More Things Making Americans Fat!

Submitted by: shortsagitar 7 years ago in Funny

Ballz!
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Female 38
Is this serious?
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Male 1,370
@emzrok

Thank you. I take that as an honor.
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Female 1,306
@xtreme_dude

You are the most bored person on this site. Congratulations.
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Male 1,370
...ut the cracker and cookie, not so much. I was able to get down about 2 bites.

sorry, Image didn`t work.

http://yfrog.com/5mphoto0040dj
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Male 1,370
Well I just made one, and you know what...It was flipping terrible. But to be fair it wasn`t even close to the professional quality a real one would be like. Mine was very loose and portions were a bit uneven. Mine consisted of...

1.Hot dog (protien)
2.Potatoe (vegetable)
3.Ritz crackers (snack, and poor choice)
4.Mashed up oreo (dessert)
5.No beverage (because that`s not frocking possible)

I started by mashing up the Oreos into a sort of powder, then adding some milk so I could form that into a ball. I did the same with the crackers and wrapped it around the cookie. Then I baked a potatoe and mashed it and did the same. Finally I cooked two hot dogs, cut them up the best I could and stuck them onto the mess. It was a bit diffucult to stick hot dog onto the potatoes, so I glued them on with butter. Here`s what I got.



Yum? Well that abomination wasn`t good. Well, the potatoe and hot dog was, b
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Male 1,370
Damn. Now I want to try it...

I should make one.
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Male 703
@Kaleotera - I noticed that as well, but in a brief google I couldn`t find anything more up-to-date than `04. Much as I hate to admit, I think Australia overtook the USA at least for a while, about a year or two back.
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Male 1,590
I call ball-loney.
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Male 30
i have to 2 power balls right now
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Male 486
highly delicious
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Male 29
LOLZ!!! Check out the phone number!!!
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Male 162
I want one.
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Male 235
Americans sure love balls....
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Female 472
@ Baalthazaq: I really hate to say anything because in a lot of cases you do your homework before posting.
I do have to say though that the graph of obesity is horribly outdated. The statistics were taken in 2003!
A lot can change in 7 years. In that amount of time even obese people can lose a lot of weight with proper diet,exercise and motivation.
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Female 472
I knew no one in thier right mind would make a product like this. I was right.

If you google Lunchballz it leads to a website with just this picture and a link to a webcomic`s website.
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Male 914
fatty fat fat fat. sharks don`t kill people, lunchballz do. you people disgust me.
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Male 15
Put `em in you mouth and suck `em!
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Male 6,693
I think I will go another route.
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Male 1,013
I saw this and thought of the song Fallon sang about balls in his mouth (tar balls that is)
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Male 123
Coming soon:
Myballz!
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Male 541
oh if only this were true...
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Male 237
If you think this is real, then maybe you can contact their Customer Service Center... phone numbers at the very bottom right..
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Male 703
hahahaha

"I used to have to squish my meals into ball form by hand."

This is a serious concern, affecting millions of Australians every day, and I`ll thank you for not making light of it, spherical food product makers.
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Male 312
Lol, i cant believe anyone actually thinks this is real, you`ve got to be freaking retarded....
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Male 3,894
"chips"

all that needs to be said.
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Male 17,511
I don`t even see fat people eating these, They just seem that disgusting.
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Male 30
Umm. Well wouldn`t really be a shock if it was real. Fake http://lunchballz.com/ , click on the facebook button.
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Male 877
looks fake to me...
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Male 239
am i the only one curious to know what makes powerballz so powerful?
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Male 4,546
Also, statistically, this lunchball thing is drating disgusting.
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Male 4,546
People need to stop saying "Google it" when I`m in the room if they haven`t themselves.

Who is obese?

However, you almost have a point in that America does have skinny people, whereas say American Samoa just doesn`t.

Basically, USA is first for obesity. Third for just fat.
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Female 1
this is probably one of the most disgusting things i`ve ever seen haha
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Male 1,505
What`s with all the fat American posts lately?

I`ve been all around the world and the fattest bastards I`ve ever seen were in Thailand: the European businessmen walking around sweaty and shirtless looking like six-foot-tall pale round-as-a-ball, blueberry juice laden Violet Beauregardes with their disinterested rented Thai girlfriends in tow.

