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Date: 08/27/10 04:06 PM

69 Responses to How Do You Know When Dinner`s Ready? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    Link: How Do You Know When Dinner`s Ready? - Simple, your self-timing cookware will tell you...
  2. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    Gross
  3. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    Looks like a mini UFO crashing through the ceiling.
  4. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    BWahahahaha
  5. Profile photo of wtmac
    wtmac Male 30-39
    436 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    and you thought you had a bad day...
  6. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    Explosive cooking. COOL.
  7. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    After 4 weeks of agony Fancy finally dislodges the pan lid from his anus.
  8. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    I`m laughing so hard I`m choking.

    Simple things like this get to me. Just because it`s like, "How the f*ck did this happen? Seriously, what did you do?"
  9. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    After 4 weeks of agony Fancy finally dislodges the pan lid from his anus.
    I SHOULD NOT HAVE READ THIS!

    Ohmigod, I seriously can`t breathe right now...
  10. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    IT`S EVERYWHERE!!!
  11. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    I think someone doesn`t know how to use a pressure cooker.
  12. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    hmm...somebody was probably cooking up some explosives, honestly that`s the only explanation i can think of.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    or meth...but idk how explosive that is..
  14. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    yum, om nom nom!
  15. Profile photo of book21
    book21 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    ????
  16. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    For some obscure, unknown reason, I found this picture absolutely hilarious.
  17. Profile photo of mearnhart
    mearnhart Female 18-29
    177 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    wtf
  18. Profile photo of gimpynihon
    gimpynihon Female 18-29
    3 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    My kitchen looked exactly like that when my roommate tried to make caramel pie by heating an unopened can of sweet condensed milk in boiling water. One can made yummy pie goodness and the other made a big explosive mess.
  19. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    "or meth...but idk how explosive that is.."

    The meth itself isnt...the lab and chemicals used to make it however...would destroy the entire house.
  20. Profile photo of Golden1
    Golden1 Female 18-29
    123 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    Nice. Looks like a pressure cooker prob.
  21. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    Is that an image of Jesus on the wall I see?

    When you see it you`ll poo yourself
  22. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    why the drat were they boiling poo???
  23. Profile photo of maggierose78
    maggierose78 Female 18-29
    688 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    It was a pressure cooker, that had a wee bit too much pressure. lol

  24. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    FOOD IS ANGRY AT YOU!
  25. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    That is seriously frightening, I hope no one was injured. (Recently had a kitchen accident that I`m still shuddering from...fortunately not this bad)
  26. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    that happened to my aunt awhile back when she was cooking greens in the pressure cooker. definitely was not fun to clean up :/
  27. Profile photo of masterpeach
    masterpeach Male 18-29
    32 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    lol food got problems with this person
  28. Profile photo of zeebeedee
    zeebeedee Male 50-59
    614 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    Thats one way to give the house that `something`s cooking` smell.
  29. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36857 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    Domestic Violence.
    Because sometimes the bitch don`t listen when you said NO SALT!
  30. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    Who are these idiots who explode their pressure cookers? My mother`s been using them for like 40 years and no explosions yet.
  31. Profile photo of TheeAJ123
    TheeAJ123 Male 30-39
    118 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 8:40 pm
    Kind of reminds me what happens when I eat Indian food, even though I love it so much.
  32. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    what the drat happened there??
  33. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:21 pm
    Pressure cooker failure.
  34. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 10:24 pm
    that roof is made of styrophome. and the kitchen walls are painted with a nice baby brown splatter, also works great for the bathroom
  35. Profile photo of IchBinErica
    IchBinErica Female 18-29
    200 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 12:04 am
    "that roof is made of styrophome."
    Hmmmm I would say fiberboard.
  36. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 12:35 am
    "what the drat happened there??"

    Somebody let my wife try to cook.
  37. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 1:15 am
    styrofoam*
  38. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 1:45 am
    Wow, if I ever make an intentionally messy/semi-messy kitchen, I will definitely make something of this...!
  39. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 1:50 am
    ummm o.o
  40. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 1:52 am
    canned chocolate pudding fail?
  41. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 3:30 am
    What did they try to cook? Napalm?
  42. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 3:33 am
    well theres more than one way to fail at cooking
  43. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 4:09 am
    oh my God! lol
  44. Profile photo of petshadow
    petshadow Male 40-49
    38 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 6:00 am
    I`m guessing they were making this
  45. Profile photo of elhowell
    elhowell Male 18-29
    168 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 7:11 am
    The tabs on the side probably mean this was a pressure cooker. The lid gives a little twist to lock in place, or not.
  46. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 8:50 am
    I want a pressure cooker now!
  47. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 9:13 am
    Reminds me of this.
  48. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 9:17 am
    This is why humans invented the concept of ordering food.
  49. Profile photo of Buck176
    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 10:24 am
    Kids: "Mom is dinner ready?"
    Mom: (exasperated) "Did you HEAR the explosion yet? I don`t think so. So do you THINK dinner is ready?"
  50. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 11:21 am
    D:
  51. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    Can you imagine trying to wash all that off.
  52. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    BOOM!
    Do it once and you will never ever have to cook again.
  53. Profile photo of laurjendee
    laurjendee Female 18-29
    202 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    sweet mother of god
  54. Profile photo of tylertooo
    tylertooo Male 40-49
    240 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    LOL, you think they`d perfect the pressure cooker by now...
  55. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    Dayum.

    Reminds me of shooting saw blades with the gravity gun in Half Life 2.
  56. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    Haha, pressure cookers... you really have to be retarded to screw that up.
  57. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    Sh*tsplosion.
  58. Profile photo of sender02
    sender02 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    I`m pretty sure I could pull this off. I can`t cook anything more complex than a pop-tart. I`m surprised I don`t burn the corn flakes every time I make cereal.
  59. Profile photo of 3justme3
    3justme3 Female 18-29
    498 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    poo splatters.. >.<
  60. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    mother of jesus!
  61. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 11:02 pm
    lol
  62. Profile photo of smokeymcweed
    smokeymcweed Male 18-29
    33 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 3:16 am
    whoa that must`ve been one cool explosion
  63. Profile photo of norgle
    norgle Male 18-29
    255 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 7:04 am
    They should do this on the Time Warp show on Discovery.
  64. Profile photo of miarty
    miarty Female 18-29
    32 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 10:33 am
    ahaha i lol`d
  65. Profile photo of angrynerd
    angrynerd Male 30-39
    36 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 10:53 am
    Beans and an M-80?
  66. Profile photo of Terminal88
    Terminal88 Male 18-29
    259 posts
    August 29, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    try to cut back on the hot sauce..
  67. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:35 am
    Takeout !
  68. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    Wow okay o_O
  69. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:26 am
    aaaaand this is why pressure cookers now have emergency valves.
    I once took the lid off a pressure cooker of rice that was under pressure... second I got the seal undone the lid flew back and rice shot everywhere.

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