Ice Cream Truck Converted Into God Mobile [Pic]

Submitted by: Lightfoot 6 years ago in Weird

Prepare for a buzz kill if you were still hoping for ice cream.
There are 78 comments:
Male 185
Yahweh....isn`t that the trees name in avatar?.....hmmm maybe thats their religion....
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Female 1,181
do they still serve ice cream?
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Female 30
I`d laugh if someone got hit by that truck and died.
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Male 1
Holy crap, I actually saw this truck in Perth. It just drove slowly up the street making this freaky droning sound.
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Male 9
No thats in Australia lol
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Male 723
We have a winner! And the award for the world`s most depressing ice cream van goes to ...

8-) LJ
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Male 422
Oh god.
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Male 17,512
paddyt07: `Fear` in the old testament meant `Utmost respect`. That is not the same as a phobia, Where people are so scared, That they avoid what they `fear`. There are different types of fear just as there are different types of love. We are to have the utmost respect AND the utmost love for God.
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Female 188
"Prepare to meet your creator" He musn`t be much of a driver.
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Female 28
This has got to be in Hawaii! There`s a takeout place out there that has FEAR GOD stickers all over the place, including their soda cups which also indicate that they are a proud sponsor of the Fear God Weightlifting Team. Creepy!
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Male 1,557
"God is Love" at the bottom and "FEAR GOD" at the top, lol.

"Accept my unconditional love or suffer for all eternity in hell" ... thank you for those choices, Lord.
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Male 1,067
I hate how you get a lot of Christians who feel the need to tell you to fear God despite also saying that he "is love" and is all powerful, all forgiving etc.
Too many contradictions for my liking.
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Male 2,893
Why is sex a sin when you have to do it to make babies?
I don`t read the Bible, sorry.
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Female 122
Oh dear Lord...
It is poo like that that make me ashamed of my faith.
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Male 383
And it`s an ice cream truck to lure little kids in!
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Female 3,598
i wanna get down on my knees and please jesus, i wanna feel his salvation all over my face...
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Male 2,868
@Glendower- Fun Tom Waits fact: He got the idea for the song "Chocolate Jesus" after his father in law invested in the company that makes "Testamints," individually wrapped mints with a different bible verse on each wrapper.
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Male 336
So thats where Tom Waits got his Chocolate Jesus.
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Male 5,190
But I want Ice Cream.
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Male 3,482
Dude, I`d take bologna or something and stick it all over the sides.

If you`re wondering, bologna has a similar effect to eggs when it comes to taking off the paint, but it`s even better because it doesn`t have to be a hot day, and it sticks to the sides really well, lol.

He`d have polka dots in his words.
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Male 430
Can I still get sprinkles?
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Male 491
Blah blah blah derp derp derp I have heard people like this speak at a local park, totally ruined my afternoon.
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Male 348
I never understood why I should fear a "loving and compasionate" God?
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Male 2,700
"I personally believe the look of Hell fits the sin"

Well if thats the case hell yeah....Considering in some translations sex out of the missionary position is sin....So YAY an eternity of non missionary sex!!!!
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Male 1,013
I`ll take a pillar of salt pop and a frozen pregnant virgin cup please. (I promise not to look back as I walk away).
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Male 2,700
"Get your priest here, come get your Roman catholic priest here...In the PEDOVAN!!!"
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Male 312
I am the LORD!!!
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Male 454
Goof. Natural selection should weed him out soon.
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Male 1,451
"God Spoke / God Wrote"

I always thought it was "Man Wrote"
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Male 50

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Male 725
These guys aren`t making their religion look any better.
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Female 463
I`d blow it up :)
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Male 384
@deadmeat553: i believe you are correct, sir.
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Male 25,416
O thought there was going to be ice cream!
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Male 224
...high five? So much effort into so much idiocracy.
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Male 12,138
"Prepare to meet your creator"...

