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Date: 08/07/10 04:02 PM

77 Responses to Japanese Robot Mouth Narrates Virtual Baby Maker

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    Link: Japanese Robot Mouth Narrates Virtual Baby Maker - Oh, God... NSFW.... we think.
  2. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    Make it stop....
  3. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    Why does it keep going ah ee oo aye ah?
  4. Profile photo of REDPlague
    REDPlague Male 18-29
    10 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    u knwo someone somewhere wants to put a fleshlight in this adn use it, but whats with teh robot making sounds liek a passing a human?....oh wait
  5. Profile photo of Mogulman
    Mogulman Male 18-29
    295 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    It`s from that vid a while back of scientists demonstrating a robotic mouth making vowel sounds. It was creepy enough alone, now this...
  6. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    I am offically freaked the F out.
  7. Profile photo of Thesphinx
    Thesphinx Male 18-29
    353 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    O_o
  8. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    Just showed my husband...I think he will have nightmares for the rest of his life.
  9. Profile photo of HolyShiitake
    HolyShiitake Male 18-29
    16 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    WTF I am going to have nightmares because of this! Why does it have to make noise!
  10. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    D:
    Now I never want to give birth
  11. Profile photo of RockWell
    RockWell Male 18-29
    56 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    My wife has had 4kids, and she just said that listening to that robot was worse than all 4 labors combined....
  12. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    I am now prepared to deliver a baby. I can safely say that I can grab the tongs from my BBQ pit to gently guide that head out of the womb. No need insurance now. :P
  13. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    Wait..no one considered the other uses for this thing? Really? I mean..c`mon...IT HAS MOVEABLE LEGS AND AN ANNOYING VOICE!
    as far as I`m concerned.....it doesn`t get any more realistic than this.
  14. Profile photo of jakeamadude
    jakeamadude Male 18-29
    105 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    I thought the robot was creepy as all hell earlier, but when used as a soundtrack to this, it`s the most brilliant piece of comedy I`ve seen all day.
  15. Profile photo of bryantm3
    bryantm3 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    uh... yeah, you don`t want to deliver a baby with forceps or a vacuum cleaner. get ready to kill a kid.
  16. Profile photo of Jaedon
    Jaedon Male 18-29
    72 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    At least if you don`t like the look of your robot baby you can shove the thing back in there.
  17. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    I`ve heard that robot noise somewhere before.......
  18. Profile photo of jeepjones
    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    Don`t you think that with all the technology available these days they could of at least used a real human voice for that thing!
  19. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    Forceps looked like a blast!!
  20. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    Cool! Movable legs and securing straps.
  21. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    What is the PURPOSE of that thing? D:
  22. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    people do deliver babies with forceps and vaccum devices, that`s why there`s a force meter too so you know about what is the right pressure.
  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36196 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    I get it`s probably a great training tool for medical people. But is that noise supposed to be the babies first cries or the mother screaming her fool head off?
  24. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    i never trained with that thing...thank god. it sounds like a cow in a blender
  25. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    AAAAAAEEEEEEE EOOOOOOOOOOOO EOO EEHEEEEEAAAA EAAAAAAAAA YAAAAA
  26. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    Ahhhhhhhh, the forceps! D:
  27. Profile photo of Barrye
    Barrye Male 18-29
    127 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    Sounds distressing. But I guess that`s how ur gonna feel when u deliver a baby with a woman screaming. Gotta keep cool under pressure.
  28. Profile photo of moscoworbust
    moscoworbust Male 18-29
    159 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    forceps? == NOT dratING COOL!!!!!
  29. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    wtf is with the sounds it makes?
  30. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    I laughed so hard at this...
  31. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    For those of you who don`t remember the audio is taken from the robot mouth clip posted a while back.

    Creepy Talking Robot Mouth Prototype
  32. Profile photo of Perseus
    Perseus Female 18-29
    222 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    this was actually kind of funny. I dont know why i found it so amusing lol
  33. Profile photo of geckoi
    geckoi Male 40-49
    209 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    I`d hit it...
  34. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    umm yea I think I`ll pass on getting my vag torn apart thank you very much
  35. Profile photo of Balorach
    Balorach Male 30-39
    10 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 8:40 pm
    I was against forceps but I had to have them when I had my baby or I would have had to get a c-section.
  36. Profile photo of RG900
    RG900 Male 18-29
    250 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    lol i guess its good practice the noises where annoying as fudge though
  37. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    lmao. aaah, mmm. ah ah.
  38. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 10:34 pm
    Teampink27, if one does pelvic strengthening exercises throughout their pregnancy and has a well practiced nurse assisting than vaginal tearing should not occur.

  39. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 10:44 pm
    can that thing be used as a sex toy?
  40. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 10:47 pm
    why is vagina different color between 0:40 - 0:55? is...is it resembling a vagina torn apart? o.O
  41. Profile photo of Kshine
    Kshine Female 13-17
    134 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 11:03 pm
    D: My vagina has to get THAT big!?
  42. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 11:16 pm
    they should of just paid someone to stand in there and scream bloody murder for their traning.
  43. Profile photo of Major-K
    Major-K Female 13-17
    71 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 11:22 pm
    Oh my god. That made me laugh.
  44. Profile photo of bayoubengal
    bayoubengal Female 18-29
    149 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    It sounds like a malfunctioning talking doll, and it makes me want to smash the hell out of it with a baseball bat to make it shut up. >_>
  45. Profile photo of MOTBO
    MOTBO Male 18-29
    153 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    @TheGax

