Men, Women And True Love [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

This is usually how it plays out these days, young lovers.
There are 45 comments:
Female 914
just wondering, can you feel if the bewbs are fake or not?
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Female 251
he could see the boobies beforehand! The ass-cash was a decent suprise for her, at least ;)
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Male 1,598
haha... Is it sad that this is true for so many people?.... not me. I prefer real boobies :)
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Female 1,264
Sad.
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Male 247
@MrsPoods - yes, many men do. For me fake bewbs are a complete deal breaker. eww, plastic bags stuffed in there? just eww. Complete turn-off.
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Female 463
Mhm interesting, and in some cases, very true.
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Male 6,694
I love bewbies !
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Male 2,688
"This is silly; men don`t really care if they`re real."

CORRECTION:

DUMB men don`t care if they`re not real. If they`re fake, then you have to wonder where she got the money to pay for them. And if it was paid for by an ex, you have to consider she may be after your money.

I don`t know about any other guys on here, but as soon as a girl shows evidence of being interested in my cash, I start asking questions. If she`s looking for a sugar daddy, I`m out... Women who are all about money DESERVE the jerks they attract.
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Male 142
Men like boobs v women like money.

Place your bets as to which point is the most sexist...

Voyeurism v prostitution... Your call, America.
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Male 15,510
Fake boobs
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Male 312
"This is silly; men don`t really care if they`re real."

What sort of men?
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Male 877


MrsPoods
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
364 Posts Sunday, August 29, 2010 10:28:00 AM
This is silly; men don`t really care if they`re real.





i beg your pardon (english accent)madam...As a wearer of `the tail` I most certainly DOOOO care if they`re real, i love em all hard, stretchy at the sides, knife wound marks on the areolas and under the breast and jiggling around like dried cement in a plastic bags...
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Male 5,190
@ MrsPoods

Well I sure do.
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Male 384
@ MrsPoods some of us most assuredly do.

fakes are not nearly as pleasant to squeeze.
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Female 547
This is silly; men don`t really care if they`re real.
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Male 699
yes kids, that is the secret
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Male 1,016
I date Flat chested women and I am constipated
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Male 133
woot high five for true love XD
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Female 5,222
lmfao
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Male 105
I need to eat what he is eating
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Male 1,834
lol
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Female 406
Oh how everything stinks!
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Male 12,138
Reminds me of an old joke:

A millionaire bachelor decides to get married, so he puts out an advertisment in the newspaper. He gets three replies, and decides to ask each of them a question to test them out. He asks each candidate "What would you do with all my money?"

First lady says she would invest his money wisely, so that he would have even more money, and they`d be financially secure forever in their marriage.

Second lady says she would use his money to buy him wonderful gifts, to show how much she loved him.

Third lady said she wouldn`t do anything with his money, because she`d be marrying him out of love and not because of his money.

The man thought long and hard about the three answers. And then married the one with the biggest tits.
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Male 22
"Depressing cuz it is true for too many people."

Its actually instinctual from when we were cave man. Men wanted young, toned, curvy women because they were more likely to survive child birth. Women wanted experienced, successful men, because they were more likely to provide for the kids.
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Male 1,311
lol @ chunky!
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Male 516
"He poops money?"

It`s the idiom. `So rich he`s got money out the ass` (Don`t quote me here, just a rough paraphrase) Or commonly one will replace `ass` with `wazoo`
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Male 192
Depressing cuz it is true for too many people.
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Female 477
haha.
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Male 670
he seems to be stuck in her dirty pillows
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Female 100
Tsk tsk, a sad sad reality.
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Male 25,416
true true!
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Male 322
@Inter: no it means someone with money coming out of his a**
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Male 2,441
He poops money?
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Male 395
are you alone sbeelz?
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Male 1,011
@brass prolly cleaner than the money you have on you now

@sbeelz /agreed
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Female 9,402
XD
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Male 36,432
Ouch! Ouch! The truth is so painful!
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Male 3,915
lol....awesome
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Male 2,868
As a dude, being broke definitely helps when looking for a genuine relationship.
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Male 2,121
"Shít is so cash"
Lol
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Female 22
Shít is so cash
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Male 178
Lol...
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Male 1,610
lady, you might wanna wash those bills before you go grabbing
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Female 798
Being a broke grad student dating another broke college student this isn`t exactly accurate.
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Male 19,860
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