Japan`s Humanoid Hottie

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 6 years ago in Science

Rejoice nerds! We"re so close to a fully functioning sexytime robot!
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Male 6,694
I like little robots.
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Male 70
Forget sexytime robots, I want something like this to be a personal assistant/companion. Like a pet but is actually useful and doesn`t crap all over the yard or get fleas.
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Male 189
Google Wowwee Femisapien. The exact same thing came out two years ago in north america.
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Male 234
In 15 more years we will have the "Super Happy Funtime Sexbot!"
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Male 255
"Groove things"? If Chris Hansen can say "thang", they should too.
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Male 1,834
is it a pleasure model?
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Female 999
Does it ever bitch at him for not picking up his clothes?
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Female 217
Who needs stun guns? We have Will Smith.
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Male 1,347
the only problem with stun guns is that it needs to contact a conducting material or be able to jump to circuitry. I would imagine that most military robots would be electromagnetically shielded; we would need either a focused pulse or a strong area-of-effect field to disable/incapacitate them. Tho, we can produce these.
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Male 2,700
Serious Note:

It is only a matter of time before the human race reduces the size, wieght, and heat of the servos that serve as the bendpoints. Given our current ability to have drones drop bombs on targets it is only a matter of time before someone gives these things guns and sends them on their way. Combine our already booming robotic force with servos that can also hold more wieght for longer periods and we will have 3 foot kill machines carrying miniguns. I am not posting this as a joke or theory. This is going to happen. Oddly enough we also already have a great defence against them assuming u can get close enough.....Stun guns.
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Male 91
oh god. im scared. kill it before they design it with a "fun hole"
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Male 599
i was really confused when the reporter started speaking english.
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Male 3,619
@RoboPatton
[quote] ...hopes to sell the Adult oriented androids within the year [/quote]
i think that`s them.
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Male 306
Though she is not human, she can act like a real girlfriend ? Am I the only one who noticed it is only 38cm high ?
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Male 166
i`d tap that
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Male 812
"That is a >>robot<< not an android!"

Hey, they can even call cellphones androids these days.
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Male 716
@Geogypsy

LOL
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Male 2,424
so when can I f*ck this thing?
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Male 561
a cyber-bitch?
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Female 5,222
"she can act like a real girlfriend" >_>
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Male 1,505
"She can act like a real girlfriend"

They programmed her to nag? Doesn`t that defeat the purpose of a robot girlfriend?
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Male 877
when newscasters say `groovethings` i feel queasyuneasy
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Male 2,419
had to be done lol
endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=5O_ rXZ381vo&start=0m7s&end=0m14s
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Male 2,419
somebody is going to petition to marry one of these...
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Male 7,611
ha, thats adorable.
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Male 59
Sega? SEGA? I wonder. When you start his thing up do you hear. "SEGGAAAAAAA" like in the Sonic games?
Regerdless, I have top say, this poo is starting to get creepy. Imagine that size of a robot with the flexibility and intelligence of ASIMO. Ten to twenty years from now we`ll be scratching at the edges of Angelic Layer/Chobits. I`ll be happy. Why? Because I`ll be 40 years old, watching my kids fight little robots to the death/deactivation. Like pokemon, but better. poo I`ll buy one and do it too if that`s the case.
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Male 533
Actually CodeJockey, an android is any robot that is designed to look and act like a human. This is different than, say, a manufacturing robot.

So it is, in fact, an android.
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Male 5,617
"OMG ITS TALI FROM MASS EFFECT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
Tali Pounce!!!
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Male 5,617
Goddammit!
That is a >>robot<< not an android!

[email protected] dickweed reporters...
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Male 2,549
Ammendment; It has a point, to leech losers of their Yen...SUCKAAAAAAS!!!
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Male 2,549
Pointless piece of programming.
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Male 1,451
Why did they have to repeat the thing about its name, what it does, and both emphasize "shakes its.... groove things"
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Female 102
EMA has actually been around for a while. I remember seeing a special on it on the news several years ago. I guess they were just perfecting it for a while?
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Male 193
OMG OLD!
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Male 594
What? $175,- ?

This is like a human version of that robot-dog
which was popular around 2000. It doesn`t do much,
but sense movement, from the looks of it.

Nonsensical waste of money. And to think there
are actually people who are willing to put down
the money for this sh*t.

Just buy a PSP and fill it up with porn.
Probably cheaper and more `efficient`, concerning
any `desires` a male over 20 might have.
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Female 2,120
So, it just sits there and jams it`s creepy face against mine?

Yeah, no.....
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Male 2,402
When I look at these robots from Japan I pity such. They want so much human interaction with true love that they can`t really get in their lives.
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Female 3,574
... I really pity the poor guy who actually buys this for any reason other than it`s a cool novelty.
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Male 648
"Shakes it`s grooved things"

I stopped the video there.
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Male 1,548
Can I stick my d*ck in it?

no...

move on.
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Female 126
OMG ITS TALI FROM MASS EFFECT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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Male 734
Yeah, but can she iron my shirt?
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Male 1,815
You have to be some new kind of desperate to purchase one of these relationship robots that doesn`t even have a hole for your penis
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Male 38,507
No.

Just "no". That`s all I have to say.....NO.






I will add "HELL NO" to that.
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Female 82
sex and science whoot
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Male 15,510
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Male 25,416
awesome!
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Male 2,056
of course its from sega
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Male 15,510
Get use to it, Japan will be the next biggest global economy of the world
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Male 2,670
Science, is there anything you can`t do????
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Male 89
*yawn*..
who buys these
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Female 798
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Male 54
Yes Gorgack2000... WE ARE OUTNUMBERED!!!
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Male 5,194
Not even 1/10th as awesome as the
HRP-4C.
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Male 4,680
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Male 4,014
Is this, like, for real? $175 and it still doesn`t give handjobs?
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Male 4,680
I`m astounded Japan has only just got round to making these.
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Male 4,793
A ten billion AI market?? i`m guessing the speaker meant to slip `dollar` in there somewhere...
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Female 1,780
Link: Japan`s Humanoid Hottie [Rate Link] - Rejoice nerds! We`re so close to a fully functioning sexytime robot!
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