I-A-B, Meet Our New Mascot! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

We will never be as cool as this kid.
There are 91 comments:
Male 257
knuckles is the coolest
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Male 924
wow...sonic ftw, and i totally have that pokemon bed set...
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Male 103
He will make more money by his 25th birthday than we all will combined, in our entire lives.
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Male 1,371
@EvilGrouse That`s called a bedpost.
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Male 1,371
awwwwww yeah.
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Male 312
Why...does he have an Amy doll on his bed?
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Male 3,755
What is it with Sonic and outcasts? I`ve known of two people in my life who were huge social misfits and outcasts and were both obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog. One was just a couple of months ago.
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Male 454
His anal dildo is visible in the top right of the picture. Loser.
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Female 471
You guys have never heard of Sonic Man, have you?
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Female 4,376
I`ve never even watched or played sonic and yet I feel as if I know him. I think he`s cool though.
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Female 79
COOL!!!!!
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Female 57
i love sonic!
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Male 306
He just got cat food under his bed.
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Male 491
Pic of his room in Mom`s basement
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Female 430
Jasonbobdude
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
1017 Posts Friday, August 13, 2010 7:38:54 PM
I do know at least one girl who would actually be crazy for a guy like this.

No, really.
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Sadly, I can say the same. My cousin.
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Male 1,598
I do know at least one girl who would actually be crazy for a guy like this.

No, really.
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Male 1,067
He looks like a bit of a poor man`s Shia LeBouffe or however you spell it.
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Female 1,604
something tells me he looks older than he is, or he might be a little mentally challenged, if not, well they say there is someone out there for everyone
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Male 15,510
Just one word: Sonichu
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Male 102
@Madluk

You too, huh?
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Male 977
if he`s happy then who cares lol
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Male 599
This is the first time I think I`ve ever said this: I kind of feel bad because he`s probably retarded...
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Male 44
I came.
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Male 1,596
kid needs some pussy stat!
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Male 271
cool T-shirt... blech
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Male 6,694
Wow. That is so sad. Must be a mommas boy.
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Male 123
My brother had that pokemon bedset before we moved house. Can`t a guy take a picture of himself in his epic bedroom to impress people anymore?
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Male 213
the black socks are the cherry on that sundae of fail.
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Male 91
lol he gets +1 man point for the pokemon bedset
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Male 333
@belunan, a lone wolf would be more fitting because he`s part of a one man wolf pack.
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Male 148
If these comments are any indication, there is hope for me yet.
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Female 10
This has to be a joke right...?
although i do know a girl who is 18 and has a crush on Ash from pokemon O.o
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Female 3,726
Nah...

But how about we make this posty note our mascot?


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Female 31
Hm... I had a sonic room until I was about 17... And my BF has wolf T-shirt that I wear. Nah, he`ll get some but it`ll take him a bit longer than most. I think his room is cute!
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Male 239
McDonalds... slipping a subliminal advert into your life 10 times per day.
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Female 956
I think he`s quite adorable :3

*snuggles him*
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Male 1,505
Someone please shop the lion shirt into a three wolf shirt and make this pic immortal.
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Male 18
I`m gonna pretend like I dont have those sheets.
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Male 39,556
grow up and get some Star Wars sheets fer crisake!
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Male 23
everything is sonic except his bed sheet its pokemon do they not have sonic bed sheet D:?
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Male 5,189
Old School Sonic > Pile of crap > New Sonic.
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Male 1,557
@Kurogan7 Doesn`t matter, this is how we imagine all Sonic fans.
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Female 533
well if that`s the case then I never want to be cool...
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Male 2,688
"He makes me ashamed to be a sonic fan...."

I too am a Sonic fan, but I could never fathom being even remotely CLOSE to fandom of this magnitude... I feel this guy may out-nerd all of us...
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Male 86
He makes me ashamed to be a sonic fan....
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Male 9,305
"the hell is on his floor "

A patterned carpet.
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Female 735
my boy is nerdier! : D aaand hotter.
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Male 152
I know some one with those sonic slippers! only they`re two...
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Female 199
the hell is on his floor

I want to clean that room so badly
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Female 71
No. Ew ):
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Female 1,623
No, just no.

I mean, look at that thing on his upper lip? That can`t possibly be called a mustache!
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Male 25,417
its luigi :)
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Female 200
Shave that godawful chester molestor mustache, and I would consider it. My boyfriend is already that nerdy anyway...
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Female 463
I loves Sonic. I`d tap that.
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Male 1,451
"im sure i have that duvet cover =["

It`s a sheet, tard
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Female 176
get me this guys phone number, stat!
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Male 628
im sure i have that duvet cover =[
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Male 28
Well, he already has Amy in his bed.
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Male 1,378
They see me mowin`
My front lawn
I know they`re all thinking
I`m so White n nerdy
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Male 161
Sonic has been known to draw in the ladies.
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Male 2,576
Damn righ, Sonic is the Sh°t.
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Male 2,436
Nice mustache... and vest. Definitely a future cop.
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Female 388
the mcdonalds happy meal poster makes this all worth it.
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Male 4,593
Seriously, the kid really is cooler than I was at that age. Perhaps he`s even cooler than I`ve ever been.
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Female 160
I umm... I have that pillow.
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Male 206
This guy looks like he grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his OWN RAGE!!
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Female 2,352
WANT. .

The slippers I mean. :3
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Female 697
Sonic/Pokemon room = God awful
Lion shirt = Absolute WIN
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Male 285
That guy looks like he could crush skulls with his bare hands!
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Female 1,181
well, they`re half right.
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Female 282
OMFG OMFG OMFG HE HAS POKEMON SHEETS!!! IAB, please....I MUST MARRY THIS MAN. seeing as he`s your mascot, surely you can understand? I only want him for his sheets and slippers. You are my only true love. NEVER forget that. BUT I MUST HAVE HIS SHEETS!
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Male 95
i love those slippers!!!
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Male 648
Sonic Slippers always seal the deal
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Female 227
I WANT THOSE SLIPPERS
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Male 4,680
Still better off than chris-chan.
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Male 1,195
Sonic the Hedgehog is my favorite Pokemon.
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Female 316
I WOULDN`T bang him...but somehow I don`t think it matters much anyway. I don`t think I`m his type. I`m human.
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Male 1,678
Dear girls who like sonic the hedgehog,

If u like little pricks and are impressed by speed, I`m your man!! 8-)
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Male 333
F*ck it, do what makes you happy. Still weirdo though
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Male 16
Im so glad they didnt make this guy `chad`
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Female 839
norgle: hi 5
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Female 3,598
i`d bang him, but only because i love destroying innocence...
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Male 833
all that sonic stuff and he has a pokemon bedspread? what a waist of all that hedgehog awesomeness
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Male 258
sweet lion shirt
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Male 1,083
lion shirt...eww.
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Female 351
yummy. i`d bang him.


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Male 255
The magnet must be hidden under the bed, and now he`s stuck.
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Female 293
bag over his head, and i would tap that from behind
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Male 1,523
At least he has a cool watch...
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Male 224
Well ya gotta support what you love, even if it leaves you with a pink hedgehog as your only lover.
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Male 20,827
Link: I-A-B, Meet Our New Mascot! [Pic] [Rate Link] - We will never be as cool as this kid.
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