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Date: 08/25/10 08:01 AM

78 Responses to Ice Cream Truck Converted Into God Mobile [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Lightfoot
    Lightfoot Male 18-29
    9 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    Link: Ice Cream Truck Converted Into God Mobile - Prepare for a buzz kill if you were still hoping for ice cream.
  2. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:27 am
    I would hate to put gas in that thing.
  3. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:27 am
    "God is love"
    "Fear God"
    hmmmmmmmm, seems to me that someone hasn`t thought that over, huh?
  4. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1614 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:28 am
    God....that person is desperate for attention.
  5. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:29 am
    I thought the top said "Glory Hole" for some reason.
  6. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2211 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:33 am
    They still serve Holy Hellfire and Virtuous Vanilla ice cream -- you SINNER!
  7. Profile photo of starczar
    starczar Male 50-59
    50 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:35 am
    I`ll bet this is in America.
  8. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:35 am
    To be fair I can`t see any messages saying "HOMOS WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY" or anything like that.
  9. Profile photo of unmercyfuldu
    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
    762 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:36 am
    You have to make a lot of noise when nothing you are saying has any base in reality.
  10. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:38 am
    Pedo van!
  11. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:39 am
    I lol`ed at the registration plate.
  12. Profile photo of littleb
    littleb Male 18-29
    22 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:39 am
    PREPARE to meet your CREATOR
  13. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:41 am
    Imagine the disappointment of the little children; hearing the music, running to get ice cream and getting imaginary sky wizard propaganda instead.
  14. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:45 am
    Angelmassb; Pedo van! LMAO!
  15. Profile photo of Armitage
    Armitage Male 18-29
    149 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:46 am

  16. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:46 am
    I`ll have a Jesus on a stick, please! The one with the gumdrop eyeballs!
  17. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:52 am
    it looks like it`s built for a zombie attack
  18. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 8:57 am
    What a disappointment, that van was made to deliver ice cream, damnit!!
  19. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 9:05 am
    I don`t mind God, it`s his fan club I can`t stand.
  20. Profile photo of zeebeedee
    zeebeedee Male 50-59
    614 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 9:07 am
    Thou shalt not kill an ice cream truck!
  21. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 9:20 am
    What a waste of a good ice cream truck :(
  22. Profile photo of torisen
    torisen Male 30-39
    40 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 9:20 am
    What kind of scary-a$$ ice cream trucks run in your neighborhood? This is what they`d deliver ice cream in in "Escape from New York".

    This is what they look like in my neighborhood:

  23. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 9:31 am
    I`d like a non-believer push-up plz.
  24. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 9:37 am
    Anyone else imagine that truck running people over?
  25. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 9:42 am
    lol @danthew, in the name of yahweeeeeeeeesplat
  26. Profile photo of alexander_xx
    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 9:43 am
    two statewments stand out to me...`FEAR GOD` and `GOD IS LOVE` hmmm so if i love someone i should make sure theyre scared poo less of me?
  27. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:09 am
    Is it weird that my mind immediately jumped to the idea that this would be a cool twisted metal car? And he would obviously shout "prepare to meet your creator" every time he uses his special attacks.
  28. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:16 am
    Conservative religious psychotics. Notice the little gun-hatch to the right of the door to shoot anyone that doesn`t pray to Jesus?
  29. Profile photo of IchBinErica
    IchBinErica Female 18-29
    200 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:43 am
    noooooooooooooooooooo I miss the ice cresm... ;_;
  30. Profile photo of Fantom2993
    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:58 am
    I scream, you scream, we all scream for religion!
  31. Profile photo of MensRea
    MensRea Male 18-29
    54 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 11:14 am
    does it run on prayer?
  32. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 11:32 am
    I`d hate to hear its chime
  33. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 11:45 am
    fire bomb that abomination
  34. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36213 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 11:46 am
    I get why some people need religion, but zealots like this are just funny.

    Fanatics {about anything} are funny to watch.
  35. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    fear god? really? why should you fear god and then say that god is love? i honestly don`t understand that. shouldn`t you fear Satan. because if you believe in god you believe in the devil, so surly it should be the devil you should be fearing. right?
  36. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1370 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    What, not even "Heavenly Hash" ice cream?
  37. Profile photo of mosthead
    mosthead Male 18-29
    95 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    The combination of the "prepare to meet your creator" sign above the windshield and the sizaeable brush guard would be pretty scary to see coming your way on the road.
  38. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    So no ice cream?
  39. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    This ice cream tastes self rightous-y.
  40. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    It would be hilarious if he ran down an atheist.

