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Date: 08/17/10 08:04 AM

79 Responses to Jesus Spotted In Santa Monica, Embarassed [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 8:36 am
    Link: Jesus Spotted In Santa Monica, Embarassed - Nothing to be embarrassed there, big guy--nothing at all.
  2. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 8:39 am
    can ye blame him? really? can ya?
  3. Profile photo of tinkerwing
    tinkerwing Female 18-29
    90 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 8:41 am
    No boobies for da Jezus..
  4. Profile photo of CrazyCatz135
    CrazyCatz135 Female 18-29
    73 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 8:43 am
    i spy enormously fake tits
  5. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 8:45 am
    holy bewbs batman
  6. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 8:51 am
    Pitching a tent for sure
  7. Profile photo of SKULLMAN
    SKULLMAN Male 18-29
    64 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 8:52 am
    Oh look! He brought Mary Magdalene with him!
  8. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 8:52 am
    Dammit Jesus, quit stealing my hookers!
  9. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 8:53 am
    He is missing the tatas.
  10. Profile photo of Bleaurgh
    Bleaurgh Male 30-39
    41 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 8:53 am
    show us your tits Jesus!
  11. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 8:57 am
    This is the new facepalm entitles OMG here we go again
  12. Profile photo of OzzyMerc
    OzzyMerc Male 30-39
    55 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 9:02 am
    Jesus wore Birkenstocks ???
  13. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 9:03 am
    Hey, where`s his best buddy Colonel Sanders?
  14. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 9:05 am
    too much whitebread
  15. Profile photo of BigDaddyJeff
    BigDaddyJeff Male 40-49
    368 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 9:15 am
    @Bleaurgh That was just wrong, dude.
  16. Profile photo of SKINNERNSC
    SKINNERNSC Male 30-39
    359 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 9:15 am
    fish outta water
  17. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 9:18 am
    He`s not soliciting prostitutes, he`s trying to convince them to come back to his "mobile church" and be "saved" by the "grace of god."

    And when he`s done "saving" them, he`ll give them a little spending money to go buy some "bibles" so they can ward off the "devil".

    And by bibles, I mean condoms...
  18. Profile photo of WhamPowBang
    WhamPowBang Male 18-29
    130 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 10:09 am
    jesus has odd tanlines on his foot, what was he wearing?

    o and Jesus, what did we tell you about your free breast augmentations in public? Exactly good job :D
  19. Profile photo of omgitsx564
    omgitsx564 Female 13-17
    30 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 10:16 am
    the only thing is, he has birkenstocks, not jesus sandals.
  20. Profile photo of Cashaviola
    Cashaviola Female 18-29
    108 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 10:28 am
    He`s thinking "don`t look at the whores"
  21. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 10:38 am
    Hey, Jesus? Wassup?
  22. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 10:43 am
    The blonde chick has nice bewbs..
  23. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 10:50 am
    Yes she does Jui, but it doesn`t look like Jesus had anything to do with that.
  24. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9259 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 10:59 am
    Looks like Jesus hates fake boobs too.
  25. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 11:01 am
    Leviticus clearly states that youe should not wear things made of two different materials. No wonder Jesus is appalled. She`s made of flesh and silicone.
  26. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 11:02 am
    Jesus is doing a face palm
  27. Profile photo of boNeymiZz
    boNeymiZz Male 18-29
    237 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 11:03 am
    jesus that chick is stacked
  28. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 11:11 am
    I bet Jesus has a little woodie going on.
  29. Profile photo of moscoworbust
    moscoworbust Male 18-29
    159 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 11:15 am
    i want to live in santa monica... seems a nice place
  30. Profile photo of Alpha-Leader
    Alpha-Leader Male 18-29
    8 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 11:21 am
    I live in Santa Monica, the place sucks hard.
  31. Profile photo of spazking
    spazking Male 18-29
    301 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 11:23 am
    Taken right after he said "And for my first miracle, I will give this poor, flatchested woman enormous breasts. Alakazam!"
  32. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 11:32 am
    HUGE TITS
  33. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 11:40 am
    @boNeymiZz: It`s Santa Monica, the alphabet starts at C there.
  34. Profile photo of NewYorkHippi
    NewYorkHippi Female 13-17
    151 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 11:43 am
    omg ! its jesus!!! now where is justin bieber?!?!?
  35. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 11:53 am
    It`s not that He is embarassed, He is shielding His eyes from temptation. Sweet silicone temptation.
  36. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 11:54 am
    "I live in Santa Monica, the place sucks hard."

    Idk it can suck when you`ve got chicks walking around with rocking t*ts like that blonde.
  37. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    She had BIG boobs.
  38. Profile photo of FireNGlory
    FireNGlory Male 30-39
    11 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    Nice Birkenstocks, Jesus!
  39. Profile photo of FallenHero
    FallenHero Male 18-29
    106 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    Jesus, whose press agent had not yet finished the statement at the time of this photo, refused to comment on his upcoming appearance at the Second Coming. He only said ominously, "Sooner than you think."
  40. Profile photo of JeffBeau
    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    *NEWSFLASH* IAB posts its daily ridicule of Christianity.

    In other news, still no peep about Islam which is generally much more oppressive, some sects of which abuse & imprison women and publicly execute dissidents, adulterers, fornicators, and homosexuals.

    Stay tuned for details.
  41. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    I fail to see how this is a stab at Christianity, JeffBeau
  42. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    WOW.
  43. Profile photo of PunkRocky
    PunkRocky Female 18-29
    49 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    Wow they pictured Jesus walking down the street! A total stab at Christianity.
  44. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    jesus wear sunglasses !!!
  45. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    you troll too hard, JeffBeau you f*cking dickbutt
  46. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    @pmarren..... I`m emberassed I laughed at that. When you get to hell, save me a seat.
  47. Profile photo of JeffBeau
    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    First, in Christianity, Jesus is not a human in living flesh walking around on Earth.

