more of these fake adverts would make people less gullible. Did any of you even go to http://cheeseburgerchill.com/ before whining about it being gross, etc.?
  19. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    On the advice from a ten year old girl, I put bacon on my ice cream tonight. It was actually pretty good.
  20. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    When I first heard the burger hit the blender...I`M GOING TO HURL! D:
  21. Profile photo of jg0nz
    jg0nz Male 18-29
    113 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    What`s funnier is if in 50 years this poo becomes reality.
  22. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    looks like Jamba Juice is getting into the viral marketing game. Pretty funny concept.
  23. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    that was dumb!
  24. Profile photo of hazeofwar
    hazeofwar Male 18-29
    213 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    If this were real, I would have lost all faith in the human race.
  25. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    First thing that popped into my mind was that "The Onion" report where fast food places would blend your food and put it into a bag that you strapped to your face so you don`t have to use your hands to eat, an therefore can eat while texting, driving, working, etc.
  26. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 9:12 pm
    I feel betrayed.
  27. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    Fake or not, it`s more like an advert to make people stop going there.
  28. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 9:39 pm
    Crappy marketing ploy.
  29. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 9:44 pm
    Reminds me of a joke my brother told me:

    Q: How do you make a dog drink?
    A: Put it in a blender.
  30. Profile photo of IchBinErica
    IchBinErica Female 18-29
    200 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 11:38 pm
    If this ever becomes a real drink I will commit seppuku on the spot. Smoothies are holy and sacred offerings from the fruit gods themselves (when made right- not healthy) and if this were to tarnish the glorious reputation of the smoothie gods I serve, I would be forced to rid the world of myself.
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    lilsheep Male 18-29
    225 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 1:07 am
    peanut butter mood.........MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm
  32. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 2:16 am
    i really do hope this is fake.
  33. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 2:39 am
    :-/ WTF?
  34. Profile photo of golani
    golani Male 13-17
    87 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:46 am
    id drink that!
  35. Profile photo of b0sanac1
    b0sanac1 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:33 am
    really america? really???
  36. Profile photo of MrsHoneyDew
    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
    388 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:20 am
    Lol @ the people who thought this was real.
    Jamba Juice did put out this commercial, but it`s a joke.
    They are making fun of the fact that some burger chains (*cough* McDonalds *cough*) are taking on smoothies to appear more healthy.
  37. Profile photo of Porcelain93
    Porcelain93 Female 18-29
    34 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:40 am
    Did you know jamba means to fart in Swahili?
  38. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:17 am
    i just threw up a little in my mouth..... and for god`s sake, it tastes like vomit flavoured McDonalds from last night. god i hate mondays
  39. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:29 am
    Monday sucks and so does this smoothie.
  40. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:18 am
    Eww.. Well, if you don`t need to eat cheeseburgers AND smoothies anymore, I guess that`s ok then.
  41. Profile photo of darkhawk
    darkhawk Male 70 & Over
    260 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:41 am
    This is a joke right? America this is why you are fat...
  42. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:10 am
    joking, yes?
  43. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:19 am
    "joking, yes?"

    Yes. It`s a commentary on how some burger places (McDonalds) are getting into the smoothie business.
  44. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:26 am
    Just the thought of it makes my gag...
  45. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 9:29 am
    Haha!
    Jamba Juice does have some strange concoctions sometimes though. I still wonder about that peanut-butter smoothie.
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:20 am
    this is good for those seniors who are just getitng used to their dentures
  47. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:30 am
    I would totally get one just to see if I could finish it :D
  48. Profile photo of desisrule2
    desisrule2 Male 18-29
    211 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:50 am
    uhh, why dont you all just go to the website they said instead of repeating each other? they tell you what this means, and you get a discount coupon.
  49. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    Do not want.
  50. Profile photo of yogi2200
    yogi2200 Male 18-29
    43 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    this is a joke.... right?
  51. Profile photo of Abandonnez
    Abandonnez Male 18-29
    229 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    It`s just a joke! If you go to the site you can get a $1 off coupon!
  52. Profile photo of aprilkayyy
    aprilkayyy Female 18-29
    34 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    *Gags* No bueno.
  53. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    That would be some explosive diarrhea.
  54. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    I didn`t bother looking at first because I figured it HAD to be a joke. So, I waited until it was the last thing that I have not seen lately... and now I am grossed out and a little depressed to know that, not only do people believe in god, but they make smoothies out of hamburgers.
  55. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 9:18 am
    Dude, I`m drinking carrot juice while watching this and I almost yakked when they poured those things. Goo.
  56. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 9:04 pm
    pleeeeaaaase tell me that`s a joke. That looked pretty damn authentic.
  57. Profile photo of Chaotix_404
    Chaotix_404 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    Wut? That`s kinda scary

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