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Date: 08/27/10 10:00 AM

59 Responses to Metal Baby Is Awesome!

  1. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2554 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 9:26 am
    Link: Metal Baby Is Awesome! - Rock on baby, rock on.
  2. Profile photo of randasaur
    randasaur Female 18-29
    50 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:08 am
    Hate to be a bummer, but I`m pretty sure that kid still belongs in a rear facing car seat and, possibly worse, did he just head bang himself sleepy?
  3. Profile photo of Jensito
    Jensito Male 18-29
    22 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:10 am
    Notice how the `metal baby` only rocks out at the awesome part before the voice gets all sing-songy and ghey...
  4. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:11 am
    I love this kid... I want one :)
  5. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:22 am
    Awwwww, smart kid, talks well for being so small.
  6. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:23 am
    the start sounded cool and heavy. the baby was bangin. but after a girl voice came and he slept.
  7. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:26 am
    My kid used to do that in the back seat when I would play "ride the lightning"
  8. Profile photo of psycho9o
    psycho9o Male 18-29
    16 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:34 am
    this is awesome. that baby owns all others
  9. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:41 am
    Love the skull pacifier, very cute.
  10. Profile photo of gcghost
    gcghost Male 30-39
    168 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:44 am
    I`m not sure this is what they mean by "rocking" your kid to sleep...
  11. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:02 am
    I`m gonna grow my kids up with metal. They`re gonna be so cool. :D
  12. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:12 am
    "I`m gonna grow my kids up with metal. They`re gonna be so cool. :D"

    They will revolt and become Kenny G fans, you will be disappointed....

    My kid`s all over hip hop for some reason, I don`t even put it on that much.
  13. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:13 am
    I love this kid. ROCK !
  14. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:14 am
    Old you`ll regret raising your kids like this
  15. Profile photo of daniellee_x
    daniellee_x Female 18-29
    451 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:16 am
    @piepig, just because they grow up with it isn`t gonna mean they`re gonna like it. i grew up on my dad`s music and i still hate it.
  16. Profile photo of sarahsaur
    sarahsaur Female 18-29
    72 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:30 am
    That`ll be my baby, except he`ll listen to real metal.
  17. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:37 am
    Hmm, I wonder why he does that? Oh yeah, it`s because he`s in an environment saturated with Metal by his parents.

    Sigh.
  18. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:40 am
    D`aawwwww. Good song to rock out to also!
  19. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:42 am
    "real metal" OH HERE WE GO AGAIN
  20. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:45 am
    awesome, the rock, the skull pacifier, the "bye bye" and the kiss, all of it! soo cute!
  21. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:48 am
    Love the pacifier.

    And megavidiot, that`s so true. My parents were very open with music and listened to oldies, hip-hop, r&b, rock, pop, Spanish salsa, even a little country. Everything except techno and world music. Guess what I listen tooooooooooo!
  22. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:51 am
    Yeah, he is pretty cute :) Goo.
  23. Profile photo of mmill928
    mmill928 Female 18-29
    275 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:55 am
    I would do this to my baby, too.

    And this is why I will never be a parent.
  24. Profile photo of KidGixxer
    KidGixxer Male 30-39
    182 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    That was awesome. but please do not mistake emo rock for metal.
  25. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    I love that baby, he`s rocking and then he gets tired, plus the kiss and the waving made it much cuter.
  26. Profile photo of NobodyAkagi
    NobodyAkagi Male 18-29
    41 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    old but still awesome
  27. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1245 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    Sooo old... Oh and that song is punk rock... A Day to Remember - Downfall of us All

    Not metal lol
  28. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    someone needs to make a gif of this
  29. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2554 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Only called him metal baby as he only took notice during the metal-er part. :P
  30. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    I want that child...in a non-creepy way. He and that Norwegian techno baby....yup, I want `em....
  31. Profile photo of Bcoat
    Bcoat Male 18-29
    17 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    That`s not metal OR punk: just more homogenous emo music
  32. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    LOL skull pacifier
  33. Profile photo of Zethadrol
    Zethadrol Female 13-17
    12 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    I <3 his spongebob blanket...so hardcore
  34. Profile photo of tatervent
    tatervent Male 18-29
    373 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    "its falling asleep"???????
  35. Profile photo of K0ttin_K0b
    K0ttin_K0b Female 18-29
    98 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    Thank you so much for the repost x]
  36. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    lolz
  37. Profile photo of buttsdowhat
    buttsdowhat Female 18-29
    374 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    The baby is cute but the music is gay.
  38. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    see, even the baby can tell when the music stops being metal and starts sucking. Its just like Kabbage Boy...
  39. Profile photo of SoggieBread
    SoggieBread Male 18-29
    36 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    that sounds as if fallout boy made a metal album. whoever it is they suck.
  40. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    OshKosh Mosh?
  41. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    He rocked so hard he tuckered himself out :3
  42. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    this looks like me listening to "new music". I rock out until some whiny lil` B starts "singing"...
  43. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    A Day to Remember - The Downfall of us all

    (Thank you, Shazam. Well not really, I didn`t like it)
  44. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    "That`s not metal OR punk: just more homogenous emo music"

    Good thing they don`t classify themselves as metal or punk, they`re core genres. Bcoat isn`t witty or clever, just more idiotic ranting about how little he knows about music.
  45. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 1:19 am
    definitely not metal. wow.

    Metal....is actually good.
  46. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 1:34 am
    isn`t this, like, waaaaaay old?
  47. Profile photo of nerocon
    nerocon Male 18-29
    65 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 3:02 am
    @ betardfooser haha same here man, friends try to get me to listen to their poo metal all the time claiming its "right up my ally" At first I am like, hell yeah!! then some asshat starts rapping or singing like a chick.. gah my friends are idiots.
  48. Profile photo of taelmx
    taelmx Female 18-29
    247 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 4:42 am
    I still have yet to figure out what "metal" is...I feel ashamed since music is my major...I usually just associate "metal" with a culture rather than actual musical qualities...
  49. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 8:02 am
    My kid better be that awesome!!
  50. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 10:50 am
    What Same4walls said ^^
  51. Profile photo of Jade_Phoenix
    Jade_Phoenix Female 18-29
    407 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 11:13 am
    Most Adorable Anti-Christ I`ve ever seen!
  52. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    @taelmx
    You major in music and still don`t know
    what "metal" is? You better be kidding, and YES
    you SHOULD be ashamed
  53. Profile photo of genericuser
    genericuser Female 18-29
    317 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    if your kid is talking it is too old to be using a pacifier.
  54. Profile photo of KillerCactus
    KillerCactus Female 18-29
    138 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 8:16 pm
    Oh, oh getting a little tired there xD
  55. Profile photo of 3justme3
    3justme3 Female 18-29
    498 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 9:17 pm
    Cute.
  56. Profile photo of sylphies
    sylphies Female 18-29
    282 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 11:43 pm
    Best drating kid EVER.
  57. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 12:05 am
    You`re 5 minutes from the house and you know if the kid falls asleep now, he`ll be out for 10 minutes and then be a pissy jerk for the rest of the afternoon. I say wait till you get to where you`re going and put him down for a real nap.
  58. Profile photo of Toider
    Toider Male 18-29
    452 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 1:21 am
    learned behavior ftw...keep on rocking kid.
  59. Profile photo of Eavalos
    Eavalos Male 18-29
    286 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 11:14 pm
    awesome kid. the parents seem nice too.

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