Lost In Creepy Asian Translation [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

There are so many things wrong with this shirt--pedophilia is just the tip of the mushroom cap.
There are 34 comments:
Male 266
Engrish is no longer shocking. It has its own website, for Christ`s sake.
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Male 6,693
Wow.
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Male 230
The guy that translated this did not mistranslate it he was just tripping on some shrooms when he did it.
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Female 154
@Angilion

Don`t bring the Canadians into your weirdness. That`s not the way it is over here. ^^ Haha
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Female 316
Oh wow.
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Female 463
This shirt is confusing...and wrong on so many levels...
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Female 3,828
angillion- Nope.up here fanny means ass, just like in the states.
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Male 12,138
[quote]An American I know a little once told some other people that she`d been riding all day and her fanny was sore.[/quote]
Epic.
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Male 12,365
[quote]It`s worse if you`re British. Apparently across the pond, "fanny" means "vagina".[/quote]

Yes, it does. Either that or a woman`s genitals in general - slang generally doesn`t distinguish between the two. Maybe not just across the pond - I think it has the same meaning in Canada.

An American I know a little once told some other people that she`d been riding all day and her fanny was sore. Perfectly reasonable American English statement after spending all day on horseback...but the other people weren`t from the USA.
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Male 582
WHAT?! You have never to know of it. And then we shall banish this of you to the land of ancestors and ghosts. Cant you see I`m serious! Ha HA ! Now your brave thoughts will be like birds that scatter at loud and sudden noise.
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Female 876
i thought it`s about shrooms
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Male 12,138
Indeed, a fanny in the UK is (quite polite) slang for a vagina. I remember well being in an auditorium in Disneyworld waiting for the show to start, when one of the Disney staff members made an announcement that someone in the previous audience had left something behind... he asked us all to check under our seats for a purple fanny pack. Much snickering was to be heard amongst the sizable British contingent in the theatre...

Ah yes, adventures in mistranslation. Closest I ever came to being murdered (bearing in mind I grew up in Belfast, Northern Ireland) was in a sports bar in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Forgetting where I was for a second, I asked a burly trucker at the bar if there was "any chance I could bum a fag"... But that`s another story.
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Male 250
haha i want that shirt
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Female 143
@Batmanners

Not sure about Australia, but that`s what it means in Britain. Leads to much hilarity, it does.
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Male 224
Thats the reason I say hello to mushrooms...always looking for happiness.
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Male 258
I`d buy it in a heartbeat
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Male 703
Odd that every other Asian-related post is titled "Crazy/Creepy Japanese (noun)", but this one, which is priced in Jpaanese Yen, is "Creepy Asian". Not that it affects me at all, just an observation, after that guy ranting about all Asians being Japanese.
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Female 354
Hello the Mushroom! :D
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Male 4,004
You know, baby`s fanny may sound cute... A baby`s bum ha-ha.

But I`m fairly sure in Australia a fanny is a C-U-Next-Time...
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Female 32
is that like, Snufkin from the Moomins? Dear lord, this really worries me.
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Female 1,677
Well that`s not *that* odd. Plenty of people look to mushrooms to find happiness... heehee.
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Female 2,352
Cute English fail. :3
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Female 2,120
Hello the mushroom!
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Female 5,222
XD
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Male 4,680
@videogamer- I can confirm that.
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Male 25,416
o very inappropriate!
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Male 81
this is very common in japan. not too big of a deal
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Male 1,526
Sometimes you might find happiness by saying hello to mushrooms. there are tho sometimes when you find sadness. then it`s goodbye mushroom and trying to find happiness again. life.
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Male 704
@Videogamer No apparently about it, thats what it means.
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Male 1,378
I`d buy it
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Male 657
I am also looking for the happiness.
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Male 3,014
It`s worse if you`re British. Apparently across the pond, "fanny" means "vagina".
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Female 737
Pretty sure I would wear this :P
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Male 21,006
Link: Lost In Creepy Asian Translation [Pic] [Rate Link] - There are so many things wrong with this shirt--pedophilia is just the tip of the mushroom cap.
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