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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 9:54 am
    Link: Life`s Little Instructions - What do you say we all make a pact to throw out religion and just follow these rules?
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    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:14 am
    If only life were that simple....I think I`m just going to go pull the trigger now.
  3. Profile photo of RTG60
    RTG60 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:14 am
    hear hear!
  4. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:15 am
    Never refuse homemade brownies? Especially the "special" ones from that hippy guy down the street!
  5. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:17 am
    This was sweet. <3
  6. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:20 am
    My life comes with no instructions!

    BTW Fancy, this is like something my Grandma would post on facebook.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:21 am
    Okay. So I can remember to do all these, OR....

    "Do unto others, as you would have them do unto you".

    Religion is easier.
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    MoosieMoose Male 18-29
    3 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:24 am
    I actually have this hanging up in my house XD
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    lainarae Female 18-29
    21 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:25 am
    Feeding a strangers expired parking meter is illegal. You would be "Interfering with the collection of city revenue."
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:25 am
    Cute. I don`t know about the waving to kids on the bus, though. If you`re driving a van and not wearing pants, that would be a bad idea.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:30 am
    now i feel bad
  12. Profile photo of Buck176
    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:31 am
    Instead of always leave the toilet seat down, how about learn how to operate the toilet seat? If it is up and you need it down, it doesn`t exactly take a rocket scientist to figure out what to do.
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    Maps Male 18-29
    51 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:32 am
    IAB is so anti-religion it is disgusting. I am an atheist but come on... throw out religion and replace it with something that literally hung in my high school history teacher`s room? Kitsch
  14. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:32 am
    I have a dog.
  15. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:33 am
    Have a dog? No thanks.
  16. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:37 am
    "Religion is easier."

    No, actually THIS is easier, far less complicated, I`m certain.
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    canusuck Male 30-39
    777 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:39 am
    "Religion is easier."

    Wow, that takes the cake for stupidity....
  18. Profile photo of HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Male 18-29
    363 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:50 am
    f**k you IAB for being so biased on religion. Why dont you just shut up about it? There are people of both sentiments, religious and atheist, on here.
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:51 am
    Most of these could have been replaced with just "Be nice".
  20. Profile photo of martinikene
    martinikene Male 18-29
    306 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:54 am
    Okay.
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    basherrr Male 18-29
    242 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:02 am
    This is on my grandma`s counter. Has been for years. Way to be hip and fresh, IAB.
    EPIC WIN!
  22. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:03 am
    Hunter, when you and others stop reacting to it, people will stop making fun of it. It`s the whole "Poke it and see what happens" formula.

    *poke*
    *reaction*
    *entertainment*
    *repeat*
  23. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:03 am
    HunterKiller,
    AGREED! This post would have been a lot better (although still cheesy as all hell) without that little anti-religion blurb.
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    wickedsngr Female 18-29
    457 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:04 am
    I would agree with these, except for the Marry Only for Love one. Yes, you have to love the other person, but there are A LOT of other very important factors besides love that have to enter into a relationship before marriage.
  25. Profile photo of book21
    book21 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:07 am
    okay
  26. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:08 am
    if everybody had a dog the streets would be full of poo!
    drat that instruction!
  27. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:10 am
    Never refuse home made brownies...?
  28. Profile photo of Earl_Grey
    Earl_Grey Female 18-29
    131 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:13 am
    how bout you replace "have a dog" with "cherish your pet(s)"? That way everyone can do it, since not all people can have dogs, regardless of whether they are a dog person or not.
    Or! How bout just "treat all animals with kindness and respect"?
  29. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:16 am
    "wave at kids on the school bus"
    hahah. expect them to:
    A. stick their tongue out at you/make an ugly face
    B. give you the finger
  30. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:18 am
    Here Here !
  31. Profile photo of apermal
    apermal Male 18-29
    322 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:18 am
    Written by a woman. How else would `leave the toilet seat down` get there. That, or a husband who`s been owned.
  32. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:21 am
    i read the first three
  33. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:23 am
    ....on how to be a douche.
  34. Profile photo of bleong
    bleong Male 30-39
    99 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:33 am
    Throw out religion, then do exactly what the bible says.... interesting.

