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Date: 08/31/10 12:06 PM

61 Responses to Japanse Restaurant Menu: Most Offensive Yet [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    August 31, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    Link: Japanse Restaurant Menu: Most Offensive Yet - Remember last week`s Satanic Restaurant Menu? That one makes this one seem like the Denny`s kiddie menu.
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    skypirate Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    why can posts have swear words but comments cant?
  3. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    translator fail
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    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    i`ll have the black cow with silk fries and a sprinkling of idea powder, thanks
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    "Slippery chicken" kind of sounds like it could be a sexual euphemism. I`m baffled as to how the f-bomb makes its way onto so many menus, though...
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    abby0315 Female 30-39
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    August 31, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    Yet, still translated like that, I still wouldn`t know what exactly I would be ordering.
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    ifeelfine Female 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    LOL. I`d like to order one in the English translation. And laugh myself silly.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    August 31, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    I`m not seeing a correlation between the kanji and the f-words.
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    sallyfingers Female 13-17
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    August 31, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    "Black Winter" is udon. Saw a lot of it in hong kong.
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    madest Male 40-49
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    August 31, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    Frog gruel?
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    GurnBlanston Male 40-49
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    August 31, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    @duffytoler - I`m not seeing much consistency in the correlation of english words to kanji, it looks like they`re translating at random. If I was the type to call "fake", I`d be calling it on this one.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    August 31, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    I have the Gruel pls.
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    drat to burn the of
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    videogamer Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    "Fück to burn the of"

    Now I`m no linguistics expert, but surely Chinese requires that you put at least one noun in your sentences, right?
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    Mighty- Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    besides the fact that you misspelled "Japanese," This isn`t Japanese....
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    August 31, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    Are the English translations above or below the Kanji? Because the first translation appears below the Kanji but the last one appears above.
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    danthew Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    Mmm, idea powder...
  18. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    That is Japanese, Mighty. It`s just entirely in kanji for some reason. That or it`s a Chinese restaurant in Japan.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    Very fancy
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    August 31, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    right e o!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    August 31, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    idea powder? I did that in the 80`s.... didn`t liek the hangover
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    baileymog Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    Are the English translations above or below the Kanji? Because the first translation appears below the Kanji but the last one appears above.

    the descriptions are above the kanji

    apparently idea powder is pasta and the day = japanese style, and there`s some cow stomach in there for good measure, yum
  23. Profile photo of BigPappa
    BigPappa Male 40-49
    163 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    now how`d they know that? That`s the same euphimism the wife and I use when it`s sexin time,
    I say," Honey, it`s time to put the slippery chicken in the mushroom gruel".
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    Ruswut Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    I hate to claim `fake`... but the english doesn`t match up with the number of items. Also top soup are obviously below the kanji for top or above (the t above the line). While the symbol fot the day and three have the english above... why does it just switch half way through?
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    dynamites111 Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    This is Chinese and not Japanese. The Yen symbol is also used for the Chinese Yuan.

    It seems like someone used an online translator for the menu...
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    See this is what happens when you don`t hire a translator who`s BEEN to an English speaking country.
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    walterppj Male 30-39
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    August 31, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    Go for the Western Style Fried Rice
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    paddyt07 Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    THEY SAID NAUGHTY WORDS! I`M TELLIN`
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    teampink27 Female 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    you know what I dont understand? Why is it that IAB post things that have cuss words in them, but yet we cant even express ourselves verbally because we get censored...what the drat IAB
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    Neobie Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    Calling this legit, just that they skipped the translation for the eighth item. (And, erm, yeah. It`s Chinese.)
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    Koner_Rox Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    *cough* mandarin chinese *cough*
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    August 31, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    Fcuk to burn the of? Sounds delicious!
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    wyngit Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    Fark to burn the off sounds more exercise than menu really
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    BalenWest Male 40-49
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    August 31, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    Mmmmm... FROG GRUEL...
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    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
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    August 31, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    Yeah that western fried rice is probably your safest bet.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
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    August 31, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    Wasn`t this just posted recently?
  37. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
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    August 31, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    A typical Chinese menu you`d find somewhere in China. They get the translations directly from dictionaries, which can become awkward as you can see. Frog gruel anyone? That`s actually congee by the way.
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    splat13 Male 30-39
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    August 31, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    That`s not japanese, it`s chinese, or am I just a dumb american?
  39. Profile photo of zilius
    zilius Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    looks like a failed use of translation programs.
  40. Profile photo of SnapsForMe
    SnapsForMe Female 18-29
    217 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 10:14 pm
    So much gruel to choose from...I just can`t decide.
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    TheTrees Male 13-17
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    August 31, 2010 at 10:29 pm
    I even read this raciest...
  42. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
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    August 31, 2010 at 11:02 pm
    I want some f*ck to burn the of.
  43. Profile photo of Cartunze
    Cartunze Male 60-69
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    September 1, 2010 at 12:16 am
    Ok. I will just go with the last one: Western fashion fried rice.
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    shneeblefish Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2010 at 1:36 am
    @dynamites111
    You learn something new every day... I was about to say I thought it was chinese until I saw the yen symbol, but with what you said in mind I`m flying the Chinese flag (metaphorically speaking of course)
  45. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
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    September 1, 2010 at 1:47 am
    @zillius- what word could they use that translates to the F word? Or do they commonly describe food as being so good, it`s like sex?
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    twiztidkitty Female 18-29
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    September 1, 2010 at 6:34 am
    "That one makes this one seem like the Denny`s kiddie menu."

    Are you sure about that??
  47. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    744 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 8:15 am
    I`d order this stuff just to see what it was. Except the frog one.
  48. Profile photo of Chaim
    Chaim Male 30-39
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    September 1, 2010 at 9:41 am
    wait. Japanse?
  49. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
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    September 1, 2010 at 11:40 am
    LOL they sell gruel XD
  50. Profile photo of J_Action
    J_Action Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2010 at 11:50 am
    it`s not that bad. the satanic one was a tad bit worse than this
  51. Profile photo of GurnBlanston
    GurnBlanston Male 40-49
    247 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    I`m no expert, but it looks like Japanese kanji to me. The character they translate as "gruel" is the character for gruel. The character they use in some places for "fry" looks correct. Maybe it was poorly translated from Chinese to Japanese before being poorly translated to English.
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    kendough808 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    i wonder what Of`s taste like...
  53. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    Slippery chicken in mushroom gruel sounds DELICIOUS!
  54. Profile photo of nikkuchan
    nikkuchan Male 18-29
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    September 1, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    This is Chinese
  55. Profile photo of lee-schizo
    lee-schizo Female 18-29
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    September 1, 2010 at 10:37 pm
    heck yeah it`s insulting we don`t have dry rice.
  56. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
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    September 2, 2010 at 2:32 am
    nikkuchan - You`re an idiot. This is Japanese. The money currency is the clue.
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    September 2, 2010 at 3:51 am
    o.o
  58. Profile photo of Froggybuster
    Froggybuster Male 13-17
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    September 2, 2010 at 6:49 am
    Anyone who says this is in Japanese is a fu(king retard who understands nothing about either language
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    Purpleraisin Male 13-17
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    September 2, 2010 at 7:23 am
    I`m pretty sure it`s a chinese restaurant situated in Japan somewhere
  60. Profile photo of BrunoStuff
    BrunoStuff Male 13-17
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    September 2, 2010 at 7:56 am
    I am chinese, and it is obviously chinese, the reason it has the japanese currency symbol is prolly cos it is a chinese restaurant in japan
  61. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
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    September 4, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    The most offensive thing on there is "frog gruel".

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