How To Make Justin Bieber Sound Incredible

Submitted by: cobrakiller 7 years ago in Weird
http://gawker.com/5614579/how-to-make-justin-bieber-sound-incredible-slow-him-down-800-percent?skyline=true

Actually, this is pretty haunting.
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Male 90
If you enjoy haunting music check this out =) this song haunts my dreams http://bit.ly/9ZXvvx
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Male 173
this is actually one of the most interesting things i have ever encountered on this site. kudos for finding it
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Female 1,589
Sounds amazing. I love listening to movie scores, and this sounds like one. It`s nice to have it keep going on in the background. But it does it creepy at times.
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Male 31
35 best minutes EVAR.
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Female 463
I thought it was pretty sweet
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Female 160
Ooo, it really does sound like the ocean.
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Male 2,893
I definately like that one better than the original.
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Male 52
I`ve listened to the whole thing twice. Some neat solo vocal stuff happens towards the end... Yeah, I likes it.
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Male 621
trippy...
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Male 527
Wow, she sounds pretty good on this.
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Male 151
sounds exactly like sigor ros so maybe if you speed up that 800% it will sound like justin beiber
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Male 384
i think i could make a whole album with this method.



albums are about 60-70 mins, so 70/8= 8 minutes, 45 seconds.

....wait. i wonder if this is how the make those "relaxation sounds" cd`s??????
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Female 100
The sound was so much better I thought I would cry.
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Female 87
that is brilliant.
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Male 1,043
First time I faved something of Jb..
As if it`s a frikkin movie of white nuclear bomb mushroom clouds in slowmotion in heaven.

Wich i would watch.. Every day.
Not that I hate god, but I love explosions! :D BOOM!
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Male 420
hauntingly beautiful. I never thought I`d say that about a bieber song
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Female 78
Awesome... The sad thing is, it really does make him sound better.
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Male 383
It`s still terrible ;_;
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Female 5,222
soundtrack to shark week
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Female 2,289
i would love to try this with stairway to heaven
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Male 542
Sounds like someone edited the Book of Eli soundtrack.
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Male 2,893
And @ TheTrees
You need to take an English class or something.........
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Male 2,893
@dooflotchie
Yeah, Chuck got pretty boring half-way through the second season.
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Male 1,162
Its fake. Thats not the track slowed by 8 times. Do it yourself, the sounds of waves splashing dont just magically appear.
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Male 258
Reminds me of a child`s death in a movie. Or that scene in Lord of the Rings with that one dude and the chick that speak the weird language. Either way in the end it`s creepy as hell. This plus that alien moon statue thing and I`m just not gonna sleep.
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Male 724
I put Britney Spears - 3 through the program and ended up with a 1 hour and 11 minute track. It`s pretty awesome, though, in my opinion. (From the 20 minutes I listened to)

This is pretty good advertising for Paul`s Stretch Program, if you think about it lol.
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Female 336
@ hazeofwar:
If you do listen to this when you`re baked, I highly recommend headphones! I just got a new pair and decided to try them out tonight. I`m not baked but this sounds really kick-ass anyway. It totally drowns out the Chuck DVD my husband is watching right now! I frickin hate that show.
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Male 15,510
I made one using the first 17 seconds of The Beatles song Hello Goodbye, this is what I got:

http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/12/2/1620043/angelmassb/Hellogoodbye.mp3
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Female 204
I don`t give a rats ass about that dick turd, but I am pumped about the free program!
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Male 533
Trance
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Male 213
That sounded awesome sober. I can`t even imagine how amazing it would sound if I was baked.
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Male 532
Now we just have to shoot heroin into Justin Biebers eyeballs before each concert and we can totally rock out! HEY MAN, IS THAT BIEBER ROCK?!? TURN IT UP!
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Male 3,296
this sounds really epic, like music out of halo or something.
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Male 16
Hot damn, it`s crazy how epic this sounds.
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Female 685
IT`S A DOUBLE RAAAAAAAIIINNNBBOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Male 51
Love the animal collective reference in the article
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Male 724
@premierwondr -- Yeah, I agree there. Although, this is pretty damn cool!
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Female 536
so cool. It`s weirdly haunting and relaxing. Now I am wodering what other horrible music can be made 100% better using this method
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Male 4,546
"How to make Justin Beiber sound amazing".
*Mute*
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Female 337
Mmmm trippy music, helping my boy friend get thru Super Mario.
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Male 1,351
Incidentally, this is epic.
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Male 975
Sounds like ambient music which is kinda cool.
I prefer the real thing though (not JB I mean real ambient)
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Male 541
I actually listen to stuff like this. I want this on my iPod!
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Male 716
He`s still a f*cking tit
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Male 415
Heavy Beiber, now thats something to listen to. Its hilarious if you play team fortress two... though its kinda bad cuz its STILL justin beiber
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Male 491
BOOM! head shot! That will make the little f`er sound better.
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Male 2,004
damn it`s such a powerful version of a crappy song
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Male 192
how do you make beiber sound even better??? TURN IT OFF lol probably not a original thought but i feel better saying it
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Male 840
There are so many better songs to use this program on. I like the wave action but doesn`t Beiber ever take a break in a song?
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Male 1,184
cobra:

Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds.

The people who say it sucks because Yu-Gi-Oh! sucks have never seen it.
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Male 633
Altaru, I did the same thing, this is the coolest free program i have ever downloaded!!!!!
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Male 3,482
Okay, dude, I downloaded the program that he said was used to slow down the piss-ant`s music...