    Yes but only for The Hulk
  46. Profile photo of Moosh
    Moosh Female 18-29
    196 posts
    August 7, 2010 at 11:45 pm
    I...I can`t. I watched exactly 22 seconds of it and that`s all I can handle. I don`t want to have nightmares tonight.
  47. Profile photo of kendough808
    kendough808 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 2:02 am
    what the eff..

    reminds me of lifeguard training where we had to give cpr to dolls, but a lot weirder.
  48. Profile photo of Flashbomb7
    Flashbomb7 Male 13-17
    53 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 4:09 am
    I have been scarred for life. Major-K, you make me sick!
  49. Profile photo of Reapergirl
    Reapergirl Female 18-29
    93 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 4:26 am
    D=
  50. Profile photo of awsome-guy
    awsome-guy Male 13-17
    151 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 5:13 am
    id tap that



    just kidding
  51. Profile photo of E11e
    E11e Female 18-29
    36 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 5:49 am
    That was disturbing. I think 30 seconds of that is all I can take.
  52. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 5:49 am
    "I was against forceps but I had to have them when I had my baby or I would have had to get a c-section."
    Either you put your profile information in wrong or you mean your wife/gf... or it`s your wife/gf using your account.
  53. Profile photo of furiousgeorg
    furiousgeorg Male 18-29
    12 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 6:18 am
    for everyone that say`s they would `hit it`, keep in mind the size of the object being excreted out of it. if you could hit it, that means your penis is so large, it would then relegate you to only having sex with this thing or a horse. congrats to you!
  54. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 6:34 am
    Can we at least get a realistic baby cry...?
  55. Profile photo of PUDDING1961
    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
    446 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 6:50 am
    Just a remark here. When i gave birth to each of my 3 boys without any pain medication...the only time i shouted out with pain was during the dilating time (contractions), and not the pushing time. Pushing time felt like such a relief, i didn`t scream or anything, not even a peep.I just concentrated on pushing and pushing. It just felt wierd to *feel* the baby coming down and out..like a bowling ball..but i don`t remember the pain cause it hurt just terribly before hand with the contractions. (I swear for the birth of my 3rd son 11 yrs ago...during the biggest contractions, i actually asked the nurse to knock me out...not with drugs though...just grab any ol bat and seriusly KNOCK ME OUT!) Good thing the nurse was patient and understood..if not, if it had been my way...i would probably be brain damaged.But then, i guess it would have been better that way, as raising 3 boys, i feel like i`ve been brain dammaged anyways... for atleast 15 years...lolll
  56. Profile photo of angelbrat
    angelbrat Female 18-29
    178 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 7:08 am
    ..ew >.<
  57. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36196 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 7:30 am
    A woman is giving birth and she`s screaming at her husband. Calling him all kinds of names and vowing he`ll never touch her again!

    The husband says, "Don`t blame me. You said taking it up the a$$ would hurt too much."
  58. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 7:50 am
    thanks i-a-b you basards!!
    my sister in law is in labor as i`m typing this.
    i reaaaaaally didn`t need to see that.
    really.
  59. Profile photo of ingrateful
    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 8:06 am
    this is annoying
  60. Profile photo of MrsHoneyDew
    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
    388 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 8:24 am
    Wow, learning how deliver babies shouldn`t be this disturbing. Are the sound effects really necessary?
    I would go home after that and hear those sounds in my nightmares.
  61. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 9:18 am
    loves Gerry`s comment
  62. Profile photo of PopsySoku
    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 9:43 am
    VACUMN...FORCEPS???
  63. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 9:56 am
    So that`s what it would sound like if Stephen Hawking found a way to give birth.
  64. Profile photo of cesarkap
    cesarkap Male 18-29
    3 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Imagine yourself alone in a dark room with that thing making these sounds. And try not to poop in your pants.
  65. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    creepy
  66. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    God I hope they don`t get one of those for the lab at my school. Or if they do, I hope it has a different voice. WTF is that supposed to sound like?
  67. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    i have seen a video that soundtrack is off, it`s a speaking robot. i think the sound has just been added to that video.
  68. Profile photo of mcmad_0021
    mcmad_0021 Female 13-17
    93 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    ok so babays dont come out that easy and that fully rown and they added the robot sound from a testinf of a robotic mouth in japan i know this because ive seen the testing on a ray william johnson a youtube comedian who covers vile videos like the creepy robotic mouth
  69. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 3:22 am
    That was....interesting.
  70. Profile photo of FuriousTuna
    FuriousTuna Male 13-17
    39 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 10:26 am
    Uaa aa ee oo aa uaa o e i a uaa au i e uaa ie uaa.
  71. Profile photo of shadowarrior
    shadowarrior Male 18-29
    226 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    SHUT IT UP! SHUT IT UP!
  72. Profile photo of elliebraap
    elliebraap Female 13-17
    23 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    I want to be a midwife when I leave school. I hope I never come across this robot.. thing.
  73. Profile photo of JaaJaa
    JaaJaa Female 18-29
    9 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 5:26 am
    it sounds like a guy :/
  74. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 10:04 am
    There are some pretty horrendous birthing methods shown here. Security straps? F**K me.
  75. Profile photo of AnnaOmega
    AnnaOmega Female 13-17
    40 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 11:48 am
    That was so annoying.
  76. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    the voice was freaky
  77. Profile photo of PikoParty
    PikoParty Male 13-17
    102 posts
    August 18, 2010 at 11:18 pm
    now the only question, is can you have sex with it?

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