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142 Responses to Male Social Rankings: Which One Are You? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:23 am
    Link: Male Social Rankings: Which One Are You? - Lot`s of truth here, guys--where do you rank on the social totem pole?
  2. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:33 am
    The best part of this post was the Butterfinger ad running on the side. With Adam West, Eric Estrada, Lou Farigno and some chick. I thought it was funny.

    oh, but this post was dull.
  3. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:34 am
    alpha plusses are also probably most likely to be narcissistic sociopaths
  4. Profile photo of mac_n_cheese
    mac_n_cheese Male 13-17
    148 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:35 am
    wow,thats deep shie, id say in a B+ with omega traits (iab chat...)
  5. Profile photo of razordragon
    razordragon Male 18-29
    336 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:36 am
    Beta Plus, but I have no sexual interest whatsoever. So I`ll be a Sigma, that`s a badass greek letter.
  6. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:37 am
    beta plus :(
  7. Profile photo of Samuelsoon
    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:39 am
    b+ maybe? idk
  8. Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:42 am
    Hmmm...I`m not sure but I do think its pretty accurate. Thanks to this social ladder I`m going to start working my way to alpha plus immediately seeing as how I`d consider myself looking like with the intellect of an alpha plus but the social performance of a beta plus...if not worse. I`ve got a terrible anti-social personality.
  9. Profile photo of mitha
    mitha Male 18-29
    269 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:44 am
    Who writes something like this? Some pseudo-scientific wannabe? Or is this based on more research than a fun party coupled with some hours of myspace browsing?


    Now for the surprise:
    If i had to, i would categorize myself somewhere between omega and beta+. And despite being at the bottom of some strange social rankings, i don`t really care.
  10. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:44 am
    So typical American
  11. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:46 am
    I`d say I`m a Beta+ who`s retained some of his past Omega traits.

    I`m still an anime and tech geek, but I have a fairly healthy social life (especially compared to my past).

    I`ve been called the social chameleon. I can either blend in, stand out, or just disappear whenever I want to, wherever I want to.
  12. Profile photo of patridiot
    patridiot Male 30-39
    118 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:52 am
    too simplified... we`re a little more complex than this.
  13. Profile photo of Webz
    Webz Male 18-29
    542 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:57 am
    I`d give myself a B+.
  14. Profile photo of blipflip
    blipflip Male 13-17
    87 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:00 am
    Well this is just a huge crock of poo
  15. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:00 am
    Depending on where I`m at I can switch between the Alpha - and the Beta +
    This is kind of tough though
  16. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:03 am
    I thought this was funny, and though I`m not a dude, I`d say that this is a pretty simplified but accurate description of the male social ladder.
  17. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:04 am
    Wow, this hierarchy is SERIOUSLY messed up. the "A+" category should be christians with ONE partner, faithfully serving the Lord, though yeah, this is an AMERICAN hierarchy, one that my type doesn`t fit in to.
  18. Profile photo of deyv87
    deyv87 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:04 am
    Sounds like fancylad`s a /b/rother.

    That being said, this chart is far from all inclusive. I`d say I`ve got B+ intelligence with A- drive... except that I`m monogamous... and am on my way to having A+ business savvy.
  19. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:06 am
    Somewhere between B- and B+
  20. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:11 am
    Hmm... I have the attitude, love life, and personal style of the Alpha +, and the lifestyle and social life (meaning I tend have a lot of friends who are in the same levels as me) of the Omega... So where does that put me?
  21. Profile photo of Squidbush
    Squidbush Male 40-49
    771 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:12 am
    I`m a Gamma plus. :p
  22. Profile photo of alexander_xx
    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:13 am
    oddly, im a pretty 50/50cross between alphaplus and omega... not sure how that works... but, i can only assume that due to the sheer inaccuracy of this post...

    @taylor stone: looks like were in the same boat.. i can only assume a good chunk of the IAB regulars are also in this cross category
  23. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:13 am
    I`m thinking an alpha+ trapped on an omega body wrote this.
  24. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:14 am
    ? i guess i`m beta plus, but i don`t know, i spend a lot of time around alpha minuses infact i`m freinds with some of them.

    @mitha: you mean beta minus, since it`s between beta plus and omega
  25. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:18 am
    I`d claim alpha plus, but I don`t think I`m allowed to be on IAB and claim that.
  26. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:20 am
    "too simplified... we`re a little more complex than this."

