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Date: 08/23/10 08:03 AM

76 Responses to How To Dick Knob Someone [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 8:18 am
    Link: How To Dick Knob Someone - This is the first time we`ve ever heard of this prank too, but it looks like a pretty good one.
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 8:21 am
    I guess that will work in the cartoon universe
  3. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 8:30 am
    That is so dumb... I don`t understand why I`m laughing so hard at it.
  4. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 8:32 am
    I see this prank ending in bloodshed
  5. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 8:32 am
    i wouldn`t be bragging if he did it to another guy, `specially with an erection
  6. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 8:33 am
    I can`t pull this one off.
  7. Profile photo of ZNaught
    ZNaught Male 13-17
    351 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 8:36 am
    @ beccab86: You mean you aren`t thinking about going tran?
  8. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 8:37 am
    i can picture me lying on the floor with my winky snapped in half...not gonna try this anytime soon
  9. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 8:41 am
    Ouch.
  10. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 8:44 am
    "I can`t pull this one off."
    Well if you were the one being knobbed you could pull it off. Which would result in brassbull`s comment.
  11. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 8:48 am
    This post has so many funny elements... pranks, homo-eroticism, penis humor, visual suggestion. I chuckled for about 10 minutes.
  12. Profile photo of zilius
    zilius Male 18-29
    64 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 8:49 am
    rule number 1: if you are gonna piss someone off by waking them up in the middle of the night, don`t do it in a way that involves him holding your naked dick and you standing on the other side of the door.
  13. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 9:00 am
    This could go south real fast, especially if the person tries to twist and pull the door open with the "doorknob" before realizing what they are holding.
  14. Profile photo of zrawmutorcs
    zrawmutorcs Male 18-29
    25 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 9:05 am
    How freaked out would you be if you felt a mouth instead of a hand.....
  15. Profile photo of mjfoxman
    mjfoxman Male 18-29
    336 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 9:06 am
    step 3.5: wait for person to grab, twist and pull your dong, sending you into immense pain and anguish, followed by a severe beating from the one you dick-knobbed
  16. Profile photo of elderban
    elderban Male 30-39
    390 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 9:13 am
    Wouldn`t that be considered a gloryhole?
  17. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 9:18 am
    dont forget to say no-homo or else you`re gay
  18. Profile photo of bergeracman
    bergeracman Male 18-29
    100 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 9:21 am
    my penis always leans to the right so as well as the humor this could also be beneficial!
  19. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 9:27 am
    dont people usually turn, or pull down doorknobs?
    ouch...
  20. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 9:32 am
    I would expect Mr. Blue to try to pull this on a female, but... whatever floats his boat.
  21. Profile photo of FauxFox
    FauxFox Male 18-29
    71 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 9:36 am
    zrawmuorcs

    that made me have the weirdest laugh I`ve ever had
  22. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 9:49 am
    I`ve been dick knobbed on numerous occasions, and believe me, my first reaction was overwhelming.
  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36660 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 9:58 am
    I`m thinking, if he grags it and TWISTS I may not like that
  24. Profile photo of imustbreaku
    imustbreaku Male 18-29
    38 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 10:14 am
    @DavidXJ
    You must be high.
  25. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 10:27 am
    It`s all fun and games until somebody twists your dick off.
  26. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 10:38 am
    This must be the updated version of dick in a box.
  27. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 10:39 am
    The things you guys are willing to do for a laugh.
  28. Profile photo of book21
    book21 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 10:58 am
    riotDX
    Male, 18-29, Eastern US
    569 Posts Monday, August 23, 2010 10:27:41 AM
    It`s all fun and games until somebody twists your dick off.
    --------------------------------
    what he said
  29. Profile photo of caper454
    caper454 Female 70 & Over
    511 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 11:10 am
    No straight man would ever want his buddy literally grabbing his unit. This is a gag for closet homosexuals.
  30. Profile photo of MensRea
    MensRea Male 18-29
    54 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 11:24 am
    "It`s all fun and games until somebody twists your dick off."
    ..or sticks the key into it
  31. Profile photo of alexander_xx
    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 11:26 am
    @caper454:

    really? you dont think this could be performed by straight guys? wow i think someones a little in the closet themselves...
  32. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    348 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 11:27 am
    @caper454 sounds like you`re one of them?!? <3
  33. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 11:36 am
    If the door is solid wood, your gonna get some splinters in yer dong.
  34. Profile photo of caper454
    caper454 Female 70 & Over
    511 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 11:39 am
    @alexander_xx: By all means then, grab as many penises as you like. Since you see nothing weird about it.
  35. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 11:43 am
    @caper454- Obvious closet gay is obvious.
  36. Profile photo of SKINNERNSC
    SKINNERNSC Male 30-39
    359 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 11:43 am
    Hahahahaha.....who knocks on a closet door anyway?
  37. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 11:57 am
    caper: You`re on a website that isn`t full of dumbasses who think gays are a magical creature deserving of our eternal fear. Just know that when you talk, we all think you`re retarded and you can`t argue your way out of that.
  38. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    It is possible for a straight man to twist a dick and not be gay....

