Interior Semiotics: Dumb Hipsters And Their `Art`

Submitted by: Alpha-Leader 7 years ago in Weird

Hipster "artist" fails at opening a can of pasta, wipes dirt on herself and then pisses on the floor. IT"S ART PEOPLE!
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Male 1
For those who have watched this and asked "wtf": A quick review of Interior Semiotics
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Female 1,077
i would have murdered her. as lame as it sounds, what pissed me off the most was her failed attempt at nihilism.
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Female 149
ok so fingering yourself and supposedly pissing on the floor is art...I think not. I think someone is an attention whore.
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Female 400
"She probably climbed into her Lexus that daddy bought her after cutting up her designer jeans. Rather contradictory. Only someone completely spoiled and over-privileged could have this kind of disdain for all the things they have."

That`s an awful big assumption you made there, don`t you think?
I mean, yeah, it`s possible, but we have no real idea at all, do we?


I honestly don`t think anyone there enjoyed it. I kind of got the impression that the applause was just to cover up how uncomfortable they all were.
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Male 1,351
5:36, that guy in the middle looks a lot like B.J. Novak (If you don`t know him, Wiki the name and shame on you). Other than that, the video offered no interest for me.
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Male 6,694
Im glad I wasnt there. WTF.
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Female 12
that`s freaking disgusting
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Male 81
Why are almost all comments here are negative?

I mean, If someone could define Art to me and how to consider something an Art, I`d be happy and will take your criticisms about the event.
Did you see the audience were shocked? were you shocked or surprised?
To make it simpler, did it leave something for you to think about?

Come on! I believe the first guy who sculpted a penis was laugh at.
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Female 40
Gross.
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Female 196
I can`t believe SOMEONE out of that entire room didn`y stand up and say that was the stupidest crap they`d ever seen.

She ruined a perfectly good can of skettios. And a good pair of jeans.
Hi, I can just pay my rent and important bills and I could have used that can of skettios (unless it was the one with the hot dog slices those make me want to vomit) and a new pair of jeans but thank you for sacrificing them to show me your art.
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Male 19
who else feels that this just goes to prove we need to whipe the hipster kids off the face of the earth there far more useless than us W.o.W. nerds. RAKTUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <shadow council>
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Male 1,451
Umm.. did she just put dirt all over her hand and shove it up her vadge?
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Male 653
I want to get her into the bedroom, you know she`d do some crazy shiz am i right men
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Male 25
You suppose they paid for that? I saw it here for free and I feel ripped off.
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Male 119
How much do you think they paid to sit in the splash zone?
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Female 62
really? two minutes to open a can?
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Male 90
"WTF where`s Darwin when you need him?"

Yeah, darwin would shoot her with a shotgun! We can safely assume that her chances of finding a mate after that is much slimmer, that`s darwinism for ya!
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Male 303
How the hell do you not know how to open a can of anything?

*looks after 2 mins*

ok, it took ya that long?
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Female 261
If this is "art," then what`s its message? "I`m a moron, and so are all of you?" I think they`re all just there because they were hoping to see her...girlie parts when she was pissing. There were several in the audience who seemed wa-a-ay to interested in that part of it.
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Female 12
Where`s the nearest mental hospitol?
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Female 12
this is very disturbing. i wouldn`t call it art. idk why they are clapping.
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Female 72
"Everything is shït." eh? Why`d she bother to clean up? She probably climbed into her Lexus that daddy bought her after cutting up her designer jeans. Rather contradictory. Only someone completely spoiled and over-privileged could have this kind of disdain for all the things they have.
Even dumber than her retärded preachy performance, the audience are truly the fools for cheering her like they are in some kind of rock concert. They were probably so uncomfortable it was easier to just conform and make noise. Hmm, maybe she was right after all. The guy who said "I am so hungry right now." was the best part of this whole video.
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Female 4
Whats more astounding, the fact that this event even occurred or that people actually enjoyed it?
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Male 5,189
Wtf is this poo? Oh wait its poo.
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Male 759
DO NOT WANT
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Male 305
I suggest a new label for videos like this: NSFP (not suitable for people)
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Male 725
If they`re all in there, who`s keeping Starbucks busy?
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Male 2,004
seriously, this does not deserve to exist and why did that chick say vagina at the end?
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Female 71
i dont even get what the hell i just watched... people r WEIRD
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Female 84
It`s so deep man... like... average people don`t get it. This is the kind of art for pretentious, "intellectually superior" beings.
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Male 71
how do u not just laugh at it?
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Female 137
So is everything on here now from 4chan?
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Male 1,313
Oh, I get it! It`s the opening to Cloverfield 2! A piss Pour Sequel.
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Female 839
seriously, are you frikking kidding me? this has actually made me feel rage. i would be tempted to go lay one off on her stage, never mind pee on it. i`d probably get an even bigger applause than she did.
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Female 126
I love how everyone in the room is like what the f***.
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Male 772
@Suicism: You`re an idiot, you know that?
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Male 3,631
And you just gotta know most, if not all of the people in that room voted for Obama - way to go.
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Male 45
asian dude was tryin to look WAY up in it haha
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Male 224
So...by these peoples logic the mentally challenged are actually all just artists?
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Male 47
bad art is bad, pissing in public was avant garde forty years ago, now it is just boring.

