Jesus Spotted In Santa Monica, Embarassed [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Nothing to be embarrassed there, big guy--nothing at all.
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Male 999
ballsack
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Female 3,598
BOW those are some BOOBIES!
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Female 337
Religion aside, I think he`s ashamed of what the lady did with the chest he gave her :)
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Male 1,164
"lol no. Jesus died so people (read Christians) could go to heaven. Good convincing sounding BS, though. I love it when churches teach wishy-washy crap."

Sounds like somebody failed theology. The truth around the Christian Jesus is a little more complicated than even Pui put it, but it makes sense if you understand religion. I`m going to guess you were forced to go to church as a kid and clearly did not enjoy it.
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Male 1,054
"I love it when churches teach wishy-washy crap."

It is kind of sad watching people revel in ignorance while attempting to appear superior.

Perhaps someday you`ll actually learn some thing.
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Male 343
@Uh No

Uh no.
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Male 37
@pui "Jesus was the word made flesh" Lolwut?...
blahblah "paid for all the sins of mankind"

lol no. Jesus died so people (read Christians) could go to heaven. Good convincing sounding BS, though. I love it when churches teach wishy-washy crap.
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Female 1,401
holy tits!! get it...?
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Male 4
One of the beegees, now THAT`S funny!
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Female 3,574
JeffBeau... Jesus was "The word made flesh". He was god incarnate in human form, so "a human in living flesh walking around on earth" is exactly what he was. The whole point of christianity is that Jesus experienced the temptation to sin all humans have, lived a completely sinless life and therefore when he died he "paid" for all the sins of human kind. Your comment = Fail.
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Male 3,477
Nail that jerk to a cross!
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Male 2,528
OH SNAP!
I tried to tell my friend Larry that Jesus wore Birkenstocks but he thought I was crazy!
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Male 1,231
Hey, its one of the beegees!
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Male 18
I always see that guy in Hollywood.
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Male 2,402
Holy Mother Mary of God is watching me! Must not look....Must not look....Must not lo.....oh maybe just a peek. Doh!
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Male 383
He`s too tall, as discussed in the jeesus/high school painting picture a while ago.
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Male 91
hey it`s jesus! :D
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Male 485
LOL
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Male 116
JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT THOSE BOOBS!
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Male 5,624
"How much for a uh... Foot washing?... Hope no one sees..."
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Female 364
He`s trying not to look at the girl with the huge tits almost hanging out. >_>
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Male 1,116
Jesus, you dawg!
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Male 25,417
we found him!
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Male 491
Jesus " ya know I`m kind of a big deal"
Girls "and you are?"
Jesus walks off embarrased
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Male 235
he is embarrassed because he was caught chatting up babes
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Male 516
"mention jesus
instant religious debate"

No. A debate is where people`s opinions and ideas, though strong, are shared and viewed openly. What this always turns out to be, on the internet, is just flaming. It`s like that saying goes: "A Normal Person + Anonymity + An Audience = A Total F ckwad
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Male 1
First, in Chrstianity, Jesus was a human in living flesh that walked the earth, that was the point.

Second, IAB find humor where ever there is humor and has made jokes involving other religions. Plus if anyone walks the streets dressed as Muhammad we should praise him for his massive balls.

And lastly religious jokes are not like pokemon, deal with it.
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Female 259
Hes got that Cali tan. haha
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Male 345
He`s probably thinking "I would motorboat the hell out of those fun cans!"
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Male 516
Wow, JeffBeau. I bet you`re a hit at the parties.
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Female 199
mention jesus
instant religious debate
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Male 180
First, in Christianity, Jesus is not a human in living flesh walking around on Earth.

Second, the joke is that `Jesus` here is "embarrassed" (based on the man shading his eyes) by an encounter with two hotly dressed hot women, one with hot boobs slightly exposed. Doubtful that if this really were Jesus in the flesh that he would be "embarrassed". (Embarrassment is cause by internal moral conflict.)

Third, IAB is primarily a humor site (and a pretty good one), so remarking on Jesus falls closer to the `snarky` end of the spectrum than the `respectful` end.

