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Date: 08/27/10 08:05 AM

64 Responses to Ladies, Want To Get A Raise At Work? [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18850 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:10 am
    Link: Ladies, Want To Get A Raise At Work? - Well success starts with one of these...
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    greggpethers Male 18-29
    271 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:17 am
    or just wear a low cut top.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:18 am
    Do we really need this?
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    Oster Male 40-49
    104 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:20 am
    You can just tell when a men write ads for women.

    BTW is #5 compliments on a hardcore porn job?
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:21 am
    Outside of the obvious discussion points on this poster, I do want to say that in every performance review I`ve ever had, it`s always been the boss telling me what he/she has already decided in terms of my performance and/or raise.

    If you want a bigger raise, the time to point this stuff out to your boss is when he/she is preparing the review, NOT when he/she is giving it to you.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:23 am
    Woman: Boss, can I have a raise:

    Boss: Not if you haven`t douched!
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    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:24 am
    I wouldn`t use one of those, the other tips are good.
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    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:29 am
    I wonder if it works for guys, too.
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    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:31 am
    To summarise, don`t bother asking for a pay rise if your vadge stinks.
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    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:36 am
    The glass ceiling is made of stinky vayjays!
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    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:44 am
    "Great job on the XXX program! You make me look good."

    Anyone else see something weird here?
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    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:47 am
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:48 am
    Good luck with that!
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    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:52 am
    Does no one else realize Summer`s Eve makes more than just douches? Their feminine wash makes your entire body smell like a freshly cleaned cooch.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:53 am
    Mind your lady parts when asking for a raise.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:53 am
    Whoever thought up with this ad campaign failed badly, That this company approved it failed even worse.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:56 am
    AG: I guess this is how the dinobots were conceived ?
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:59 am
    "Can I have a..."
    "I know what you`re going to ask but you should first know that I can smell your crotch. Try again later and get out of my office."
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    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 9:07 am
    @CrakrJak
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36691 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 9:11 am
    To really impress your employer, a woman must be fresh "down there".

    Just ask Monica Lewinski.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 9:28 am
    Is that...is that an echo of the 1950`s I hear?

    It`s...it`s so faint...but I swear I can hear the swing music and kids saying "Gee, that`s swell".
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 9:35 am
    We`d love to give you the VP position, Jane, but...well, your vagina reeks. It`s just not going to work out.
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    x00sbsdb Male 40-49
    35 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 9:38 am
    Summers Eve make me feel fine like blowing through Jasmins in my mind.
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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 9:42 am
    "Great job on the XXX project! You made me look good."
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    SeaBassEX Male 30-39
    69 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:01 am
    Nothing like a squeaky clean wogan to inspire confidence.
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    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:02 am
    where is step 5: then bang ur boss and make sure he knows what it smells like!
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    alliZILLA Female 13-17
    24 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:04 am
    where is step 5: then bang ur boss and make sure he knows what it smells like!

    that`s what the XXX project was.
    Dur durrrr.
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    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:05 am
    "We`d love to give you the VP position, Jane, but...well, your vagina reeks. It`s just not going to work out."

    LMFAO!
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:33 am
    A clean and good smelling Vagina gives me a raise of a different kind.
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    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:55 am
    why does it seem like she`s trying to get a raise at a porn company?
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:34 am
    Getting a raise: it`s all about the douche.
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    nofatchicks Male 18-29
    257 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:51 am
    eh too long to read.
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    KidGixxer Male 30-39
    182 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    Nothing like douching before asking for a raise.

    or

    Nothing like a good douche to start the day.
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    wheresmyskul Male 40-49
    247 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    @RoboPatton: HAHAHAHA!!!!

    It`s funny because it`s true!
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    Shadowkin Male 40-49
    188 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    can`t wait for the toilet paper ads for buying a car and the razor ads for getting ready to sign loan docs
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    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    wtf number 5!?
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    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    its an add, like those walk on water shoes
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    ugh i hate these things. magazines are full of em
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    MensRea Male 18-29
    54 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    "Great job on the XXX project." what it all comes down to.
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    What the hell is that smell?
    I`m not giving you a raise, go f*ck yourself bitch.
    That`s what I imagine this being about.
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    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    Women with massive yeast infections get all the raises it would appear.
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    BigPappa Male 40-49
    163 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    Well, I was going to give you a raise and offer you a partnership, but....... YOUR PUSSY STINKS!!!
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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    "How to ask for a raise: Women: saunter in whith a tank top or revealing blouse, depending on job. Clasp hands in front of waist, straighten both arms and lean in if he (the boss) is being difficult.

    ^^

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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    "
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    If your boss has their face in your groin because you think it`s a good way to get a pay rise, you`re a prostitute. Be honest with yourself about it and don`t expect to get promoted to any other job.

    If they haven`t, this product is irrelevant.

    Come to think of it, this product is irrelevant anyway. A shower is all you need for personal hygeine. It`s irrelevant to sex, let alone a pay review.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    Yeah, this chick comes walking into my office for a raise. She`s been doing great for the past ten years, always on time, great to work with, and I would`ve given it to her if her pussy hadn`t smelled so bad.
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    Douche douche douche, douche or hurl, hurl, hurl, douche or hurl
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    kseniaclaire Female 18-29
    30 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    the "XXX" project
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    ubfwins Male 18-29
    95 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    And don`t forget to make sammiches for the whole office
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 9:11 pm
    "9) While you put all the rest of this prattle to work, go back to 1 then, just make sure you`re sitting far enough away for that "Basic Instinct" shot. That`ll setup just trying to give your boss some head which is what the extra SE is for: Just in case your boss is a woman..."
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    spultra13 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    Now with extra bacterial imbalance for a really nice yeast infection
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    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:44 pm
    i cant settle on one joke for this...just assume what i have to say is funny

    im getting sick and tired of the sexist jokes..grow up. its not drating hard to grow a brain and use it
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    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:00 pm
    #5 - what the hell?!
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    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 12:43 am
    @ubfwins
    She`s a woman, she should be doing that already... (no females should take offence to this, just a joke)
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    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 5:25 am
    "Great job on the XXX job, you made me look good"
    LMFAO, I rly cannot believe this ad...
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    TowerOfMagda Female 18-29
    93 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    @xxxveganxxx: not offended, but summers eve actually f*cks with the "good" bacteria in the vag and makes it smell worse once the scent has worn off. Gentle cleansing is more than enough.
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    sausage1 Male 13-17
    83 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    iab u owe me 2 minutes of my life
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    meetredmeat Female 18-29
    124 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 10:19 pm
    great job on the XXX project!
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    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 12:09 am
    Sausage, it really took you a whole 2 minutes to read this? Tell the truth: it took about a minute then you spent the rest of the time imagining what the doctor-lady would look like from "above".
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    batdyke Female 18-29
    149 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 4:07 am
    "Oh wow, Charlotte, that fresh scent- did you douche today???"
    "Why, yes, yes I did."
    "Guess whose getting that raise!"
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    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 10:34 am
    This. Was. So. Dumb. Good post there, IAB :)
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    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:36 am
    surely this is a joke?
    `great work on the XXX project! you made me look good!`
    oh dear :`)

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    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    LMAOROTF baddyke!
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