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Date: 08/31/10 11:14 AM

98 Responses to Mom Of The Year Candidate 2010: Hey Dawgs! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    August 31, 2010 at 11:14 am
    Link: Mom Of The Year Candidate 2010: Hey Dawgs! - Hey mom, how`s treating your kids like dogs working out for you?
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    dude21862004 Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 11:20 am
    That is prob the reason for the leashes. So they don`t run off and get lost. At least she is trying to control them.
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    tohac Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 11:21 am
    hahaha she looks like a crazy ninja holding whips with babies attached to the ends
  4. Profile photo of Originalform
    Originalform Male 30-39
    292 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 11:21 am
    Good lord! I need to do something more constructive with my free time
  5. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 11:22 am
    At least she`s using a proper harness instead of a choke collar...
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    twigglepuff Female 13-17
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    August 31, 2010 at 11:28 am
    I don`t have a problem with the kid harnesses. The kids can walk around, but you can control them, without having to be holding them, or holding their hand, or have them cling to your back. Don`t drag them across the floor with it like this lady but otherwise....
    Looks just like me walking my dogs.
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    SpitfireFaye Female 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 11:30 am
    hhahahahaha dumb mean person
  8. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
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    August 31, 2010 at 11:30 am
    I like child leashes. Keeps them from nipping at my ankles and pooping on my lawn.
  9. Profile photo of TonyNaef
    TonyNaef Male 18-29
    85 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 11:32 am
    GET OVER HERE!!! FINISH HIM!!!
  10. Profile photo of TheTrees
    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 11:39 am
    That kid`s just like my dog! Lies down and falls asleep.
  11. Profile photo of Valynn
    Valynn Female 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 11:41 am
    My Mom used to leash me with a rope. It`s not because she was inattentive or anything, I was just a little too inquistive/fast and I didn`t listen at all. Not to mention that by the time I was two my baby sister was born.
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    danthew Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 11:42 am
    She`s probably got another one in her backpack...
  13. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 11:43 am
    I leash my kid, otherwise I would lose him in a crowd.
  14. Profile photo of clearskies
    clearskies Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 11:55 am
    imagine where they would be if there were no leashes.. probably not in that picture.
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    honestly those kids look like they`re on a leash for a reason.
  16. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    August 31, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    WHEN DO WE VOTE?!

    But seriously, it reminds me of being a kid and playing with these small gas powered planes on strings where you start the little gas engine, and spin the plane around you while you control the elevators of the plane with strings. Good times.
  17. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    I used to have a leash! It just attached my wrist to my mom`s...I had this tendency of disappearing as a child..into clothing racks- behind customer service...>> Once I snuck off to hid behind my uncles bar cause I had broken a glass and fell asleep and my parents almost called the cops because they couldn`t find me XD
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    August 31, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    Not to mention, one good public smacking will do more good than an entire reel of 150lbs test child line.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    August 31, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    hehe, Its funnier if you picture her in the process of swinging them around.
  20. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    i have a wrist strap for my daughter, stops her running into the road and suchlike
  21. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    My brother had one because he had a bad habit of running off and disappearing.
  22. Profile photo of mmmmalexande
    mmmmalexande Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    stupid. these kids will be the kind that never know what the real world is like.
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    shamrock1014 Male 40-49
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    August 31, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    Not to mention, one good public smacking will do more good than an entire reel of 150lbs test child line.