what I loved was how most of the audience were there just to see if she would go through with it.

Still though, if I was going to a show where a girl was going to cover herself in oil and piss on herself I would have come away disappointed

A brave girl, using a left handed scissors (wrong handed) near her crotch.
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Male 22
Thdot for the win!
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Male 658
This type of art is made just to provoke people in to talking about it. Good or bad. And seeing the five pages of comments you people made i`d say she was successful.
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Male 28
She seened so perfectly normal bit odd opening a can with a load of people watching and then...speechless to which I can only think what the art was about being speechless.
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Male 2,402
TalcumX replied:
Saturday, August 7, 2010 12:56:03 AM
I`ll bet they`re all democrats too.

handys003 response:
Even though I`m Republican I wouldn`t wish that on the Democrats nor do I think they know what a Democrat would be. ;)
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Male 103
@Talcum
Of course they`re not democrats that would be far too main-stream.They vote for some party you`ve never heard of.
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Male 103
somebody please please kill her and everyone in that room.
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Male 877
....fanny out, hats off!
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Male 113
Man ray is art, this is`nt.
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Male 1
Waste of good canned pasta product really.
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Male 561
I`ll bet they`re all democrats too.
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Female 30
that girl was on her drating period, what the drat.
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Male 13
the thought of almost everyone is "this is so drated up and random that it MUST be art, if I laugh or smile here I`m gonna lose respect for not being hipster enough"
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Male 252
Eh, performance art seems to be more about the guts to make a complete and utter fool of yourself infront of a ton of people. My old theatre teacher used to tell me about a man who took a poo in a jar on stage infront of about 500 people... Standing ovation. Yech.
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Female 105
o_o.. I have this ungodly urge to smite her.
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Male 1,587
"everything is sh*t"
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Male 1,587
hey hey hey! new meme tip "everything is poo"
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Female 491
God, I hate my generation...
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Female 225
LOL at the girl trying not to laugh
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Male 1,587
wait... why`d she stick her finger all up in herself to pee?

God save us. at this point only He can. Holy poo.
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Female 198
What....The....F+ck....
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Female 151
I`m calling fake, not because I actually think this fake but because I refuse to believe people have sunk to this level of stupidity for the sake of being `unique` and `artsy`. My brain almost killed itself; I`m appalled to the point of anger. Why do these people exist?! Bah, I`ll never get use to it.
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Male 236
OKAY, WHAT THE FUDGE?!
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Male 34
What. The. Hell. Was. That?
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Male 1,834
lame
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Female 999
I love the look on the guy with the camera`s face at 5:51.
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Male 228
it looks like she sharted on the floor
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Male 141
Yep, everything is poo.
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Male 228
are these people retarded? i am scared.
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Male 2,419
does she think she`s a witch? what`s with the gibberish? maybe everything is $hit cuz she keeps $hitting on everything
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Male 904
SPARTAKITTY- thank you for turning my ire around. You made me LOL. And good.
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Male 904
Although I know it`s not the case I keep hoping that that chick was just doing it as a giant `fock you` to the audience. Cuz that daffy broad wouldn`t know art if it kneed her squarely in the cont. After many years in SF and NYC I`m really ready to send all these focktard hipsters back to wherever the fock they came from. Oddly, if I saw someone playing a really crappy song I wouldn`t be nearly as incensed. I wonder what it is about `performance art`...
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Female 4,376
Why would you clap for that?
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Male 12
okay...
a) What a waste of food..
b) really? that was good?
III)would I be the only one heckling, boo`ing and chanting "you suck get off the nonstage" ?
4)How long will the "everything is poo, blah blah blah self worth" trend last? I used to think that when I was like 12-13.
e)Who let the "sped" aka special ed girl out without here helmet?
VI) did I say really? this was good already?
g) god I just hate people
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Male 17
HAHA that chick at the end "va-gi-na"
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Male 76
dont mind me. im just gonna wipe up my pissy mud pile with my shirt.
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Male 12,138
What a crock of sh*te. Modern "art" is all pish.
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Male 33
Congratulations I-A-B. I think you`ve finally found a "daddy didn`t love me" video.
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Male 795
"I paid $15 for this?"
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Male 160
erm... how complex???
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Female 803
b*tches be crazy. really though, people that groupthink that severely need to be put in solitary confinement so they`re forced to think for themselves for once.
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Male 1,083
sucks to be Kevin Gallagher. he has to perform on the same stage next.
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Male 815
i...i dont think she -pissed- herself o_o
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Female 527
What just happened here?
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Male 2
I do not understand what has happened here. Can somebody fill me in?
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Male 105
What the hell was going on?
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Male 1,256
Let me say, as a studying and practicing artist myself, that that was absolutely f`ing retarded.
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Female 5,222
0.0 wtf..
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Male 143
She cut her vagina!?!?
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Female 204
Spaghettios and alcohol - Ive had many nights exactly like this one!! Thats not "art", thats college.
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Female 337
1. Was she speaking in tongues?
2. Did she cut herself or was she on her reds?
3. .... What the dingle berry was that??
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Female 2,120
Spaghetti-O`s: Surprisingly non-conformist
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Male 68
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Magical!!
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Male 2,402
Holy Sh*t! I feel like I`m watching through video as Randle Patrick McMurphy in One Flew Over the Cuckoo`s Nest. Where is Nurse Ratched!

