Know Your: Ages of Consent!

Submitted by: souladdict22 6 years ago in Funny

Thanks, Uncle Merv... Now stop staring at me.
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Female 31
Yeah, I lied about my age on this.
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Male 976
@TheTrees I was just thinking that.
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Male 52
Well all the places i will now go...with this new knowledge
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Male 3,059
I would question the information given in this video... I`m originally from New York State, and I`m pretty sure they didn`t lower the age from 17...
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Male 219
"im 14 and ive lost my virginity, so have alot of other girls I know."
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Danas2
Female, 18-29, Australia

"18-29"
"Australia"

lol`d.
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Male 5,617
Ah, S.C.
Where you can bang someone 14 as long as you don`t show them porn or a vibrator.
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Male 258
It reminds me of Animaniacs
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Male 25,416
wow!
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Male 35
"Danas2- im 14 and ive lost my virginity, so have alot of other girls I know."

So are you a time travelling hooker? Because the age by your name says 18-29....
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Female 151
@Danas2

The girls you know are hoes.
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Female 31
im 14 and ive lost my virginity, so have alot of other girls I know.
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Male 3,482
@hannahyak

I like your thinking. I`m gonna follow my own advice now. I think he`s pathetic, so I`m just gonna ignore him.
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Female 31
@altaru

I can understand that you don`t want people slagging off your country, because I don`t like people slagging off mine.

So let`s just agree that our countries both have some faults but also redeemingly good qualities. piperfawn is just being incredibly small-minded, ignore him.
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Male 3,482
[quote]other country have a much better economy and an army that for sure don`t fear US army[/quote]
The BIGGEST reason our military has lost most of it`s respect is because it`s being run by politics.

Get the politicians out of the way, and you can damn well bet the fear would still be there. We still are powerful, but if the head can`t use the body effectively, than the body tends to wither...

And if we`re NOT world leaders, than who is, and why aren`t you diverting your attention to them? After all, if we`re so low on the totem pole, why do you pay any attention?

I guess what I`m trying to ask is, if you think we`re so pathetic, why don`t you just ignore us?
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Male 3,482
[quote]The fact you think that you live in the best country in the world and all others are worse for sure is not a good sign of balance.[/quote]
I didn`t just think it. Like I asked, which country in Europe do you live in? Because high odds say that the general age of consent in that country IS lower than in most US states.

[quote]You want to spread war all over the world for some fake or stupid or invented reason?[/quote]
If I remember correctly, it wasn`t THAT long ago that European countries were enslaving half the world.

Bear in mind, the US is VERY young in terms of a country. And with the exception of a few small or less developed European countries that only exist because the rest don`t have the time or energy to take them over, most European countries went through a similar phase.

Like I said in a previous post, I think most of you are pissed because we are doing what you did, better than you did it.
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Female 1,623
wow, 14?

Speaking of being legal, this friday I`ll finally have my ID! Yaay!
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Male 5,082
@Altaru
You know being world leaders,and i`m not sure you are in this period cause other country have a much better economy and an army that for sure don`t fear US army...yes talking about China for example, mean that you have to be used to any critics cause honours is gained with duties and not simply showing a flag. You want to be leader?Then preapare yourself to evry critics. The fact you think that you live in the best country in the world and all others are worse for sure is not a good sign of balance. You want to spread war all over the world for some fake or stupid or invented reason? Maybe is better you check if this reason is appliable to your country to. Btw backing on topic i just continue to belive that 14 or 15 years for AOC is not a correct parameter for a nation that want to rule the world nor only on the economy and army but also on moral and beahviour.
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Male 368
@Altaru I wholeheartedly agree
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Male 915
14???? no way in hell man. besides, if she is from the states she probably has the IQ of a chewed up wad of bubble gum and weighs in at half the mass of a baby elephant.
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Male 3,482
@Baalthazaq

I`m just getting a little sick and tired of seeing the un-checked US hate, just because it`s the trendy thing to do.

