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Date: 08/21/10 08:02 AM

108 Responses to How To Make Justin Beiber Sound Incredible

  1. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    Link: How To Make Justin Beiber Sound Incredible - Actually, this is pretty haunting.
  2. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 12:33 am
    NOW, he sounds awesome. I`d listen to this as my going-asleep music, anyday. Or any-night. Yeah, that would make more sense...
  3. Profile photo of Sh0rtEe
    Sh0rtEe Male 13-17
    47 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 12:35 am
    this is amazing.
  4. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 12:38 am
    I was surprised. It sounds like God Speed! You Black Emperor.
  5. Profile photo of FauxFox
    FauxFox Male 18-29
    71 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 12:39 am
    Oh. My. God.

    This is the music you`d listen to when sailing into a Jurassic park like island at night very very slowly. While the tension builds of course.

    Or you`re just covering a vast distance while a camera flys by you and you`re near the ocean.
  6. Profile photo of GothPirate
    GothPirate Female 18-29
    121 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 12:55 am
    I have a friend who legitimately thinks Justin Beiber`s singing is really just a sped-up vocal track of Usher singing. Legitimately. But then, he also thinks he`s a famous Broadway producer.

    I hate that friend.
  7. Profile photo of thanna
    thanna Male 18-29
    254 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 1:05 am
    still sounds like a girl
  8. Profile photo of sarahsaur
    sarahsaur Female 18-29
    72 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 1:12 am
    I listened to it for a few minutes, thought it was neat. Then I remembered it`s Justin Bieber so I turned it off.
  9. Profile photo of Manipura
    Manipura Female 18-29
    61 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 1:15 am
    amazing
  10. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 1:21 am
    sounds like some new age crap
    still horrible
  11. Profile photo of yarrrpirate
    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
    394 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 1:25 am
    Amazing. So much better. I`d listen to this. Maybe.
  12. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1185 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 1:39 am
    It`s way better, but I wouldn`t call it good at all.
  13. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 1:40 am
    what can I say. It was baddassss!
  14. Profile photo of aznclueless
    aznclueless Male 18-29
    329 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 1:56 am
    Justin Beiber will lull me to sleep tonight.
  15. Profile photo of 66stang
    66stang Male 18-29
    226 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 2:35 am
    i`d rather listen to a fart slowed 800%
  16. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 3:11 am
    it sounds like those stupid CDs my Gran used to buy of like the sea or something, much more pleasant than Justin Bieber but that in no way means i want to keep listening to it...
  17. Profile photo of Calderis
    Calderis Male 18-29
    326 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 3:17 am
    This is something that would both put me to sleep and possibly give me nightmares.
  18. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 3:56 am
    I hate myself for liking this as it is still technically liking J-Biebs
  19. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:35 am
    Wow,but its true that when you have a generic sound it would be easily duplicated
  20. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:58 am
    it`s pretty nice until you hit like the 2:17 mark then it sounds like you are getting eaten by some huge shadow monster or something....
  21. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 5:05 am
    Did anyone else think of 2001: A Space Odyssey when they heard this?
  22. Profile photo of yarrrpirate
    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
    394 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 5:29 am
    I tried it on a bunch of other tracks, some of them sounded good. Software`s free, too
  23. Profile photo of J_Action
    J_Action Male 18-29
    211 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 5:49 am
    it`s hauntingly beautiful
  24. Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 5:52 am
    Well...its tolerable, at least its not that prepubescent irritating whining noise that is justin bieber. Once his limelight has shut off and the studio dumps him for another face that they can fabricate into a voice (As well as another face they can use for acting, selling products and generally all the things that the studio can make money off of) maybe he`ll have a lucrative career and slowing all his old songs down and selling them as new ambient music.
  25. Profile photo of yarrrpirate
    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
    394 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 5:59 am
    Heh, I tried it with MIA`s Paper planes, and this is what I got.
  26. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:07 am
    Oh. My. God.
  27. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:28 am
    It sounds like Enya if Enya was on cocaine.
  28. Profile photo of Penelopi
    Penelopi Female 18-29
    85 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:33 am
    It`s like Whales barfing rainbows in a sea of cotton candy and love.
  29. Profile photo of BlooPikachu
    BlooPikachu Female 18-29
    346 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:41 am
    Holy. Balls.
  30. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1407 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:47 am
    Damn, I thought it would involve duct tape, a bag and bars of soap.
  31. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36180 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 9:17 am
    don`t be hatin`

    he`s not the first young person who`s moderately cute and moderately tallented to get moderately famous. Tiffany.... Bobby Sherman .... Sean Cassidy .... Bobby Goldsborough. Okay that last one is going way back...
  32. Profile photo of Rhiea-chan
    Rhiea-chan Female 13-17
    28 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 9:20 am
    It`s like Whales barfing rainbows in a sea of cotton candy and love.

    OH GOD YES
  33. Profile photo of Major-K
    Major-K Female 13-17
    71 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 9:26 am
    Wow.
  34. Profile photo of tuxman4
    tuxman4 Male 13-17
    368 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 9:27 am
    I saw the same exact thing on Gizmodo, right down to the wording.

