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Date: 08/13/10 02:00 PM

45 Responses to McDonald Balls Not For Touching

  1. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    Link: McDonald Balls Not For Touching - Warning: McDonalds does not allow you to play with your balls.
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    champbronc3 Male 40-49
    118 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    This actually made me lol XD
  3. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    he like balls
  4. Profile photo of Aus10816
    Aus10816 Male 18-29
    639 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    I agree. I miss playing in the ball pit, and climbing trough all the tunnels. Those were the days...
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    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    That was very funny, I wonder if it was serious. But I`m with him, I like playing with the balls ;-)
    I couldn`t stop laughing at "MacDonalds", alright, Cleveland
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    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
    419 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    i can make my own damn soda- sugar, water, kool-aid B!TCH. just wait for the remixes...
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    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    "Imma get Quanell X" hahahaha!! - that tells me that this "balls on the face" deprived dude is more than likely from/in Houston.
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    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    I like this guy
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    Nucleartoast Female 13-17
    258 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    "oh he dead he dead, *beep* you"
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    I didn`t check the links, but I think this guy has a bunch of videos. This guy has a future in stand-up.
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    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    Hell yea! I wanna play in the play pen too!! You`re never too old.
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    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    "What kinda soda ya`ll got, GOLDEN SHOWERS?"

    Umm...if it was a golden shower, they`d be selling it for a lot cheaper than $2.39...
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    lolz
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    tuxman4 Male 13-17
    368 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    Lol "Ima get Malcom X... No he dead... Ima get Quannel X!"
  15. Profile photo of MildCorma
    MildCorma Male 18-29
    496 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    Lol Xbox 360 !

    This guy has a point though, I mean seriously, it`s a play pen! We only have to "grow up" because being serious is serious business.
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    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    I only made it 15 seconds before his annoying voice made me turn it off.
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    Webb03 Female 18-29
    166 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    I`m not entirely convinced that this isn`t a joke.
    And egads! Pointing out how much fatter someone else is doesn`t make you weigh less!
    That is actually the second time today I`ve heard such a counter-attack....
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    carla_234 Female 30-39
    31 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    "im throwin ballz at people" dude if he was throw ballz id tell him 2 gto too..
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    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    LMFAOSHIDMTASOMS (lauging my fraking ask off so hard i dropped my taco and sat on my sombrero) `michael jackson, oh he dead he dead, FRACK YOU` <--best part
  20. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    Ha that was great!
  21. Profile photo of bluegaze5
    bluegaze5 Female 18-29
    62 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    loved it...so classic...
  22. Profile photo of catsrule313
    catsrule313 Female 13-17
    393 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    sugar, water, and koolaid DOES NOT MAKE soda. it makes koolaid. duhhhh. you need seltzer water to make soda. or anything carbonated
  23. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    This guy is waaaaaay too obsessed with balls.
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    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 6:57 pm
    Its MCdonalds...not MACDonalds
  25. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    i think this is old
  26. Profile photo of LanceVance
    LanceVance Male 13-17
    46 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 10:00 pm
    LOL THIS IS SOOO FUNNY! i`m gonna watch all of his other videos now
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 11:55 pm
    Oh dear Jesus.

    I turned it off when I heard discrimination.
  28. Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 12:31 am
    "why cant i play in the play pen?"

    because its theirs and they say so.
    now STFU and turn off the f**ing camera
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    imjussayin Female 18-29
    57 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 1:56 am
    for you all that didnt get this vid or didnt find it funny: you are stupid and should take the stick outa ur as* and bring ur nose back down to earth!!! he was joking about the soda/kool aid and he was joking about the discrimination. ya know, ANGRY BLACK MAN, get it...hes effin joking, so jus relax and stfu already, gee some of u ppl are ridin a pretty tall horse.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 5:57 am
    Stupid.
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    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 7:24 am
    Whats he talkin about, soda for 2 dollars...All soda`s at McDonald`s here are 1 dollar flat. He should go to a gay bar if he likes playin with balls so much, they got all kinds of balls there for him to put against his face and get all up in `em
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    RickDagless Male 18-29
    59 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 8:38 am
    you too big to eat, ho!

    this needs to be a common saying
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    FuriousTuna Male 13-17
    39 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 8:42 am
    Take THEM out of YOUTUBE
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    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 8:49 am
    he likes blue balls .....with a face like that I am quite sure he`s got some !!!!
  35. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 10:16 am
    lol.."that ugly clown wit da make up"

    I like this guy.
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    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    Damn, I love this guy. Though I`d probably end up punching him in the face if I knew him IRL.
  37. Profile photo of GreyYes
    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    hahaha this was funny and a classic black guy rant. < 3
  38. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 8:02 pm
    that was stupid
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    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    he had about 3 good calls, and about 2 and a half minutes of unimaginative ones.
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    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    August 14, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    "You about a xbox 360" I died right there.
  41. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    "I want balls on my face!"
  42. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 11:54 pm
    "It was a good price. The whole goddamned place."

    So funny to hear him imitate another black person who`s allegedly even fatter than he is. Good for him - there were definitely some golden moments in there.
  43. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 8:14 am
    Just let the man play with balls.
  44. Profile photo of diablito
    diablito Male 18-29
    37 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 5:39 am
    hahaahaha
  45. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    She look retarded alreadeh

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