Male Social Rankings: Which One Are You? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in

Lot"s of truth here, guys--where do you rank on the social totem pole?
There are 142 comments:
Female 105
"I was..a one-man wolf pack..then it grew..by 1"

`nuff said.
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Male 154
B- or B+ depends on which ex you tlk to
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Male 1,067
I`m a B+ I think.
But I pretty much guarantee almost all guys here are.
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Female 251
My boy is definately a B+
I don`t ever want him to become an A- though. In fact, I don`t think i`d want him to be an A+ either. Theres got to be some quirks or geekiness in a man for them to be even remotely attractive to me.
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Male 97
i feel like a douchebag now.... sorry
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Male 97
A+ wooo 3.9 gpa varsity soccer tennis hockey. and attractive :D this makes me feel good about myself.
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Female 646
but omega sounds the coolest.
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Male 258
is the one in the top left of Omega even a guy? I don`t know... and B+
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Female 237
Id prefer a b+ =3
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Male 1,547
b+
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Male 150
b+ ftw.
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Male 218
id like to think im a B+

and if your bashing the chart in any way its because your not happy with the results
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Male 1,196
the omega males in the pictures are definitely not the last to eat like it says
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Male 236
b+ here..
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Male 76
Man this "rankings" is so stupid it`s probably written by an Omega.

I can sum this up very easily:

A+: Gets sex and money
A-: Gets lots of sex
B+: Doesnt get much sex or money but can if he tries harder
B-: Same as above but doesnt want to try
Omega: Will probably never get sex or money
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Male 119
Quite frankly, I find the "top" of the scale worse than the bottom.

Jocks are better than the average person? Sports ruin the world as much as religion does.

My best guess is the person that made this is a jock him/herself and is currently in college. Because, let`s face it, after you finish school, you don`t even consider anything that was mentioned here at all.
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Female 151
hahaa...funnnny :)
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Male 97
What happened to the rest of the Greek Alphabet? Is this all we know?
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Male 2,229
The problem i see with this, is what of those that don`t fit this VERY narrow, stereoscopic point of view of ranking?

For there are individuals that don`t fit any of these descriptors, such as those of `lone wolf`, `hermit`, `scientist/inventor`, `women` are some examples of what this bull poo leaves out. Which is telling of the source/author than this half baked "list".

Also a lot of this "list" is class orientated, that is rich up, poor down, blah, blah, blah...

Take away mister Alpha +/- and Beta+/- money, and you`ll end up with a psychotic `Omega` ready and will to ANYTHING to get "their" privileges back.
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Male 697
id like to see myself as beta +, verging on alpha minus. and when i leave uni and have a job, alpha plus.
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Male 107
I´d see myself as beta+, workin´ my way to the top.
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Female 78
@coffeekoneko-

I`m on the higher end of that scale and have been diagnosed. I am on medication. Sorry to inform you, but I will not "grow out of it". n_n
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Male 3,915
who would want to be an alpha minus? Tis the life of a hollow shell....after the partying and the....partying....what do you have?
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Male 2,850
Alpha plus in terms of the sex life (but with men, not women). Beta plus in everything else.

The guys in the beta plus images look like they have more interesting things to say than the alphas, at any rate. They look like they`d be much more fun to hang out with than any of the others.
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Male 842
I`d say I`m more of a Beta+. I don`t exhibit any of the qualities of an Omega (Except maybe for a mild interest in anime/manga and spending time on the computer) or "blame the world" like a Beta-, but I`m not ruggedly handsome and am somewhat inept at some social situations.

Oh, and amusing post! :-)
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Male 743
B+
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Male 383
Nothing like this post to make all the men insecure and try to justify their inadequacies by posting unwarranted and unwanted quips about their life.

As a side note: `ALPHA AS F*CK` is funny
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Male 877
is there a female version?
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Female 1,324
um, I wouldn`t consider stupid Jock`s to be in the alpha category >> maybe for the pricks but I couldn`t stand that stupid, sports obsessed, selfish attitude (yes yes I know not all jocks are like that)
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Female 188
who said jocks are a- ? they are like c- in great bodies.
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Male 122
def lots of omegas in this thread
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Male 661
I am none of those, and I am all of those.