And seriously, considering that very few people actually seem to think we`re world leaders... They seem to spend a hell of a lot of time staring at us, pointing out our every fault.

I may not be a strong patriot, but dammit I was born and raised here, and it pisses me off when people think we`re so terrible when they are, in fact, worse.
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Female 24
I have to say... this guy sorta looks like the guy from The Lovely Bones. eeeeekk, that`s creepy.
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Male 6,694
Thats one strange dude.
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Male 37,888
vv SPAM janee1986!!
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Female 347
I`ll have to keep this in mind if I ever get my teaching degree.
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Male 842
If this is the case, the question is raised, "If they`re old enough to consent to sex, why is it illegal for others to look at naked pics of themselves that they post online?"

Disclaimer: The preceding question is academic in nature. The asker is not expressing any interest in seeing "underage" girls in the nude.
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Male 509
someone`s probably already beat me to it, but *uncle Perv.
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Male 12,138
Understood Baal. I`ve been to Saudi on a number of occasions, I kinda understand the tribal dynamics. At least, as much as any foreigner could.

Having said all that, not a place I`d want to live. And I`ve had several job offers from Saudi Aramco. I`ve heard enough horror stories (never mind the armoured convoys, defended compounds that I`ve seen for myself) to put me off that place for life.
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Male 4,547
Davy:
I`m OCDing a little though here Davy, Saudi still has pretty much the problem you described, but legally not so much. It`s the boondocks where the problem is. Out in backwater villages where law is haphazardly applied.

Iran in the 1980s still had no legal age limit iirc. It was basically deemed (again some tribal areas keep this up) that the parents will always have the child`s best interest at heart, and therefore allow marriages at the parent`s consent rather than the husband or bride.

It also conflates the issue when Marriage doesn`t mean "sex time now" so much. There`s been the concept of marriages for other reasons other than childbirth which might not translate well.

Same thing happened in India a while back where two toddlers were married to each other. This doesn`t mean they`re having sex, and probably won`t until the husband has his own house or at least job.
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Male 94
Hmm... And I thought when I lost it I thought my partner was breaking the law... For anyone weird enough to want to know she was 19, I was 16.
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Male 4,547
Altaru:

"Oh, and here`s a thought... Maybe a reason we`re considered leaders in civilization... Is because we`re doing something RIGHT that you`re NOT."

Ahem.
1) Considered by whom exactly?
2) What you are doing right is marketing and television.

You basically have the best TV.
This gives you every advantage you have.

Marketing? TV.
American businesses? See marketing.
Science? Most major advances have been European, but then, see marketing.

For example. Flight. Who invented flight?

The wright brothers invented: The world`s first documented manned power-driven heavier-than-air machine in which free, controlled, and sustained flight for over 12 seconds was possible.

Take away any adjective. Someone else did that. Yet you invented flight?

That Americans think they invented flight is exactly the same as a 4 year old choosing the finish line midway through the race.
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Male 3,482
@piperfawn

Which country in Europe do you live in?

`Cause more than a few have lower ages of consent then the US...

Not only that, but these are the ages of consent WITHIN A CERTAIN RANGE.

This is NOT where some 30-year-old man can have sex with a 14-year-old.

The GENERAL age of consent varies between 16 and 18.

Higher than many countries in Europe.

Oh, and here`s a thought... Maybe a reason we`re considered leaders in civilization... Is because we`re doing something RIGHT that you`re NOT.

So don`t pull your condescending European bullsh*t.
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Male 38,511

Honestly, who`d want one that young? They aren`t experienced enough to be good at IT and they sure can`t pay for dinner.
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Male 25,416
what!
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Male 1,184
o.O

I thought it was 18 everywhere except Idaho.

Maybe that was age of marriage?
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Male 4,547
Davymid:
"In 2008 a Saudi Arabian court refused to annul a marriage between an 8 year old girl and a 58 year old man. 8 years old... the Saudis win!"

