It`s Sam The Seal`s Birthday Today! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Weird

In his honor, zookeepers are torturing fish for him.
There are 34 comments:
Male 224
I wonder what that seal tastes like...
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Male 1,834
nice
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Male 25,416
Awww...
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Male 97
Don`t think you can torture a dead fish
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Female 533
haha, awww
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Male 2,220
@nitrojunkie "The wikipedia is strong with this one"

Dude I`m a wildlife nutjob - I know this poo. Sometimes for a laugh I`ll dive into Wiki and look for errors.

Besides wiki can only tell you so much - it won`t tell you what the breath of a really fcked off elephant seal smells like, nor how fast someobody has to run to outpace a bull sea lion that thinks your innocent cough was an invitation to dance...
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Male 6,694
Hey. A candle fish.
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Male 758
@MattPrince

The Wikipedia is strong with this one.
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Female 463
@BunnyNaku-That pretty much sums it up lol
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Female 5,222
>.<!!
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Male 2,220
"@soundchic - it`s a mammal, it lives mostly in or around seawater, it`s not a whale or dolphin or walrus or porpoise/dugong. By my count, seals and sealions are interchangeable."

You obviously know jack about your pinnipeds sir.

Otarids (sea lions) are very different structurally from Phocid`s (true seals). True seals are excellent swimmers and cr*p on land, sea-lions are better on land, and not so efficient under the water. The difference is *very* important as you can outrun a pissed off elephant or leopard seal - not so easy with an aggresive fur seal, or sea-lion. Of course you can`t outswim either (unless you are Patrick Duffy).

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Female 654
hehe funny zookeepers..it reminds me of muddy mud skipper.
"do me a favor kid,would ja. ya lousy bum."
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Female 92
he looks pleased
-.-

so i`m pleased
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Male 703
@soundchic - it`s a mammal, it lives mostly in or around seawater, it`s not a whale or dolphin or walrus or porpoise/dugong. By my count, seals and sealions are interchangeable.
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Male 3,915
lol
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Male 325
Well, its face doesn`t show any emotion so I assume the rapid flipping of its tail means its happy.
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Male 1,240
HOOYAH!
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Female 80
its a sea lion. it was ear flaps. seals do not.
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Male 648
Well its not like you can waterboard the fish...
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Female 316
AAAAWWWWWW of the day? Definitely AotD worthy!!!!

Did I mention AAAWWWWWWW.
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Male 105
D`AWWWWWWW
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Male 725
They taught the fish how to deepthroat?
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Female 2,352
We made you a fish candle stick holder the least you can do is open your eyes you lazy bastard!

Adorable.
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Male 931
Gerry1of1
That depends. Where do you want the candle to be located on the stripper? ;)
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Female 1,181
great idea for candlestick holders.
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Male 38,483
On my birthday, can I get a stripper with a candle?
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Male 1,596
not much of a celebration for the fish though
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Female 1,623
The seal god is satisfied with your sacrifice...
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Male 2,841
Sam looks just as confused as I am.
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Male 257
Yeah, that`s adorable. ^_^
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Female 1,071
i actually think thats pretty cute.
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Female 281
N`aww how cute. And what a creative candle holder. :P
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Male 4,680
My mum did the same thing with puppies on my birthday.

Might explain my current mental state I suppose.
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Male 20,182
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