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Date: 08/12/10 03:06 PM

89 Responses to More Things Making Americans Fat!

  1. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    Link: More Things Making Americans Fat! - Ballz!
  2. Profile photo of craigarlen
    craigarlen Male 18-29
    72 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    I want this! This would be awesome!
  3. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    I hope to GOD that this is fake.
  4. Profile photo of BigPappa
    BigPappa Male 40-49
    163 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    My ballz have a hairy outside with a spermotazoan creamy center. " You can taste the wrinkles!!"
  5. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    that looks soooo nasty
  6. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    This cannot be real.
  7. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    Why do you hope it`s fake? This poo is awesome.
  8. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    743 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    TruTenrMan
    Male, 18-29, Southern US
    470 Posts Thursday, August 12, 2010 3:13:46 PM
    I hope to GOD that this is fake.

    "At (800) EAT-BALLZ."

    Yeah, I`d say that`s fake.
  9. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    I`d want... 1) Pizza, 2) watermelon, 3) bacon 4) snoozberry pie 5) Beeeer
  10. Profile photo of Samosah
    Samosah Male 13-17
    46 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    lol, "powerballz"
  11. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    Are they anything like Chef`s salty chocolate balls?
  12. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    Reminds me of that scene in Star Kid where he tries to eat a burger, but the suit chews it up for him and turns it into a solid ball form for him to eat.
  13. Profile photo of maggierose78
    maggierose78 Female 18-29
    688 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    It looks like a coconut
  14. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    I just threw up in my mouth a little.
  15. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36170 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    Protein Layer - Pizza
    Vegetable Layer - Deep Fried Zuccini or Mushrooms with dipping sauce.
    Snack Layer - Fried cheeze sticks
    Desert Layer - Cheesecake
    Beverage Layer - Beer
  16. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    Id probably try one...
  17. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    ummm, please say this is a joke...
  18. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    I only got 5 words:
    blech
    disgusting
    eww
    gross
    yuck
  19. Profile photo of Micktrex
    Micktrex Male 18-29
    141 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    It looks like how normal food comes out the other end. Just in ball shape.
  20. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    i just don`t see this going very well at all
  21. Profile photo of newbzoorz
    newbzoorz Male 13-17
    217 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    Teampink, its a joke. Look at the phone number. (800)EAT-BALLZ
  22. Profile photo of mkygirl
    mkygirl Female 30-39
    65 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    ...a bar should take Gerrys version and run with it. Make the vegtable layer basically a chunky marinara. Just think of the video clips of drunk people trying to consume their last meal.
  23. Profile photo of BadFiend
    BadFiend Male 18-29
    42 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    I want a breakfast ball, and maybe that dairy delight
  24. Profile photo of swaffire
    swaffire Male 18-29
    67 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    i would try it
  25. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    That`s nasty.
  26. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25405 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    hmmm,,, interesting
  27. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    1-(800)-EAT-BALLZ

    Heh heh.
  28. Profile photo of knup48
    knup48 Female 18-29
    307 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    Banana
  29. Profile photo of pootio
    pootio Male 18-29
    106 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    IAB needs to properly TAG their photos! I hate gambling weather these links are a video or a pic.
  30. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    it has to be fake... it HAS to be FAKE... PLEASE GOD SOMEONE TELL ME ITS FAKE!?!?!
  31. Profile photo of Joshyboy989
    Joshyboy989 Male 13-17
    169 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    It`s like the scotch egg`s younger, more disgusting brother. I wonder if th
  32. Profile photo of Joshyboy989
    Joshyboy989 Male 13-17
    169 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    * I wonder if this thing also releases fart gas when you bite into it, like a scotch egg does?
  33. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31759 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    Lolz! But fake.
  34. Profile photo of PUDDING1961
    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
    446 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    I`d try one with 1)Bacon, 2)Bacon, 3)Bacon, 4)Bacon, 5)Maple Syrup. Wait..i can make that myself....*off to grocery store for more bacon.*
  35. Profile photo of mar95789
    mar95789 Female 18-29
    193 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    It is not making Americans fat, didn`t you see, they have dietballz.
  36. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    Ew.
  37. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    Sounds like the cake isn`t fluffy at all.
    Possibly you cook the mixture layer by layer.
    i am not sure about the drinks layer
  38. Profile photo of Muffinzzz
    Muffinzzz Male 13-17
    50 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    So why all of these Fat American Posts? I think this is funny :) But why u haters gonna hate!?
  39. Profile photo of hahahahahano
    hahahahahano Female 13-17
    80 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    gross....
  40. Profile photo of Mitchster
    Mitchster Male 18-29
    544 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    I love how the word soda has quotations around it. It`s like how the butter on movie theater popcorn isn`t called butter; it`s called "buttery topping."
  41. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    *barf*
  42. Profile photo of inversegrav
    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    riiiiight.....
  43. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    I wonder what`s in "Powerballz".