    Also, to jump into the religious debate, god created the devil and all that is evil, therefore he wants you to suffer if you don`t do what he wants. He just loves you that much. Next time you`re suffering remember that it`s only because god loves to see you suffer.
  41. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    @ DeathToLems:

    I believe you are to both love and fear God--if you follow the teachings of the Bible, anyway. God is endless love, with a never-ending patience and he always forgives--yet he has one heck of a temper sometimes and his wrath is pretty horrible. if you don`t love him, be afraid becuase he could send you to Hell (which doesn`t always have to be fire/brimstone, btw--I personally believe the look of Hell fits the sin).

    it`s kind of like how you feel toward your parents when they`re angry at you--you love them because they`re your parents and you know they`ll always be there for you and forgive you, yet you might be a little afraid of the punishment and the anger.

    in my humble opinion, anyway :)
  42. Profile photo of deadmeat553
    deadmeat553 Male 18-29
    149 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    I follow no religion, i simply believe in god and try to follow all that is good and true, so i`m pretty sure that means i cant lose.
  43. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    "Prepare to meet your creator"...

    No funny joke, I got run over by an ice-cream truck when I was 8 years old, broke my leg... maybe it was this guy!
  44. Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    ...high five? So much effort into so much idiocracy.
  45. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    O thought there was going to be ice cream!
  46. Profile photo of screwzlooose
    screwzlooose Male 30-39
    385 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    @deadmeat553: i believe you are correct, sir.
  47. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    I`d blow it up :)
  48. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    These guys aren`t making their religion look any better.
  49. Profile photo of Muffinzzz
    Muffinzzz Male 13-17
    50 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 2:41 pm

  50. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    "God Spoke / God Wrote"

    I always thought it was "Man Wrote"
  51. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    Goof. Natural selection should weed him out soon.
  52. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    I am the LORD!!!
  53. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    "Get your priest here, come get your Roman catholic priest here...In the PEDOVAN!!!"
  54. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    I`ll take a pillar of salt pop and a frozen pregnant virgin cup please. (I promise not to look back as I walk away).
  55. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    "I personally believe the look of Hell fits the sin"

    Well if thats the case hell yeah....Considering in some translations sex out of the missionary position is sin....So YAY an eternity of non missionary sex!!!!
  56. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    349 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    I never understood why I should fear a "loving and compasionate" God?
  57. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    Blah blah blah derp derp derp I have heard people like this speak at a local park, totally ruined my afternoon.
  58. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    Can I still get sprinkles?
  59. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    Dude, I`d take bologna or something and stick it all over the sides.

    If you`re wondering, bologna has a similar effect to eggs when it comes to taking off the paint, but it`s even better because it doesn`t have to be a hot day, and it sticks to the sides really well, lol.

    He`d have polka dots in his words.
  60. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    337 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    So thats where Tom Waits got his Chocolate Jesus.
  61. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    @Glendower- Fun Tom Waits fact: He got the idea for the song "Chocolate Jesus" after his father in law invested in the company that makes "Testamints," individually wrapped mints with a different bible verse on each wrapper.
  62. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    i wanna get down on my knees and please jesus, i wanna feel his salvation all over my face...
  63. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:14 pm
    And it`s an ice cream truck to lure little kids in!
  64. Profile photo of sarahmiche
    sarahmiche Female 18-29
    122 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:35 pm
    Oh dear Lord...
    It is poo like that that make me ashamed of my faith.
  65. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 10:47 pm
    Why is sex a sin when you have to do it to make babies?
    I don`t read the Bible, sorry.
  66. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 12:14 am
    I hate how you get a lot of Christians who feel the need to tell you to fear God despite also saying that he "is love" and is all powerful, all forgiving etc.
    Too many contradictions for my liking.
  67. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 12:38 am
    "God is Love" at the bottom and "FEAR GOD" at the top, lol.

    "Accept my unconditional love or suffer for all eternity in hell" ... thank you for those choices, Lord.
  68. Profile photo of nunki
    nunki Female 18-29
    28 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 2:13 am
    This has got to be in Hawaii! There`s a takeout place out there that has FEAR GOD stickers all over the place, including their soda cups which also indicate that they are a proud sponsor of the Fear God Weightlifting Team. Creepy!
  69. Profile photo of elbat
    elbat Female 18-29
    188 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 3:40 am
    "Prepare to meet your creator" He musn`t be much of a driver.
  70. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 4:34 am
    paddyt07: `Fear` in the old testament meant `Utmost respect`. That is not the same as a phobia, Where people are so scared, That they avoid what they `fear`. There are different types of fear just as there are different types of love. We are to have the utmost respect AND the utmost love for God.
  71. Profile photo of Trumple07
    Trumple07 Male 13-17
    422 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 5:10 am
    Oh god.
  72. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 6:00 am
    We have a winner! And the award for the world`s most depressing ice cream van goes to ...

    8-) LJ
  73. Profile photo of Lightfoot
    Lightfoot Male 18-29
    9 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 6:40 am
    No thats in Australia lol
  74. Profile photo of CheesusCrust
    CheesusCrust Male 18-29
    1 post
    August 26, 2010 at 8:20 am
    Holy crap, I actually saw this truck in Perth. It just drove slowly up the street making this freaky droning sound.
  75. Profile photo of Pluupy
    Pluupy Female 18-29
    30 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 10:18 pm
    I`d laugh if someone got hit by that truck and died.
  76. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    do they still serve ice cream?
  77. Profile photo of asurazero
    asurazero Male 18-29
    185 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    Yahweh....isn`t that the trees name in avatar?.....hmmm maybe thats their religion....

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