Ladies, Want To Get A Raise At Work? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Well success starts with one of these...
There are 64 comments:
Female 914
LMAOROTF baddyke!
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Female 688
surely this is a joke?
`great work on the XXX project! you made me look good!`
oh dear :`)

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Female 463
This. Was. So. Dumb. Good post there, IAB :)
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Female 149
"Oh wow, Charlotte, that fresh scent- did you douche today???"
"Why, yes, yes I did."
"Guess whose getting that raise!"
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Female 999
Sausage, it really took you a whole 2 minutes to read this? Tell the truth: it took about a minute then you spent the rest of the time imagining what the doctor-lady would look like from "above".
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Female 124
great job on the XXX project!
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Male 83
iab u owe me 2 minutes of my life
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Female 93
@xxxveganxxx: not offended, but summers eve actually f*cks with the "good" bacteria in the vag and makes it smell worse once the scent has worn off. Gentle cleansing is more than enough.
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Male 558
"Great job on the XXX job, you made me look good"
LMFAO, I rly cannot believe this ad...
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Male 383
@ubfwins
She`s a woman, she should be doing that already... (no females should take offence to this, just a joke)
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Male 312
#5 - what the hell?!
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Female 654
i cant settle on one joke for this...just assume what i have to say is funny

im getting sick and tired of the sexist jokes..grow up. its not drating hard to grow a brain and use it
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Male 174
Now with extra bacterial imbalance for a really nice yeast infection
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Male 5,624
"9) While you put all the rest of this prattle to work, go back to 1 then, just make sure you`re sitting far enough away for that "Basic Instinct" shot. That`ll setup just trying to give your boss some head which is what the extra SE is for: Just in case your boss is a woman..."
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Male 95
And don`t forget to make sammiches for the whole office
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Female 30
the "XXX" project
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Male 3,755
Douche douche douche, douche or hurl, hurl, hurl, douche or hurl
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Female 2,120
Yeah, this chick comes walking into my office for a raise. She`s been doing great for the past ten years, always on time, great to work with, and I would`ve given it to her if her pussy hadn`t smelled so bad.
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Male 12,365
If your boss has their face in your groin because you think it`s a good way to get a pay rise, you`re a prostitute. Be honest with yourself about it and don`t expect to get promoted to any other job.

If they haven`t, this product is irrelevant.

Come to think of it, this product is irrelevant anyway. A shower is all you need for personal hygeine. It`s irrelevant to sex, let alone a pay review.
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Male 2,552
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Male 2,552
"How to ask for a raise: Women: saunter in whith a tank top or revealing blouse, depending on job. Clasp hands in front of waist, straighten both arms and lean in if he (the boss) is being difficult.

^^

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Male 163
Well, I was going to give you a raise and offer you a partnership, but....... YOUR PUSSY STINKS!!!
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Male 440
Women with massive yeast infections get all the raises it would appear.
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Male 2,893
What the hell is that smell?
I`m not giving you a raise, go f*ck yourself bitch.
That`s what I imagine this being about.
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Male 54
"Great job on the XXX project." what it all comes down to.
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Female 3,828
ugh i hate these things. magazines are full of em
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Male 699
its an add, like those walk on water shoes
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Male 417
wtf number 5!?
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Male 188
can`t wait for the toilet paper ads for buying a car and the razor ads for getting ready to sign loan docs
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Male 247
@RoboPatton: HAHAHAHA!!!!

It`s funny because it`s true!
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Male 182
Nothing like douching before asking for a raise.

or

Nothing like a good douche to start the day.
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Male 257
eh too long to read.
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Male 3,894
Getting a raise: it`s all about the douche.
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Female 533
why does it seem like she`s trying to get a raise at a porn company?
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Male 2,424
A clean and good smelling Vagina gives me a raise of a different kind.
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Female 1,101
"We`d love to give you the VP position, Jane, but...well, your vagina reeks. It`s just not going to work out."

LMFAO!
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Female 24
where is step 5: then bang ur boss and make sure he knows what it smells like!

that`s what the XXX project was.
Dur durrrr.
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Male 606
where is step 5: then bang ur boss and make sure he knows what it smells like!
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Male 69
Nothing like a squeaky clean wogan to inspire confidence.
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Male 1,451
"Great job on the XXX project! You made me look good."
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Male 35
Summers Eve make me feel fine like blowing through Jasmins in my mind.
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Female 4,039
We`d love to give you the VP position, Jane, but...well, your vagina reeks. It`s just not going to work out.
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Male 9,305
Is that...is that an echo of the 1950`s I hear?

It`s...it`s so faint...but I swear I can hear the swing music and kids saying "Gee, that`s swell".
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Male 39,556
To really impress your employer, a woman must be fresh "down there".

Just ask Monica Lewinski.
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Male 893
@CrakrJak
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Male 1,312
"Can I have a..."
"I know what you`re going to ask but you should first know that I can smell your crotch. Try again later and get out of my office."
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Male 17,512
AG: I guess this is how the dinobots were conceived ?
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Male 17,512
Whoever thought up with this ad campaign failed badly, That this company approved it failed even worse.
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Male 6,694
Mind your lady parts when asking for a raise.
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Female 347
Does no one else realize Summer`s Eve makes more than just douches? Their feminine wash makes your entire body smell like a freshly cleaned cooch.
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Male 15,510
Good luck with that!
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Male 893
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Male 509
"Great job on the XXX program! You make me look good."

Anyone else see something weird here?
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Male 658
The glass ceiling is made of stinky vayjays!
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Female 839
To summarise, don`t bother asking for a pay rise if your vadge stinks.
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Male 758
I wonder if it works for guys, too.
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Female 1,623
I wouldn`t use one of those, the other tips are good.
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Male 10,338
Woman: Boss, can I have a raise:

Boss: Not if you haven`t douched!
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Male 3,327
Outside of the obvious discussion points on this poster, I do want to say that in every performance review I`ve ever had, it`s always been the boss telling me what he/she has already decided in terms of my performance and/or raise.

If you want a bigger raise, the time to point this stuff out to your boss is when he/she is preparing the review, NOT when he/she is giving it to you.
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Male 104
You can just tell when a men write ads for women.

BTW is #5 compliments on a hardcore porn job?
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Female 9,558
Do we really need this?
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Male 5,189
How come I see posts on here in the morning (my time) and a few hours later they`re gone? oO
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Male 271
or just wear a low cut top.
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Male 20,827
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