    Yeah, until some busy body calls Child Services on you.
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    Wellzee Male 18-29
    126 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    HEY!, I heard your Mom does a great Kratos from God of War impersonation!
  25. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
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    August 31, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    I always see those monkey backpacks at the ghetto Family Fare in my town...
  26. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    I find child leashes pretty hilarious when there is a a gaggle of kids. Reminds me of the dog sledding.
  27. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    August 31, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    She need to put the smack down.
  28. Profile photo of hazeofwar
    hazeofwar Male 18-29
    213 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    Kids are stupid bastards. I would trust my dog to behave better off a leash than a stupid four year old. Child services is the most bogus organization ever. Getting beaten as a child made me a better person. When did the rules of life change?
  29. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    August 31, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    They should post this in every high school, With the text "Teenage Pregnancy, Not all it`s cracked up to be."
  30. Profile photo of brackish
    brackish Female 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    I`d rather see a mother with kids on leashes actually trying to do something about their out of control kids. Half the parents you see have kids running around screaming at the top of their lungs, knocking people over and the parents are just going along their merry little way, not doing a thing to control them.
  31. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    Iditarod with children anyone?
  32. Profile photo of twisty91
    twisty91 Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    She needs to buy a big dog and tie the kid to it. That`ll teach him real quick
  33. Profile photo of genericuser
    genericuser Female 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    and if they weren`t on leashes, they would be all over the place getting lost and bothering people and then you`d bitch about that. Hypocrisy, anyone?
  34. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    August 31, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    Actually, given the fact that she has twins and is trying to handle them by herself, I see nothing wrong with this.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    Spider woman!
  36. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    August 31, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    awww....
  37. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 31, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    I told her to use the kennel! but nooooooooooo
  38. Profile photo of seabass101dg
    seabass101dg Male 18-29
    478 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    Leashes aren`t necessary. If you kid misbehaves, smack them. Not abusively but educationally. It`s the only way to teach small children. This mean person right here won`t do that and now she has two obnoxious, noisy brats everyone hates even if with the leashes on.
  39. Profile photo of AmberCherry
    AmberCherry Female 18-29
    98 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    OK. That does it, I`m making an appointment for tubal ligation surgery.
  40. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    ive seen this? this is the yoyo masta`s wife from a few days ago
  41. Profile photo of Mimbles
    Mimbles Female 18-29
    118 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    Ive used those at airports...all the running around and juggling carry-ons, car-seats, kids and their carry-ons I didn`t want to lose a kid in the crowd. I guess that makes me a candidate too..
  42. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    August 31, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    I see nothing wrong with keeping young children on leashes in some public places.

    I notice that the only suggested alternative is hitting them. Well, that`s nice.

    So...which is treating them more like a dog? After all, some people suggest training dogs by hitting them.

    When it comes down to it, young children have some similarities with dogs but less self-preservation. So there will be some similarities in treatment.
  43. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    I find nothing wrong with those, looks like she really needs them, it keeps your child close but gives them the freedom to walk on their own too.
  44. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    Wait! It looks like an airport!

    I support leashes in airports! One Christmas I went down to Texas with family to visit family and while waiting in one of the many lines a woman pushed through the crowd screaming her child`s name, tears in her eyes.

    Crowded airport, Christmas season, it was haunting.
  45. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    Just. stop. having. kids.
  46. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    Round `em up, cowgirl!
  47. Profile photo of Crabcakes
    Crabcakes Male 30-39
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    August 31, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    Anyone who argues AGAINST leashing a kid when in an airport or some other busy place with tons of people probably has NEVER tried to keep track of a toddler while juggling 4 suitcases and the baby-care case.

    Seriously, Angilion said it best: "When it comes down to it, young children have some similarities with dogs but LESS self-preservation. That`s no joke. Kids are wholly dependent upon their parents to preserve them, as they have no danger avoidance instincts whatsoever. If that means a leash, then so be it.
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    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    Have you actually tried keeping a toddler still wile trying to do some thing? Leashing can be good if you are gentle about it. But, in this world, where people can randomly walk off with a child to rape them and kill them, I would rather keep my child on a leash and safe with me then to let them run around.
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    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    for some reason I hate parents that have those stupid leash backpacks for their kids. If you taught them how to behave properly you wouldnt need those!
  50. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    It looks like she is swinging them around like a shaolin monk mama...


    or maybe I watched too many kung fu movies today...probably that
  51. Profile photo of therealpixie
    therealpixie Female 60-69
    54 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    Poor woman. It looks like the little brats are winning!
  52. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    So Lamia, you`re saying you think it`s dangerous for kids to ever be free, that you literally need to keep them on a leash for them to be safe?
    Your severe paranoia will lead to a child who grows up to be a huge risk-taker who needs to dangerous things to be happy, like drugs and bad driving. Great job!
  53. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    I think my dad would have kept the leash in his pocket and beat the hell out of me if I misbehaved.
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    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
    285 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    Id wanna start spinning around swinging those kids into stuff.
  55. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
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    August 31, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    or maybe the kids were just trying to tie her up
  56. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 8:22 pm
    *whisper* okay, here`s the plan, you go left, i go right, she gets dizzy, we escape!!
  57. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 9:55 pm
    $hit, i put mine in cages. especially the boy.
  58. Profile photo of FBGM
    FBGM Female 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    it isn`t a leash and from the looks of it these kids need to be on them.
  59. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 10:37 pm
    I really don`t get why people are all upset about those kid leashes. If you`ve ever had kids or had to take small children out and about with you, you wouldn`t think the leash is such a bad idea. Personally, I think it`s a hell of a lot better than letting your kid run around screaming and causing trouble. It`s just a simple, common sense, low-tech solution to a very common problem.
  60. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 11:06 pm
    "for some reason I hate parents that have those stupid leash backpacks for their kids. If you taught them how to behave properly you wouldnt need those!"