Actually, saying as we`re talking sex here and not marriage, they don`t.

"A court in the Saudi town of Unaiza upheld the marriage of the Saudi girl to a 58-year-old man on the condition he does not have sex with her until she reaches puberty"

At which point she can apply for a divorce. Until that point, she lives with her parents. Linky. Similar case).
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Male 4,547
Anyway, on the topic of young sex. Peru wins Link.
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Male 200
the age in new york is 17...
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Female 1,798
that song. is. obnoxious.
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Female 1,441
14? Really now?
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Female 351
@ ajd121: what?! how can that even be determined? Like solid proof?
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Male 325
Damn. My teacher`s breaking the law every day after class.
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Male 37,888
I hear you @Geogypsy! And I am aware of those laws you mention, thank goodness for them!
I DO know that there`s a fine line between love and... other stuff.
AND that numbers (like chronological age) mean little in affairs of the heart :)
So sorry if I came off a little rough, I DO notice your posts as being funny &/or witty :)
And I admit I get really worked up when the whole `age of concent` gets mentioned. I fiercely protect my children!
When Sven of the NDP suggested lowering the AOC to 12 I nearly burst an artery (which would be for the second time, but that`s another story, eh?).
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Male 637
I believe there is one state where the age of consent is older depending on whether or not the girl having sex is a virgin.
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Female 3,574
o_o
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Male 1,196
weird and creepy but very funny
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Male 2,549
*sigh* I understand what you`re saying 5Cats but I think that you may have misread what I wrote, even when the age of consent was 14 there were still laws concerning the statutory rape of those 14 year old. The new laws criminalize a 14 year old for having sex.
Unfortunately you`re blurring the line between crime and consensual love making. I`m certainly not implying that theft, rape, murder and pedophilia are acceptable in any way!

Look, I know you care alot about kids, I have two young boys of my own...if anyone ever touched them I`d never forgive MYSELF.
But look around! Public schools give children sex-ed when they`re ten, they make condoms available in Junior High (in my school at least) the saturation of sexual images and messages are inescapable even without television.
Some kids are going to be curious young...I was one of them. Lastly,sex is a natural function, unlike driving, smoking or drinking.
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Male 12,138
In 2008 a Saudi Arabian court refused to annul a marriage between an 8 year old girl and a 58 year old man. 8 years old... the Saudis win!
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Male 422
Anyone else moving to Arkansas? I mean I live in New York where it`s 15, but damn, 14 year olds? Now that`s what I`m talking about.
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Male 37,888
[quote]Well I`d beg to differ 5Cats, 14 year olds are still having sex regardless of the age of consent...[/quote]
Ooo! Do you have a younger sister (or brother) you`d give me a phone number> KIDDING!
People still rape, steal and murder. Not keen on making those LEGAL eh?
There HAVE TO be some limits to things. Driving? 16. Drinking booze? 18-21. Sex with a 46 year old Canadian Daycare Worker (for a completely random example)? What age limit would YOU put on that?
And I`m talking "the around the world tour" here.
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Male 1,815
What`s the call if a 15 year old does it with a 14 year old?
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Male 2,748
Fantastic... its creepin` time :D
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Male 5,082
@Altaru
before to look on other countries ad try to have an excuse please deeply think that legalize sex on 14 years old is a shame for a nation that want to lead the civilization.
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Male 2,549
Well I`d beg to differ 5Cats, 14 year olds are still having sex regardless of the age of consent...what`s the use in criminalizing it?


