Hot Fashion Trend: The C-String [Pic]

Submitted by: onyxSATVIL 7 years ago in Funny

Also called the coochie cradle by our more astute I-A-B readers. Sexy? Sick? You make the call...
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Female 10
I hope they make the creators "cover (their) sexy area". Indefinitely. We don`t need more of these people.
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Female 3
stupid.
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Female 105
OMG..either you wear underwear or go comando/slut..don`t make them freaking retarded looking!
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Female 2,352
I`ve seen these in the volleyball episode of Dirty Pair Flash. Its really impractical unless you really want to make sure someone isn`t hiding a gun there. .
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Male 275
it`s a headband for your minge :)
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Male 10
HOT and functional :D i think
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Female 2,695
okay i don`t see why the damn thing wouldn`t just fall off. if you`re seriously concerned about getting a pantyline with a normal thong, you should really just go commando.
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Female 1,048
Why even bother wearing underwear at all if you think that this item of clothing is a good idea!!
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Female 98
@fabbatruffs
in 6 inch heels u do. :P
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Male 111
"its for nude strippers (easy on and off, and u dont have to sit to get them on/off)"

you have to sit to get any other kind of underwear on or off?
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Male 68
WTF Fancy? [Pic] means pictures in my book...
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Male 675
Its fascinating considering the thing is actually -taped- to the mannequin. Look closely when she turns it around, you`ll see a clear piece of tape between the mannequin`s legs holding the "c-string" up. Just imagine what would happen if you had a wardrobe malfunction with one of these suckers. Its a good thing they don`t come in larger sizes, you would probably traumatize someone, or everyone.
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Male 143
i expected her to say large, but no, apparently small and medium are enough
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Female 98
lol, yup. those came out a few years ago. at least 5 years, and they are uncomfortable, its for nude strippers (easy on and off, and u dont have to sit to get them on/off)
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Female 709
It kind of looks like a pad...
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Female 40
This was at the Anaheim Porn Convention... not that I didn`t watch the coverage on Spike or anything...

*innocent homosexual female that loves lookin at gigantic ta-tas*
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Male 12,365
Out of curiousity, I`ve just read a piece by a journalist who agreed to wear one for a week. It does stay on a person without tape. Maybe a mannequin`s buttocks just aren`t squeezy enough. She found chafing a problem, though, and the part of the hairband that goes between your bum cheeks wasn`t comfortable (no surprise). Nor was the thought that if you walked briskly with a good stride while wearing a skirt (to reduce chafing, remember), it would fall off. That might possibly be a bit embarrassing.
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Female 250
0:48. It stays on with tape.
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Female 533
and how does it stay on? cuz I`m definitely not about to use tape to keep that in place...
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Female 3,598
WTF... just go without underwear if you`re that close to wearing nothing anyways. sheesh. that gets rid of pantylines without having a stick up your A$$ (literally)
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Male 24
XHAHXAHXA :D I`ve seen this, but the funniest part in the video is:
"They`re available in SMALL AND MEDIUM" <some awkward silence>

Fat chicks don`t even deserve to try being sexy... :D xaxaxa
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Male 450
Do you peel it off slow, or rip it off like a Band-aid?
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Male 384
the garment is ok, i guess....

the woman really creeped me out, though.
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Female 353
i see tape on the bottom of the manikin
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Female 614
some people`s butts would just eat it.
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Male 40
There`s a reason it`s red
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Female 46
Just go commando its cheaper!!!
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Male 87
wearing this is begging to be raped.
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Male 25,417
wow, this is retarded!
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Female 72
Comes in small, and medium, but no large. Can you really call it medium if there`s nothing larger? BS marketing strikes again. Enjoy your delusions.
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Male 6,737
Monotone presenter makes me want to die inside.
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Female 3,726
Why wear anything?
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Female 1,386
I love the idea of wearing a headband for underwear, it sounds so comfortable.
>_>
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Female 346
I would never. Ever. EVER. wear that holy poo, nothing`s wrong with straps, holy Jesus.
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Male 7,933
I think it could only work on very few women
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Male 38
May as well wear a band aid or post it note.
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Female 855
Like I`m gonna buy something from a pasty fool like that. ewwww
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Female 1,593
Is this one of those fancy new moving pictures?
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Male 59
She had to tape it on... Do they really expect women to do the same? xD
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Female 570
i thought the ones on the table were headbands.
this is the worse saleswoman i ever seen.
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Female 387
Um, a wire in my butt crack? No thanks.
It`s like a hair band for your cootch.
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Female 347
Noooo!!! This had to be invented by a man.