    Some how I imagined I`d see Dragonballz in the ballz list. lol
  44. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    lol @ fat people
  45. Profile photo of alrep
    alrep Female 18-29
    80 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    shopppppped!
  46. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    I`m hungry now
  47. Profile photo of RickDagless
    RickDagless Male 18-29
    59 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    for drats sake america, powerballz??
  48. Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    1-(800)-EAT-BALLZ!
  49. Profile photo of ingrateful
    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    imagine the taste if you just took a huge bite out of it
  50. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    i would totally eat oriental haven with rice instead of potatoes. but also not in ball form. i would make it myself and eat it like a normal person.
  51. Profile photo of katluver
    katluver Male 18-29
    321 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 9:36 pm
    This for some reason strikes me as though it was taken rfom a Willy Wonka Movie.... like the bubblegum, you know? hahaha.. knowing me I would probably try it.
  52. Profile photo of last-iconOC
    last-iconOC Male 13-17
    152 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    i prefer my food triangle shaped. is that TOO MUCH TO ASK AMERICA!
  53. Profile photo of Magicant
    Magicant Female 18-29
    277 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 10:19 pm
    Yeah this reminds me of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where they had a full course meal in a ball
  54. Profile photo of AmberCherry
    AmberCherry Female 18-29
    98 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    Oh man that would be so convenient. Where do I get these.
  55. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 10:47 pm
    Oh ha fu.cking ha
  56. Profile photo of astrogirl
    astrogirl Female 18-29
    169 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 11:57 pm
    Since when is tiramisu Oriental?
  57. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 12:06 am
    What`s with all the fat American posts lately?

    I`ve been all around the world and the fattest bastards I`ve ever seen were in Thailand: the European businessmen walking around sweaty and shirtless looking like six-foot-tall pale round-as-a-ball, blueberry juice laden Violet Beauregardes with their disinterested rented Thai girlfriends in tow.

    Be fair and Google some of that poo before you trash us. Maybe you`ll see what I mean.
  58. Profile photo of pas213
    pas213 Female 18-29
    1 post
    August 13, 2010 at 12:20 am
    this is probably one of the most disgusting things i`ve ever seen haha
  59. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 12:57 am
    People need to stop saying "Google it" when I`m in the room if they haven`t themselves.

    Who is obese?

    However, you almost have a point in that America does have skinny people, whereas say American Samoa just doesn`t.

    Basically, USA is first for obesity. Third for just fat.
  60. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 12:57 am
    Also, statistically, this lunchball thing is drating disgusting.
  61. Profile photo of andynaylor
    andynaylor Male 18-29
    239 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 1:55 am
    am i the only one curious to know what makes powerballz so powerful?
  62. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 2:56 am
    looks fake to me...
  63. Profile photo of eh1eh
    eh1eh Male 40-49
    30 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 3:15 am
    Umm. Well wouldn`t really be a shock if it was real. Fake http://lunchballz.com/ , click on the facebook button.
  64. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 4:10 am
    I don`t even see fat people eating these, They just seem that disgusting.
  65. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 4:14 am
    "chips"

    all that needs to be said.
  66. Profile photo of Supersyko
    Supersyko Male 18-29
    314 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 5:48 am
    Lol, i cant believe anyone actually thinks this is real, you`ve got to be freaking retarded....
  67. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 5:55 am
    hahahaha

    "I used to have to squish my meals into ball form by hand."