I`m not opposed to IAB jabbing Christianity and Christians (especially churches). But I will point out hypocrisy. The main point of my post is that we rarely or never get the heckler`s treatment of Islam (or Buddhism, or Hinduism, etc.) on IAB.

Religion is religion. Mock one, mock `em all.
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Male 39,526
@pmarren..... I`m emberassed I laughed at that. When you get to hell, save me a seat.
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Male 914
you troll too hard, JeffBeau you f*cking dickbutt
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Female 430
jesus wear sunglasses !!!
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Female 49
Wow they pictured Jesus walking down the street! A total stab at Christianity.
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Male 2,344
WOW.
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Female 3,574
I fail to see how this is a stab at Christianity, JeffBeau
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Male 180
*NEWSFLASH* IAB posts its daily ridicule of Christianity.

In other news, still no peep about Islam which is generally much more oppressive, some sects of which abuse & imprison women and publicly execute dissidents, adulterers, fornicators, and homosexuals.

Stay tuned for details.
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Male 106
Jesus, whose press agent had not yet finished the statement at the time of this photo, refused to comment on his upcoming appearance at the Second Coming. He only said ominously, "Sooner than you think."
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Male 11
Nice Birkenstocks, Jesus!
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Male 1,240
She had BIG boobs.
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Male 648
"I live in Santa Monica, the place sucks hard."

Idk it can suck when you`ve got chicks walking around with rocking t*ts like that blonde.
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Male 3,842
It`s not that He is embarassed, He is shielding His eyes from temptation. Sweet silicone temptation.
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Female 151
omg ! its jesus!!! now where is justin bieber?!?!?
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Male 5,094
@boNeymiZz: It`s Santa Monica, the alphabet starts at C there.
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Female 895
HUGE TITS
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Male 301
Taken right after he said "And for my first miracle, I will give this poor, flatchested woman enormous breasts. Alakazam!"
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Male 8
I live in Santa Monica, the place sucks hard.
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Male 159
i want to live in santa monica... seems a nice place
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Male 4,593
I bet Jesus has a little woodie going on.
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Male 237
jesus that chick is stacked
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Male 39,526
Jesus is doing a face palm
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Male 12,138
Leviticus clearly states that youe should not wear things made of two different materials. No wonder Jesus is appalled. She`s made of flesh and silicone.
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Female 9,557
Looks like Jesus hates fake boobs too.
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Female 347
Yes she does Jui, but it doesn`t look like Jesus had anything to do with that.
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Female 463
The blonde chick has nice bewbs..
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Female 2,120
Hey, Jesus? Wassup?
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Female 108
He`s thinking "don`t look at the whores"
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Female 30
the only thing is, he has birkenstocks, not jesus sandals.
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Male 130
jesus has odd tanlines on his foot, what was he wearing?

o and Jesus, what did we tell you about your free breast augmentations in public? Exactly good job :D
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Male 3,482
He`s not soliciting prostitutes, he`s trying to convince them to come back to his "mobile church" and be "saved" by the "grace of god."

And when he`s done "saving" them, he`ll give them a little spending money to go buy some "bibles" so they can ward off the "devil".

And by bibles, I mean condoms...
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Male 359
fish outta water
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Male 368
@Bleaurgh That was just wrong, dude.
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Male 914
too much whitebread
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Female 1,623
Hey, where`s his best buddy Colonel Sanders?
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Male 55
Jesus wore Birkenstocks ???
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Female 2,509
This is the new facepalm entitles OMG here we go again
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Male 41
show us your tits Jesus!
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Male 6,694
He is missing the tatas.
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Male 1,313
Dammit Jesus, quit stealing my hookers!
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Male 64
Oh look! He brought Mary Magdalene with him!
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Male 2,441
Pitching a tent for sure
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Male 487
holy bewbs batman
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Female 73
i spy enormously fake tits
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Female 90
No boobies for da Jezus..
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Male 3,915
can ye blame him? really? can ya?
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Male 20,825
Link: Jesus Spotted In Santa Monica, Embarassed [Pic] [Rate Link] - Nothing to be embarrassed there, big guy--nothing at all.
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