You gotta be kidding me! The Avant-Garde of Americas future!? Just lobotomize me now and get it over with.
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Male 28
That was so f**king stupid. This is why hipsters shouldn`t be allowed to breathe.
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Male 299
Well at least we know fast food joints won`t be running out of employees anytime soon.
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Female 43
If I was there, I`d be that one person restraining my laughter until you starts smearing spaghetti-O`s on her shirt. Then, I would just repeatedly yell "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" NOBODY likes wasted pasta.
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Female 536
*Emperor`s :-)
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Female 536
This is one of those Emporer`s New Clothes deals, right? Please tell me that at least one person in that audience was going "WTF am I even watching?!"

On a side note, front row seats for this performance? DO NOT WANT.
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Male 52
I am disgusted.
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Female 451
urinary tract infection.
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Male 15,510
Im scared to see where the world is now and where is heading towards
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Male 10
Did anyone bother to watch this to the end?
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Male 363
If this is what being hipster is all about and if I just f**king witnessed hipster "art," then I seriously want no part of it.

That was just f**king stupid. It amazes me how retarded some people can be.
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Male 197
And for her encore performance she will pull something out of her ass!
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Male 670
look at the drating people watching her, look like a bunch of hippy scumbags
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Male 83
d`drat dude. d`drat.
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Female 2,525
Hipsters are too cool to understand can openers.
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Male 11
what the drat was that...
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Male 39,759
Hey America! It`s your NEA dollars AT WORK!
This sort of `shock art` has been around since the 1890s FFS! But the panting dogs of the liberal classes still turn out to see the "new and edgy" art crapola...
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Male 153
Sacre bleu!!! Je peu dire MERDE!!!! Through the beauty of language, I have the power to circumvent IAB`s language filter! MERDE MERDE MERDE MEEEEERRRRDDDDEEEE!!!!! Vas faire foutre a la vache, IAB language filterrrr!!!
P.S. If it`s old news, oh well. It`s news to me!
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Male 68
yikes...
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Male 695
This isn`t art, it`s potty training! And she failed it!
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Male 2,056
mais ceci ce vraiment merde
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Male 2,056
First 2.5 minutes: TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
2:30-4:00 wait WHAT?! LMFAO
4:00-5:50 ummmm, alright....???
WHAT ARE YOU CLAPPING FOR, THAT WAS THE WEIRDEST CRAP EVER!!

yeeeeeaa art!

(lmao Pudding1969)
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Male 1,287
ceci n`est pas art
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Female 446
Ahhhh! La arteeeste! Bravo for le je-ne-sait-quoi!! Alors, now, evrrybodeee back in le padded cells. Tomorrow we are visité by le nouvelle arteeeste, Monsieur Le Can Opener Electrique who weeel le regurgite everrrything mangé-d, but swallows le can. Apres an 8 howers intermission, le Monsieur will geev rebirth a le can. This will be le fantastique!!!!
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Male 975
drat that, that might have been the gayest poo I`ve ever seen!

To give an applause for something I`d do after snorting 60mg of Oxycontin and having a mental breakdown is embarrassing.