Another fun fact, the legal age for anal sex in Canada is 18.
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Male 1,240
Sweden`s age of consent is 15. For everyone. So 15+ is fair game, even for a 46 year old. That`s disgusting though.
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Female 248
poo I thought it was 16 in Louisiana. Crap.
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Male 134
thats a little.. pedoooo
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Male 37,888
14! Well blow my lips off!
I thought Canada was the only cesspool of immorality that had THAT low an AOC! (luckily raised to 16 by the Conservatives, eh?)
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Female 275
I`m guessing the states with really young ages include "Romeo & Juliet" clauses, but it`s funny nonetheless XD
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Male 3,482
[quote]OMG USA is the central base of pedobears!!!![/quote]

See Following quote from Baal:
[quote]There was a push a while back to make the worldwide limit 14 for sex. Bringing it down was the main concern for countries like Britain, not up from 12 in countries like Mexico and the Philippines.[/quote]

So, yeah, where`s the central base of pedobears?
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Male 541
14?!?!? Are you kidding me?!?!
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Male 1,834
funny
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Male 161
I have known people who have gotten busted for not knowing these. And not 30 year olds,but 17 or 18 year old friends with 16,17 year old girlfriends.
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Female 448
WOO INDIANA YEEEAAAH!!
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Male 576
This is great ,now I can bone my 16 year old cousin ;-)
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Male 10,855
Okay this is just f--kin creepy!
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Male 5,082
OMG USA is the central base of pedobears!!!!
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Female 193
All he said about Louisiana was "Louisiana take it easy?"
... |: What.
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Female 2,695
yeah, in nc it`s 16 unless there are 4+ years difference, then it`s 18
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Male 2,593
I can`t believe all of that`s true...
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Male 12,365
[quote]14? That`s pretty low. So you`re old enough to have sex, but it`ll be another 7 years before you`re capable of responsibly having a beer?[/quote]

Ages of consent are based on politics, not reality.

I`d be more concerned about the 14 age limit for driving that I`ve seen a previous poster mention.

On that subject...can anyone point me at data concerning car crashes and age in the USA? I`m curious to see what effects, if any, the lower driving age has.
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Male 716
You slaaaags!
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Female 1,006
He pronounced Oregon wrong. That immediately makes me dislike this. It`s Or-uh-gen
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Male 699
haha that was good.
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Male 63
..............................I live in one of those places in the U.S where the age of consent is 14......I have learned so much today.
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Male 1,108
Even though the age is as low as 14 in some states, theres usually a law that says you have to be within two or three years of their age. Sorry, pedos.
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Female 697
S.C Is fudgeed. They let 14 year old have sex AND drive(permit)?!
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Male 4,547
Almighty:

There was a push a while back to make the worldwide limit 14 for sex. Bringing it down was the main concern for countries like Britain, not up from 12 in countries like Mexico and the Philippines.
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Male 7,611
oh, and even though its legal doesnt make it less creepy for a grown man to f*ck a girl in highschool.
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Male 1,557
The song was awful, but seriously, there are places in the US where the age of consent is 14? That`s just gross :/
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Male 7,611
i remember getting this lecture in high school from the DA.
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Male 10,339
Yay! A theme song for Madest!!!!
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Male 4,290
14? That`s pretty low. So you`re old enough to have sex, but it`ll be another 7 years before you`re capable of responsibly having a beer?
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Female 533
....he needs to be arrested
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Male 302
Aww, sad face, Indiana. I thought you were at least mediocre.
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Male 3,482
The one thing this song didn`t mention... Well, I suppose that "some restrictions may apply" might count, but still...

Anyway, one thing that ISN`T mentioned is that most of these states have OTHER laws that say you have to be within a certain number of years if they`re under 18.

Like in Ohio, it says 16, but it`s really 16 WITHIN THREE YEARS.

(I actually had to look that one up... MY GF`s 16. Haven`t gone that far, but still... It`s good to know, so I can avoid the whole "statutory rape" thing...)
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Male 31
That song sucked.
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Male 5,314
ok
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Male 9,306
Who would want unripe fruit anyway? All that adolescent, puberty drama. Yuck.
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Male 178
Link: Know Your: Ages of Consent! [Rate Link] - Thanks, Uncle Merv... Now stop staring at me.
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