I`m all for less panty or tan lines, but seriously?
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Female 1,190
wtf why even wear underwear at this point?!
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Male 6,694
Mweebles video showes it much better. Its in a real context. ( On cute girls trying it out for real.)
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Male 6,694
Im not so sure about the comfort of that but Im all for ladys wearing less clothing. Love the female body.
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Female 1,652
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Male 296
I couldn`t finish the video, hearing hear talk was torture.
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Male 1,360
you could see the adhesive tape holding the c string to the manequin.
And then a normal top with strings?
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Male 1,364
her accent is funny
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Male 2,424
You gotta clench to keep it in, I guess. Or, could it be? Magic!
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Male 1,043
Why did I already knew about this about half a year ago?
:s
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Male 1,815
To all you complaining about the practical use, I`m pretty sure that it`s more of a lingerie item.
Pay no attention to what that idiot host is saying.
But all in all, that thing is fugly.
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Male 193
That`s just disgusting.
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Female 149
....I don`t get how this is supposed to be practical. At all.
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Male 4,793
"What is with IAB not being able to identify [Pic]s from [Vid]s? "

I agree. I have time for pictures and ra-tarded comments/trolling. I don`t care much for vids.
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Male 179
it makes you look like a ho.
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Male 302
What is with IAB not being able to identify [Pic]s from [Vid]s?
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Female 582
Let`s see.... Falling underwear, metal wedgie, and yeast infections?

SIGN ME UP!!!!
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Female 293
i want to get a one for my bf. hope that the front material is stretchy... its got a fit a lot.
and that piece on the back... well just a little bit of lube on the tip, and insert into the as.....
getting caught up in my own imagination... sorry
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Male 178
no no no no no no no no NO!
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Female 19
The only prob I see with this is that the mannequin shouldnt be wearing a bikini top...I see pasties to be a more fitting choice for a coochie cradle.
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Male 39,524
I`m not sure this would be comfortable.

FancyLad.... order one and let us know how comfortable it is. {if you haven`t already}
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Female 172
hahahahahahahahahahhaha wow.

that looks soooo uncomfortable
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Male 2,748
lol, yea, i noticed it was taped to the mannequin... which is hilarious
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Female 728
That looks like it would cause the worst kind of wedgie. :-/
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Male 1,164
"The loife of the woife is ended by the noife."

"NO!! The LIFE of the WIFE is ended by the KNIFE!!"

gdi.
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Female 901
someone needs to learn the difference between a picture and a video.
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Female 351
and now i just noticed everybody else beat me to it with those questions!

crap! ^_^
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Female 351
thank god it`s only available in small and medium

