Japanese Robot Mouth Narrates Virtual Baby Maker

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Oh, God... NSFW.... we think.
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Male 102
now the only question, is can you have sex with it?
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Male 1,834
the voice was freaky
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Female 40
That was so annoying.
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Female 547
There are some pretty horrendous birthing methods shown here. Security straps? F**K me.
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Female 9
it sounds like a guy :/
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Female 23
I want to be a midwife when I leave school. I hope I never come across this robot.. thing.
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Male 226
SHUT IT UP! SHUT IT UP!
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Male 39
Uaa aa ee oo aa uaa o e i a uaa au i e uaa ie uaa.
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Male 724
That was....interesting.
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Female 93
ok so babays dont come out that easy and that fully rown and they added the robot sound from a testinf of a robotic mouth in japan i know this because ive seen the testing on a ray william johnson a youtube comedian who covers vile videos like the creepy robotic mouth
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Female 839
i have seen a video that soundtrack is off, it`s a speaking robot. i think the sound has just been added to that video.
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Male 2,868
God I hope they don`t get one of those for the lab at my school. Or if they do, I hope it has a different voice. WTF is that supposed to sound like?
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Male 25,416
creepy
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Male 3
Imagine yourself alone in a dark room with that thing making these sounds. And try not to poop in your pants.
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Male 2,332
So that`s what it would sound like if Stephen Hawking found a way to give birth.
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Female 388
VACUMN...FORCEPS???
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Male 2,229
loves Gerry`s comment
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Female 387
Wow, learning how deliver babies shouldn`t be this disturbing. Are the sound effects really necessary?
I would go home after that and hear those sounds in my nightmares.
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Male 415
this is annoying
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Female 525
thanks i-a-b you basards!!
my sister in law is in labor as i`m typing this.
i reaaaaaally didn`t need to see that.
really.
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Male 39,912
A woman is giving birth and she`s screaming at her husband. Calling him all kinds of names and vowing he`ll never touch her again!

The husband says, "Don`t blame me. You said taking it up the a$$ would hurt too much."
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Female 178
..ew >.<
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Female 446
Just a remark here. When i gave birth to each of my 3 boys without any pain medication...the only time i shouted out with pain was during the dilating time (contractions), and not the pushing time. Pushing time felt like such a relief, i didn`t scream or anything, not even a peep.I just concentrated on pushing and pushing. It just felt wierd to *feel* the baby coming down and out..like a bowling ball..but i don`t remember the pain cause it hurt just terribly before hand with the contractions. (I swear for the birth of my 3rd son 11 yrs ago...during the biggest contractions, i actually asked the nurse to knock me out...not with drugs though...just grab any ol bat and seriusly KNOCK ME OUT!) Good thing the nurse was patient and understood..if not, if it had been my way...i would probably be brain damaged.But then, i guess it would have been better that way, as raising 3 boys, i feel like i`ve been brain dammaged anyways... for atleast 15 years...lolll
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Female 3,726
Can we at least get a realistic baby cry...?
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Male 12
for everyone that say`s they would `hit it`, keep in mind the size of the object being excreted out of it. if you could hit it, that means your penis is so large, it would then relegate you to only having sex with this thing or a horse. congrats to you!
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Male 509
"I was against forceps but I had to have them when I had my baby or I would have had to get a c-section."
Either you put your profile information in wrong or you mean your wife/gf... or it`s your wife/gf using your account.
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Female 36
That was disturbing. I think 30 seconds of that is all I can take.
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Male 151
id tap that



just kidding
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Female 93
D=
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Male 53
I have been scarred for life. Major-K, you make me sick!
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Male 91
what the eff..

reminds me of lifeguard training where we had to give cpr to dolls, but a lot weirder.
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Female 196
I...I can`t. I watched exactly 22 seconds of it and that`s all I can handle. I don`t want to have nightmares tonight.
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Male 153
@TheGax

