How Do You Know When Dinner`s Ready? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Simple, your self-timing cookware will tell you...
There are 69 comments:
Male 250
aaaaand this is why pressure cookers now have emergency valves.
I once took the lid off a pressure cooker of rice that was under pressure... second I got the seal undone the lid flew back and rice shot everywhere.
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Female 1,593
Wow okay o_O
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Male 6,694
Takeout !
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Male 258
try to cut back on the hot sauce..
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Male 36
Beans and an M-80?
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Female 32
ahaha i lol`d
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Male 255
They should do this on the Time Warp show on Discovery.
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Male 33
whoa that must`ve been one cool explosion
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Male 1,834
lol
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Male 3,915
mother of jesus!
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Female 498
poo splatters.. >.<
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Male 189
I`m pretty sure I could pull this off. I can`t cook anything more complex than a pop-tart. I`m surprised I don`t burn the corn flakes every time I make cereal.
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Female 2,352
Sh*tsplosion.
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Female 646
Haha, pressure cookers... you really have to be retarded to screw that up.
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Male 1,523
Dayum.

Reminds me of shooting saw blades with the gravity gun in Half Life 2.
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Male 240
LOL, you think they`d perfect the pressure cooker by now...
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Female 202
sweet mother of god
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Male 397
BOOM!
Do it once and you will never ever have to cook again.
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Female 9,400
Can you imagine trying to wash all that off.
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Male 2,868
D:
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Male 379
Kids: "Mom is dinner ready?"
Mom: (exasperated) "Did you HEAR the explosion yet? I don`t think so. So do you THINK dinner is ready?"
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Male 2,841
This is why humans invented the concept of ordering food.
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Male 3,425
Reminds me of this.
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Male 741
I want a pressure cooker now!
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Male 168
The tabs on the side probably mean this was a pressure cooker. The lid gives a little twist to lock in place, or not.
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Male 38
I`m guessing they were making this
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Female 839
oh my God! lol
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Male 2,005
well theres more than one way to fail at cooking
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Male 812
What did they try to cook? Napalm?
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Female 833
canned chocolate pudding fail?
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Female 5,222
ummm o.o
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Male 2,553
Wow, if I ever make an intentionally messy/semi-messy kitchen, I will definitely make something of this...!
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Male 561
styrofoam*
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Male 1,505
"what the drat happened there??"

Somebody let my wife try to cook.
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Female 200
"that roof is made of styrophome."
Hmmmm I would say fiberboard.
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Female 654
that roof is made of styrophome. and the kitchen walls are painted with a nice baby brown splatter, also works great for the bathroom
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Male 17,512
Pressure cooker failure.
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Male 1,162
what the drat happened there??
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Male 118
Kind of reminds me what happens when I eat Indian food, even though I love it so much.
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Female 3,562
Who are these idiots who explode their pressure cookers? My mother`s been using them for like 40 years and no explosions yet.
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Male 37,888
Domestic Violence.
Because sometimes the bitch don`t listen when you said NO SALT!
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Male 613
Thats one way to give the house that `something`s cooking` smell.
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Male 32
lol food got problems with this person
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Female 533
that happened to my aunt awhile back when she was cooking greens in the pressure cooker. definitely was not fun to clean up :/
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Male 2,549
That is seriously frightening, I hope no one was injured. (Recently had a kitchen accident that I`m still shuddering from...fortunately not this bad)
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Male 2,056
FOOD IS ANGRY AT YOU!
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Female 688
It was a pressure cooker, that had a wee bit too much pressure. lol

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Female 850
why the drat were they boiling poo???
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Male 4,807
Is that an image of Jesus on the wall I see?

When you see it you`ll poo yourself
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Female 123
Nice. Looks like a pressure cooker prob.
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Male 648
"or meth...but idk how explosive that is.."

The meth itself isnt...the lab and chemicals used to make it however...would destroy the entire house.
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Female 3
My kitchen looked exactly like that when my roommate tried to make caramel pie by heating an unopened can of sweet condensed milk in boiling water. One can made yummy pie goodness and the other made a big explosive mess.
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Female 177
wtf
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Male 9,306
For some obscure, unknown reason, I found this picture absolutely hilarious.
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Male 122
????
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Male 25,416
yum, om nom nom!
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Male 4,793
or meth...but idk how explosive that is..
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Male 4,793
hmm...somebody was probably cooking up some explosives, honestly that`s the only explanation i can think of.
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Male 3,756
I think someone doesn`t know how to use a pressure cooker.
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Male 1,548
IT`S EVERYWHERE!!!
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Male 3,482
[quote]After 4 weeks of agony Fancy finally dislodges the pan lid from his anus.[/quote]
I SHOULD NOT HAVE READ THIS!

Ohmigod, I seriously can`t breathe right now...
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Male 3,482
I`m laughing so hard I`m choking.

Simple things like this get to me. Just because it`s like, "How the f*ck did this happen? Seriously, what did you do?"
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Male 2,121
After 4 weeks of agony Fancy finally dislodges the pan lid from his anus.
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Male 491
Explosive cooking. COOL.
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Male 436
and you thought you had a bad day...
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Male 2,402
BWahahahaha
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Male 4,680
Looks like a mini UFO crashing through the ceiling.
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Male 2,441
Gross
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Male 19,837
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