    This is a serious concern, affecting millions of Australians every day, and I`ll thank you for not making light of it, spherical food product makers.
  68. Profile photo of boNeymiZz
    boNeymiZz Male 18-29
    237 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 6:20 am
    If you think this is real, then maybe you can contact their Customer Service Center... phone numbers at the very bottom right..
  69. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 7:26 am
    oh if only this were true...
  70. Profile photo of Sieging
    Sieging Male 13-17
    123 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 7:53 am
    Coming soon:
    Myballz!
  71. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 7:53 am
    I saw this and thought of the song Fallon sang about balls in his mouth (tar balls that is)
  72. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 8:08 am
    I think I will go another route.
  73. Profile photo of maniaman88
    maniaman88 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 8:48 am
    Put `em in you mouth and suck `em!
  74. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 9:18 am
    fatty fat fat fat. sharks don`t kill people, lunchballz do. you people disgust me.
  75. Profile photo of Kaleotera
    Kaleotera Female 18-29
    472 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 9:25 am
    I knew no one in thier right mind would make a product like this. I was right.

    If you google Lunchballz it leads to a website with just this picture and a link to a webcomic`s website.
  76. Profile photo of Kaleotera
    Kaleotera Female 18-29
    472 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 9:34 am
    @ Baalthazaq: I really hate to say anything because in a lot of cases you do your homework before posting.
    I do have to say though that the graph of obesity is horribly outdated. The statistics were taken in 2003!
    A lot can change in 7 years. In that amount of time even obese people can lose a lot of weight with proper diet,exercise and motivation.
  77. Profile photo of startech
    startech Male 30-39
    235 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 9:58 am
    Americans sure love balls....
  78. Profile photo of tomo511
    tomo511 Male 18-29
    162 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 10:47 am
    I want one.
  79. Profile photo of ZogHD
    ZogHD Male 30-39
    29 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 11:12 am
    LOLZ!!! Check out the phone number!!!
  80. Profile photo of Barnk
    Barnk Male 30-39
    486 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 11:15 am
    highly delicious
  81. Profile photo of rickpat
    rickpat Male 13-17
    30 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    i have to 2 power balls right now
  82. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    I call ball-loney.
  83. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    @Kaleotera - I noticed that as well, but in a brief google I couldn`t find anything more up-to-date than `04. Much as I hate to admit, I think Australia overtook the USA at least for a while, about a year or two back.
  84. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 1:43 am
    Damn. Now I want to try it...

    I should make one.
  85. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 2:49 am
    Well I just made one, and you know what...It was flipping terrible. But to be fair it wasn`t even close to the professional quality a real one would be like. Mine was very loose and portions were a bit uneven. Mine consisted of...

    1.Hot dog (protien)
    2.Potatoe (vegetable)
    3.Ritz crackers (snack, and poor choice)
    4.Mashed up oreo (dessert)
    5.No beverage (because that`s not frocking possible)

    I started by mashing up the Oreos into a sort of powder, then adding some milk so I could form that into a ball. I did the same with the crackers and wrapped it around the cookie. Then I baked a potatoe and mashed it and did the same. Finally I cooked two hot dogs, cut them up the best I could and stuck them onto the mess. It was a bit diffucult to stick hot dog onto the potatoes, so I glued them on with butter. Here`s what I got.



    Yum? Well that abomination wasn`t good. Well, the potatoe and hot dog was, b
  86. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 2:51 am
    ...ut the cracker and cookie, not so much. I was able to get down about 2 bites.

    sorry, Image didn`t work.

    http://yfrog.com/5mphoto0040dj
  87. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    @xtreme_dude

    You are the most bored person on this site. Congratulations.
  88. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    @emzrok

    Thank you. I take that as an honor.
  89. Profile photo of MaiaTewai
    MaiaTewai Female 13-17
    38 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    Is this serious?

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