    I suppose all those cheesy lines boil down to: love others in many ways, love yourself. enjoy life and people allergic to dogs have no part in our utopia.

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    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:39 am
    throw out religion? but then how will we start pointless wars?
  36. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:40 am
    Life`s little mindless platitudes.
  37. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:41 am
    Is this like..written by a woman?

    From the toilet seat to the `plant a flower` nonsense.

    Good god.
  38. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:42 am
    i thought this was cute :)
  39. Profile photo of gary8162
    gary8162 Male 40-49
    933 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:53 am
    ...and that kiddies is how you too can be pussy-whipped.
  40. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:57 am
    Why not just say try to be happy and try to make others happy? It would`ve saved about two minutes of my life.
  41. Profile photo of BigPappa
    BigPappa Male 40-49
    163 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    it`s illegal to feed a stranger`s parking meter.
    You want me to break the law?
  42. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    This was DEFINITELY written by a woman for men. Kinda biased, but cute nonetheless:)
  43. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    "Keep it simple"

    This should have followed that rule
  44. Profile photo of HamilTaco
    HamilTaco Male 18-29
    178 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    if only...
  45. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    I hate sh*t like that.
  46. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    "What do you say we all make a pact to throw out religion and just follow these rules?" No.
  47. Profile photo of Webz
    Webz Male 18-29
    542 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    "What do you say we all make a pact to throw out religion..."

    Welcome to I-Am-Bored.

    Many people consider us to be a predominantly liberal website, and that being the case, we follow the liberal code very closely. We support the freedom to be what you want, think what you want, do what you want and believe what you want. We try our best to keep an open mind and accept all people for who they are and whichever moral code they choose to follow. As liberals, we believe in a positive society, a friendly society, one where no one feels discriminated against or abused for their own personal outlook on life. Whoever you are, you`ll find solace in the company of us friendly IABers.

    Unless you`re religious of course. If you`re stupid enough to believe in some "sky-wizard" from a children`s fairy-tale then we`d prefer you get the hell out of here because we don`t want you corrupting our open-mindedness and acceptance towards all people and all that
  48. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    @Webz

    I`d sign that petition...but we all know the handful of users that are going to see that and tear it apart. One of whom is a grown man who`ll add "LOLZ!" to the end of his post.


    *grabs cigar, torch, cutter....sits back and waits*
  49. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    "treet everyone you meet like you want to be
    treated"

    i`d need a LOT of mouth wash for that...
  50. Profile photo of Murcu
    Murcu Male 18-29
    84 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
  51. Profile photo of Webz
    Webz Male 18-29
    542 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    Damn your faulty character limit, IAB.

    There should be a...

    "/HYPOCRISY"

    at the end of that comment.
  52. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    "we follow the liberal code very closely. We support the freedom to be what you want, think what you want, do what you want and believe what you want. We try our best to keep an open mind and accept all people for who they are and whichever moral code they choose to follow."

    Are you serious with that sheet man?

    I don`t even have the strength.
  53. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    SORRY WEBZ!
  54. Profile photo of flyingpie
    flyingpie Male 13-17
    472 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    a woman definitely wrote this because of the toilet seat rule
  55. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    I think i do almost all of these things, honest to god. But it has inspired me to feed strangers parking meters, though. never thought of that one :) I dont have any good silver though. But i get the point of that one
  56. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    wooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww
  57. Profile photo of Emirox
    Emirox Female 13-17
    112 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    call your mother X)
  58. Profile photo of MensRea
    MensRea Male 18-29
    54 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    toilet seats up! you lazy woman.
  59. Profile photo of cregil
    cregil Male 50-59
    12 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    Why not throw out religion? Because religion and rules are not the same thing-- except for post-modern version of religion which is no religion at all-- not only does it ignore, but it denies the existence of the soul.
  60. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    That poster is in my laundry room.....thank you, mother....
  61. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    I lost interest half way though.
  62. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    "Written by a woman. How else would `leave the toilet seat down` get there. That, or a husband who`s been owned."