What`s funny is that in reality, there are 50 Omega`s for every Beta, and 20 Betas for every Alpha. Sure the Alpha`s have great social lives, are pretty and get all the chicks, in reality it`s the Beta minuses and Omega`s who run things. The IT guys, the engineers, the scientists, the physicists, most of them land in the Beta to Omega categories. A company can run without a pretty face, but without the S.M.E.`s, no go.
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Female 200
hmmmmm... There needs to be a few more expansions on this for it to truly start to work.
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Male 188
I`m wondering what`s right between Omega and Alpha plus that`s not a beta plus. I have traits from both, traits that I (and apparently others) consider good or OK.
If it were on the list, It seems from earlier post that most of the men on this site would be there.
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Male 3,842
Sort of lame...what about happily married men? We get laid on a regular basis and don`t care so much about impressing the opposite sex (or the same sex if we prefer).
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Male 663
lotta omegas in this thread
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Male 5,194
Men recognize themselves at all levels in these things, seems to be mostly women who try to pigeonhole them into these "types". Very narrow-minded, and inaccurate.
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Male 52
It`s pretty easy to tell which group the guy who made this thinks he`s in.
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Female 1,101
This chart doesn`t even mention money. You don`t have to be a smart, attractive, fulfiled "alpha" to have it and in a lot of cases it makes all the difference. In my opinion, FAIL.

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Male 2,506
I have friends and brains but lack motivation, nothing is on my mind although i have had relationships and a 4.0 but I don`t give a poo, what am I?
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Female 28
lol my husband has been all at one point...
wheres the girl version? do it!
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Male 312
This post is idiotic and biased.
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Male 257
meh id say imma b+.whats between b+ and a-?
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Male 1,240
I`m a b+, sort of. Why? Because I wasn`t all that motivated. It`s not a lack of self confidence or social skill. I`ve decided to get cracking now, though, so I guess I`m an a+ in training.
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Male 7,839
why is it that i cant find more of you ladies who like Beta+ in the real world?
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Male 228
So, what if your attractive, intelligent, and socially adept enough to have sex whenever you feel like going out, but you still waste half your free time on mmo`s?
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Male 48
i guess imma b+. i dont have any problems talking to women, but im still a virgin. yeah maybe later in life i`ll be an a+.
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Male 1,834
lame
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Female 1,963
Eh. I don`t know any men who fit into any of these categories. And I know a lot of men.

That came out wrong.
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Female 2,695
i tend to be more attracted to the b+ type on here, so..
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Male 364
Erm, I have a little bit of all those categories.
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Male 699
i find it difficult to place myself somewhere. probably cuz life hasn`t really gotten to yet.
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Male 845
a- or b+. im somewhere between those 2. and i see that alot of omegas are pissed off.
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Male 32
And what about gay folk? This ranking seems to obsess over being straight and masculine. Meh, whatev.
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Male 787
Yeah let`s categorize everyone.
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Female 58
B+s are my favorite. They`re definitely the sexiest. The A`s make me feel like a failure
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Male 207
To all of you who said that you are A+, how does logging onto IAB and commenting on a post as dumb as this fit into all that success and women you have?
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Male 848
Oh hell PUA needs to die.
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Female 196
@RaabDiabolus: I was more reminded of the ranking system in Christopher Moore`s "A Dirty Job," but I can see Brave New World in there as well.
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Male 30
lol this was pulled from 4chan, seen it yesterday. does this make me a troll?
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Female 61
Like the "Brave New World"
Yeah, you are all Beta+ and you like it.
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Male 50
B+ with motivation. (How does that work?)
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Male 272
everybody seems to be a B+... what a bunch of drating losers.
A+ and proud.
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Male 58
Did anyone else think this seems like the ranking system in Aldous Huxley`s Brave New World? Beta Pos. all the way.
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Male 1,184
I am most definitely a Beta+. But that`s how I want to be.
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Male 25,416
then there the IAB ranking
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Male 510
BETA PLUSSES FTW!!!
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Male 503
Thank god im not an Omega. I`m proud to be a B+
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Female 1,008
@zaokii