Yes but only for The Hulk
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Female 149
It sounds like a malfunctioning talking doll, and it makes me want to smash the hell out of it with a baseball bat to make it shut up. >_>
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Female 71
Oh my god. That made me laugh.
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Female 5,222
they should of just paid someone to stand in there and scream bloody murder for their traning.
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Female 134
D: My vagina has to get THAT big!?
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Female 876
why is vagina different color between 0:40 - 0:55? is...is it resembling a vagina torn apart? o.O
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Male 815
can that thing be used as a sex toy?
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Male 2,548
Teampink27, if one does pelvic strengthening exercises throughout their pregnancy and has a well practiced nurse assisting than vaginal tearing should not occur.

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Female 1,095
lmao. aaah, mmm. ah ah.
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Male 250
lol i guess its good practice the noises where annoying as fudge though
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Male 10
I was against forceps but I had to have them when I had my baby or I would have had to get a c-section.
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Female 533
umm yea I think I`ll pass on getting my vag torn apart thank you very much
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Male 209
I`d hit it...
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Female 222
this was actually kind of funny. I dont know why i found it so amusing lol
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Male 795
For those of you who don`t remember the audio is taken from the robot mouth clip posted a while back.

Creepy Talking Robot Mouth Prototype
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Male 337
I laughed so hard at this...
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Male 2,419
wtf is with the sounds it makes?
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Male 159
forceps? == NOT dratING COOL!!!!!
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Male 126
Sounds distressing. But I guess that`s how ur gonna feel when u deliver a baby with a woman screaming. Gotta keep cool under pressure.
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Female 965
Ahhhhhhhh, the forceps! D:
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Male 1,378
AAAAAAEEEEEEE EOOOOOOOOOOOO EOO EEHEEEEEAAAA EAAAAAAAAA YAAAAA
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Male 914
i never trained with that thing...thank god. it sounds like a cow in a blender
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Male 39,912
I get it`s probably a great training tool for medical people. But is that noise supposed to be the babies first cries or the mother screaming her fool head off?
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Female 1,324
people do deliver babies with forceps and vaccum devices, that`s why there`s a force meter too so you know about what is the right pressure.
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Female 354
What is the PURPOSE of that thing? D:
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Male 491
Cool! Movable legs and securing straps.
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Female 895
Forceps looked like a blast!!
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Male 554
Don`t you think that with all the technology available these days they could of at least used a real human voice for that thing!
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Female 696
I`ve heard that robot noise somewhere before.......
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Male 72
At least if you don`t like the look of your robot baby you can shove the thing back in there.
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Male 179
uh... yeah, you don`t want to deliver a baby with forceps or a vacuum cleaner. get ready to kill a kid.
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Male 105
I thought the robot was creepy as all hell earlier, but when used as a soundtrack to this, it`s the most brilliant piece of comedy I`ve seen all day.
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Male 3,369
Wait..no one considered the other uses for this thing? Really? I mean..c`mon...IT HAS MOVEABLE LEGS AND AN ANNOYING VOICE!
as far as I`m concerned.....it doesn`t get any more realistic than this.
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Male 2,402
I am now prepared to deliver a baby. I can safely say that I can grab the tongs from my BBQ pit to gently guide that head out of the womb. No need insurance now. :P
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Male 56
My wife has had 4kids, and she just said that listening to that robot was worse than all 4 labors combined....
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Female 2,120
D:
Now I never want to give birth
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Male 16
WTF I am going to have nightmares because of this! Why does it have to make noise!
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Female 737
Just showed my husband...I think he will have nightmares for the rest of his life.
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Male 350
O_o
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Male 1,625
I am offically freaked the F out.
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Male 295
It`s from that vid a while back of scientists demonstrating a robotic mouth making vowel sounds. It was creepy enough alone, now this...
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Male 10
u knwo someone somewhere wants to put a fleshlight in this adn use it, but whats with teh robot making sounds liek a passing a human?....oh wait
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Female 2,674
Why does it keep going ah ee oo aye ah?
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Male 4,546
Make it stop....
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Male 20,908
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