and

why is it TAPED to the mannequin if it supposedly hugs your curves? is the mannequin to slippery? I hope, bc taping it there would hurt on humans...unless you, you know...
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Male 90
She had an amazing gift of making me annoyed just by the way she talked.
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Male 2,868
D:
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Female 202
drat going to the beach in that! hahaha, she was just soooo awkward
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Female 13
URMMMMMM O.o according to her it can be worn as "beachwear"? thats not exactly what I wanna see when I go to the beach...
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Male 447
"Your sexy area" made me lol.
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Male 447
That lady does an amazing job of making this product seem very unsexy.
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Male 5,189
Coochie cradle....
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Male 1,793
My wife had one of those, we don`t know what happened to it. She wore it once and poof it disappeared...
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Female 2
Please note the tape holding the C string in the most private of areas...
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Male 141
Also doubles as an eye patch.
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Male 43
Thank god it doesn`t come in any larger sizes. Fat chicks shouldn`t be... Scantily clad.
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Male 197
I like how it only comes in small and medium. Even the manufacturers don`t want to see a fat woman in this.
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Male 37
Lol, how the hell does it stay? Like seriously, at this point, why wear underwear at all?
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Female 3,562
"It comes in small and medium"
Just how exactly does one measure the size of your cooch? And apparently if you`re large you`re too fat to wear it.
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Male 527
Note that it only comes in small and medium. In other words, fat chicks aren`t allowed to wear this thing.
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Female 477
wtf is wrong with thongs..
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Male 645
any clip with this thing in action?
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Male 17,512
I see she taped it on the dummy with packing tape, Is this how it`s supposed to be done on a woman ?
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Female 404
whats the point? was that tape down there??
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Female 4
I love the fact that it`s taped to the mannequin`s cooch. Fits snuggly for sure!
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Male 325
I wish I could just put a small piece of cloth where my penis is and call it good.

On another note, she has a sexy voice.
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Male 2,402
Barrye rplied:
Ah, just walk around naked and get it over with already. Why not complete the package and wear nipple tassels instead of the top. See how publicly naked you can get before it becomes a crime.

LOL! It owuld be a crime already if some were to wear such and for some to go around naked? I`d go around puking on some of the wahines i see wear. Don`t worry ladies this applies to men in speedos as well.
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Male 1,523
Er... No. Let`s just stick with what we have... o.o
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Male 722
I agree with Barrye. This is just one step closer...
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Male 2,402
Excuse me a moment good looking guy. The flex rod that covers my butt crack just slipped and crawled up my butthole. Can you help me take it out?
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Female 336
Oooooh...!!! I want one made of long black faux fur!
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Female 117
shes reading like a script on the floor
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Female 536
no no no no no nooooooooo

How is this supposed to stay on exactly? Is there some kind of adhesive? Or does the little thong part like wedge up into the butt crack to hold it in place?

In any event, this has to be the stupidest piece of "clothing" I have ever seen. If you really don`t want panty lines that badly, then just go commando.
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Male 126
Ah, just walk around naked and get it over with already. Why not complete the package and wear nipple tassels instead of the top. See how publicly naked you can get before it becomes a crime.
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Female 1,682
That looks..stupid ._.
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Female 198
It looks like a head band.
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Male 158
Pic?
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Female 491
The white wouldn`t stay white for long...
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Male 559
So that WAS tape I saw around the taint area.
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Male 39,524
I love that it`s taped to the manequinn. You girls could use duct tape and bet a bikini wax every time you take it off!
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Female 43
Yeah. Because all women love wired fabric running through their ass :/
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Male 234
Basically this thing holds itself into place by inserting the back end into your ass crack? Brilliant!
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Female 116
How in the world would it stay on???
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Male 1,136
That is no pic. I am dissapoint.
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Male 2,419
however if you look at the back you will see it only has a thin strap... and about a pound of tape

do they not realize that this thing has no way to hold itself up?
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Female 2,289
um... no
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Female 316
Um...gross.
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Male 196
Im in!!!!!!!!
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Female 23
Rather wear nothing than that horrible device.
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Male 441
I like how they actually had to tape up the backside of it to keep it on. Maybe they thought no one would notice?
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Male 160
My apologies world this English lady will be shot after the video for her poor enthusiasm for such a great item to the world
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Male 533
I remember a post about these... THREE dratING YEARS AGO
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Male 491
Oh I see, thats why the hot women walk like they have broom stick up their butt
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Male 1,678
I like panties
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Male 292
What the french toast?
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Female 173
just looks like a fancy maxi-pad to me
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Male 304
whats the point of being ridiculous?

dont use anything at all.

lol
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Female 247
wow, looks unbelievably uncomfortable.
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Male 339
just go commando...
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Male 12,365
[quote]I honestly don`t get the big deal about pantylines.[/quote]

I think nobody does. It`s just one more weird thing dreamt up by fashion companies.
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Female 126
zomg butt floss has gone european
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Female 843
I honestly don`t get the big deal about pantylines. Women wear underwear; is that a bad thing?