    True... I am an Alpha plus in every way except I love MMO`s and I spend a lot of time online.
  27. Profile photo of NinthMoon
    NinthMoon Male 18-29
    22 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:25 am
    What a load of crap :D if this was made for girls, you`d be all screaming and tearing your hair off in anger (and rightfully so). To think it`s accepted to reduce the whole male population into categories is quite sad.

    whatever, I get it`s a joke. A poor one, but still.
  28. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:40 am
    lets face it, you`re all omegas as you`re all online bitching about what you think you are
  29. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:45 am
    Then there are those of us who recognize that people are not that easy to categorize.

    There is no social hierarchy. Not in the sense the people labeled as `Alpha +`s here would like to believe.

    All of these descriptions can apply to people who are annoying or likable, smart or stupid, gay or straight, male or female.
  30. Profile photo of mcmonkeyman
    mcmonkeyman Male 13-17
    243 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:49 am
    "True... I am an Alpha plus in every way except I love MMO`s and I spend a lot of time online."

    So you`re not an alpha +, your a loser
  31. Profile photo of greggpethers
    greggpethers Male 18-29
    271 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:51 am
    alpha plus

    and thats a worry for everyone in the world.
  32. Profile photo of Acemandude
    Acemandude Male 18-29
    24 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:52 am
    Old, recycled 4chan poo. thats all that Iab is.
  33. Profile photo of xill311
    xill311 Male 18-29
    52 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:53 am
    what about anomalies such as individuals with mental illness or with physical handicaps.
  34. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:54 am
    Im an alpha plus.

    I cant back that up and you cant deny it.
    So while I`m at it I`ve also had sex with Eva Longoria, Salma Hayek and Jessica Alba at the same time.
  35. Profile photo of unmercyfuldu
    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
    762 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:00 am
    Apparently sex is the key factor in ranking males in quality. Not only are we no more than mindless sex machines but we should embrace it. If you have a bunch of sex and objectify women you must be a great human being.
  36. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:07 am
    I am the Alpha and the Omega.

    There, now nobody else needs to make that joke.
  37. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:18 am
    Depending on what day of the week it is I could be lumped into any of these categories. Except maybe alpha plus, I`m too lazy for all that crap.
  38. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:19 am
    somewhere past the top where i dont feel a need to boast any form of social status but exist as myself, and am mature and capable enough to responsibly lead a loyal relationship with equality instead of territorial pissing contests
  39. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:22 am
    love this, reading through the comments of people justifying themselves as alpha+ is just amazing
  40. Profile photo of shipyard
    shipyard Male 30-39
    630 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:34 am
    Unmercyfuldu had it... this seems to be written by a B- them self, trying to excuse their life through sexual conquest.
  41. Profile photo of scrogg5000
    scrogg5000 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:35 am
    OMEGA ALL THE WAY
  42. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:38 am
    I bet a beta minus wrote this.
  43. Profile photo of iCyborg
    iCyborg Male 18-29
    176 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:38 am
    I am Theta
  44. Profile photo of bomberouno
    bomberouno Male 18-29
    185 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:40 am
    A lot of Omega`s online
  45. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:44 am
    I`m an alpha ++.

    BOW DOWN BEFORE ME
  46. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:51 am
    I`m a beta plus. :D
  47. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:52 am
    @ gorgack2000
    Since there is no Alpha ++ in the post and you are 13-17 years and have a whooping 3595 posts - I don`t think so...
  48. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:54 am
    "I`d claim alpha plus, but I don`t think I`m allowed to be on IAB and claim that. "

    My thoughts exactly...
  49. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 11:56 am
    I`d like to think I`m between Omega and Beta minus.
  50. Profile photo of MagsHeadroom
    MagsHeadroom Male 18-29
    86 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    I laughed so hard when /r9k/ was mentioned
  51. Profile photo of Zaokii
    Zaokii Female 18-29
    78 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    If I was a guy, I`d be alpha plus, because, and I will be brutally honest about it, I am a diagnosed sociopath. Contrary to popular belief, we actually aren`t insane - we are manipulative and charming, can lie our way out of any situation. However, we don`t have any emotions except "annoyed" and "extremely pissed off", but that`s okay. ^_^ Lots of well-off people are sociopaths just because we`re so good at getting ahead of other people through lies and gentle cons ~.
  52. Profile photo of Chaouse
    Chaouse Male 13-17
    194 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    A Brave New World
  53. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    Imma go out and find some Beta Plusses. They all seemed totally adorable.
  54. Profile photo of Valynn
    Valynn Female 18-29
    71 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    Ridiculous.
  55. Profile photo of G_Hack
    G_Hack Male 18-29
    57 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    I`m an omega. The problem is that I`m the one that hate the pack not the other way round.
  56. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    i`m just a mid level beta since i fit in with both the plus and minuses. i can live with this.
  57. Profile photo of matthewmilad
    matthewmilad Male 18-29
    28 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    Beta Plus baby
  58. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    Enough alcohol will make anyone an alpha plus.
  59. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    I am the Alpha and the Omega.