    agreed... I never understood people that use these (and i have 2 kids) but in general i find they`re the types that like to try and `talk` their kids into behaving.

    Protip: Beat your children (read physical discipline, not abuse)
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    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 12:46 am
    I may rather have your little one walk out in front of a moving vehicle but i am sure you don`t so get that little poohead a leash!
  62. Profile photo of twitchy11B
    twitchy11B Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2010 at 1:03 am
    one of those type of things saved my life when i was a little kid, would have fallen off a boat exept i was dangling on the end and was easyly pulled up. i dont think they are that bad if used right.
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    hansonrocks Female 18-29
    99 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 1:06 am
    Small kids tend 2 wonder off having those is the best way 2 stop them. Also here in the UK we can`t disipline our kids anymore (and the goverment wonder why they had 2 bring out ASBOs...).
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    ashbexmaeur Female 18-29
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    September 1, 2010 at 1:56 am
    They`re obviously unruly, heathen children.
  65. Profile photo of plahblah
    plahblah Female 18-29
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    September 1, 2010 at 2:22 am
    My mom tried putting one of those on me when I was a toddler. I screamed my head off until my mom had to return it to the store haha. I wasn`t even the tantrum type, it probably just freaked me out being tied up haha.
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2010 at 4:05 am
    haha Those things never work if only They teamed up ...
  67. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 6:11 am
    @hansonrocks You are not prevented from disiplining your kids, you are prevented from using corporal punishment.

    Watch a few eposides of Supernanny. The naughty spot works if you do it consistantly and correctly. Denial of toys or activities can be used as a punishment. Rewards for positive behaviour work well.

    My sister beats the poo out of her kids and they run riot except around me who never hurt them.
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    Chinchilla9 Female 18-29
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    September 1, 2010 at 6:40 am
    I bet that if she cut sugar out of their diets she wouldn`t need to the leashes!
  69. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
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    September 1, 2010 at 7:28 am
    lol once again, iab, your comments amused me far more than the post.

    keep up the good work :-)
  70. Profile photo of Penelopi
    Penelopi Female 18-29
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    September 1, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    I`m 28 and I`m still on a leash. Just my parents handed over the reins to my husband when we got hitched.
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    sylphies Female 18-29
    282 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    I see nothing wrong with this. Kids those age will run away UNLESS you keep them on those things. And more often than not, parents use them as last resorts. Sure it looks "improper" but what`s dignity over safety? I`d like to see a kidnapper kidnap one of those kids with that on them.
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    sylphies Female 18-29
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    September 1, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    Oh, also, can we get bark collars for them too?

    God damn do I hate screaming kids.
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    slinky0 Female 30-39
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    September 1, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    I support this!
  74. Profile photo of wellsy57
    wellsy57 Male 50-59
    240 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    @CrakrJak You, Sir, are the winner for today`s comments.

    For those who haven`t seen CrakrJak`s comment:

