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Date: 08/05/10 02:01 PM

63 Responses to Movie Reviewer Writes Up Avatar Too Soon [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    Link: Movie Reviewer Writes Up Avatar Too Soon - About 10 or so years too early... and he`s a total dick about it so naturally it bites him hard in the ass.
  2. Profile photo of GregH7
    GregH7 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    Uncle Johns Bathroom Reader!
  3. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    20th century trolling
  4. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    bet he was kicking himself in the ass when he found out how wrong he was
  5. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    would have been better off scrapping it. The Scrap was Crap.
  6. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    That font looks like "Uncle John`s Bathroom Reader"
  7. Profile photo of metlhed77
    metlhed77 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    if only it could have stayed scrapped
  8. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    Uncle John`s Bathroom Reader? LOL
  9. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7463 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    well, at the time he was correct. there was no way any studio would have touched it, and they didnt until quite a few years later when the movie become possible to create.
  10. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    yeah, that is an Uncle John`s B.R. You can tell by the little roll of tp with the page number

    I love bathroom books;)
  11. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    wow, thats ackward! but people dont remember the past these days
  12. Profile photo of ihurtmyself
    ihurtmyself Male 30-39
    361 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    uncle johns!!
  13. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    i have soooo many of those books at home hahaha
  14. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    HA! It`s from the bathroom book. Excellent literature for popping a deuce.
  15. Profile photo of somevas
    somevas Male 13-17
    36 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    hurts my eyes..... or is it only me..
  16. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    The number of people who immediately knew the book from this page only is making me lol. XD
  17. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    I have a few unread Bathroom Readers, they might even have this article in one of them.
  18. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    We have a few of these bathroom books! loooove it!
  19. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    You mean Pocahontas.. Right, Mr. Cameron?
  20. Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    Avatar = Poccahantas but way better
  21. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    Yep, knew it was a Bathroom Reader right away.
  22. Profile photo of Jonthemag202
    Jonthemag202 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    LOVE THE BATHROOM READERS!
  23. Profile photo of Theyoyoguy
    Theyoyoguy Male 18-29
    462 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    Wow, I bet Cameron read that and made it his top priority to one day make that film a reality. I mean I`d be burning with rage and determination if I were him
  24. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    Uncle John`s!
  25. Profile photo of walterppj
    walterppj Male 30-39
    125 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    You can scan pages from a book.
    You can take a nice clear picture with a digital cam.

    Or... You can take a blurry shot with a cell phone.
  26. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    <3 Bathroom books. They`re the best invention since the internet.
  27. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    Does that mean you can use the page as TP if you run out?
  28. Profile photo of tinyhulk
    tinyhulk Male 13-17
    51 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    uhh... he`s had the idea for a long time.
    he just didn`t have the technology yet.
  29. Profile photo of afropick3000
    afropick3000 Male 30-39
    69 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    yo! where can i get these uncle john`s bathroom readers? i spend a lot of time in that place. you know to read stuff.
  30. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    Nostradamus FAIL
  31. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    Trying to read that hurt my eyes, so I didnt bother, so I have no idea what this is all about.

    hehe
  32. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    Proof that everybody reads on the can. .
  33. Profile photo of drworm2002
    drworm2002 Male 30-39
    662 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    yea, in 1999 it wasn`t made. It wasn`t a fail. Hell, Spiderman took years too.
  34. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    I expected the review for pocahontas...

    doesn`t surprise me seeing as they didn`t have the special effects they needed, its a good thing they waited for the people who like the special effects...
  35. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    That is so 90s
  36. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    "yo! where can i get these uncle john`s bathroom readers? i spend a lot of time in that place. you know to read stuff. "

    You should try a book store. They`re everywhere, seriously. Barnes & Noble, Chapters, Coles, etc, etc, etc...
  37. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    More proof Movie Reviewers suck. Except The Critic
  38. Profile photo of Emirox
    Emirox Female 13-17
    112 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    i cant read it )-| too blurry
  39. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    I wouldn`t call that biting him in the ass. It took 11 years for it to come out in the theaters, and it was just a half assed cartoon about hippie steroid junkie smurfs. So basically he was right.
  40. Profile photo of DubleU
    DubleU Male 18-29
    165 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    Uncle John`s Bathroom Readers = Only book I would actually read.
  41. Profile photo of jg0nz
    jg0nz Male 18-29
    113 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    I read about this on the Avatar Wikipedia article after I saw the movie.
  42. Profile photo of tws8631
    tws8631 Male 50-59
    316 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 9:12 pm
    @Emirox
    You shouldn`t be drinking.
  43. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:37 pm
    youd be surprised how much can change about a movie in a year let alone 11. at the time it probably did sound stupid and expensive...i mean it sounded like to me a month after it was released. it was just okay
  44. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 10:52 pm
    give me 400mil and ill give you two hours of fun. if you know what i mean
  45. Profile photo of frostenight
    frostenight Female 18-29
    40 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 12:48 am
    Best books! :D
    Uncle John`s Bathroom Readers x]
  46. Profile photo of rickbub
    rickbub Male 40-49
    293 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 8:47 am
    Uncle John Rules!
  47. Profile photo of daninicki
    daninicki Female 18-29
    185 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 9:43 am
    Woot woot! Uncle John! I love these books!
  48. Profile photo of blueroom
    blueroom Female 13-17
    9 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 10:33 am
    Uncle John`s makes for great bathroom reading.
  49. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    @tws

    Hey this is America, you cant tell us where or when not to drink...Ohhhh say can you see
  50. Profile photo of Maps
    Maps Male 18-29
    51 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    He was not a "total dick" about it. Did I read the same article as the poster?
  51. Profile photo of TokenBabe
    TokenBabe Female 30-39
    533 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    Bathroom Readers Rule! You can recognize the page set up and typeface instantly!
  52. Profile photo of lilikeenler
    lilikeenler Female 13-17
    77 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    ive got every bathroom reader, signed. :)
    i investigated- this is from the “Slightly Irregular” one (the 17th edition).
  53. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 1:47 am
    Suck my balls was a total dick about it, Uncle John trumps the f*ck out of everything this site has ever done...
  54. Profile photo of Andicicle
    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 8:51 am
    Avatar sucked so hard. It was in some cases a verbatim copy of the Disney not so classic Pocahontas. For the most part the script writer just lifted the dialogue and changed the names. Garbage. The project should have stayed scrapped. James Cameron should just have a poisoned kool aid cult with all the losers who thought it was good.
  55. Profile photo of Andicicle
    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 8:56 am
    Maybe a poisoned koolaid cult killing off all the mindless drone avatar fans would not only solve the overpopulation problem but also would improve the movie world overall by leaving alive people with taste.
  56. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 10:25 am
    Andicicle, they spent all their 400 mil on special effects, no time to bang out originality ;-) Seriously though let your f*cking Roger Ebert guard down and watch it for the effects, cuz that`s really all it is. Better yet see it on shrooms :-D
  57. Profile photo of DeutschDude9
    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
    473 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 10:50 am
    Avatar Sucked.
  58. Profile photo of CVizzle
    CVizzle Male 18-29
    74 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    I love the Bathroom Reader books! Get`s me through those difficult times.
  59. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    people still talk about this film? hmm
  60. Profile photo of Lejjena
    Lejjena Male 18-29
    68 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 1:27 am
    i really remember reading this on that same exact book. but i forgot what the book was called.
  61. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 11:33 am
    have that book.
  62. Profile photo of Armydillo
    Armydillo Male 13-17
    138 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 1:33 am
    Bathroom reader is amazing.
    drat you person who made the description.

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