I-A-B Life Lesson #7: Lock Your Computer [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Whenever you walk away from your desk, make sure you lock your computer, lest you come back to it looking like this...
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Male 6,694
Leave my computer alone.
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Male 50
Thanks BBQ
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Male 999
again, fking stupid+ waste of finger strength
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Female 2,352
This must be a work computer.

Otherwise it would be way more nefarious. .
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Male 5,190
I won`t.
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Male 224
lol, fun fun.
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Female 151
umm..ok it is locked :)
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Female 90
Lock it up. No, you lock it up!!
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Female 62
why is this dude marketing on this site!?
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Male 304
Thanks BBO
I made this wallpaper there and here`s a link to it.
lock your pc
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Male 467
@Buzzed
I found this:
http://www.addletters.com /bart-simpson-generator.htm

Search for other generators if you want it in another format.
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Male 50
Anyone know where I can get that wallpaper? I did a search with no luck????
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Male 63
hmmm I`ve worked here apparently or its just really common practice
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Female 318
That`s great CX
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Male 25,416
brilliant!
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Male 509
I put my comp on standby. It`s not locking it, but it still needs a password to get in.
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Female 122
Pure win and pure fail, all wrapped in to this tasty morsel of epicness!
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Male 325
@Angillion - I`ve totally done that to coworkers! Is high-larious!
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Female 28
we used to make your screen upside down (not literally, but through settings) when ppl didn`t lock their comp...
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Female 307
I`m glad I always lock my computer when I leave the room o.o
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Male 12,365
You missed a trick, Fuego:

1) Take a screenshot of the desktop.
2) Delete all the icons on the desktop.
3) Set the background to the screenshot.

Oh no! None of my icons work!
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Female 1,623
Lol. This is awesome
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Female 9,478
haha, must do this.
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Male 304

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Male 391
VERY nice. I love it.
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Male 1,287
when I was a BOFH I was merciless about this sort of thing. I made a man cry one time when he thought his cad drawing changes were gone. I`ve also reoriented mice and displays, remapped keyboards, changed the system language, created recurring scripts to move folders around, etc. I`m really amazed I was never fired.
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Male 37,888
Lolz, now this person has to find whoever did this to UN-lock it!
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Female 314
@Gortrok I lol`d so hard
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Male 155
LOL @ Gortrok - classic.
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Male 101
gortrok, don`t forget to lock yo husband
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Male 699
haha that`s clever
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Male 220
I do always lock my computer when I am away from it :)
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Male 772
Lock yo computers, lock yo wife, lock yo kids, cuz dey raping errbody out der!
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Female 42
@NIXlover I will enjoy doing that the next chance I get
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Male 5
I used to love to flip peoples screens upside down.They would go to the bathroom, and running on XP, you can ctrl+alt+arrow key, and flip it.Watching a guy work with an upside down screen for a few hours is HILARIOUS!
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Male 15,510
Love to have geeky co workers
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Male 37
We used to sandman people who`d left their machine`s unlocked. Search for sandman in google images and the first result used to be a naked guy on the beach (before Spiderman 3 when all snadman results ended up being related to that). We`d open the pic up nice and big then lock the PC. Along comes the numpty who`d left it unlocked and BANG, there`s a big naked guy on their screen.
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Male 417
I`ve done this before
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Male 336
@FeeltheRide, IAB ripped this from a site without taking the article. This terminal belonged to an IT Security Manger who forgot to lock it when he was on break, so his staff changed his desktop and locked it for him.
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Female 202
bahahah!
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Male 368
I want that background
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Female 515
Well; it looks like it is locked...and that looks like the desktop backround. On my work computer the lock screen is the same as my desktop. They probably have that on there so they REMEMBER to lock it.
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Male 725
Owned.
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Male 1,240
Yeah, always lock your computer. At work, because you don`t want your boss to see how and how much you skive off. At home, so that people don`t see what kind of freaky porn you`re into.
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Male 348
That`s awesome
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Male 20,196
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