    It keeps the dog you just bought from drinking out of it.
  63. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    I will do like, three of these a year.
  64. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    I know you people are lying.
    I`ll save you all a seat in Hell.
  65. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    Why are men expected to leave the seat down? What is the difference between women having to put the seat down and us having to lift it up? As the joke goes "Gravity is on your side girls!"
  66. Profile photo of janeenie
    janeenie Female 18-29
    123 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    my mom has this picture
  67. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    yawn
  68. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    These are really good, and for someone who has had difficulties in knowing how to interact and what to do in social situations, some of these were gold. Then, not now, I`ve learned over time. Duh.

    But I doubt I`ll get a dog.
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    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1255 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    "Learn three clean jokes"

    Yeah right, IAB.
  70. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    Too many rules
  71. Profile photo of mathgirl12
    mathgirl12 Female 13-17
    117 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    my aunt has this in either her hallway or bathroom.
  72. Profile photo of JeffBeau
    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    Look`s like a compilation from "Life`s Little Instruction Book", ca. 1990.

    Let`s see, do unto others, don`t steal, be positive, be humble, honor your parents, be thankful. Add to that don`t kill, lie, be jealous, or cheat and you essentially have the basic moral code of pretty much every religion.
  73. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    "Hide yo kids, hide yo wife"
  74. Profile photo of denyel
    denyel Female 18-29
    8 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    we had this up in the band room in high school and i`ve followed them ever since 7th grade. :) i`ve also ruled out religion.
  75. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31789 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    #2 is, in fact, "the golden rule" from the old testament, eh?
  76. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    If I sang in a choir, it would be a bad thing for other people. Especially for anyone in the choir who could actually sing.

    Wave at children on school buses? Not a good idea for a man nowadays.

    Leave the toilet seat down? If you always put yourself out for other people because you`re told to, that`s not being nice. That`s being a doormat. Doormats don`t get equal relationships.

    Say "please" a lot? It`s just a noise. It has nothing at all to do with politeness, although it does help with people who are too stupid to understand what politeness is.

    Life`s little instructions? More like random rubbish mixed with trite sentiment splattered over "be nice".
  77. Profile photo of kylegritchie
    kylegritchie Male 18-29
    20 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    @5cats hahaha finaly thats dirty old book got something right just because they something sorta like the # 2 rule doesnt mean its good.. also the caption means no dogma just live life by these rules and you will be a good person not live life by these rules or you will burn for eternity in hell lol just A LIL FOOD FOR THOUGH
  78. Profile photo of KucheKlizma
    KucheKlizma Male 18-29
    193 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    These rules are just silly. Following them would make you suicide at some point.
  79. Profile photo of raggz2009
    raggz2009 Female 18-29
    63 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    @Angilion
    What`s the problem with putting the toilet seat down? It`s just a courtesy. Not all of us are built to use it standing up, you know.
  80. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    Nothing about cats.
  81. Profile photo of GreyYes
    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    This sounds like what a serial killers life is like...
  82. Profile photo of Holly69
    Holly69 Female 18-29
    250 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    it reminds me of the sunscreen song
  83. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    I thought it was good advises.
  84. Profile photo of iambluebeard
    iambluebeard Male 30-39
    338 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    they want me to read all of that???
  85. Profile photo of stupete
    stupete Male 18-29
    12 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    tl;dr
  86. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    Obviously written by a Christian woman. Most of these ae way to specific to appy to the majority of people.
  87. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    Some of those were strange and a bit too specific/bias. "Get a dog". Why just a dog? Should have said "pet". "Sing in a choir", how many people actually do that? "Floss your teeth", will that really give you a better life? See, strange things...
  88. Profile photo of darkevilsin
    darkevilsin Male 13-17
    343 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    FITTER. HAPPIER. MORE PRODUCTIVE.
  89. Profile photo of TheTrees
    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    It`s the POWER OF LOVE! Oh Hewie Lewis...
  90. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    "Wave at kids on school buses..."

