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Date: 08/08/10 02:01 PM

38 Responses to My Notecard For My Pants Speech [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    Link: My Notecard For My Pants Speech - I love pants--what can I say?
  2. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    Ummm... yes Suguru - you are abnormal.
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    08031993 Female 13-17
    36 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    I think it was a Japanese student English homework... He was trying to talk about underwear not pants. Still awkward.
  4. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    Dunno how long he`s been in ESL, but he seems to be doing fine.
  5. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    I`m sure some of my Japanese was this bad when I was there.
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    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    I`m guessing he means underpants. The English call them "pants."
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    Burrid Male 18-29
    28 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    pantsu!!!
  8. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    Not bad for a Japanese speaker learning English. The two languages are quite different, so it`s harder to learn both than it would be to, for example, learn French if you already spoke English or vice versa.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    dumb!
  10. Profile photo of beenyweeny
    beenyweeny Female 18-29
    304 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    "Pants are man`s romances." Suguru, you are a true poet.
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    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    `I`m guessing he means underpants. The English call them "pants." `

    I think you are correct. In Japanese, the older generation thinks "pantsu" means underwear, but it can also mean trousers according to younger Japanese, according to my former sensei (who is an older Japanese gentleman himself). "Zubon" means trousers and should be used to avoid confusion.
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    Don`t want your man pants romance. XD
  13. Profile photo of Billy62
    Billy62 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    I like shorts. They`re comfy and easy to wear.
  14. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    I just run around naked
  15. Profile photo of ilfg
    ilfg Male 18-29
    336 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    kilts ftw
  16. Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    In this post I have learned so much about the word pants and underwear and how the words are used in different cultures.
  17. Profile photo of BrodyBoy1993
    BrodyBoy1993 Male 13-17
    102 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    @Billy62

    Unless you`re in the top percentage, you don`t get shorts.
  18. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    @Billy62
    I feel bad for getting that :(
  19. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    The Bots Strike Back!
  20. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 9:41 pm
    XD
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    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 10:17 pm
    riiight
  22. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 12:23 am
    "I like shorts. They`re comfy and easy to wear."
    Isn`t that a quote from Pokémon? Fire red/leaf green I think, one of the "youngster" trainers on route...4? I think.
    Yes I`m sad that I can remember it in this much detail. If I could be bothered, I`d turn on my gameboy and find out his name too...
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    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 12:25 am
    correction. I checked: Younster Calvin on Route 3
  24. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 5:06 am
    I like turtles!
  25. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 6:25 am
    F-
  26. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2338 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 7:02 am
    Thus emerges the long-lost first draft of the famous Gettysburg Address...
  27. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 8:40 am
    Hope thats not english class.
  28. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 9:44 am
    That`s like a f*cking poem bro......
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    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 10:10 am
    Hello, my name is Björn.
    I like pants too, more now than 2 minutes ago.
    Thank you
  30. Profile photo of startech
    startech Male 30-39
    235 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    Pants suck
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    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    written by an adult, a child would make mistakes and write straight back over them, also the spacing would be drated
  32. Profile photo of NightHack
    NightHack Male 18-29
    204 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    I reckon it`s a Japanese fellow studying English as a second language. In Japan, "pants" is slang for underwear.
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    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 9:24 pm
    NightHack
    Male, 18-29, Eastern US
    70 Posts Monday, August 9, 2010 8:53:43 PM
    I reckon it`s a Japanese fellow studying English as a second language. In Japan, "pants" is slang for underwear.

    in england, and probably the rest of Britain and their isles, pants is underwear.
  34. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 10:49 pm
    I`m pretty sure that everyone has at least some degree of respect for pants. This guy is just voicing it. Just saying.
  35. Profile photo of juddy
    juddy Female 18-29
    91 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 3:47 am
    oh oh oh oh, oh suguru
  36. Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 12:57 am
    Well, its already better than the English these Spanish guys who fixed my roof could speak.
  37. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    pants

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