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Date: 08/27/10 02:00 PM

59 Responses to Japan`s Humanoid Hottie

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:06 am
    Link: Japan`s Humanoid Hottie - Rejoice nerds! We`re so close to a fully functioning sexytime robot!
  2. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    A ten billion AI market?? i`m guessing the speaker meant to slip `dollar` in there somewhere...
  3. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    I`m astounded Japan has only just got round to making these.
  4. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    Is this, like, for real? $175 and it still doesn`t give handjobs?
  5. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    @goaliejerry- Don`t worry, Japan has you covered!
  6. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    Not even 1/10th as awesome as the
    HRP-4C.
  7. Profile photo of Postal2aw
    Postal2aw Male 13-17
    54 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    Yes Gorgack2000... WE ARE OUTNUMBERED!!!
  8. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    Can you f*ck it?
  9. Profile photo of polar_bear
    polar_bear Male 18-29
    89 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    *yawn*..
    who buys these
  10. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2373 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    Science, is there anything you can`t do????
  11. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    Get use to it, Japan will be the next biggest global economy of the world
  12. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    of course its from sega
  13. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    awesome!
  14. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    Hmmm
  15. Profile photo of roin_16
    roin_16 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    sex and science whoot
  16. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    No.

    Just "no". That`s all I have to say.....NO.






    I will add "HELL NO" to that.
  17. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    You have to be some new kind of desperate to purchase one of these relationship robots that doesn`t even have a hole for your penis
  18. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    Yeah, but can she iron my shirt?
  19. Profile photo of limecapp
    limecapp Female 18-29
    126 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    OMG ITS TALI FROM MASS EFFECT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
  20. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    Can I stick my d*ck in it?

    no...

    move on.
  21. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    "Shakes it`s grooved things"

    I stopped the video there.
  22. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    ... I really pity the poor guy who actually buys this for any reason other than it`s a cool novelty.
  23. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    When I look at these robots from Japan I pity such. They want so much human interaction with true love that they can`t really get in their lives.
  24. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    So, it just sits there and jams it`s creepy face against mine?

    Yeah, no.....
  25. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    What? $175,- ?

    This is like a human version of that robot-dog
    which was popular around 2000. It doesn`t do much,
    but sense movement, from the looks of it.

    Nonsensical waste of money. And to think there
    are actually people who are willing to put down
    the money for this sh*t.

    Just buy a PSP and fill it up with porn.
    Probably cheaper and more `efficient`, concerning
    any `desires` a male over 20 might have.
  26. Profile photo of KucheKlizma
    KucheKlizma Male 18-29
    193 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    OMG OLD!
  27. Profile photo of lundyjack
    lundyjack Female 18-29
    102 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    EMA has actually been around for a while. I remember seeing a special on it on the news several years ago. I guess they were just perfecting it for a while?
  28. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    Why did they have to repeat the thing about its name, what it does, and both emphasize "shakes its.... groove things"
  29. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    Pointless piece of programming.
  30. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    Ammendment; It has a point, to leech losers of their Yen...SUCKAAAAAAS!!!
  31. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    Goddammit!
    That is a >>robot<< not an android!

    [email protected] dickweed reporters...
  32. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    "OMG ITS TALI FROM MASS EFFECT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
    Tali Pounce!!!
  33. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    Actually CodeJockey, an android is any robot that is designed to look and act like a human. This is different than, say, a manufacturing robot.

    So it is, in fact, an android.
  34. Profile photo of Darkblitz9
    Darkblitz9 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    Sega? SEGA? I wonder. When you start his thing up do you hear. "SEGGAAAAAAA" like in the Sonic games?
    Regerdless, I have top say, this poo is starting to get creepy. Imagine that size of a robot with the flexibility and intelligence of ASIMO. Ten to twenty years from now we`ll be scratching at the edges of Angelic Layer/Chobits. I`ll be happy. Why? Because I`ll be 40 years old, watching my kids fight little robots to the death/deactivation. Like pokemon, but better. poo I`ll buy one and do it too if that`s the case.
  35. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    ha, thats adorable.
  36. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:52 pm
    somebody is going to petition to marry one of these...
  37. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:58 pm
    had to be done lol
    endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=5O_ rXZ381vo&start=0m7s&end=0m14s
  38. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 12:18 am
    when newscasters say `groovethings` i feel queasyuneasy
  39. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 12:43 am
    "She can act like a real girlfriend"

    They programmed her to nag? Doesn`t that defeat the purpose of a robot girlfriend?
  40. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 1:55 am
    "she can act like a real girlfriend" >_>
  41. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 2:23 am
    a cyber-bitch?
  42. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 2:42 am
    so when can I f*ck this thing?
  43. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 2:58 am
    @Geogypsy

    LOL
  44. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 4:51 am
    "That is a >>robot<< not an android!"

    Hey, they can even call cellphones androids these days.
  45. Profile photo of KnightRockr
    KnightRockr Male 18-29
    167 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 7:52 am
    i`d tap that
  46. Profile photo of martinikene
    martinikene Male 18-29
    306 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 9:03 am
    Though she is not human, she can act like a real girlfriend ? Am I the only one who noticed it is only 38cm high ?
  47. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 10:45 am
    @RoboPatton
    ...hopes to sell the Adult oriented androids within the year
    i think that`s them.
  48. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    i was really confused when the reporter started speaking english.
  49. Profile photo of kendough808
    kendough808 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    oh god. im scared. kill it before they design it with a "fun hole"
  50. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    Serious Note:

    It is only a matter of time before the human race reduces the size, wieght, and heat of the servos that serve as the bendpoints. Given our current ability to have drones drop bombs on targets it is only a matter of time before someone gives these things guns and sends them on their way. Combine our already booming robotic force with servos that can also hold more wieght for longer periods and we will have 3 foot kill machines carrying miniguns. I am not posting this as a joke or theory. This is going to happen. Oddly enough we also already have a great defence against them assuming u can get close enough.....Stun guns.
  51. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    the only problem with stun guns is that it needs to contact a conducting material or be able to jump to circuitry. I would imagine that most military robots would be electromagnetically shielded; we would need either a focused pulse or a strong area-of-effect field to disable/incapacitate them. Tho, we can produce these.
  52. Profile photo of SnapsForMe
    SnapsForMe Female 18-29
    217 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 11:06 pm
    Who needs stun guns? We have Will Smith.
  53. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 11:34 pm
    Does it ever bitch at him for not picking up his clothes?
  54. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 11:46 pm
    is it a pleasure model?
  55. Profile photo of norgle
    norgle Male 18-29
    255 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 7:06 am
    "Groove things"? If Chris Hansen can say "thang", they should too.
  56. Profile photo of SwayzeCrazy4
    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 10:25 am
    In 15 more years we will have the "Super Happy Funtime Sexbot!"
  57. Profile photo of RepostPolice
    RepostPolice Male 13-17
    189 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    Google Wowwee Femisapien. The exact same thing came out two years ago in north america.
  58. Profile photo of Orpheon
    Orpheon Male 18-29
    70 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 11:36 pm
    Forget sexytime robots, I want something like this to be a personal assistant/companion. Like a pet but is actually useful and doesn`t crap all over the yard or get fleas.
  59. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:40 am
    I like little robots.

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