    "OMG! That weird man in the hybrid is out there waving at us again!"
    "Yeah! That creepy bastard buys lemonade from me every time I`m selling..."
    "Isn`t he that guy that has so many trees and keeps plant one every year?"
    "That bastard is weird! He tried to buy one of my puppies..."
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    Stormydreams Female 18-29
    160 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    "Never refuse homemade brownies"

    ..in the right situation, is that an order to get high?
  92. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:15 pm
    It sounds corny, but these seem like pretty good suggestions.

    @SlothOfDoom: Do you have to be Christian to be positive and caring towards others? I`m agnostic, and I didn`t see anything on the list that I wouldn`t do because of it.
  93. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:36 pm
    `leave the toilet seat down`

    written by a woman, why would a man create extra work by forcing himself to move the seat up then back down when he`s done, just so he can move it up and back down the next time?
  94. Profile photo of ShadowDD13
    ShadowDD13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 12:06 am
    lol well i dont agree with all of these... but i can definitely like throwing out religion, just causes war and makes religious nutjobs
  95. Profile photo of Valex_Shade
    Valex_Shade Male 18-29
    76 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 12:54 am
    i have this book haha
  96. Profile photo of elbat
    elbat Female 18-29
    188 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 12:55 am
    Some are nice but some can make you look like that person who is perfect but you hate him because you think he has dark secrets.
  97. Profile photo of plahblah
    plahblah Female 18-29
    151 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 12:58 am
    I hate stupid crap like this. I couldn`t even finish reading this out of disgust.
  98. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 1:17 am
    `Leave a toilet seat in the down position.`

    No.

  99. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 1:31 am
    i could tell from the first instruction this would be retarded
  100. Profile photo of english_gent
    english_gent Male 40-49
    1 post
    August 28, 2010 at 2:54 am
    America you are so cynical, we still love you. xxx
  101. Profile photo of SaltyNuggets
    SaltyNuggets Male 18-29
    38 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 3:03 am
    I got bored after i read the first two.
  102. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 3:18 am
    I really recommend reading this whilst listening to the song "Swansea" by Bombay Bicycle Club.
  103. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 4:10 am
    This reminds me of the Radiohead song `fitter happier`.
  104. Profile photo of kikilalaz
    kikilalaz Male 18-29
    52 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 5:31 am
    Obviously he/she is a dog person...
  105. Profile photo of 1097
    1097 Female 50-59
    19 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 5:35 am
    SaltyNuggets and phoneybone haven`t lived long or much. Hope they get a little farther down that road - maybe.
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    mayasplee1 Female 13-17
    64 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 6:55 am
    I don`t think I want to buy what kids sell on card tables these days...especially around my neighborhood
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    screwboredom Male 13-17
    31 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 7:34 am
    @mal BB I was listening to that lol
  108. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 7:48 am
    so you can ONLY over tip your breakfast waitress? I never go out for breakfast anyways...so I guess nobody else should be over tipped.
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    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 7:51 am
    Oh...and about the toilet seats...I love to let it slam down so it makes a loud noise and scares everybody! I do it every time. All the guys eventually learned to put them back down. Haha!
  110. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 9:38 am
    `Drink champaign for no reason` i have no reason now...
  111. Profile photo of ifeelfine
    ifeelfine Female 18-29
    149 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 9:42 am
    *smile* *saves*
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 11:41 am
    you lost me at floss everday....
  113. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    @Angilion
    What`s the problem with putting the toilet seat down? It`s just a courtesy. Not all of us are built to use it standing up, you know.

