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Date: 08/19/10 02:04 PM

46 Responses to I-A-B Life Lesson #7: Lock Your Computer [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    Link: I-A-B Life Lesson #7: Lock Your Computer - Whenever you walk away from your desk, make sure you lock your computer, lest you come back to it looking like this...
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    moosekid Male 13-17
    348 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    That`s awesome
  3. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    Yeah, always lock your computer. At work, because you don`t want your boss to see how and how much you skive off. At home, so that people don`t see what kind of freaky porn you`re into.
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    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    Owned.
  5. Profile photo of FeelTheRide
    FeelTheRide Female 18-29
    515 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    Well; it looks like it is locked...and that looks like the desktop backround. On my work computer the lock screen is the same as my desktop. They probably have that on there so they REMEMBER to lock it.
  6. Profile photo of BigDaddyJeff
    BigDaddyJeff Male 40-49
    368 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    I want that background
  7. Profile photo of laurjendee
    laurjendee Female 18-29
    202 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    bahahah!
  8. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    336 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    @FeeltheRide, IAB ripped this from a site without taking the article. This terminal belonged to an IT Security Manger who forgot to lock it when he was on break, so his staff changed his desktop and locked it for him.
  9. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    I`ve done this before
  10. Profile photo of MentalJargon
    MentalJargon Male 18-29
    37 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    We used to sandman people who`d left their machine`s unlocked. Search for sandman in google images and the first result used to be a naked guy on the beach (before Spiderman 3 when all snadman results ended up being related to that). We`d open the pic up nice and big then lock the PC. Along comes the numpty who`d left it unlocked and BANG, there`s a big naked guy on their screen.
  11. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    Love to have geeky co workers
  12. Profile photo of NIXlover
    NIXlover Male 18-29
    5 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    I used to love to flip peoples screens upside down.They would go to the bathroom, and running on XP, you can ctrl+alt+arrow key, and flip it.Watching a guy work with an upside down screen for a few hours is HILARIOUS!
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    pjonkml Female 18-29
    42 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    @NIXlover I will enjoy doing that the next chance I get
  14. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    Lock yo computers, lock yo wife, lock yo kids, cuz dey raping errbody out der!
  15. Profile photo of 4x4Master
    4x4Master Male 18-29
    220 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    I do always lock my computer when I am away from it :)
  16. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    haha that`s clever
  17. Profile photo of WizardofCOR
    WizardofCOR Male 40-49
    155 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    LOL @ Gortrok - classic.
  18. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    @Gortrok I lol`d so hard
  19. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32814 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    Lolz, now this person has to find whoever did this to UN-lock it!
  20. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    when I was a BOFH I was merciless about this sort of thing. I made a man cry one time when he thought his cad drawing changes were gone. I`ve also reoriented mice and displays, remapped keyboards, changed the system language, created recurring scripts to move folders around, etc. I`m really amazed I was never fired.
  21. Profile photo of Golkar
    Golkar Male 18-29
    391 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    VERY nice. I love it.
  22. Profile photo of wellsy57
    wellsy57 Male 50-59
    240 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 5:55 pm

  23. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    haha, must do this.
  24. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    Lol. This is awesome
  25. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    You missed a trick, Fuego:

    1) Take a screenshot of the desktop.
    2) Delete all the icons on the desktop.
    3) Set the background to the screenshot.

    Oh no! None of my icons work!
  26. Profile photo of Happy_Pandas
    Happy_Pandas Female 13-17
    307 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    I`m glad I always lock my computer when I leave the room o.o
  27. Profile photo of PlutoRules
    PlutoRules Female 18-29
    28 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    we used to make your screen upside down (not literally, but through settings) when ppl didn`t lock their comp...
  28. Profile photo of Howler81
    Howler81 Male 30-39
    324 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    @Angillion - I`ve totally done that to coworkers! Is high-larious!
  29. Profile photo of sarahmiche
    sarahmiche Female 18-29
    122 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 10:34 pm
    Pure win and pure fail, all wrapped in to this tasty morsel of epicness!
  30. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 11:29 pm
    I put my comp on standby. It`s not locking it, but it still needs a password to get in.
  31. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:21 am
    brilliant!
  32. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:43 am
    That`s great CX
  33. Profile photo of SirFerret
    SirFerret Male 18-29
    63 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:58 am
    hmmm I`ve worked here apparently or its just really common practice
  34. Profile photo of Buzzzed
    Buzzzed Male 50-59
    50 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 3:29 am
    Anyone know where I can get that wallpaper? I did a search with no luck????
  35. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 4:26 am
    @Buzzed
    I found this:
    http://www.addletters.com /bart-simpson-generator.htm

    Search for other generators if you want it in another format.
  36. Profile photo of wellsy57
    wellsy57 Male 50-59
    240 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 5:38 am
    Thanks BBO
    I made this wallpaper there and here`s a link to it.
    lock your pc
  37. Profile photo of emmachaos
    emmachaos Female 18-29
    62 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 6:42 am
    why is this dude marketing on this site!?
  38. Profile photo of tinkerwing
    tinkerwing Female 18-29
    90 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 8:48 am
    Lock it up. No, you lock it up!!
  39. Profile photo of NewYorkHippi
    NewYorkHippi Female 13-17
    151 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 9:03 am
    umm..ok it is locked :)
  40. Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 9:30 am
    lol, fun fun.
  41. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    This must be a work computer.

    Otherwise it would be way more nefarious. .
  42. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    again, fking stupid+ waste of finger strength
  43. Profile photo of Buzzzed
    Buzzzed Male 50-59
    50 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 2:18 am
    Thanks BBQ
  44. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 8:08 am
    Leave my computer alone.

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