Most 13-17 year olds are sociopaths. Don`t worry. You`ll grow out of it.
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Male 68
Only B+...
...but that`s high for Wiltshire...
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Female 98
makes you who you are.*
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Female 98
No,It is bullsh*t. Everyone is all of these things. You can`t simply categorize people like this. We all have the same traits, they`re just set up differently. People get to different levels of the pole of social rankings because they know how AND because of luck, but not because of who they actually are. Some people want to be antisocial, or even just have very few friends, just because a huge social base and any type of financial success is the "it" thing in this pitiful world doesn`t mean it makes you a great person. I don`t know one person who has had many long/short term relationships and weren`t regretful or sad of some of them, people don`t want to be rejected or alone. I don`t understand why such a thing would be part of the Alpha+ ranking. you can`t rank people this way, and it seems a bit of a spiteful thing to do to yourself to find your "rank". Everyone does similar things and have similar opinions. It`s how your brain gets to those opinions that makes y
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Female 163
i only date beta`s :D my ex was a beta plus
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Female 98
Sorry, this is bullpoo.
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Male 7,839
beta+, i do kind of over think social situations and put my foot in my mouth a little too often.
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Female 78
@DRxSATANx
Nooo. D: I`m not evil. </3 Nor do I sleep with.. sleeping.. men.. I don`t even like men unless they give me things / have money.
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Female 2,352
I`m thinking I`ve only ever dated B plus. XD
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Male 509
"@ gorgack2000
Since there is no Alpha ++ in the post and you are 13-17 years and have a whooping 3595 posts - I don`t think so..."
Sounds like a beta minus to me...
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Male 509
I was gonna say beta plus with aspects of the minus, but I re-read it and I`m not that pathetic.
Just a beta plus.
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Male 2,796
What`s funny is that people don`t realize that people like Bill Gates are Alpha Plus males. They are not all super models, but they do make the world spin.
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Male 2,796
""True... I am an Alpha plus in every way except I love MMO`s and I spend a lot of time online."

"So you`re not an alpha +, your a loser"

Yeah, that`s what that means. Sick burn. All grammar aside, of course.
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Male 333
Beta plus fo sho!

I`m glad I`m not an a-, that`s jersey shore status.
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Male 321
ide have to say im a beta plus, and @Zoakii, no, youre just and evil succubus!
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Male 2,440
[quote]I am the Alpha and the Omega.[/quote]

I see what you did there. Sneaky sneaky.
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Male 2,548
Enough alcohol will make anyone an alpha plus.
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Male 28
Beta Plus baby
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Male 1,083
i`m just a mid level beta since i fit in with both the plus and minuses. i can live with this.
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Male 61
I`m an omega. The problem is that I`m the one that hate the pack not the other way round.
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Female 71
Ridiculous.
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Female 2,120
Imma go out and find some Beta Plusses. They all seemed totally adorable.
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Male 194
A Brave New World
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Female 78
If I was a guy, I`d be alpha plus, because, and I will be brutally honest about it, I am a diagnosed sociopath. Contrary to popular belief, we actually aren`t insane - we are manipulative and charming, can lie our way out of any situation. However, we don`t have any emotions except "annoyed" and "extremely pissed off", but that`s okay. ^_^ Lots of well-off people are sociopaths just because we`re so good at getting ahead of other people through lies and gentle cons ~.
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Male 86
I laughed so hard when /r9k/ was mentioned
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Male 2,121
I`d like to think I`m between Omega and Beta minus.
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Male 2,034
"I`d claim alpha plus, but I don`t think I`m allowed to be on IAB and claim that. "

My thoughts exactly...
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Male 782
@ gorgack2000
Since there is no Alpha ++ in the post and you are 13-17 years and have a whooping 3595 posts - I don`t think so...
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Male 1,523
I`m a beta plus. :D
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Male 4,680
I`m an alpha ++.

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME
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Male 185
A lot of Omega`s online
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Male 176
I am Theta
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Male 812
I bet a beta minus wrote this.
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Male 3
OMEGA ALL THE WAY
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Male 630
Unmercyfuldu had it... this seems to be written by a B- them self, trying to excuse their life through sexual conquest.
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Male 605
love this, reading through the comments of people justifying themselves as alpha+ is just amazing
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Male 2,160
somewhere past the top where i dont feel a need to boast any form of social status but exist as myself, and am mature and capable enough to responsibly lead a loyal relationship with equality instead of territorial pissing contests
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Male 1,678
Depending on what day of the week it is I could be lumped into any of these categories. Except maybe alpha plus, I`m too lazy for all that crap.
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Male 4,546
I am the Alpha and the Omega.

There, now nobody else needs to make that joke.
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Male 762
Apparently sex is the key factor in ranking males in quality. Not only are we no more than mindless sex machines but we should embrace it. If you have a bunch of sex and objectify women you must be a great human being.
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Male 495
Im an alpha plus.

I cant back that up and you cant deny it.
So while I`m at it I`ve also had sex with Eva Longoria, Salma Hayek and Jessica Alba at the same time.
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Male 52
what about anomalies such as individuals with mental illness or with physical handicaps.
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Male 24
Old, recycled 4chan poo. thats all that Iab is.
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Male 271
alpha plus

and thats a worry for everyone in the world.
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Male 243
"True... I am an Alpha plus in every way except I love MMO`s and I spend a lot of time online."

