Lost Cat Has Message For Its Finder [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

There"s a $300 reward, but we have a feeling that note from Amber the pussy cat is fake.
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Male 81
$300 for pussy? ya, that`s just about right...
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Male 1,370
Amber is just pulling a publicity stunt.
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Female 149
crazy cat lady lol.
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Male 1,043
How you know when someone lost his life to icanhascheezburger.
Now that I dislike cats!
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Male 68
@kilroy5555:
That`s an [quote]awesome[/quote] song ;)
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Female 1,593
Poor Amber, I hope she returns home soon. <3
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Male 496
The cat not only talks but can write too? WITCHCRAFT I SAY!
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Male 794
i am not calling anyone, this is like to catch a predator i know it.........everyone knows cats can spell just fine
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Female 193
@pmarren
Utility pole = not big enough to fit an entire piece of paper without wrapping it around
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Male 4,593
And you cat owners think you are somehow well-adjusted?

That is pure psycho, and even if I wasn`t planning on finding the cat in the first place, after reading that I`d have made it a point to hunt the goddam thing down, kill it, and then give Natascha a call to tell her she can find her filthy cat, nailed like Jesus to the very utility pole on which this note is posted.

Cats = Suck
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Male 255
If Amber is lost, how can there be a note from her? Maybe it`s a trap.
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Male 1,067
I`m pretty sure cats are illiterate - not really big baby talkers.
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Male 593
If she wanted to see how cats talk, she should have consulted LOLcats.
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Male 12
Lies.
Cats don`t talk like that.
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Male 741
Margot138 meant assh0le, and I agree. total as$hat
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Female 322
You`re an non-nice individual MauserTM
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Female 1,515
How`d the cat write that if the cat is "lost?" I sense a conspiracy....
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Male 285
Dude whatever, that cat didn`t write that.
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Male 1,222
Id kill the cat and give it to her see if she pays me the 300 bucks
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Male 469
So can amber read the note from the owner?
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Male 96
run kitty run!!! i would run away from nut jobs like that
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Female 463
That. Was dumb.
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Female 535
Something tells me this cat didn`t pass the first grade.
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Male 32
No wonder that damned cat ran away, poo.
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Male 97
i hope they find her
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Male 325
Big, shy pus.sy.
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Female 2,352
God I hate pussies who do that baby talk sh*t.
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Male 500
and?
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Male 312
"maybe the cat would be better in the wild. lol."

No poo Sherlock
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Male 163
Wow the cat is Jamaican?
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Male 107
maybe the cat would be better in the wild. lol.
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Male 10,855
Dumb455.
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Female 965
LMFAO @BigWaFuu
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Male 1,162
o. mah. gawd. the high lariteh
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Male 716
Touching on the subject of cats I have a plausable theory for you. Pmarren was viciously raped by a cat when he was a little boy. Scratch that, true story.
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Male 914
i`m calling right now
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Female 3,696
@IRockYeah

Don`t worry, only pmarren will be calling her to make fun of her for thinking her cat likes her =P
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Female 2,120
Meoooooooooooooow.
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Male 49
oh man, it would be a shame if she got called by a chinese take out place.... "we may have found your cat.... the soup will be ready in 15 minutes, you come now? bring 300 dollar?"

oh wait....
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Female 3,726
I see why the cat left home!
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Male 2,619
yeah, nice on IAB, leaving her number on display. Now all the cranks on here will be phoning the poor girl up.
Way. To. go

NOT
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Male 2,441
No wonder she ran!
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Female 1,798
@ ledouxrt:

I was thinking the same thing...any person who talks like this to/for a cat needs to just disappear. it`s not cute or funny, it`s obnoxious.
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Male 541
meoooooooooooooooooooooooooow
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Male 321
I think I know the reason Amber decided to run away...
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Female 58
@mac_n_cheese
I`m using chrome and still getting the HORRIBLY annoying talkin ads
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Male 39,948
serial killers get instructions to kill from a neighbors dog.... so what does that say about cat owners " I can has cheezbuger now" ..... ewww
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Male 505
@ElDavo

And i`ve seen countless dog owners parade their pet pooches in jumpers, bows, dyed fur, carried around in purses, let their dog poo on the pavement and not clear it up. Yet i don`t blame all dog owners. Try not being prejudiced, you might like it.
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Male 185
I don`t think this is worth 300 crazyland dollars.
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Female 347
I can`t see $300 for a gold cat, let alone an Amber cat.

Get it?

Anyways - the adverts talk to you? I suppose I`d know that if I had sound.
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Male 147
"Oh my god get rid of those goddamn fecking adverts at the side that talk at you as soon as you load the page... PLEASE..."

use google chrome, its got an amazing ad-blocker
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Male 2,148
This is precisely the reason I hate cat owners. Not how much they love their pet, the "note from Amber" bullpoo at the end.
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Male 306
Holy poo 300 bucks for a bloody pussy cat ? I can give you a cat for 10 bucks if needed :D
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Female 190
Oh my god get rid of those goddamn fecking adverts at the side that talk at you as soon as you load the page... PLEASE...
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Male 30
First, I hate cats and cat owners (and I`m allergic)... but this was actually kind of touching. I hope they find their cat.
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Male 12,138
That cat`s not "Lost", it`s clearly made a break for freedom.
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Male 6,737
Wierd
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Female 172
wow.
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Female 839
no wonder she ran away
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Male 4,680
The final paragraph reminded me of Sylvester and Tweety.
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Male 2,424
I can haz freedom?
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Male 695
Try luring it with cheezburgers, I have a feeling she likes those
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Male 6,693
maybe the cat doesn`t want to go home.
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Male 2,548
PPS Disreegardz my fore-mer message. I ab bery happy wit my new ownerz who lets me haz cheezburgerz eberyday
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Female 1,006
That`s lolcat speak fail...
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Male 22
wow thats..........wow depressing
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Male 206
I don`t understand how the cat could write the note if she is the one clearly lost. That doesn`t make any sence. If the owner has the cats note, then obviously she would know where Amber is--just doesn`t add up.
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Male 541
That`s kind of creepy...
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Male 368
but the note from Amber sounds exactly like what I would think a cat would type...
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Male 41
I wonder if the Fwesh Bwead chick owns this cat?
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Female 533
....cat owners are freaks
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Male 20,917
Link: Lost Cat Has Message For Its Finder [Pic] [Rate Link] - There`s a $300 reward, but we have a feeling that note from Amber the pussy cat is fake.
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