I`m gonna smoke a bowl and pretend I`ve never seen this.
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Male 491
Stupid people are EVERYWHERE. Her parents are so PROUD.
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Male 10
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEEAHHHHHHHHHH!!
im sorry but thats a bit much - next time i go out on a friday night and do the same in the street- im going to be mighty dissapointed when then officers dont "whoop" me!
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Male 931
Don`t mean to sound like a philistine but im not really up for watching people pissing infront of me.
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Male 2,868
BTW- did this happen in Portland? The crowd looks awfully Portlandey. Or do hipsters coordinate their uniform on a national scale?
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Male 2,868
Lol, I found this gem on a blog critiquing this awful performance:


Question: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: It’s an obscure number, you’ve probably never heard of it.
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Male 432
@ 1:19, what`s that girl taking a picture of? LOL
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Male 41
Is it wrong I found this kind of hot?
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Male 716
Check the Asian guys at the front, clearly there just to see her piss on the floor
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Male 219
Hey!! I KNOW her!! ....wait.... nah!
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Male 219
She needs to shop for her pasta somewhere else. There was certainly something wrong with hers.
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Male 3,325
"What... the... hell...
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I can`t find the words. D:"

Apparently, neither could she.
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Male 2,868
I don`t know what`s worse- the performance, or the enthusiastic applause after. BTW- was this shot in Portalnd, OR? `Cause it looks like a Portlandey crowd.
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Male 3,842
The real question is, why are so many people sitting there WATCHING her fail to open a can, smear dirt on herself, and then take a piss?
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Male 25,417
That was not worth the wait!
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Male 47
I`m not sure taht she urinated on the floor, it looked more like poo to me. Also, That would fit better with her whole "Everything is s**t" message.

I am impressed that she was able to convey the worldview of angsty teens while method acting as a mentally handicapped exhibitionist who had the runs. *sarcasm*

One sad thing is, honestly, two minutes to open a can of spaghetti-Os?
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Male 219
Hey!! I KNOW her!! ....wait.... nah!
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Male 178
At least she had the decency to clean up be part of the "Art"
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Male 9
I didn`t get taught this in my art class.
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Female 1,894
this is soo artsy, i pooped my pants to make a statement against all this SHI...
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Male 2,028
What... the... hell...
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I can`t find the words. D:
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Male 316
WTF where`s Darwin when you need him?
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Male 317
Seems like a well organized scheme to masturbate in front of her class mates. Exhibitionist`s are getting crafty...
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Male 2,670
This is what you you do when you long to be an artist but lack any artistic talent whatsoever.
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Male 3,894
You know what, shame on all of you for laughing at a mentally handicapped girl getting nervous during her final exam.

At least the camera-person had the decency to spend the majority of the video watching the rest of the class.
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Male 621
What
The
F***
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Male 48
I wonder if that woman thinks her art is sh*t and valueless also?
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Female 1,623
Took her too much time opening that can; and at some point I thought she was like, having an orgasm or a mental breakdown, something along those lines...

What. The. F*ck.?
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Male 235
What the bloody hell was that?!?
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Male 648
OMG What does this mean?!!?! Whats Happening?!
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Female 895
Gross. I would rather watch "bme pain Olympics" again. she`s fu cking creepy.
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Female 737
Got to go buy some Chef Boy-ardy for dinner tonight.
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Female 251
I need to soak my brain in a vat of acid.
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Female 965
I had to play music over it because I couldn`t stand the silence. It was still 5hit.

Oh God, the length of time it took to open that can. DX Remind me never to ask her to make me dinner.
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Female 240
That`s not even piss, that`s like.. piss and blood or something.. WTF
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Female 404
lmao I <3 iab comments haha
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Male 301
why?
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why did i spend 7 minutes watching this crap
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Male 808
more like wipes dirt "inside" herself
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Female 28
Oh Dear lord. WHAT WAS THAT?


Mind. Blown.

>.<
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Male 569
so beautiful, so deep.
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Male 833
she can barely open a can of spaghetti-os... let alone cook them. someones not getting a husband anytime soon.
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Female 1,001
What just happened?
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Male 118
no interweb bad bad interweb
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Female 798
Somebody please just send a nuke into that room, we can take out a bunch of losers in one sweep.
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Female 2,674
WTF did I just watch?
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Female 2,352
How do you tell if a hipster is bored? Seriously.
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Male 4,680
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Male 4,680
This is the worst porn film I`ve ever seen.
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Female 272
...why?
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Male 8
Link: Interior Semiotics: Dumb Hipsters And Their `Art` [Rate Link] - Hipster `artist` fails at opening a can of pasta, wipes dirt on herself and then pisses on the floor. IT`S ART PEOPLE!
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