    Not all of us are built to use it sitting down, you know.

    But that`s not the main point and I didn`t say there was anything wrong with putting it down.

    You didn`t read what I wrote, so why should I spend any time answering your question now when it`s likely that you wouldn`t read the answer anyway?

    If you give me some indication that you`d read my answer, I`ll write it.
  114. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    written by a woman, why would a man create extra work by forcing himself to move the seat up then back down when he`s done, just so he can move it up and back down the next time?

    To serve his mistress, of course. It is his place. That`s what the *requirement* for him to put it down is for - to reinforce an expectation of entitlement on her part.

    I leave the seat and lid down because the physics is simple. If you flush with the lid up, your bathroom gets sprayed with a fine mist of the contents of the toilet when you flushed. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Water down, water up.

    Yum, splattered toothbrushes.

    It`s not as though moving the toilet seat is difficult for most people. It`s not at all believable when so many women claim it`s such a big deal - the only plausible explanation is a psychological one.
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    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    Haha this was ok until "And sign them, someone who thinks you`re terrific." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
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    Toider Male 18-29
    452 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    Sounds a lot like the old, "All I Need to Know About Life I Learned From (Blank)" posters of the late 90`s. Those were stupid then and this is stupid now.
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    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    No drating way I`m waking up for a sunset.
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    alley228 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 1:37 am
    what if... youre tonedeaf|youre sado-masochtic|youre blind|theres no women around|theyre laced|youre in jail|youre born in winter|youre humorless|the vehicles stolen|you suck at compliments|its a stalker|its poo|youre a surgeon|youre a vegetable|youre a chronic pessimist|youre toothless|youre a prostitute|they ran you over|its lunch time|youre being robbed|youre asked if you want to be beaten|the positive ones are lepers|its drugs|youre an amputee|youre friendless|youre god|youre carless|the OTHER persons an amputee|youre illiterate|THEYRE blind|youre a rapist|youre a hobo|the person dies|youre a recluse|you saw a crime|youre mute|youre in a desert|youre allergic|youre on fire|its their fault|youre falsely accused |theyre brats|youre kavorkian|its a burgler|youre a judge|youre underage|its an explative|youre a neurosurgeon|youre obama|your gf just put on makeup|that promise is to kill someone|youre traditional Indian?|they stole your man/girl?|youre atheist|youre an orphan

    MIN
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4756 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 7:25 am
    To Angilion,
    It`s not difficult at all to move the toilet seat. What appears to be difficult, to the point of near impossibility for some, is checking to see if it`s up or down before sitting! That`s why it`s our fault when their asses get wet.
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    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 10:41 am
    @boredfjord-that was the only thing that stuck out to me too. Just not worth waking up for lol
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    izzylyn Female 13-17
    80 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 10:59 am
    Why would you wake up for the sunset? wouldnt you wake up for the sunrise? :/
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    get2chopper Male 18-29
    18 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    I would put jumper cables in my trunk, but it is currently packed full...
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:10 am
    I needed this...
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    Rudy-Duh Female 18-29
    40 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:52 am
    this is the recipe for greatness..
    as ii read this ii noticed ii do a lot of this stuff..
    it makes me feel lyk a better person knowing ii do more than less
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    throw out religion and follow this, huh? what about the line that says to sing in a choir?

    although i do wish we could throw out religion...
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    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    What a lovely thought.
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    Moosh Female 18-29
    196 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 11:30 pm
    I`m allergic to dogs, jerkoff
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    izziMARIE Female 18-29
    67 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 11:20 pm
    My mom have a framed poster of this in our back room..been there for years.
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    Viggsy Male 13-17
    180 posts
    September 18, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    Several of these require money I don`t have. I`d rather spend (my) money keeping my lights on, then paying a stranger for something he/she might not even notice or be thankful for.

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