I-A-B Life Lesson #83: Respect The Escalator [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

ALWAYS!
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Male 135
They have to kill it now, it`s tasted human blood!
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Male 6,694
Wow. Ouch.
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Male 999
ouuch
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Female 1,190
good lord its like MARTA :(
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Male 593
LOL @ GuardinGnome!!! Escalators are easy to beat, just be careful if you wear anything baggy and hop off if you`re worried :s
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Female 78
Dude, Sh*t like this is why I am afraid of escalators. I always like...hop off at the end. Lol.
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Male 177
nom nom nom ankles
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Female 5,222
0.0 omg
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Male 2,893
Manikins are scarier than escalators........
OH SH*T THERE THEY ARE NOW!!!!!
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Female 87
I ALWAYS nearly throw myself down escalators when I try use them, they are one of my fears :|
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Male 454
Gotta sing this one.....
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Now I lost one of my feet!
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Male 112
MY WORST FEAR HAS FINALLY COME TRUE! CARNIVOROUS ESCALATORS!!!! RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE!
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Male 257
OM NOM NOM NOM!!!
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Male 5,194
OMG TEH ESCALEATER EATED HIM!!!
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Male 558
did the shoe died?
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Female 430
Like Itchy and Scratchy show in The Simpsons hhhh
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Male 5,190
Om noms?
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Male 4,793
They should feed escalators more often...then these things wouldnt have to happen....poor guy.
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Male 25,416
wow, i guess it was trying to eat his sole :p
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Male 91
no, he did NOT die. his SHOE got stuck.
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Female 1,435
the hell happend?!?! did the escalator get hungry ]?
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Male 258
This is EXACTLY why you can`t walk up or down broken esculators. They`ll eat you.
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Female 58
Is that a bloody rag on the bottom right?
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Male 703
That`s the great thing about escalators - even when they`re broken, they still work as stairs. What does a lazy-arse elevator do when it`s broken? Nothin`.
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Male 602
Brodie: That kid is *back*... on the escalator again!
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Male 1,222
"I didn`t notice that they had shut off buttons before. I will be quick to hit the button if I see something like this happening now. Button is on the left."
Problem is, youll be in the middle of the stairs and you wont be able to get it
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Male 1
escalator temporarily stairs lol
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Male 840
I didn`t notice that they had shut off buttons before. I will be quick to hit the button if I see something like this happening now. Button is on the left.
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Male 212
OM NOM NOM
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Female 250
HOW I GET UP NAO?
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Male 1,287
The building I used to work in had an escalator that sounded like a continuous hit off a bong.

I`ve heard of crocs getting sucked into escalators, but I`ve never seen a "real" shoe get stuck.
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Male 31
(Insert Mitch Hedberg Joke here)
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Male 1,067
I know a guy who lost one of his biscuit boys to one of those things.
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Male 2,441
It ate him!?
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Male 2,841
It didn`t break, it just became stairs.
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Male 224
Its not an escalator anymore...I believe the ancient civilizations called those stairs.
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Female 2,352
Om nom shoe.
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Male 23
OM NOM NOM!
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Male 49
We must have some fine dressing kids CrakrJak
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Male 68
"Reminds me of a horror movie...gues witch!!!"

The Mangler?
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Male 770
i`m surprised i dont see more "Use escalator at your own risk" signs
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Male 17,512
Stupid kids not lacing up their shoes or wearing their pants low so that they get caught in the tracks.
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Male 648
one of my first jobs was as a staff emt for a large mall...you`d be surprised how many people...grown adults, get seriously hurt on escalators lol
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Female 843
@jhendrix, exactly what I was thinking!
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Male 83
Reminds me of a horror movie...gues witch!!!
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Male 491
d`oh
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Male 89
Man, there`s not a year goes by, not one year, that I don`t here about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid that could have easily been avoided if some parent, I don`t care which one, but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator! - Brodie from Mallrats
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Female 10
nom nom nom
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Male 19,838
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