Meet The New Girl Of Your Dreams, I-A-B [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

*Swoon*
There are 60 comments:
Male 999
shes used 2 it
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Male 4
I don`t think that girl who touch her/his penis is "girl of my dreams". :)
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Female 314
Anyone else notice the cat skull and cross-bones? wtf is that supposed to mean?
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Female 221
oh
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Male 130
GuardinGnome, You know you would too so just shut up, just shut your mouth. haha
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Male 1
girls, you are just jealous that you didn`t think of that and post it as your facebook display picture
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Female 3,828
meh
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Male 60
>>"Cute face but her hairstyle isn`t too great."
Someone`s gay...
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Male 1,815
I can see her pores
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Male 2,893
I bet she touched her anus...... ewwwwwwwww.
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Male 1,067
Cute face but her hairstyle isn`t too great.
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Female 2,695
really not that special or funny
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Female 126
i thought it was a racoon and crossbones...
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Female 2,352
Kiteh and crossbones.
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Male 3
DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE CAT AND CROSS BONES AT THE LEFT OF THAT SIGN!?!?!
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Male 180
mmmm black hair.

Wonder if the carpet matches the curtains ... unless there is no carpet.
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Male 2,788
Mmmm..
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Female 1,623
Nope, she`s not it.
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Male 339
IAB you have read my mind.. i want this dirty bitch!
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Female 151
haha thats good. I should put that on my bathroom door. lmao
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Male 769
hmmm, it doesn`t mention what you should do if you touch someone else`s...
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Male 2,669
Wait -- am I suppoosed to have all three?
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Female 347
Assuming this sign is in a restroom, I`m not so sure I would still consider her the girl of my dreams... if I swung that way, of course.
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Male 6,693
Finger licking good.
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Male 509
@Nick98
Holy crap you`re right...
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Female 15,763
How funny, "wash hands after touching, vagina or anus" is my most-used pick-up line!
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Male 178
(please not the anus. please not the anus)
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Female 155
anyone notice its a cat and cross-bones??
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Female 463
Haha no thanks?
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Male 16
she looks like the person on its me or the dog
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Female 225
More Importantly: Death cat!
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Male 392
I`d rather piss on my hands than use the soap in my schools restrooms.
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Male 485
She looks like Opie
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Female 44
this place is right next door to my dads work, the best burgers ever.
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Female 3,696
Urine is sterile-

when you`re male :) Girls urine is never as sterile and clean as males because of our internal bits instead of external bits...plus technically much easier to extract
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Male 2,868
"It has nothing to do with urine, which is sterile."

Urine is sterile- unless you have a urinary tract infection. Even so, do you really want to walk around with piss on your hands?
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Male 5,189
Ewwwww.
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Female 465
Wait a minute: where`s that finger been?
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Female 2,289
by the expression of her face, i`m guessing it was her penis.
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Male 353
"Hmmm... did I touch any of those? Better check!"
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Male 12,365
Tacos4Brkfst...that joke backfires when people know why you should wash your hands afterwards. It has nothing to do with urine, which is sterile.
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Male 12,365
But it`s OK if you were touching someone else`s.
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Male 63
Awesome tacos
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Male 40,751
There`s a KITTY on the cross-bones!
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Male 15,510
Eee wwww
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Male 620
A Harvard man and a Yale man are at the urinal. They finish and zip up. The Harvard man proceeds to the sink to wash his hands, while the Yale man immediately makes for the exit.

The Harvard man says, "At Hah-vahd they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate."

The Yale man replies, "At Yale they teach us not to piss on our hands."
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Male 7,830
actually, this could be rather gross depending on what she touched.
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Male 12
<3
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Female 12
She looks old enough to be my mom.
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Male 39,913
I used to do this, but now, instead of washing my hands every time I pee, I wash my dick in the morning and I`m good all day.
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Male 491
In that order or all at the same time?
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Male 206
Often times my penis is cleaner than my hands.
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Male 10,855
ISWYDT!
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Male 196
Girl of your dreams unless she was touching her penis.
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Male 2,688
She`s hot AND anti-sign authority??? We will be married and have lots of rebellious little babies...
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Female 696
....where is this located?
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Male 123
Kitty and crossbones?
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Male 25,416
thats dirty!
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Female 90
You`re doing it wrong.
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Male 20,909
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