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Date: 08/20/10 02:05 PM

50 Responses to I-A-B Life Lesson #83: Respect The Escalator [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    Link: I-A-B Life Lesson #83: Respect The Escalator - ALWAYS!
  2. Profile photo of MKBrandies
    MKBrandies Female 18-29
    10 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    nom nom nom
  3. Profile photo of jhendrix
    jhendrix Male 30-39
    89 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    Man, there`s not a year goes by, not one year, that I don`t here about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid that could have easily been avoided if some parent, I don`t care which one, but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator! - Brodie from Mallrats
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    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    d`oh
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    Piechartepic Male 18-29
    83 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    Reminds me of a horror movie...gues witch!!!
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    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    @jhendrix, exactly what I was thinking!
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    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    one of my first jobs was as a staff emt for a large mall...you`d be surprised how many people...grown adults, get seriously hurt on escalators lol
  8. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    Stupid kids not lacing up their shoes or wearing their pants low so that they get caught in the tracks.
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    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    i`m surprised i dont see more "Use escalator at your own risk" signs
  10. Profile photo of Drones
    Drones Male 18-29
    68 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    "Reminds me of a horror movie...gues witch!!!"

    The Mangler?
  11. Profile photo of GregH7
    GregH7 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    We must have some fine dressing kids CrakrJak
  12. Profile photo of silver_griff
    silver_griff Male 18-29
    23 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    OM NOM NOM!
  13. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    Om nom shoe.
  14. Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    Its not an escalator anymore...I believe the ancient civilizations called those stairs.
  15. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    It didn`t break, it just became stairs.
  16. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    It ate him!?
  17. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    I know a guy who lost one of his biscuit boys to one of those things.
  18. Profile photo of MitchMcCaw
    MitchMcCaw Male 13-17
    31 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 5:55 pm
    (Insert Mitch Hedberg Joke here)
  19. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    The building I used to work in had an escalator that sounded like a continuous hit off a bong.

    I`ve heard of crocs getting sucked into escalators, but I`ve never seen a "real" shoe get stuck.
  20. Profile photo of Skim
    Skim Female 13-17
    250 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    HOW I GET UP NAO?
  21. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    OM NOM NOM
  22. Profile photo of Cartunze
    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    I didn`t notice that they had shut off buttons before. I will be quick to hit the button if I see something like this happening now. Button is on the left.
  23. Profile photo of roninsdad
    roninsdad Male 18-29
    1 post
    August 20, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    escalator temporarily stairs lol
  24. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    "I didn`t notice that they had shut off buttons before. I will be quick to hit the button if I see something like this happening now. Button is on the left."
    Problem is, youll be in the middle of the stairs and you wont be able to get it
  25. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    Brodie: That kid is *back*... on the escalator again!
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    Northernwolf
    304 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    Did he die?
  27. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 9:42 pm
    That`s the great thing about escalators - even when they`re broken, they still work as stairs. What does a lazy-arse elevator do when it`s broken? Nothin`.
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    sparrowpants Female 13-17
    58 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    Is that a bloody rag on the bottom right?
  29. Profile photo of TheTrees
    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:17 pm
    This is EXACTLY why you can`t walk up or down broken esculators. They`ll eat you.
  30. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:17 pm
    the hell happend?!?! did the escalator get hungry ]?
  31. Profile photo of kendough808
    kendough808 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:04 pm
    no, he did NOT die. his SHOE got stuck.
  32. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:08 pm
    wow, i guess it was trying to eat his sole :p
  33. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 12:19 am
    They should feed escalators more often...then these things wouldnt have to happen....poor guy.
  34. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 6:41 am
    Like Itchy and Scratchy show in The Simpsons hhhh
  35. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 7:10 am
    did the shoe died?
  36. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 7:53 am
    OMG TEH ESCALEATER EATED HIM!!!
  37. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 9:18 am
    OM NOM NOM NOM!!!
  38. Profile photo of Koner_Rox
    Koner_Rox Male 18-29
    112 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 10:24 am
    MY WORST FEAR HAS FINALLY COME TRUE! CARNIVOROUS ESCALATORS!!!! RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE!
  39. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    Gotta sing this one.....
    R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Now I lost one of my feet!
  40. Profile photo of marie-marie
    marie-marie Female 18-29
    87 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    I ALWAYS nearly throw myself down escalators when I try use them, they are one of my fears :|
  41. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 11:10 pm
    Manikins are scarier than escalators........
    OH SH*T THERE THEY ARE NOW!!!!!
  42. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 12:49 am
    0.0 omg
  43. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 2:40 am
    nom nom nom ankles
  44. Profile photo of DaPoohbuh
    DaPoohbuh Female 18-29
    78 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 4:06 am
    Dude, Sh*t like this is why I am afraid of escalators. I always like...hop off at the end. Lol.
  45. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 5:32 am
    LOL @ GuardinGnome!!! Escalators are easy to beat, just be careful if you wear anything baggy and hop off if you`re worried :s
  46. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 8:39 am
    good lord its like MARTA :(
  47. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    ouuch
  48. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 7:27 am
    Wow. Ouch.
  49. Profile photo of GeFeldz
    GeFeldz Male 18-29
    135 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 11:29 am
    They have to kill it now, it`s tasted human blood!

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