    Second, the joke is that `Jesus` here is "embarrassed" (based on the man shading his eyes) by an encounter with two hotly dressed hot women, one with hot boobs slightly exposed. Doubtful that if this really were Jesus in the flesh that he would be "embarrassed". (Embarrassment is cause by internal moral conflict.)

    Third, IAB is primarily a humor site (and a pretty good one), so remarking on Jesus falls closer to the `snarky` end of the spectrum than the `respectful` end.

    I`m not opposed to IAB jabbing Christianity and Christians (especially churches). But I will point out hypocrisy. The main point of my post is that we rarely or never get the heckler`s treatment of Islam (or Buddhism, or Hinduism, etc.) on IAB.

    Religion is religion. Mock one, mock `em all.
  48. Profile photo of FriskyRonnie
    FriskyRonnie Female 18-29
    199 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    mention jesus
    instant religious debate
  49. Profile photo of ghostofme
    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    Wow, JeffBeau. I bet you`re a hit at the parties.
  50. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    He`s probably thinking "I would motorboat the hell out of those fun cans!"
  51. Profile photo of mollyscary
    mollyscary Female 13-17
    259 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    Hes got that Cali tan. haha
  52. Profile photo of tuffdude
    tuffdude Male 18-29
    1 post
    August 17, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    First, in Chrstianity, Jesus was a human in living flesh that walked the earth, that was the point.

    Second, IAB find humor where ever there is humor and has made jokes involving other religions. Plus if anyone walks the streets dressed as Muhammad we should praise him for his massive balls.

    And lastly religious jokes are not like pokemon, deal with it.
  53. Profile photo of ghostofme
    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    "mention jesus
    instant religious debate"

    No. A debate is where people`s opinions and ideas, though strong, are shared and viewed openly. What this always turns out to be, on the internet, is just flaming. It`s like that saying goes: "A Normal Person + Anonymity + An Audience = A Total F ckwad
  54. Profile photo of digbychicken
    digbychicken Male 18-29
    235 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    he is embarrassed because he was caught chatting up babes
  55. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    Jesus " ya know I`m kind of a big deal"
    Girls "and you are?"
    Jesus walks off embarrased
  56. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    we found him!
  57. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    Jesus, you dawg!
  58. Profile photo of insanepirate
    insanepirate Female 18-29
    364 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    He`s trying not to look at the girl with the huge tits almost hanging out. >_>
  59. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    "How much for a uh... Foot washing?... Hope no one sees..."
  60. Profile photo of Luke139
    Luke139 Male 13-17
    116 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT THOSE BOOBS!
  61. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    LOL
  62. Profile photo of kendough808
    kendough808 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 11:55 pm
    hey it`s jesus! :D
  63. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 11:56 pm
    He`s too tall, as discussed in the jeesus/high school painting picture a while ago.
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    Northernwolf
    304 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 12:57 am
    You know Jesus needs to upgrade his wardrobe.
  65. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 2:27 am
    Holy Mother Mary of God is watching me! Must not look....Must not look....Must not lo.....oh maybe just a peek. Doh!
  66. Profile photo of JoeyV
    JoeyV Male 18-29
    18 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 2:54 am
    I always see that guy in Hollywood.
  67. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 4:07 am
    Hey, its one of the beegees!
  68. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 4:35 am
    OH SNAP!
    I tried to tell my friend Larry that Jesus wore Birkenstocks but he thought I was crazy!
  69. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 7:06 am
    Nail that jerk to a cross!
  70. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 7:33 am
    JeffBeau... Jesus was "The word made flesh". He was god incarnate in human form, so "a human in living flesh walking around on earth" is exactly what he was. The whole point of christianity is that Jesus experienced the temptation to sin all humans have, lived a completely sinless life and therefore when he died he "paid" for all the sins of human kind. Your comment = Fail.
  71. Profile photo of mr2020
    mr2020 Male 40-49
    4 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 9:30 am
    One of the beegees, now THAT`S funny!
  72. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 10:04 am
    holy tits!! get it...?
  73. Profile photo of Uh_No
    Uh_No Male 18-29
    37 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    @pui "Jesus was the word made flesh" Lolwut?...
    blahblah "paid for all the sins of mankind"

    lol no. Jesus died so people (read Christians) could go to heaven. Good convincing sounding BS, though. I love it when churches teach wishy-washy crap.
  74. Profile photo of darkevilsin
    darkevilsin Male 13-17
    343 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    @Uh No

    Uh no.
  75. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 10:01 pm
    "I love it when churches teach wishy-washy crap."

    It is kind of sad watching people revel in ignorance while attempting to appear superior.

    Perhaps someday you`ll actually learn some thing.
  76. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:59 am
    "lol no. Jesus died so people (read Christians) could go to heaven. Good convincing sounding BS, though. I love it when churches teach wishy-washy crap."

    Sounds like somebody failed theology. The truth around the Christian Jesus is a little more complicated than even Pui put it, but it makes sense if you understand religion. I`m going to guess you were forced to go to church as a kid and clearly did not enjoy it.
  77. Profile photo of LadyKonFuze
    LadyKonFuze Female 18-29
    337 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    Religion aside, I think he`s ashamed of what the lady did with the chest he gave her :)
  78. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 10:46 am
    BOW those are some BOOBIES!
  79. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    ballsack

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