It is officially f*cking awesome. I`m listening to a 4:25 second song slowed down to 12:00, and OMG, it sounds disturbing as hell...

Imma set some speakers up in the guest bedroom and creep some people out one of these night with this program, lol...
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Female 533
ohhhh so this is what it`s like to be on drugs...
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Male 417
very good but he still looks like a pile of sh*t
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Male 7,834
siyanor, so what anime do you watch?
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Male 194
I like the atmosphere it creates :)
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Male 1,184
If I ever listened to music, I might download it. But I don`t.

I listen to Masa`aki Endoh every week, but everyone who knows who that is knows that doesn`t really count.
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Male 91
this is beautiful..
*cries a single tear*
it gave me goosebumps
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Female 1,435
woah
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Male 366
Imagine trying this with a prog rock song! "Close to the edge" would become a 24 hour marathon
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Male 124
and its not that cool.
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Male 124
seriously i saw this like three days ago
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Male 1,244
Ooh... Just tried Smells Like Teen Spirit and it was awesome!
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Male 1,244
On the music player, click the down arrow symbol and you can download it for free!
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Female 423
i NEVER thought id see the day that i would enjoy listening to that little twat
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Female 403
that was actually really good, haha
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Male 2,395
"I CAN SEE THE LIGHT!!"
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Male 90
If you enjoy haunting music check this out =) this song haunts my dreams http://bit.ly/9ZXvvx
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Female 131
i can`t believe i willingly listened to thirty minutes of justin bieber... and enjoyed it.
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Male 10,855
Wait a minute if this article is correct then the Photon Wave Orchestra is stealing Bieber`s music and slowing it down.


Oddly though I don`t get what`s wrong with Bieber`s music. Both soundtracks sound good. But I`ll admit the slowed down sounds awesome!
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Male 7,834
tuxman4, technically the article i linked was out a few hours sooner. its not a big deal though, they are both apart of the same company along with deadspin, lifehacker, etc.
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Male 2,441
He is talented, I won`t deny that
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Female 198
This reminds me so much much of some of the Beatles stuff while they were on all of those drugs. Pretty awesome though.
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Male 367
I saw the same exact thing on Gizmodo, right down to the wording.

The Same Article
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Female 71
Wow.
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Female 28
It`s like Whales barfing rainbows in a sea of cotton candy and love.

OH GOD YES
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Male 39,958
don`t be hatin`

he`s not the first young person who`s moderately cute and moderately tallented to get moderately famous. Tiffany.... Bobby Sherman .... Sean Cassidy .... Bobby Goldsborough. Okay that last one is going way back...
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Male 1,404
Damn, I thought it would involve duct tape, a bag and bars of soap.
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Female 346
Holy. Balls.
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Female 85
It`s like Whales barfing rainbows in a sea of cotton candy and love.
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Male 976
It sounds like Enya if Enya was on cocaine.
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Female 2,120
Oh. My. God.
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Male 394
Heh, I tried it with MIA`s Paper planes, and this is what I got.
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Male 224
Well...its tolerable, at least its not that prepubescent irritating whining noise that is justin bieber. Once his limelight has shut off and the studio dumps him for another face that they can fabricate into a voice (As well as another face they can use for acting, selling products and generally all the things that the studio can make money off of) maybe he`ll have a lucrative career and slowing all his old songs down and selling them as new ambient music.
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Male 211
it`s hauntingly beautiful
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Male 394
I tried it on a bunch of other tracks, some of them sounded good. Software`s free, too
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Male 2,121
Did anyone else think of 2001: A Space Odyssey when they heard this?
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Male 4,793
it`s pretty nice until you hit like the 2:17 mark then it sounds like you are getting eaten by some huge shadow monster or something....
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Male 25,416
Wow,but its true that when you have a generic sound it would be easily duplicated
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Male 1,067
I hate myself for liking this as it is still technically liking J-Biebs
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Male 326
This is something that would both put me to sleep and possibly give me nightmares.
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Female 3,001
it sounds like those stupid CDs my Gran used to buy of like the sea or something, much more pleasant than Justin Bieber but that in no way means i want to keep listening to it...
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Male 225
i`d rather listen to a fart slowed 800%
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Male 328
Justin Beiber will lull me to sleep tonight.
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Male 582
what can I say. It was baddassss!
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Male 1,184
It`s way better, but I wouldn`t call it good at all.
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Male 394
Amazing. So much better. I`d listen to this. Maybe.
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Male 559
sounds like some new age crap
still horrible
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Female 61
amazing
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Female 72
I listened to it for a few minutes, thought it was neat. Then I remembered it`s Justin Bieber so I turned it off.
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Male 254
still sounds like a girl
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Male 5,189
Impossible. I refuse to believe it! Lol.
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Female 121
I have a friend who legitimately thinks Justin Beiber`s singing is really just a sped-up vocal track of Usher singing. Legitimately. But then, he also thinks he`s a famous Broadway producer.

I hate that friend.
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Male 71
Oh. My. God.

This is the music you`d listen to when sailing into a Jurassic park like island at night very very slowly. While the tension builds of course.

Or you`re just covering a vast distance while a camera flys by you and you`re near the ocean.
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Male 759
I was surprised. It sounds like God Speed! You Black Emperor.
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Male 47
this is amazing.
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Male 12,138
NOW, he sounds awesome. I`d listen to this as my going-asleep music, anyday. Or any-night. Yeah, that would make more sense...
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Male 7,834
Link: How To Make Justin Beiber Sound Incredible [Rate Link] - Actually, this is pretty haunting.
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