How To Dick Knob Someone [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

This is the first time we"ve ever heard of this prank too, but it looks like a pretty good one.
There are 76 comments:
Female 30
Jokes on you if your mom opens the door.
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Male 313
@homegrown71
I don`t get it
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Male 1,371
You must be tthiiis drunk to try this.
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Male 151
5: Go to jail.
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Female 582
5.) Shout "No homo!" through the door after he squeals like a little girl.
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Male 2,220
If you`re bedroom door has an easily removed knob, put a metal skewer on your bedside table - just in case.
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Female 449
[quote]Homegrown71
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
194 Posts Tuesday, August 24, 2010 6:39:48 AM
Great more reason now to turn on the light before I answer the door. If the action can be perceived by an actual gay person as a gay act I believe it is gay...and no yelling "no homo" after the act does not null it out and so just come out of the damned closet already and stop trying to covertly convert the straits cause the real gay people aren`t its only the closet cases. Maybe those hate signs should read, GOT HATES CLOSET CASES...just come out already...republicans =D[/quote]

... Just in case you needed to read that again.
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Male 741
no, I`d wanna know where the person`s hand had been before it touched my dick.
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Female 9
LOL :D
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Male 224
Great more reason now to turn on the light before I answer the door. If the action can be perceived by an actual gay person as a gay act I believe it is gay...and no yelling "no homo" after the act does not null it out and so just come out of the damned closet already and stop trying to covertly convert the straits cause the real gay people aren`t its only the closet cases. Maybe those hate signs should read, GOT HATES CLOSET CASES...just come out already...republicans =D
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Male 621
I`m gay, so if one of my friends did this, i`d probably get a cheap thrill. So bring it on, closet cases! :P
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Male 21
one of my friends showed me this like yesterday.. pretty funny tho lol
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Female 1,515
So creepy >.<
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Male 21
I`m not tall enough! Even on my tippie toes...
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Male 3,745
im so gonna do this to somebody...
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Female 113
And thus was invented... the Glory Hole.
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Female 22
and replying to TKD_Master.... before I turn my door knobs I always smash it with a hammer o.0
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Female 22
HAHAHAHA.... I wish I had the equipment to dick knob someone :( XD
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Female 463
Oh my god. LOL awkward and gay
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Male 196
Isn`t anyone concerned with how hard someone might try to turn the "knob"? ANYONE?! It`s terrifying to me.
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Male 4,793
"Everyone is just assuming this has to be gay. Well, my wife is getting a fun surprise tonight at the front door"

quick tip, door leading to out-side, not a good idea. door that is on the inside of your house, good idea. Sure would be terrible if some stranger came to your house at the wrong time...
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Male 317
Everyone is just assuming this has to be gay. Well, my wife is getting a fun surprise tonight at the front door }-)
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Male 648
Not gonna lie...sounds pretty gay.
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Male 3,915
i laughed at Nido`s post...then laughed even harder when i read MitchMcCaw`s.....XD!!
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Male 31
I`m so doing this to my grandma.
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Male 9,306
...and straight guys actually do this?
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Male 5,608
"Before you ask, NO I have NOT tried this, I install doors for a living."
Suuuurrrre you do...
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Male 207
Please note that making other men touch your dick is completely gay.
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Male 725
Wouldn`t it be easier to just ask for a handjob?
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Male 491
For all of you who are going to try this 2 warnings. If it is a steel door the edges of the hole can be very sharp. If it is a wood door watch out for the splinters. Grabbing and twisting may be the lest of your worries. Good luck with your endeavor.