    I see what you did there. Sneaky sneaky.
  60. Profile photo of DRxSATANx
    DRxSATANx Male 18-29
    321 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    ide have to say im a beta plus, and @Zoakii, no, youre just and evil succubus!
  61. Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    Beta plus fo sho!

    I`m glad I`m not an a-, that`s jersey shore status.
  62. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    ""True... I am an Alpha plus in every way except I love MMO`s and I spend a lot of time online."

    "So you`re not an alpha +, your a loser"

    Yeah, that`s what that means. Sick burn. All grammar aside, of course.
  63. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    What`s funny is that people don`t realize that people like Bill Gates are Alpha Plus males. They are not all super models, but they do make the world spin.
  64. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    I was gonna say beta plus with aspects of the minus, but I re-read it and I`m not that pathetic.
    Just a beta plus.
  65. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    "@ gorgack2000
    Since there is no Alpha ++ in the post and you are 13-17 years and have a whooping 3595 posts - I don`t think so..."
    Sounds like a beta minus to me...
  66. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    I`m thinking I`ve only ever dated B plus. XD
  67. Profile photo of Zaokii
    Zaokii Female 18-29
    78 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    @DRxSATANx
    Nooo. D: I`m not evil. </3 Nor do I sleep with.. sleeping.. men.. I don`t even like men unless they give me things / have money.
  68. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7469 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    beta+, i do kind of over think social situations and put my foot in my mouth a little too often.
  69. Profile photo of K0ttin_K0b
    K0ttin_K0b Female 18-29
    98 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    Sorry, this is bullpoo.
  70. Profile photo of christchex97
    christchex97 Female 18-29
    163 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    i only date beta`s :D my ex was a beta plus
  71. Profile photo of K0ttin_K0b
    K0ttin_K0b Female 18-29
    98 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    No,It is bullsh*t. Everyone is all of these things. You can`t simply categorize people like this. We all have the same traits, they`re just set up differently. People get to different levels of the pole of social rankings because they know how AND because of luck, but not because of who they actually are. Some people want to be antisocial, or even just have very few friends, just because a huge social base and any type of financial success is the "it" thing in this pitiful world doesn`t mean it makes you a great person. I don`t know one person who has had many long/short term relationships and weren`t regretful or sad of some of them, people don`t want to be rejected or alone. I don`t understand why such a thing would be part of the Alpha+ ranking. you can`t rank people this way, and it seems a bit of a spiteful thing to do to yourself to find your "rank". Everyone does similar things and have similar opinions. It`s how your brain gets to those opinions that makes y
  72. Profile photo of K0ttin_K0b
    K0ttin_K0b Female 18-29
    98 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    makes you who you are.*
  73. Profile photo of MrRubik
    MrRubik Male 13-17
    68 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    Only B+...
    ...but that`s high for Wiltshire...
  74. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    @zaokii

    Most 13-17 year olds are sociopaths. Don`t worry. You`ll grow out of it.
  75. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    Thank god im not an Omega. I`m proud to be a B+
  76. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    BETA PLUSSES FTW!!!
  77. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    then there the IAB ranking
  78. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    I am most definitely a Beta+. But that`s how I want to be.
  79. Profile photo of RaabDiabolus
    RaabDiabolus Male 18-29
    58 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    Did anyone else think this seems like the ranking system in Aldous Huxley`s Brave New World? Beta Pos. all the way.
  80. Profile photo of citizen_kane
    citizen_kane Male 18-29
    272 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    everybody seems to be a B+... what a bunch of drating losers.
    A+ and proud.
  81. Profile photo of Armond
    Armond Male 18-29
    50 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    B+ with motivation. (How does that work?)
  82. Profile photo of Manipura
    Manipura Female 18-29
    61 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    Like the "Brave New World"
    Yeah, you are all Beta+ and you like it.
  83. Profile photo of Joelio1
    Joelio1 Male 18-29
    30 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    lol this was pulled from 4chan, seen it yesterday. does this make me a troll?
  84. Profile photo of Uncertainty
    Uncertainty Female 18-29
    196 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    @RaabDiabolus: I was more reminded of the ranking system in Christopher Moore`s "A Dirty Job," but I can see Brave New World in there as well.
  85. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    Oh hell PUA needs to die.
  86. Profile photo of connor53
    connor53 Male 13-17
    207 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    To all of you who said that you are A+, how does logging onto IAB and commenting on a post as dumb as this fit into all that success and women you have?
  87. Profile photo of wwOOOOp
    wwOOOOp Female 13-17
    58 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    B+s are my favorite. They`re definitely the sexiest. The A`s make me feel like a failure
  88. Profile photo of VirtualParty
    VirtualParty Male 18-29
    787 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    Yeah let`s categorize everyone.
  89. Profile photo of Razeiel
    Razeiel Male 18-29
    32 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    And what about gay folk? This ranking seems to obsess over being straight and masculine. Meh, whatev.
  90. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    a- or b+. im somewhere between those 2. and i see that alot of omegas are pissed off.
  91. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    i find it difficult to place myself somewhere. probably cuz life hasn`t really gotten to yet.
  92. Profile photo of den3jlb
    den3jlb Male 18-29
    364 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    Erm, I have a little bit of all those categories.
  93. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    i tend to be more attracted to the b+ type on here, so..
  94. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    Eh. I don`t know any men who fit into any of these categories. And I know a lot of men.

