The best in arts & entertainment, news, pop culture, and your mom since 2002.

[Total: 79    Average: 4.1/5]
65 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 43391
Rating: 4.1
Category: Funny
Date: 08/30/10 01:04 PM

65 Responses to House Rules: Learn `Em, Live `Em [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18856 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    Link: House Rules: Learn `Em, Live `Em - These house rules could also apply to general life rules.
  2. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    These is the single most awesome thing ever.
  3. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    "They outrageous, them rules!"
  4. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    Don`t stop. your live on Chatroulette
  5. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    methinks considering the other 12 rules, rule 1 is null and void.
  6. Profile photo of TheTrees
    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    "If you are caught masturbating, don`t stop" words to live by
  7. Profile photo of aznclueless
    aznclueless Male 18-29
    329 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    #13 is convenient.
  8. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Ha this guy sounds like a bellend
  9. Profile photo of boomhower1
    boomhower1 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    i would enjoy a stay at this house
  10. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    Rules to live by
  11. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    MEEELLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
  12. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    N64? WTF
  13. Profile photo of tsiemens
    tsiemens Male 30-39
    515 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    This guy would reconsider number 13 if a guy was doing it, unless of course he was, umm... different
  14. Profile photo of kendough808
    kendough808 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    luls. numebr13.
  15. Profile photo of book21
    book21 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    meh
  16. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    Other than his obsessive console fanboy-ism...

    Sounds like rules to live by.
  17. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    #14 - if you are not caught masturbating....clean up after yourself.
  18. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    i don`t get 4 and 5
  19. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    Feh. Goddamn control freaks. Notice it`s always the same people that feel the need to make a bunch of rules.
  20. Profile photo of SuperOnion
    SuperOnion Male 18-29
    151 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    I liked #2. Kind of basic but eloquently stated nonetheless.
  21. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    I`d party with those guys.
  22. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    Ha I like these rules :)
  23. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    what if you fap, dont stop!
  24. Profile photo of DeadDisco
    DeadDisco Male 18-29
    91 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    last one is lawls
  25. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    is this the improved version of life rules from the other day, it should be its awesome!
  26. Profile photo of 5405841
    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    i love that last one
  27. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    Haha! I love the last one.

    This also makes me want to play some of my Nintendo.
  28. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    Ahahahahahahahaha! Can I live with you????
  29. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    awesome....a definate extension of "life`s little lessons"
  30. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    13 is the best EVER.
  31. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    I want to live in this household and meet the person who wrote this
  32. Profile photo of meganmakeart
    meganmakeart Female 18-29
    225 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    I MUST meet these people.
  33. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    I have certainly lived in my share of this type of apartment... COOKIES!
  34. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    Sweet Nintendo 64 kicks ass. I wish these people were my friends.
  35. Profile photo of acknex32
    acknex32 Male 18-29
    61 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    "If you are caught masturbating, don`t stop" O_o...LOL :-D
  36. Profile photo of jnnfrlynnlsn
    jnnfrlynnlsn Female 13-17
    3 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    These are excellent rules, and I kind of wish that I lived in this house.
  37. Profile photo of Frambuesas
    Frambuesas Female 18-29
    136 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    drat, I wish I lived there. I especially like the last rule. Theres nothing worse than masturbating with the fear of a roommate suddenly walking in.
  38. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    No raping. Good rule.
  39. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    That last rule freaks me out, but the "lots o` wine" makes up for that
  40. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    cookies?
  41. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    ugh, O`Wine...
  42. Profile photo of Weakmonkey
    Weakmonkey Male 18-29
    190 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:46 pm
    That last rule freaks me out, but the "lots o` wine" makes up for that ---- I believe its a girls house. Most of the rules make more sense that way.
  43. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    Yes, cookies.
  44. Profile photo of deitrickson2
    deitrickson2 Male 18-29
    244 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    @weakmonkey- im goin to have to make a obvious observation and completly disagreeing with you on thinkinG there was any chance in hell that girls wrote that list for there house
  45. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    i think i like the last rule.....
  46. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1242 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    Notice that there isn`t a rule that says that you can`t more than one the rules at the same time.

    Also, this list makes me both curious and disturbed at the same time.
  47. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:35 pm
    Yes, House does rule.
  48. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:57 pm
    A guy wrote that with a hot girl roommate?
  49. Profile photo of lee-schizo
    lee-schizo Female 18-29
    296 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 11:52 pm
    don`t stop?
  50. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:07 am
    LOL @ GuardinGnome
  51. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:26 am
    Love em
  52. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:50 am
    I love these rules :D
  53. Profile photo of SonicWolf
    SonicWolf Male 13-17
    89 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:25 am
    13 is kind of creepy though.
  54. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 5:46 am
    I need to go to this house :D
  55. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 6:35 am
    lmao @ 13 XD
  56. Profile photo of mad199109
    mad199109 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 7:09 am
    Like it, live it, love it. Adopt me pls! :D
  57. Profile photo of inversegrav
    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 7:37 am
    rules are easy to follow when everyone can agree to them
  58. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 8:08 am
    #13 is awesome.
  59. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 10:20 am
    Sounds like a good party house :D
  60. Profile photo of elgrappa
    elgrappa Male 18-29
    96 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 11:04 am
    i got to hang these on the door of our dorm
  61. Profile photo of Wellzee
    Wellzee Male 18-29
    126 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    Rules #7-13 sounds pretty gay to me
  62. Profile photo of kamietsu
    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    I live by rules 8 and 9
  63. Profile photo of jib
    jib Male 18-29
    314 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    yeah well 13 is my motto
  64. Profile photo of x4XDCX4x
    x4XDCX4x Male 18-29
    14 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    I always have to enforce 13

Leave a Reply