    Isn`t it?
  39. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    @ElDavo

    I think I love you.
  40. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    Totally going to try this
  41. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    that would be I guess a Unglory hole ??
  42. Profile photo of Brando260
    Brando260 Male 13-17
    15 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    Dear IAB, please stop posting from things already in my favorites....
  43. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    I`d say that it`s way more gay for the person putting their dick in the door because they are doing so with the full knowledge that at some point, their friend is going to touch... maybe twist... his dick.
  44. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    There is simply no heterosexual reason for anyone to pull this prank. If you`re looking for creative ways to make men touch your dick, you`re gay.
  45. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    brilliant
  46. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    You better hope he/she doesn`t twist. ;\
  47. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    For all of you who are going to try this 2 warnings. If it is a steel door the edges of the hole can be very sharp. If it is a wood door watch out for the splinters. Grabbing and twisting may be the lest of your worries. Good luck with your endeavor.

    Before you ask, NO I have NOT tried this, I install doors for a living.
  48. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    Wouldn`t it be easier to just ask for a handjob?
  49. Profile photo of connor53
    connor53 Male 13-17
    207 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    Please note that making other men touch your dick is completely gay.
  50. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    "Before you ask, NO I have NOT tried this, I install doors for a living."
    Suuuurrrre you do...
  51. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    ...and straight guys actually do this?
  52. Profile photo of MitchMcCaw
    MitchMcCaw Male 13-17
    31 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    I`m so doing this to my grandma.
  53. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    i laughed at Nido`s post...then laughed even harder when i read MitchMcCaw`s.....XD!!
  54. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    Not gonna lie...sounds pretty gay.
  55. Profile photo of Stelly
    Stelly Male 30-39
    317 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    Everyone is just assuming this has to be gay. Well, my wife is getting a fun surprise tonight at the front door }-)
  56. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    "Everyone is just assuming this has to be gay. Well, my wife is getting a fun surprise tonight at the front door"

    quick tip, door leading to out-side, not a good idea. door that is on the inside of your house, good idea. Sure would be terrible if some stranger came to your house at the wrong time...
  57. Profile photo of NoArms5534
    NoArms5534 Male 18-29
    196 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    Isn`t anyone concerned with how hard someone might try to turn the "knob"? ANYONE?! It`s terrifying to me.
  58. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    Oh my god. LOL awkward and gay
  59. Profile photo of JigglyBum
    JigglyBum Female 18-29
    22 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    HAHAHAHA.... I wish I had the equipment to dick knob someone :( XD
  60. Profile photo of JigglyBum
    JigglyBum Female 18-29
    22 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    and replying to TKD_Master.... before I turn my door knobs I always smash it with a hammer o.0
  61. Profile photo of aninred
    aninred Female 18-29
    113 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 9:05 pm
    And thus was invented... the Glory Hole.
  62. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    im so gonna do this to somebody...
  63. Profile photo of pandapoi
    pandapoi Male 18-29
    21 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    I`m not tall enough! Even on my tippie toes...
  64. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 9:42 pm
    So creepy >.<
  65. Profile photo of LiLCuBiE
    LiLCuBiE Male 18-29
    21 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 1:16 am
    one of my friends showed me this like yesterday.. pretty funny tho lol
  66. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 1:31 am
    I`m gay, so if one of my friends did this, i`d probably get a cheap thrill. So bring it on, closet cases! :P
  67. Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 6:39 am
    Great more reason now to turn on the light before I answer the door. If the action can be perceived by an actual gay person as a gay act I believe it is gay...and no yelling "no homo" after the act does not null it out and so just come out of the damned closet already and stop trying to covertly convert the straits cause the real gay people aren`t its only the closet cases. Maybe those hate signs should read, GOT HATES CLOSET CASES...just come out already...republicans =D
  68. Profile photo of JaaJaa
    JaaJaa Female 18-29
    9 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 9:16 am
    LOL :D
  69. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 9:35 am
    no, I`d wanna know where the person`s hand had been before it touched my dick.
  70. Profile photo of lUnderground
    lUnderground Female 18-29
    449 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 10:31 am
    Homegrown71
    Male, 18-29, Midwest US
    194 Posts Tuesday, August 24, 2010 6:39:48 AM
    Great more reason now to turn on the light before I answer the door. If the action can be perceived by an actual gay person as a gay act I believe it is gay...and no yelling "no homo" after the act does not null it out and so just come out of the damned closet already and stop trying to covertly convert the straits cause the real gay people aren`t its only the closet cases. Maybe those hate signs should read, GOT HATES CLOSET CASES...just come out already...republicans =D

    ... Just in case you needed to read that again.
  71. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 11:36 am
    If you`re bedroom door has an easily removed knob, put a metal skewer on your bedside table - just in case.
  72. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    5.) Shout "No homo!" through the door after he squeals like a little girl.
  73. Profile photo of bombaytech
    bombaytech Male 18-29
    151 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    5: Go to jail.
  74. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    You must be tthiiis drunk to try this.
  75. Profile photo of WRNKLDTITFUZ
    WRNKLDTITFUZ Male 18-29
    313 posts
    August 25, 2010 at 3:32 am
    @homegrown71
    I don`t get it
  76. Profile photo of Pluupy
    Pluupy Female 18-29
    30 posts
    August 26, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    Jokes on you if your mom opens the door.

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