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Date: 08/26/10 09:02 AM

46 Responses to In Case Of Chinese Emergency, Brake [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 8:52 am
    Link: In Case Of Chinese Emergency, Brake - Well, the Incredible Hulk and the Kool-Aid Guy are going to be OK, but what about the rest of us?
  2. Profile photo of 614188
    614188 Male 18-29
    220 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 9:12 am
    wow.....I GOT THE POWER
  3. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7462 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 9:16 am
    i hope its just drywall
  4. Profile photo of DeadDisco
    DeadDisco Male 18-29
    91 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 9:17 am
    lawled
  5. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 9:19 am
    Uhh sorry Fancy, that`s Japanese. Sometimes they use Chinese letters.

    and now for my own witty comment:

    HULK SMASH!!!
  6. Profile photo of Sidragasum
    Sidragasum Male 18-29
    169 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 9:19 am
    I really hope someone is dressed as the Kool-aid guy when there is an emergency.
  7. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 9:20 am
    Jeez, does anyone have a hammer?
  8. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7462 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 9:32 am
    cajun is right, you can tell by the hiragana.
  9. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 9:37 am
    Wait a minute "Brake this wall"?
  10. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9235 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 9:43 am
    I knew I should of friended The Hulk on fb.
  11. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 10:18 am
    arent asians small? how the hell are they gonna bust through a wall anyway :|
  12. Profile photo of Magicant
    Magicant Female 18-29
    277 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 10:52 am
    Japanese
  13. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 11:01 am
    >>Jeez, does anyone have a hammer?

    That would be "break". Clearly we are looking for a pedal or hand-lever on this wall.
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    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 11:14 am
    Where`s the sledgehammer though? Should add instructions "Use asian ninja powers to do so!"
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 11:16 am
    Behind that wall, is another sign attached to an impenetrable brick wall that reads:

    "lol you are f*cked dude!"
  16. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 11:22 am
    Already been said, but Japanese.
  17. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 11:23 am
    i could
  18. Profile photo of christchex97
    christchex97 Female 18-29
    163 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 11:25 am
    breaking the wall. OH YEAH!!! :)
  19. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 11:28 am
    Pshh. I got that.
  20. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    So, if this wall somehow detaches itself from the building and starts mowing people down on the street, the only way to escape is to hit the brakes on the wall?

    Why would anyone install a braking system in a wall in the first place? Or for that matter, a car engine and wheels?
  21. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    below that signs reads "or be a pansy and use the door and stairs."
  22. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    that`s japanese >.>
  23. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    roar!
  24. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    OH, YEAH!!

    (Does this wall drive?)
  25. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    Chinese emergency? really?
  26. Profile photo of mikkiv
    mikkiv Female 13-17
    9 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    In Japan they have thin walls between the verandas in apartments. In case of a fire or other emergency, you break the wall and go to the next room
  27. Profile photo of helix25
    helix25 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    jap... IAB retardation +1.
  28. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    If you`re not willing to hire a fact-checker Fancy, I`ll be glad to do it for free.

    Japanese...
  29. Profile photo of nofatchicks
    nofatchicks Male 18-29
    257 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    ha. IAB says everything is japanese when its not and now when it is they say its chinese.
  30. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    THIS IS RACIST!!!
  31. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    This is obviously Japanese you clueless, mindless *beeeeeep*
  32. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32744 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    HEY! Wasn`t everybody p*ssing on Fancylad for saying everythingwas Japanese, now he says it`s Chinese and y`all are p*ssing on him for it!
    Either y`all are really fussy...
    Or Fancylad just likes watersports...
  33. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    Japanese ... but who really cares.. still funny.


  34. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    its asian... lets just leave it at that alright?
  35. Profile photo of sausage1
    sausage1 Male 13-17
    83 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    ITS JUST FREAKING ASIAN!
  36. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 10:08 pm
    It`s pretty easy to sight ID different asian scripts (well, really most scripts in the world with a little exposure). Japanese writing (as long as it`s not all kanji) has a very distinct look, as does hangul (Korean), and they both look different enough from Chinese that you should be able to tell them apart. Cyrillic looks hella different from english too but folks don`t call all Russian isht "Chinese" so, wtf?
  37. Profile photo of TheTrees
    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 10:42 pm
    "In case of emergancy, "HEY KOOL-AID"
  38. Profile photo of 356094
    356094 Male 18-29
    109 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:14 am
    How can people still confuse Japanese with Chinese?
  39. Profile photo of neosophist
    neosophist Male 18-29
    138 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:25 am
    ah yes. how i hate you wanna be analytical types that think they know how to identify every asian language in the god damned book. call a spade a spade, its asian. leave it at that. move on and stop your petty squabbling. it reminds of a circus, and i hate the circus.

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  40. Profile photo of Arvz
    Arvz Male 18-29
    236 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 1:34 am
    Let`s just all agree that it`s asian writing.
  41. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 2:27 am
    Chinese, Japanese, Korean...whatever. As if any one of us can read the Asian writing (yes I can`t read it anymore than you can). Just pay attention to braking the wall!
  42. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 7:30 am
    Who gives a drat what language the original writing is in, the funny part is the English translation.
  43. Profile photo of scienceguy47
    scienceguy47 Male 18-29
    97 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:02 am
    UM HOW DO YOU BRAKE WITHOUT A BRAKE
  44. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    Actually, I think it`s Spanish.
  45. Profile photo of nikkuchan
    nikkuchan Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    It`s Japanese, and it really does say "In case of emergency, break wall to escape." Weird...
  46. Profile photo of plahblah
    plahblah Female 18-29
    151 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 12:42 am
    I find it funny that usually when there`s a post with Asian writing iab assumes it`s Japanese, and the one time it is they call it Chinese. Not that I actually care, it`s just funny.

    Though I agree with paddy215, English translation is the joke here.

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