    The Same Article
  35. Profile photo of BRITATTACK
    BRITATTACK Female 13-17
    198 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 9:28 am
    This reminds me so much much of some of the Beatles stuff while they were on all of those drugs. Pretty awesome though.
  36. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 9:32 am
    He is talented, I won`t deny that
  37. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 9:36 am
    tuxman4, technically the article i linked was out a few hours sooner. its not a big deal though, they are both apart of the same company along with deadspin, lifehacker, etc.
  38. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 9:37 am
    Wait a minute if this article is correct then the Photon Wave Orchestra is stealing Bieber`s music and slowing it down.


    Oddly though I don`t get what`s wrong with Bieber`s music. Both soundtracks sound good. But I`ll admit the slowed down sounds awesome!
  39. Profile photo of samenamegame
    samenamegame Female 18-29
    131 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 9:46 am
    i can`t believe i willingly listened to thirty minutes of justin bieber... and enjoyed it.
  40. Profile photo of Kivaen
    Kivaen Male 18-29
    90 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 10:13 am
    If you enjoy haunting music check this out =) this song haunts my dreams http://bit.ly/9ZXvvx
  41. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 10:22 am
    "I CAN SEE THE LIGHT!!"
  42. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
    403 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 10:24 am
    that was actually really good, haha
  43. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 10:48 am
    i NEVER thought id see the day that i would enjoy listening to that little twat
  44. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1245 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 11:01 am
    On the music player, click the down arrow symbol and you can download it for free!
  45. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1245 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 11:12 am
    Ooh... Just tried Smells Like Teen Spirit and it was awesome!
  46. Profile photo of jtjwsnake
    jtjwsnake Male 18-29
    124 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 11:45 am
    seriously i saw this like three days ago
  47. Profile photo of jtjwsnake
    jtjwsnake Male 18-29
    124 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 11:46 am
    and its not that cool.
  48. Profile photo of pizzabob18
    pizzabob18 Male 18-29
    366 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 11:55 am
    Imagine trying this with a prog rock song! "Close to the edge" would become a 24 hour marathon
  49. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    woah
  50. Profile photo of kendough808
    kendough808 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    this is beautiful..
    *cries a single tear*
    it gave me goosebumps
  51. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1185 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    If I ever listened to music, I might download it. But I don`t.

    I listen to Masa`aki Endoh every week, but everyone who knows who that is knows that doesn`t really count.
  52. Profile photo of Sarph
    Sarph Male 18-29
    194 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    I like the atmosphere it creates :)
  53. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    siyanor, so what anime do you watch?
  54. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    very good but he still looks like a pile of sh*t
  55. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    ohhhh so this is what it`s like to be on drugs...
  56. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    Okay, dude, I downloaded the program that he said was used to slow down the piss-ant`s music...

    It is officially f*cking awesome. I`m listening to a 4:25 second song slowed down to 12:00, and OMG, it sounds disturbing as hell...

    Imma set some speakers up in the guest bedroom and creep some people out one of these night with this program, lol...
  57. Profile photo of lemmingboy15
    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    Altaru, I did the same thing, this is the coolest free program i have ever downloaded!!!!!
  58. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1185 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    cobra:

    Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds.

    The people who say it sucks because Yu-Gi-Oh! sucks have never seen it.
  59. Profile photo of Cartunze
    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    There are so many better songs to use this program on. I like the wave action but doesn`t Beiber ever take a break in a song?
  60. Profile photo of mandingo3519
    mandingo3519 Male 30-39
    192 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    how do you make beiber sound even better??? TURN IT OFF lol probably not a original thought but i feel better saying it
  61. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    damn it`s such a powerful version of a crappy song
  62. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    BOOM! head shot! That will make the little f`er sound better.
  63. Profile photo of ingrateful
    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    Heavy Beiber, now thats something to listen to. Its hilarious if you play team fortress two... though its kinda bad cuz its STILL justin beiber
  64. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    He`s still a f*cking tit
  65. Profile photo of Webz
    Webz Male 18-29
    542 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    I actually listen to stuff like this. I want this on my iPod!
  66. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    Sounds like ambient music which is kinda cool.
    I prefer the real thing though (not JB I mean real ambient)
  67. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    Incidentally, this is epic.
  68. Profile photo of LadyKonFuze
    LadyKonFuze Female 18-29
    337 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    Mmmm trippy music, helping my boy friend get thru Super Mario.
  69. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    "How to make Justin Beiber sound amazing".
    *Mute*
  70. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    so cool. It`s weirdly haunting and relaxing. Now I am wodering what other horrible music can be made 100% better using this method
  71. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    @premierwondr -- Yeah, I agree there. Although, this is pretty damn cool!
  72. Profile photo of Maps
    Maps Male 18-29
    51 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    Love the animal collective reference in the article
  73. Profile photo of blackcatseye
    blackcatseye Female 30-39
    685 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    IT`S A DOUBLE RAAAAAAAIIINNNBBOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  74. Profile photo of Volfsokrin
    Volfsokrin Male 18-29
    16 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 6:57 pm
    Hot damn, it`s crazy how epic this sounds.
  75. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    this sounds really epic, like music out of halo or something.
  76. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    Now we just have to shoot heroin into Justin Biebers eyeballs before each concert and we can totally rock out! HEY MAN, IS THAT BIEBER ROCK?!? TURN IT UP!
  77. Profile photo of hazeofwar
    hazeofwar Male 18-29
    213 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    That sounded awesome sober. I can`t even imagine how amazing it would sound if I was baked.
  78. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    Trance
  79. Profile photo of cornflakegrl
    cornflakegrl Female 18-29
    204 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    I don`t give a rats ass about that dick turd, but I am pumped about the free program!
  80. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    I made one using the first 17 seconds of The Beatles song Hello Goodbye, this is what I got:

    http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/12/2/1620043/angelmassb/Hellogoodbye.mp3
  81. Profile photo of dooflotchie
    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    @ hazeofwar:
    If you do listen to this when you`re baked, I highly recommend headphones! I just got a new pair and decided to try them out tonight. I`m not baked but this sounds really kick-ass anyway. It totally drowns out the Chuck DVD my husband is watching right now! I frickin hate that show.
  82. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    I put Britney Spears - 3 through the program and ended up with a 1 hour and 11 minute track. It`s pretty awesome, though, in my opinion. (From the 20 minutes I listened to)

    This is pretty good advertising for Paul`s Stretch Program, if you think about it lol.
  83. Profile photo of TheTrees
    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    Reminds me of a child`s death in a movie. Or that scene in Lord of the Rings with that one dude and the chick that speak the weird language. Either way in the end it`s creepy as hell. This plus that alien moon statue thing and I`m just not gonna sleep.
  84. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 10:19 pm
    Its fake. Thats not the track slowed by 8 times. Do it yourself, the sounds of waves splashing dont just magically appear.
  85. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 11:07 pm
    @dooflotchie
    Yeah, Chuck got pretty boring half-way through the second season.
  86. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 11:08 pm
    And @ TheTrees
    You need to take an English class or something.........
  87. Profile photo of Discobiscuit
    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
    542 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 12:08 am
    Sounds like someone edited the Book of Eli soundtrack.
  88. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 12:14 am
    i would love to try this with stairway to heaven
  89. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 12:46 am
    soundtrack to shark week
  90. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 3:41 am
    It`s still terrible ;_;
  91. Profile photo of DaPoohbuh
    DaPoohbuh Female 18-29
    78 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 3:48 am
    Awesome... The sad thing is, it really does make him sound better.
  92. Profile photo of aussieguy29
    aussieguy29 Male 18-29
    422 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 4:28 am
    hauntingly beautiful. I never thought I`d say that about a bieber song
  93. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 5:38 am
    First time I faved something of Jb..
    As if it`s a frikkin movie of white nuclear bomb mushroom clouds in slowmotion in heaven.

    Wich i would watch.. Every day.
    Not that I hate god, but I love explosions! :D BOOM!
  94. Profile photo of marie-marie
    marie-marie Female 18-29
    87 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 6:57 am
    that is brilliant.
  95. Profile photo of DanteChief
    DanteChief Female 13-17
    100 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 8:21 am
    The sound was so much better I thought I would cry.
  96. Profile photo of screwzlooose
    screwzlooose Male 30-39
    385 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 8:30 am
    i think i could make a whole album with this method.



    albums are about 60-70 mins, so 70/8= 8 minutes, 45 seconds.

    ....wait. i wonder if this is how the make those "relaxation sounds" cd`s??????
  97. Profile photo of awsome-guy
    awsome-guy Male 13-17
    151 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 8:37 am
    sounds exactly like sigor ros so maybe if you speed up that 800% it will sound like justin beiber
  98. Profile photo of mvangild
    mvangild Male 30-39
    527 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 10:10 am
    Wow, she sounds pretty good on this.
  99. Profile photo of KtySpix
    KtySpix Male 18-29
    621 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    trippy...
  100. Profile photo of gildron
    gildron Male 18-29
    52 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    I`ve listened to the whole thing twice. Some neat solo vocal stuff happens towards the end... Yeah, I likes it.
  101. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    I definately like that one better than the original.
  102. Profile photo of Stormydreams
    Stormydreams Female 18-29
    160 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    Ooo, it really does sound like the ocean.
  103. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    I thought it was pretty sweet
  104. Profile photo of screwboredom
    screwboredom Male 13-17
    31 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 4:22 am
    35 best minutes EVAR.
  105. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 11:01 pm
    Sounds amazing. I love listening to movie scores, and this sounds like one. It`s nice to have it keep going on in the background. But it does it creepy at times.
  106. Profile photo of NinjaB0b
    NinjaB0b Male 18-29
    173 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 4:15 am
    this is actually one of the most interesting things i have ever encountered on this site. kudos for finding it
  107. Profile photo of Kivaen
    Kivaen Male 18-29
    90 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    If you enjoy haunting music check this out =) this song haunts my dreams http://bit.ly/9ZXvvx

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