Before you ask, NO I have NOT tried this, I install doors for a living.
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Male 10,845
You better hope he/she doesn`t twist. ;\
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Male 25,416
brilliant
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Female 3,562
There is simply no heterosexual reason for anyone to pull this prank. If you`re looking for creative ways to make men touch your dick, you`re gay.
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Male 1,598
I`d say that it`s way more gay for the person putting their dick in the door because they are doing so with the full knowledge that at some point, their friend is going to touch... maybe twist... his dick.
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Male 15
Dear IAB, please stop posting from things already in my favorites....
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Male 13,624
that would be I guess a Unglory hole ??
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Male 2,441
Totally going to try this
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Female 676
@ElDavo

I think I love you.
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Male 10,339
It is possible for a straight man to twist a dick and not be gay....

Isn`t it?
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Male 2,148
caper: You`re on a website that isn`t full of dumbasses who think gays are a magical creature deserving of our eternal fear. Just know that when you talk, we all think you`re retarded and you can`t argue your way out of that.
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Male 359
Hahahahaha.....who knocks on a closet door anyway?
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Male 4,680
@caper454- Obvious closet gay is obvious.
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Female 511
@alexander_xx: By all means then, grab as many penises as you like. Since you see nothing weird about it.
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Male 2,424
If the door is solid wood, your gonna get some splinters in yer dong.
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Male 348
@caper454 sounds like you`re one of them?!? <3
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Male 339
@caper454:

really? you dont think this could be performed by straight guys? wow i think someones a little in the closet themselves...
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Male 54
"It`s all fun and games until somebody twists your dick off."
..or sticks the key into it
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Female 511
No straight man would ever want his buddy literally grabbing his unit. This is a gag for closet homosexuals.
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Male 122
riotDX
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
569 Posts Monday, August 23, 2010 10:27:41 AM
It`s all fun and games until somebody twists your dick off.
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what he said
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Female 4,039
The things you guys are willing to do for a laugh.
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Female 9,400
This must be the updated version of dick in a box.
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Male 599
It`s all fun and games until somebody twists your dick off.
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Male 38
@DavidXJ
You must be high.
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Male 37,888
I`m thinking, if he grags it and TWISTS I may not like that
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Male 206
I`ve been dick knobbed on numerous occasions, and believe me, my first reaction was overwhelming.
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Male 71
zrawmuorcs

that made me have the weirdest laugh I`ve ever had
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Female 535
I would expect Mr. Blue to try to pull this on a female, but... whatever floats his boat.
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Male 4,867
dont people usually turn, or pull down doorknobs?
ouch...
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Male 100
my penis always leans to the right so as well as the humor this could also be beneficial!
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Male 2,592
dont forget to say no-homo or else you`re gay
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Male 390
Wouldn`t that be considered a gloryhole?
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Male 336
step 3.5: wait for person to grab, twist and pull your dong, sending you into immense pain and anguish, followed by a severe beating from the one you dick-knobbed
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Male 25
How freaked out would you be if you felt a mouth instead of a hand.....
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Male 1,351
This could go south real fast, especially if the person tries to twist and pull the door open with the "doorknob" before realizing what they are holding.
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Male 64
rule number 1: if you are gonna piss someone off by waking them up in the middle of the night, don`t do it in a way that involves him holding your naked dick and you standing on the other side of the door.
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Male 1,106
This post has so many funny elements... pranks, homo-eroticism, penis humor, visual suggestion. I chuckled for about 10 minutes.
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Male 715
"I can`t pull this one off."
Well if you were the one being knobbed you could pull it off. Which would result in brassbull`s comment.
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Male 6,694
Ouch.
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Female 2,672
i can picture me lying on the floor with my winky snapped in half...not gonna try this anytime soon
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Male 351
@ beccab86: You mean you aren`t thinking about going tran?
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Female 347
I can`t pull this one off.
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Female 2,509
i wouldn`t be bragging if he did it to another guy, `specially with an erection
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Male 1,610
I see this prank ending in bloodshed
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Male 4,594
That is so dumb... I don`t understand why I`m laughing so hard at it.
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Male 15,510
I guess that will work in the cartoon universe
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Male 19,838
Link: How To Dick Knob Someone [Pic] [Rate Link] - This is the first time we`ve ever heard of this prank too, but it looks like a pretty good one.
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