No funny joke, I got run over by an ice-cream truck when I was 8 years old, broke my leg... maybe it was this guy!
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Male 149
I follow no religion, i simply believe in god and try to follow all that is good and true, so i`m pretty sure that means i cant lose.
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Female 1,798
@ DeathToLems:

I believe you are to both love and fear God--if you follow the teachings of the Bible, anyway. God is endless love, with a never-ending patience and he always forgives--yet he has one heck of a temper sometimes and his wrath is pretty horrible. if you don`t love him, be afraid becuase he could send you to Hell (which doesn`t always have to be fire/brimstone, btw--I personally believe the look of Hell fits the sin).

it`s kind of like how you feel toward your parents when they`re angry at you--you love them because they`re your parents and you know they`ll always be there for you and forgive you, yet you might be a little afraid of the punishment and the anger.

in my humble opinion, anyway :)
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Female 3,562
It would be hilarious if he ran down an atheist.

Also, to jump into the religious debate, god created the devil and all that is evil, therefore he wants you to suffer if you don`t do what he wants. He just loves you that much. Next time you`re suffering remember that it`s only because god loves to see you suffer.
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Female 2,352
This ice cream tastes self rightous-y.
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Male 2,841
So no ice cream?
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Male 95
The combination of the "prepare to meet your creator" sign above the windshield and the sizaeable brush guard would be pretty scary to see coming your way on the road.
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Male 1,365
What, not even "Heavenly Hash" ice cream?
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Female 1,435
fear god? really? why should you fear god and then say that god is love? i honestly don`t understand that. shouldn`t you fear Satan. because if you believe in god you believe in the devil, so surly it should be the devil you should be fearing. right?
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Male 38,511
I get why some people need religion, but zealots like this are just funny.

Fanatics {about anything} are funny to watch.
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Male 2,229
fire bomb that abomination
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Male 4,014
I`d hate to hear its chime
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Male 54
does it run on prayer?
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Male 342
I scream, you scream, we all scream for religion!
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Female 200
noooooooooooooooooooo I miss the ice cresm... ;_;
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Male 5,194
Conservative religious psychotics. Notice the little gun-hatch to the right of the door to shoot anyone that doesn`t pray to Jesus?
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Male 447
Is it weird that my mind immediately jumped to the idea that this would be a cool twisted metal car? And he would obviously shout "prepare to meet your creator" every time he uses his special attacks.
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Male 339
two statewments stand out to me...`FEAR GOD` and `GOD IS LOVE` hmmm so if i love someone i should make sure theyre scared poo less of me?
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Male 1,013
lol @danthew, in the name of yahweeeeeeeeesplat
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Male 2,121
Anyone else imagine that truck running people over?
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Male 1,013
I`d like a non-believer push-up plz.
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Male 40
What kind of scary-a$$ ice cream trucks run in your neighborhood? This is what they`d deliver ice cream in in "Escape from New York".

This is what they look like in my neighborhood:

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Female 843
What a waste of a good ice cream truck :(
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Male 613
Thou shalt not kill an ice cream truck!
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Male 364
I don`t mind God, it`s his fan club I can`t stand.
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Female 1,623
What a disappointment, that van was made to deliver ice cream, damnit!!
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Male 417
it looks like it`s built for a zombie attack
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Female 535
I`ll have a Jesus on a stick, please! The one with the gumdrop eyeballs!
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Male 149

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Male 4,594
Angelmassb; Pedo van! LMAO!
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Male 4,746
Imagine the disappointment of the little children; hearing the music, running to get ice cream and getting imaginary sky wizard propaganda instead.
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Male 22
PREPARE to meet your CREATOR
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Male 4,290
I lol`ed at the registration plate.
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Male 15,510
Pedo van!
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Male 762
You have to make a lot of noise when nothing you are saying has any base in reality.
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Male 4,680
To be fair I can`t see any messages saying "HOMOS WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY" or anything like that.
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Male 50
I`ll bet this is in America.
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Male 2,670
They still serve Holy Hellfire and Virtuous Vanilla ice cream -- you SINNER!
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Male 10,339
I thought the top said "Glory Hole" for some reason.
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Male 1,610
God....that person is desperate for attention.
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Male 2,440
"God is love"
"Fear God"
hmmmmmmmm, seems to me that someone hasn`t thought that over, huh?
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Male 6,694
I would hate to put gas in that thing.
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Male 9
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