Movie Reviewer Writes Up Avatar Too Soon [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

About 10 or so years too early... and he"s a total dick about it so naturally it bites him hard in the ass.
There are 63 comments:
Male 69
Makes me want to get another Bathroom Reader.
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Male 138
Bathroom reader is amazing.
drat you person who made the description.
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Male 617
have that book.
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Male 68
i really remember reading this on that same exact book. but i forgot what the book was called.
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Female 1,435
people still talk about this film? hmm
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Male 74
I love the Bathroom Reader books! Get`s me through those difficult times.
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Male 473
Avatar Sucked.
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Male 720
Andicicle, they spent all their 400 mil on special effects, no time to bang out originality ;-) Seriously though let your f*cking Roger Ebert guard down and watch it for the effects, cuz that`s really all it is. Better yet see it on shrooms :-D
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Male 503
Maybe a poisoned koolaid cult killing off all the mindless drone avatar fans would not only solve the overpopulation problem but also would improve the movie world overall by leaving alive people with taste.
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Male 503
Avatar sucked so hard. It was in some cases a verbatim copy of the Disney not so classic Pocahontas. For the most part the script writer just lifted the dialogue and changed the names. Garbage. The project should have stayed scrapped. James Cameron should just have a poisoned kool aid cult with all the losers who thought it was good.
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Male 720
Suck my balls was a total dick about it, Uncle John trumps the f*ck out of everything this site has ever done...
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Female 77
ive got every bathroom reader, signed. :)
i investigated- this is from the “Slightly Irregular” one (the 17th edition).
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Female 533
Bathroom Readers Rule! You can recognize the page set up and typeface instantly!
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Male 51
He was not a "total dick" about it. Did I read the same article as the poster?
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Male 648
@tws

Hey this is America, you cant tell us where or when not to drink...Ohhhh say can you see
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Female 9
Uncle John`s makes for great bathroom reading.
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Female 185
Woot woot! Uncle John! I love these books!
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Male 293
Uncle John Rules!
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Female 40
Best books! :D
Uncle John`s Bathroom Readers x]
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Male 599
give me 400mil and ill give you two hours of fun. if you know what i mean
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Female 654
youd be surprised how much can change about a movie in a year let alone 11. at the time it probably did sound stupid and expensive...i mean it sounded like to me a month after it was released. it was just okay
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Male 316
@Emirox
You shouldn`t be drinking.
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Male 113
I read about this on the Avatar Wikipedia article after I saw the movie.
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Male 165
Uncle John`s Bathroom Readers = Only book I would actually read.
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Male 1,313
I wouldn`t call that biting him in the ass. It took 11 years for it to come out in the theaters, and it was just a half assed cartoon about hippie steroid junkie smurfs. So basically he was right.
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Female 112
i cant read it )-| too blurry
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Male 648
More proof Movie Reviewers suck. Except The Critic
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Male 4,004
"yo! where can i get these uncle john`s bathroom readers? i spend a lot of time in that place. you know to read stuff. "

You should try a book store. They`re everywhere, seriously. Barnes & Noble, Chapters, Coles, etc, etc, etc...
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Male 15,510
That is so 90s
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Male 2,703
I expected the review for pocahontas...

doesn`t surprise me seeing as they didn`t have the special effects they needed, its a good thing they waited for the people who like the special effects...
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Male 662
yea, in 1999 it wasn`t made. It wasn`t a fail. Hell, Spiderman took years too.
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Female 2,352
Proof that everybody reads on the can. .
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Female 697
Trying to read that hurt my eyes, so I didnt bother, so I have no idea what this is all about.

hehe
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Male 2,748
Nostradamus FAIL
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Male 69
yo! where can i get these uncle john`s bathroom readers? i spend a lot of time in that place. you know to read stuff.
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Male 51
uhh... he`s had the idea for a long time.
he just didn`t have the technology yet.
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Male 819
Does that mean you can use the page as TP if you run out?
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Male 4,680
<3 Bathroom books. They`re the best invention since the internet.
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Male 125
You can scan pages from a book.
You can take a nice clear picture with a digital cam.

Or... You can take a blurry shot with a cell phone.
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Male 4,004
Uncle John`s!
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Male 462
Wow, I bet Cameron read that and made it his top priority to one day make that film a reality. I mean I`d be burning with rage and determination if I were him
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Male 46
LOVE THE BATHROOM READERS!
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Male 2,436
Yep, knew it was a Bathroom Reader right away.
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Male 333
Avatar = Poccahantas but way better
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Male 1,625
You mean Pocahontas.. Right, Mr. Cameron?
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Female 3,828
We have a few of these bathroom books! loooove it!
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Female 3,562
I have a few unread Bathroom Readers, they might even have this article in one of them.
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Female 965
The number of people who immediately knew the book from this page only is making me lol. XD
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Male 36
hurts my eyes..... or is it only me..
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Male 571
HA! It`s from the bathroom book. Excellent literature for popping a deuce.
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Male 569
i have soooo many of those books at home hahaha
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Male 360
uncle johns!!
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Male 25,416
wow, thats ackward! but people dont remember the past these days
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Male 886
yeah, that is an Uncle John`s B.R. You can tell by the little roll of tp with the page number

I love bathroom books;)
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Male 7,611
well, at the time he was correct. there was no way any studio would have touched it, and they didnt until quite a few years later when the movie become possible to create.
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Female 2,120
Uncle John`s Bathroom Reader? LOL
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Male 31
if only it could have stayed scrapped
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Male 1,021
That font looks like "Uncle John`s Bathroom Reader"
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Male 38,480
would have been better off scrapping it. The Scrap was Crap.
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Male 519
bet he was kicking himself in the ass when he found out how wrong he was
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Male 1,193
20th century trolling
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Male 49
Uncle Johns Bathroom Reader!
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Male 20,158
Link: Movie Reviewer Writes Up Avatar Too Soon [Pic] [Rate Link] - About 10 or so years too early... and he`s a total dick about it so naturally it bites him hard in the ass.
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