    That came out wrong.
  95. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    lame
  96. Profile photo of BahamaBoy
    BahamaBoy Male 13-17
    48 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    i guess imma b+. i dont have any problems talking to women, but im still a virgin. yeah maybe later in life i`ll be an a+.
  97. Profile photo of Keegan31
    Keegan31 Male 18-29
    228 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    So, what if your attractive, intelligent, and socially adept enough to have sex whenever you feel like going out, but you still waste half your free time on mmo`s?
  98. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7469 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    why is it that i cant find more of you ladies who like Beta+ in the real world?
  99. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    I`m a b+, sort of. Why? Because I wasn`t all that motivated. It`s not a lack of self confidence or social skill. I`ve decided to get cracking now, though, so I guess I`m an a+ in training.
  100. Profile photo of nofatchicks
    nofatchicks Male 18-29
    257 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    meh id say imma b+.whats between b+ and a-?
  101. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    This post is idiotic and biased.
  102. Profile photo of PlutoRules
    PlutoRules Female 18-29
    28 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    lol my husband has been all at one point...
    wheres the girl version? do it!
  103. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    I have friends and brains but lack motivation, nothing is on my mind although i have had relationships and a 4.0 but I don`t give a poo, what am I?
  104. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    This chart doesn`t even mention money. You don`t have to be a smart, attractive, fulfiled "alpha" to have it and in a lot of cases it makes all the difference. In my opinion, FAIL.

  105. Profile photo of Jotham
    Jotham Male 18-29
    52 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    It`s pretty easy to tell which group the guy who made this thinks he`s in.
  106. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    Men recognize themselves at all levels in these things, seems to be mostly women who try to pigeonhole them into these "types". Very narrow-minded, and inaccurate.
  107. Profile photo of wake_n_bake
    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    lotta omegas in this thread
  108. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    Sort of lame...what about happily married men? We get laid on a regular basis and don`t care so much about impressing the opposite sex (or the same sex if we prefer).
  109. Profile photo of sender02
    sender02 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    I`m wondering what`s right between Omega and Alpha plus that`s not a beta plus. I have traits from both, traits that I (and apparently others) consider good or OK.
    If it were on the list, It seems from earlier post that most of the men on this site would be there.
  110. Profile photo of IchBinErica
    IchBinErica Female 18-29
    200 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    hmmmmm... There needs to be a few more expansions on this for it to truly start to work.
  111. Profile photo of Kalimata
    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    I am none of those, and I am all of those.

    What`s funny is that in reality, there are 50 Omega`s for every Beta, and 20 Betas for every Alpha. Sure the Alpha`s have great social lives, are pretty and get all the chicks, in reality it`s the Beta minuses and Omega`s who run things. The IT guys, the engineers, the scientists, the physicists, most of them land in the Beta to Omega categories. A company can run without a pretty face, but without the S.M.E.`s, no go.
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    sleepyjoey Male 18-29
    122 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 10:29 pm
    def lots of omegas in this thread
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    elbat Female 18-29
    188 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 12:07 am
    who said jocks are a- ? they are like c- in great bodies.
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    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 1:26 am
    um, I wouldn`t consider stupid Jock`s to be in the alpha category >> maybe for the pricks but I couldn`t stand that stupid, sports obsessed, selfish attitude (yes yes I know not all jocks are like that)
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    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 2:02 am
    is there a female version?
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    ChrisMunich Male 18-29
    383 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 2:29 am
    Nothing like this post to make all the men insecure and try to justify their inadequacies by posting unwarranted and unwanted quips about their life.

