How To Fight Off Bigfoot On Your Birthday [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Yeah, we know--the odds are one in a gazillion, but if it happens to you, you"ll be prepared.
There are 39 comments:
Male 43
It`s the only day Bigfoot can`t have Jack Link`s Beef jerky out of the year.
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Male 6,694
Thats whats up.
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Male 991
lol @ this clever picture and Volsunga.
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Male 203
@ insanepirate
No. because the have elastic strong on them
Buy a hat and prove it.
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Male 1,834
nice
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Female 477
lol
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Male 1,548
Why is he wearing a dunce cap on his birthday? His parents must hate him.
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Female 364
The hat would fall off his head when he leaned over. And then he would die.
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Male 301
i just love the mofo face
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Female 5,222
yeah show him whos boss
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Male 53
Hmm, my birthday`s 2 days from now...*Takes notes*
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Female 654
ive gotten this on a birthday card once.
give a bigfeet some jerky and he`ll be fine
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Female 134
haha good stuff.
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Male 648
No way, Give it the balloon, everyone knows Bigfoots` cant resist balloons. Especially mylar
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Male 15,510
But... but... I want my balloon :-(
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Male 2,748
Death by party hat!!
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Male 3,482
[quote]Bioshocker, I`m pretty sure you`re still alive. Unless you`re a zombie.[/quote]
He said raped, not killed.

And bears don`t necessarily kill everything they decide to rape... Sometimes, they leave the guys alive just for the humiliation.
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Male 1,107
Good to know.
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Male 1,184
Bioshocker, I`m pretty sure you`re still alive. Unless you`re a zombie.
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Male 9,306
...oh sh.t...I better get a pointy hat right now. o_o;
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Male 85
Bigfoot is so dumb.
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Male 143
Sweet! My birthday is in 8 days! Now all i have to do is make sure bigfoot shows up
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Male 4,680
If only you could do that at your birthday party on fallout 3.

"Hey knucklehead! Hand over the sweetroll or I`ll be- AAAARAAGGGHHH"
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Male 533
Haha, thanks IAB, today is actually my birthday.

Wooo
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Male 593
If only you`d have posted this yesterday, it would`ve saved my life. You see he got to me earlier today and well... he raped me :(
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Male 36,469
Always wear a stainless steel party hat!
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Male 333
I saw bear grylls do this!
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Female 2,509
where`s party cat?
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Female 3,828
LOL cute
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Male 332
Applicable year `round for princesses as well.
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Male 25,416
Things you need to know!
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Male 7,585
i guess it works when your a dunce as well
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Male 1,523
Heh heh, he`s partying by himself.
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Male 1,184
Bigfoot is just allergic to hats.
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Female 2,120
Is his party hat made of steel?
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Female 1
this will definitely come in useful
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Male 519
o_O the hell is that hat made of ?
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Male 931
LOL. Didn`t see it coming :P
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Male 19,861
Link: How To Fight Off Bigfoot On Your Birthday [Pic] [Rate Link] - Yeah, we know--the odds are one in a gazillion, but if it happens to you, you`ll be prepared.
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