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Date: 08/09/10 12:33 PM

35 Responses to It`s Sam The Seal`s Birthday Today! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18853 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    Link: It`s Sam The Seal`s Birthday Today! - In his honor, zookeepers are torturing fish for him.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    My mum did the same thing with puppies on my birthday.

    Might explain my current mental state I suppose.
  3. Profile photo of SkyeDragon
    SkyeDragon Female 18-29
    281 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    N`aww how cute. And what a creative candle holder. :P
  4. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    i actually think thats pretty cute.
  5. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    Yeah, that`s adorable. ^_^
  6. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    Sam looks just as confused as I am.
  7. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    The seal god is satisfied with your sacrifice...
  8. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    not much of a celebration for the fish though
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    On my birthday, can I get a stripper with a candle?
  10. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    great idea for candlestick holders.
  11. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    Gerry1of1
    That depends. Where do you want the candle to be located on the stripper? ;)
  12. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    We made you a fish candle stick holder the least you can do is open your eyes you lazy bastard!

    Adorable.
  13. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    They taught the fish how to deepthroat?
  14. Profile photo of Jackdabomb
    Jackdabomb Male 13-17
    105 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    D`AWWWWWWW
  15. Profile photo of KellsBells
    KellsBells Female 30-39
    316 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    AAAAWWWWWW of the day? Definitely AotD worthy!!!!

    Did I mention AAAWWWWWWW.
  16. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    Well its not like you can waterboard the fish...
  17. Profile photo of soundchic41
    soundchic41 Female 18-29
    80 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    its a sea lion. it was ear flaps. seals do not.
  18. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    HOOYAH!
  19. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    Haha very cute.
  20. Profile photo of YoungOola
    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    Well, its face doesn`t show any emotion so I assume the rapid flipping of its tail means its happy.
  21. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    lol
  22. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    @soundchic - it`s a mammal, it lives mostly in or around seawater, it`s not a whale or dolphin or walrus or porpoise/dugong. By my count, seals and sealions are interchangeable.
  23. Profile photo of Ninabear3
    Ninabear3 Female 18-29
    92 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 10:36 pm
    he looks pleased
    -.-

    so i`m pleased
  24. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 11:32 pm
    hehe funny zookeepers..it reminds me of muddy mud skipper.
    "do me a favor kid,would ja. ya lousy bum."
  25. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 12:03 am
    "@soundchic - it`s a mammal, it lives mostly in or around seawater, it`s not a whale or dolphin or walrus or porpoise/dugong. By my count, seals and sealions are interchangeable."

    You obviously know jack about your pinnipeds sir.

    Otarids (sea lions) are very different structurally from Phocid`s (true seals). True seals are excellent swimmers and cr*p on land, sea-lions are better on land, and not so efficient under the water. The difference is *very* important as you can outrun a pissed off elephant or leopard seal - not so easy with an aggresive fur seal, or sea-lion. Of course you can`t outswim either (unless you are Patrick Duffy).

  26. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 12:28 am
    >.<!!
  27. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 12:31 am
    @BunnyNaku-That pretty much sums it up lol
  28. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 7:55 am
    @MattPrince

    The Wikipedia is strong with this one.
  29. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 8:26 am
    Hey. A candle fish.
  30. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 10:46 am
    @nitrojunkie "The wikipedia is strong with this one"

    Dude I`m a wildlife nutjob - I know this poo. Sometimes for a laugh I`ll dive into Wiki and look for errors.

    Besides wiki can only tell you so much - it won`t tell you what the breath of a really fcked off elephant seal smells like, nor how fast someobody has to run to outpace a bull sea lion that thinks your innocent cough was an invitation to dance...
  31. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 10:19 pm
    haha, awww
  32. Profile photo of craftymiser
    craftymiser Male 30-39
    96 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    Don`t think you can torture a dead fish
  33. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    Awww...
  34. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 12:33 am
    nice
  35. Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 12, 2010 at 12:36 am
    I wonder what that seal tastes like...

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