Be fair and Google some of that poo before you trash us. Maybe you`ll see what I mean.
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Female 169
Since when is tiramisu Oriental?
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Male 2,893
Oh ha fu.cking ha
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Female 98
Oh man that would be so convenient. Where do I get these.
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Female 277
Yeah this reminds me of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where they had a full course meal in a ball
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Male 151
i prefer my food triangle shaped. is that TOO MUCH TO ASK AMERICA!
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Male 321
This for some reason strikes me as though it was taken rfom a Willy Wonka Movie.... like the bubblegum, you know? hahaha.. knowing me I would probably try it.
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Female 803
i would totally eat oriental haven with rice instead of potatoes. but also not in ball form. i would make it myself and eat it like a normal person.
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Male 415
imagine the taste if you just took a huge bite out of it
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Male 645
1-(800)-EAT-BALLZ!
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Male 59
for drats sake america, powerballz??
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Male 1,378
I`m hungry now
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Female 80
shopppppped!
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Male 2,591
lol @ fat people
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Female 2,352
I wonder what`s in "Powerballz".

Some how I imagined I`d see Dragonballz in the ballz list. lol
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Male 770
riiiiight.....
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Female 1,211
*barf*
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Male 544
I love how the word soda has quotations around it. It`s like how the butter on movie theater popcorn isn`t called butter; it`s called "buttery topping."
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Female 79
gross....
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Male 50
So why all of these Fat American Posts? I think this is funny :) But why u haters gonna hate!?
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Male 698
Sounds like the cake isn`t fluffy at all.
Possibly you cook the mixture layer by layer.
i am not sure about the drinks layer
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Female 231
Ew.
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Female 193
It is not making Americans fat, didn`t you see, they have dietballz.
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Female 446
I`d try one with 1)Bacon, 2)Bacon, 3)Bacon, 4)Bacon, 5)Maple Syrup. Wait..i can make that myself....*off to grocery store for more bacon.*
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Male 40,739
Lolz! But fake.
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Male 169
* I wonder if this thing also releases fart gas when you bite into it, like a scotch egg does?
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Male 169
It`s like the scotch egg`s younger, more disgusting brother. I wonder if th
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Female 3,598
it has to be fake... it HAS to be FAKE... PLEASE GOD SOMEONE TELL ME ITS FAKE!?!?!
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Male 106
IAB needs to properly TAG their photos! I hate gambling weather these links are a video or a pic.
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Female 307
Banana
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Male 1,523
1-(800)-EAT-BALLZ

Heh heh.
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Male 25,416
hmmm,,, interesting
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Female 9,572
That`s nasty.
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Male 67
i would try it
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Male 42
I want a breakfast ball, and maybe that dairy delight
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Female 65
...a bar should take Gerrys version and run with it. Make the vegtable layer basically a chunky marinara. Just think of the video clips of drunk people trying to consume their last meal.
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Male 217
Teampink, its a joke. Look at the phone number. (800)EAT-BALLZ
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Female 2,695
i just don`t see this going very well at all
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Male 141
It looks like how normal food comes out the other end. Just in ball shape.
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Male 10,855
I only got 5 words:
blech
disgusting
eww
gross
yuck
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Female 533
ummm, please say this is a joke...
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Male 768
Id probably try one...
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Male 39,899
Protein Layer - Pizza
Vegetable Layer - Deep Fried Zuccini or Mushrooms with dipping sauce.
Snack Layer - Fried cheeze sticks
Desert Layer - Cheesecake
Beverage Layer - Beer
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Female 1,071
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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Female 688
It looks like a coconut
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Female 673
Reminds me of that scene in Star Kid where he tries to eat a burger, but the suit chews it up for him and turns it into a solid ball form for him to eat.
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Male 491
Are they anything like Chef`s salty chocolate balls?
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Male 46
lol, "powerballz"
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Male 4,807
I`d want... 1) Pizza, 2) watermelon, 3) bacon 4) snoozberry pie 5) Beeeer
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Male 742
TruTenrMan
Male, 18-29, Southern US
470 Posts Thursday, August 12, 2010 3:13:46 PM
I hope to GOD that this is fake.

"At (800) EAT-BALLZ."

Yeah, I`d say that`s fake.
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Male 848
Why do you hope it`s fake? This poo is awesome.
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Male 1,370
This cannot be real.
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Female 1,652
that looks soooo nasty
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Male 163
My ballz have a hairy outside with a spermotazoan creamy center. " You can taste the wrinkles!!"
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Male 2,552
I hope to GOD that this is fake.
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Male 72
I want this! This would be awesome!
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Female 675
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