    They should post this in every high school, With the text "Teenage Pregnancy, Not all it`s cracked up to be."
  75. Profile photo of wellsy57
    wellsy57 Male 50-59
    240 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    I raised both my daughters by myself. My youngest was a parents dream. My oldest was a parents nightmare. She had ADHD and was so difficult to raise, that maybe I should have tried these leash things. But, I didn`t. Luckily, she loved her dad enough, she didn`t stray far. That`s the secret. A loving parent who raises a child, will not lose that child. She lives 4 blocks away from me now, because she doesn`t want to be far from her dad. No leash needed. Love, baby. Love. The Beatles were so much smarter than you may know. Love is ALL you need.
  76. Profile photo of SFunk
    SFunk Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    she should give them treats to keep them settled down instead!
    treating them like dogs is completely unreasonable...oh wait
  77. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
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    September 1, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    A 2-yr old will get away from you way faster than a puppy--and won`t come back if you offer treats. If the lady didn`t have them on tethers, how far off do ya` think those little buggers would`ve gone? Pretty far I think...
  78. Profile photo of Ruffiana
    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    I have one of these for my kids, they`re great. Little tikes can slip out of your hand and take off in nothing flat.
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    Glowy Male 18-29
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    September 2, 2010 at 8:04 am
    The kids on SuperNanny start behaving because having that bitch around is a punishment and they know when they act nice her job is over and she`ll leave.
  80. Profile photo of Glowy
    Glowy Male 18-29
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    September 2, 2010 at 8:05 am
    And leashes create trust and independence issues in the future.
  81. Profile photo of planty
    planty Female 30-39
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    September 2, 2010 at 9:34 am
    My kids would bolt and hide form me. I used these things to keep from losing my kids. I swear they should hand these things out at every mall and amusement park.
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    benbobbins Male 18-29
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    September 2, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    Funny. I have two children who do what I say. And without leashes! They have things called consequences if they don`t obey. No bribery required, either. Imagine that! I know it`s radical, but it just might work for you, too, "parents".
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    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
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    September 2, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    lol i saw a lady with her kid on a leash at the mall today
    funny stuff.
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    x13purplesta Female 30-39
    235 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 11:17 am
    I work in a mall and I WISH more people would put a leash on their kids. Or maybe just WATCH them. Whatever.
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    darkangel240 Female 18-29
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    September 12, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    I think they`re semi-practical if you go to the fair or something. I wouldn`t use them all teh time though that would just be creepy as fck
  86. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
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    June 14, 2011 at 10:59 pm
    these are a good idea, not only do you not lose your kids (for we all know that not all kids are ALWAYS good and stay at your side like little angles) but it also helps to prevent creeps from snatching them up.
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    distortionZ Male 18-29
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    December 20, 2011 at 10:58 am
    See, in the 1950s, people beat their kids to a bloody pulp for not obeying. Now if you try that, the government takes them away. So yeah, leashes. You aren`t allowed to correct your child anymore so I guess just struggle to contain their precious little free will. I think they should make a legal sedative that tastes like a sugary drink but actually pacifies.
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    ardystic Male 18-29
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    January 1, 2012 at 10:41 am
    scatter!
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    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
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    January 1, 2012 at 11:47 am
    "See, in the 1950s, people beat their kids to a bloody pulp for not obeying. Now if you try that, the government takes them away. So yeah, leashes. You aren`t allowed to correct your child anymore so I guess just struggle to contain their precious little free will. I think they should make a legal sedative that tastes like a sugary drink but actually pacifies."

    They do. It`s called Thorazine.
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    Penguinato23 Male 18-29
    294 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 2:39 pm
    Yeah, I don`t know. I think you`ll always have people whining either way...if you let your kids run around and just try to control em` by hand, people are going to complain because your kids are running amok (and probably a few will think "they should be put on a leash or something). If you use something like this to control em`, then people are going to complain because you have kids in harnesses on the end of a leash.

    People enjoy being offended (no, seriously, your body releases reward chemicals when you get angry or offended) and some will always, ALWAYS complain and be judgmental, so I say if it`s easier and doesn`t hurt the kids then why not?
  91. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    February 8, 2012 at 1:20 pm
    Area of effect baby attack!
  92. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
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    February 17, 2012 at 6:01 pm
    I wonder if the person who posted this ever had kids.
  93. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
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    March 11, 2012 at 2:45 pm
    well, looking at her kids, she needs to treat them like dogs.
  94. Profile photo of DL_ski
    DL_ski Male 18-29
    53 posts
    March 14, 2012 at 9:43 pm
    they planned this... QUICK SPLIT UP!
  95. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    March 28, 2012 at 10:23 am
    Aw, she`s just starting to give them "airplane rides" to keep them entertained.
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    unicornsss Female 13-17
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    May 30, 2012 at 4:40 pm
    That is absolutely awful.Lol.
  97. Profile photo of FrankieF
    FrankieF Male 18-29
    62 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 8:02 am
    who let the dogs out
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    krabkat Female 18-29
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    August 6, 2013 at 11:56 am
    to FrankieF: you made me spit my drink through my nose with your comment - shame on you to be funny!

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