Lady Farts In Yoga Class

Submitted by: madest 6 years ago in Funny

Everything you need to know is in the title.
There are 65 comments:
Female 3,598
ROFLTAO... not me but them.
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Female 51
Uh yeah, I am going to have to agree. That was no fart. Seemed more like a queef, which isn`t unusual for a woman to do when she`s stretching.
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Female 204
I call fake!! Black people don`t do yoga.
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Male 240
Umm. That was NO fart.
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Male 148
wow, i could actually smell it :/
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Female 3,828
thats actually one of the positions you are suppose to do to relieve gas- no wonder lol.

this cracked me up, awesome stuff :-)
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Female 3,696
I just read in Cosmo that if you have bad gas or stomach pains, go into the bathroom, basically curl onto the floor like that and rock to help you pass the gas. Haha, she probably feels great right now!
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Male 725
Lol, I saw this on DubCC not too long ago.
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Female 320
Black people are unstable. The more you know!
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Female 251
...when you`re exercising like that with your legs all over the place, theres no wonder she got all that air in her vagina.
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Female 388
They fell at the exact same time O_O
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Male 246
Smells like teen spirit...

Wait, that`s not Ioga.
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Female 151
haha....that was nice. And the best thing was that she laughed it off..some other girl would have started crying. you go girly ! :)
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Male 4,594
Smelt like fried chicken.
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Female 2,509
when did farting become a racial issue?

FTR I still giggle when someone farts unless its me, then I crack up with embarrassment.

for the South Park fans
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Female 12
that`s how i learned how to queef on command..haha
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Male 487
queef for sure
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Male 46
Mmmmm..MY BEEF STRONG!
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Male 876
At least it was a meaty one and had some flub to it, I mean that`s something to be proud of I suppose.
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Male 193
Queef.
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Male 707
i don`t think that fart came from her schwadoodle sounded more like it came from her shneeble..

anyroad, why does the black girls fall to their right after they have heard a fart?
is it the same as the ants fall to their right if they`re drunk?
after drinking small bottles of what you might ask. well i just don`t know.
but here`s another interesting question:
did black people evolve from ants?
the answer is no.. of course not.. don`t be silly.
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Male 1,505
"Unless she`s getting her ass obliterated around the clock..then maybe that was a fart."

LMFAO
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Male 737
I hate to say it, but this is soooooooooo old
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Female 347
Black girls find farting funnier than white girls... enough to rofl.
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Male 6,694
Oops. Beans beans good for the heart.
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Male 440
Never too old to laugh at farts!
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Female 240
Defs a queef
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Male 741
clp....everybody likes their own brand.
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Male 2,332
KrackerJack....wtf :p
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Female 15,763
Yes, I am 19. Yes, I still laugh at farts.

Heartily.
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Male 9
I sort of have an opinion about this. Sometimes women fart but SOMETIMES there vaginas fart and that`s called queefing and I find that humorous.
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Female 126
Well, I`d like to have said it was a fart, but she bent forward while laughing.

If she`s into yoga and eating healthy and what not, those vitamins and herbs give you the raunchiest farts. She wouldn`t be bending over and inhaling with her mouth wide open if it was a fart.
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Male 17,512
Poll so far 12 voting for Queef - 4 for Fart.

This includes madest`s orginal description (a fart) and my vote as well (a queef).
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Female 463
@idiotfilter-lol I noticed that too. Kinda creepy ^_^
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Male 975
That was definitely a queef. I have 0 doubts. With that kind of positioning and that sound...c`mon.
Unless she`s getting her ass obliterated around the clock..then maybe that was a fart.
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Female 444
http://www.i-am-bored.com /bored_link.cfm?link_id=19199

Yep it`s a double....
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Male 152
O_o
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Female 803
definitely a queef. i`m guessing you`ve never heard one or you would know this. also, reference the south park episode.
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Male 3,915
it must be a black person thing to obnoxiously laugh and roll to the right...
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Male 271
I find it really funny how 2 of them fall over at the exact same time
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Female 112
if it was a queef, the video would have instantly burst into flames.
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Female 2,289
that was a fart. not a queef.

queefing is not that loud, and does not last that long.

...or maybe it does. i`m just guessing. i`ve never had a queef... or if i did, i never noticed it.
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Female 42
I`m pretty sure that was a quiff. That position she was in tends to result in what my guy friends call "coochi farts."
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Female 91
That is old, and that was not a fart.
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Male 12,138
Crakr, I vote queef!
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Male 17,512
Let`s do a poll, How many people thought it was a queef and how many thought it was a fart ?
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Male 7,611
the two black girls fall over laughing while the two white girls sat there embarrassed as hell. thats the way it always seems to be.
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Female 1,604
how do you know it is a queef? you don`t know if it came out of her ass or vag.
anyway. I like how the 2 white girls didn`t really laugh that much, I thought it was hilarious
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Male 293
OOOOOLLLLLLDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 839
fanny fart
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Male 975
QUEEF yuckkk!
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Male 38,468
would`a been funnier if you didn`t title it with the joke... no surprise
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Male 202
thats a queef, dumbass
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Female 531
that was definitely a queef.
>.< trust me
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Female 112
alol samidoll
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Male 695
That was NOT a fart! ;)
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Male 491
My wife says this is an interweb myth as women so not pass gas.
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Female 335
the white chicks were too scared to laugh.
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Male 4,807
That was juicy
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Male 40
I think it was a queef.
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Female 614
ew. she aired out her leotard afterwards, rolling towards the other women. lol.
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Male 123
Squelchy.
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Male 25,416
ha ha ha! yoga is about relaxation!
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Female 90
Yoga is supposed to make you feel airy, right?
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Male 7,378
Link: Lady Farts In Yoga Class [Rate Link] - Everything you need to know is in the title.
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