So you`re not an alpha +, your a loser
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Male 658
Then there are those of us who recognize that people are not that easy to categorize.

There is no social hierarchy. Not in the sense the people labeled as `Alpha +`s here would like to believe.

All of these descriptions can apply to people who are annoying or likable, smart or stupid, gay or straight, male or female.
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Male 2,586
lets face it, you`re all omegas as you`re all online bitching about what you think you are
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Male 22
What a load of crap :D if this was made for girls, you`d be all screaming and tearing your hair off in anger (and rightfully so). To think it`s accepted to reduce the whole male population into categories is quite sad.

whatever, I get it`s a joke. A poor one, but still.
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Male 2,796
"too simplified... we`re a little more complex than this."

True... I am an Alpha plus in every way except I love MMO`s and I spend a lot of time online.
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Male 12,138
I`d claim alpha plus, but I don`t think I`m allowed to be on IAB and claim that.
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Male 2,004
? i guess i`m beta plus, but i don`t know, i spend a lot of time around alpha minuses infact i`m freinds with some of them.

@mitha: you mean beta minus, since it`s between beta plus and omega
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Male 7,378
I`m thinking an alpha+ trapped on an omega body wrote this.
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Male 339
oddly, im a pretty 50/50cross between alphaplus and omega... not sure how that works... but, i can only assume that due to the sheer inaccuracy of this post...

@taylor stone: looks like were in the same boat.. i can only assume a good chunk of the IAB regulars are also in this cross category
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Male 1,593
I`m a Gamma plus. :p
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Male 2,688
Hmm... I have the attitude, love life, and personal style of the Alpha +, and the lifestyle and social life (meaning I tend have a lot of friends who are in the same levels as me) of the Omega... So where does that put me?
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Male 1,219
Somewhere between B- and B+
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Male 302
Sounds like fancylad`s a /b/rother.

That being said, this chart is far from all inclusive. I`d say I`ve got B+ intelligence with A- drive... except that I`m monogamous... and am on my way to having A+ business savvy.
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Male 257
Wow, this hierarchy is SERIOUSLY messed up. the "A+" category should be christians with ONE partner, faithfully serving the Lord, though yeah, this is an AMERICAN hierarchy, one that my type doesn`t fit in to.
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Female 463
I thought this was funny, and though I`m not a dude, I`d say that this is a pretty simplified but accurate description of the male social ladder.
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Male 975
Depending on where I`m at I can switch between the Alpha - and the Beta +
This is kind of tough though
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Male 87
Well this is just a huge crock of poo
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Male 541
I`d give myself a B+.
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Male 118
too simplified... we`re a little more complex than this.
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Male 3,482
I`d say I`m a Beta+ who`s retained some of his past Omega traits.

I`m still an anime and tech geek, but I have a fairly healthy social life (especially compared to my past).

I`ve been called the social chameleon. I can either blend in, stand out, or just disappear whenever I want to, wherever I want to.
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Male 15,510
So typical American
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Male 269
Who writes something like this? Some pseudo-scientific wannabe? Or is this based on more research than a fun party coupled with some hours of myspace browsing?


Now for the surprise:
If i had to, i would categorize myself somewhere between omega and beta+. And despite being at the bottom of some strange social rankings, i don`t really care.
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Male 224
Hmmm...I`m not sure but I do think its pretty accurate. Thanks to this social ladder I`m going to start working my way to alpha plus immediately seeing as how I`d consider myself looking like with the intellect of an alpha plus but the social performance of a beta plus...if not worse. I`ve got a terrible anti-social personality.
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Male 346
b+ maybe? idk
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Male 566
beta plus :(
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Male 336
Beta Plus, but I have no sexual interest whatsoever. So I`ll be a Sigma, that`s a badass greek letter.
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Male 147
wow,thats deep shie, id say in a B+ with omega traits (iab chat...)
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Male 1,596
alpha plusses are also probably most likely to be narcissistic sociopaths
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Male 40,259
The best part of this post was the Butterfinger ad running on the side. With Adam West, Eric Estrada, Lou Farigno and some chick. I thought it was funny.

oh, but this post was dull.
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Male 21,023
Link: Male Social Rankings: Which One Are You? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Lot`s of truth here, guys--where do you rank on the social totem pole?
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