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Date: 08/17/10 04:03 PM

60 Responses to Meet The New Girl Of Your Dreams, I-A-B [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    Link: Meet The New Girl Of Your Dreams, I-A-B - *Swoon*
  2. Profile photo of tinkerwing
    tinkerwing Female 18-29
    90 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    You`re doing it wrong.
  3. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    thats dirty!
  4. Profile photo of Sieging
    Sieging Male 13-17
    123 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    Kitty and crossbones?
  5. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    ....where is this located?
  6. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    She`s hot AND anti-sign authority??? We will be married and have lots of rebellious little babies...
  7. Profile photo of globpharm
    globpharm Male 18-29
    197 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    Girl of your dreams unless she was touching her penis.
  8. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    ISWYDT!
  9. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    Often times my penis is cleaner than my hands.
  10. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    In that order or all at the same time?
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36184 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    I used to do this, but now, instead of washing my hands every time I pee, I wash my dick in the morning and I`m good all day.
  12. Profile photo of notkorean
    notkorean Female 18-29
    12 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    She looks old enough to be my mom.
  13. Profile photo of jesbur
    jesbur Male 18-29
    12 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    <3
  14. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    actually, this could be rather gross depending on what she touched.
  15. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    A Harvard man and a Yale man are at the urinal. They finish and zip up. The Harvard man proceeds to the sink to wash his hands, while the Yale man immediately makes for the exit.

    The Harvard man says, "At Hah-vahd they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate."

    The Yale man replies, "At Yale they teach us not to piss on our hands."
  16. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    Eee wwww
  17. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    There`s a KITTY on the cross-bones!
  18. Profile photo of SirFerret
    SirFerret Male 18-29
    63 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    Awesome tacos
  19. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    But it`s OK if you were touching someone else`s.
  20. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    Tacos4Brkfst...that joke backfires when people know why you should wash your hands afterwards. It has nothing to do with urine, which is sterile.
  21. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    "Hmmm... did I touch any of those? Better check!"
  22. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    by the expression of her face, i`m guessing it was her penis.
  23. Profile photo of patticakes
    patticakes Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    Wait a minute: where`s that finger been?
  24. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    "It has nothing to do with urine, which is sterile."

    Urine is sterile- unless you have a urinary tract infection. Even so, do you really want to walk around with piss on your hands?
  25. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    Urine is sterile-

    when you`re male :) Girls urine is never as sterile and clean as males because of our internal bits instead of external bits...plus technically much easier to extract
  26. Profile photo of HollyA
    HollyA Female 13-17
    44 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    this place is right next door to my dads work, the best burgers ever.
  27. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    She looks like Opie
  28. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 9:36 pm
    I`d rather piss on my hands than use the soap in my schools restrooms.
  29. Profile photo of meganmakeart
    meganmakeart Female 18-29
    225 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    More Importantly: Death cat!
  30. Profile photo of Nick98
    Nick98 Male 13-17
    16 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    she looks like the person on its me or the dog
  31. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    Haha no thanks?
  32. Profile photo of wednesday_52
    wednesday_52 Female 18-29
    155 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:00 am
    anyone notice its a cat and cross-bones??
  33. Profile photo of jeffcomedy
    jeffcomedy Male 30-39
    178 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:06 am
    (please not the anus. please not the anus)
  34. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:23 am
    How funny, "wash hands after touching, vagina or anus" is my most-used pick-up line!
  35. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 2:30 am
    @Nick98
    Holy crap you`re right...
  36. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 6:31 am
    Finger licking good.
  37. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 7:07 am
    Assuming this sign is in a restroom, I`m not so sure I would still consider her the girl of my dreams... if I swung that way, of course.
  38. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2197 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 7:15 am
    Wait -- am I suppoosed to have all three?
  39. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 7:15 am
    hmmm, it doesn`t mention what you should do if you touch someone else`s...
  40. Profile photo of NewYorkHippi
    NewYorkHippi Female 13-17
    151 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 9:50 am
    haha thats good. I should put that on my bathroom door. lmao
  41. Profile photo of alexander_xx
    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 10:15 am
    IAB you have read my mind.. i want this dirty bitch!
  42. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 10:49 am
    Nope, she`s not it.
  43. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 11:03 am
    Mmmm..
  44. Profile photo of JeffBeau
    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    mmmm black hair.

    Wonder if the carpet matches the curtains ... unless there is no carpet.
  45. Profile photo of cchope1
    cchope1 Male 13-17
    3 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE CAT AND CROSS BONES AT THE LEFT OF THAT SIGN!?!?!
  46. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    Kiteh and crossbones.
  47. Profile photo of whatevs
    whatevs Female 13-17
    126 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    i thought it was a racoon and crossbones...
  48. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    really not that special or funny
  49. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    Cute face but her hairstyle isn`t too great.
  50. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    I bet she touched her anus...... ewwwwwwwww.
  51. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    I can see her pores
  52. Profile photo of krazykarl9
    krazykarl9 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 11:44 pm
    >>"Cute face but her hairstyle isn`t too great."
    Someone`s gay...
  53. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 2:54 am
    meh
  54. Profile photo of kareokie
    kareokie Male 18-29
    1 post
    August 19, 2010 at 7:18 am
    girls, you are just jealous that you didn`t think of that and post it as your facebook display picture
  55. Profile photo of WhamPowBang
    WhamPowBang Male 18-29
    130 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 10:42 am
    GuardinGnome, You know you would too so just shut up, just shut your mouth. haha
  56. Profile photo of wertiana
    wertiana Female 13-17
    221 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    oh
  57. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    Anyone else notice the cat skull and cross-bones? wtf is that supposed to mean?
  58. Profile photo of Curser
    Curser Male 18-29
    4 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 3:35 am
    I don`t think that girl who touch her/his penis is "girl of my dreams". :)
  59. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    shes used 2 it

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