    As a side note: `ALPHA AS F*CK` is funny
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    42467 Male 18-29
    743 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 3:28 am
    B+
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    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 3:33 am
    I`d say I`m more of a Beta+. I don`t exhibit any of the qualities of an Omega (Except maybe for a mild interest in anime/manga and spending time on the computer) or "blame the world" like a Beta-, but I`m not ruggedly handsome and am somewhat inept at some social situations.

    Oh, and amusing post! :-)
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    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:12 am
    Alpha plus in terms of the sex life (but with men, not women). Beta plus in everything else.

    The guys in the beta plus images look like they have more interesting things to say than the alphas, at any rate. They look like they`d be much more fun to hang out with than any of the others.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 5:41 am
    who would want to be an alpha minus? Tis the life of a hollow shell....after the partying and the....partying....what do you have?
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    Zaokii Female 18-29
    78 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 7:15 am
    @coffeekoneko-

    I`m on the higher end of that scale and have been diagnosed. I am on medication. Sorry to inform you, but I will not "grow out of it". n_n
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    Zebrameat Male 13-17
    107 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 8:34 am
    I´d see myself as beta+, workin´ my way to the top.
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    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 9:11 am
    id like to see myself as beta +, verging on alpha minus. and when i leave uni and have a job, alpha plus.
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 9:51 am
    The problem i see with this, is what of those that don`t fit this VERY narrow, stereoscopic point of view of ranking?

    For there are individuals that don`t fit any of these descriptors, such as those of `lone wolf`, `hermit`, `scientist/inventor`, `women` are some examples of what this bull poo leaves out. Which is telling of the source/author than this half baked "list".

    Also a lot of this "list" is class orientated, that is rich up, poor down, blah, blah, blah...

    Take away mister Alpha +/- and Beta+/- money, and you`ll end up with a psychotic `Omega` ready and will to ANYTHING to get "their" privileges back.
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    craftymiser Male 30-39
    96 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 10:13 am
    What happened to the rest of the Greek Alphabet? Is this all we know?
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    NewYorkHippi Female 13-17
    151 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 11:42 am
    hahaa...funnnny :)
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    GuiStuie Male 30-39
    119 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    Quite frankly, I find the "top" of the scale worse than the bottom.

    Jocks are better than the average person? Sports ruin the world as much as religion does.

    My best guess is the person that made this is a jock him/herself and is currently in college. Because, let`s face it, after you finish school, you don`t even consider anything that was mentioned here at all.
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    dynamites111 Male 18-29
    76 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    Man this "rankings" is so stupid it`s probably written by an Omega.

    I can sum this up very easily:

    A+: Gets sex and money
    A-: Gets lots of sex
    B+: Doesnt get much sex or money but can if he tries harder
    B-: Same as above but doesnt want to try
    Omega: Will probably never get sex or money
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    CapnAwesome Male 18-29
    236 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    b+ here..
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    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    the omega males in the pictures are definitely not the last to eat like it says
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    Anger Male 18-29
    218 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    id like to think im a B+

    and if your bashing the chart in any way its because your not happy with the results
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    redspade Male 13-17
    150 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    b+ ftw.
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    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    b+
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    MaruDashi Female 18-29
    237 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    Id prefer a b+ =3
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    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 10:11 pm
    is the one in the top left of Omega even a guy? I don`t know... and B+
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    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    but omega sounds the coolest.
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    scienceguy47 Male 18-29
    97 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 8:07 am
    A+ wooo 3.9 gpa varsity soccer tennis hockey. and attractive :D this makes me feel good about myself.
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    scienceguy47 Male 18-29
    97 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 8:15 am
    i feel like a douchebag now.... sorry
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    Boomsie Female 18-29
    251 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 11:06 am
    My boy is definately a B+
    I don`t ever want him to become an A- though. In fact, I don`t think i`d want him to be an A+ either. Theres got to be some quirks or geekiness in a man for them to be even remotely attractive to me.
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    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 5:05 am
    I`m a B+ I think.
    But I pretty much guarantee almost all guys here are.
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    Kingreggie Male 18-29
    154 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 3:31 am
    B- or B+ depends on which ex you tlk to
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    thecupholder Female 18-29
    105 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    "I was..a one-man wolf pack..then it grew..by 1"

    `nuff said.

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