But that thing is weird. How does it stay in place when you`re walking? They had to tape it on the mannequin, I guess `cuz it won`t fit between the cheeks
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Male 90
lol its a video not a pic
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Female 199
embrace your inner whore
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Male 1,083
front looks hot. back looks...dangerous.
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Male 1,882
Is that tape? Did they tape this god-awful invention to the crotch of the mannequin?
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Male 12,365
Duct tape would work just as well, with the added benefit of a cheap waxing!
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Male 838
Yeah. I`m a guy, and a pretty horny one at that. If I saw this at the beach, I`d simply be too confused to be aroused. I literally think I would be trying to figure it out instead of being hot and bothered. That, and one has to wonder what the wearer is thinking with that thing on in public.
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Female 1,589
Love that she calls it the "sexy area". XD
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Female 1,427
"Why not just go commando? No lines and they`ll get a refreshing breeze."

In certain situations, going commando for a girl can be pretty unsanitary, especially if she`s sweating. The vagina and the anus aren`t as far apart as the urethral opening and the anus are for men, and sweat can transfer bacteria from the anal area to the vagina, leading to nasty poo.

So, if you`re gonna be somewhere, say a bar, and you`re dancing, you`ll want to wear panties. This allows you to wear those skinny drating jeans that are "trendy" and the fabric of the panties will absorb sweat, etc.

Also, this helps prevent the dreaded "camel toe" by keeping the labia together.
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Male 9,305
Oh I see, so it`s made like a headband for your vagina.
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Male 7,378
Wonderful
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Male 39,524
LOL it`s celo-taped to the manequinn!

so, on a person, the hook goes around back and up into the . . . nahhhhhh. couldn`t be.
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Female 3,574
eh I would just go commando at that point. lol

@punk7634 lol you raise a good point there XD
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Male 69
Why not just go commando? No lines and they`ll get a refreshing breeze.
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Male 112
lol i love how when shes showing u that it stays on by its self u can see the tape
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Male 240
Jeez, might as well go commando.
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Male 12,365
Good grief...if she was selling a £100 robot that would do all my housework, I`d still be loathe to buy it from her. Abysmal salesperson.

I`d bet money on this product either not staying on, being very uncomfortable to wear or both.
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Male 1,442
Not sexy. Looks like a sanitary towel.
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Female 191
Is anyone else confused as to what you do with it when you use the bathroom? do you hold it? you obviously can`t just pull it down if you`re wearing a skirt.
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Male 1,313
just remember ladies, for a secure wear.. make sure the end is either tucked securely into your bootyhole, or taped on at the vag.
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Female 1,380
The manequin (sp?) is flat....that is why it needs to be taped on.
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Female 2,927
F*ck it, just go naked.
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Female 3,828
Im @ work, couldnt put on the sound. whats it for? tanning? panty lines? How the hell does it stay in place?
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Male 1,266
Wow.. worst salesperson ever?
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Female 130
Only when done in metal with matching madonna bra
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Female 4,447
I have this guy friend who actually likes panty lines, says it`s like a sneak peek of what`s under your clothes.
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Male 1,598
I think tan lines can be kinda hot :)
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Male 2,034
Bit chav-y.
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Male 757
This has been around since the 80`s.
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Male 15,510
Well, bring it on
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Male 914
reminds e of a pad
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Male 2,549
(Exactly regalia13! I like you.)
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Male 3,482
Okay, seriously, what is with all the mis-labeled not-[Pic]s recently?

Is it really that hard to figure out if a post has movement and audio?

That said...

Why? I don`t care about pantie lines, personally.

In fact, pantie lines prove that the woman IS, in fact, wearing panties, instead of being one of those women wandering around with no underwear. Which is just plain disturbing, in my opinion...
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Male 2,056
swimwear? i`ll believe it when i see it
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Male 2,549
The CHEATERS! They taped it on to the mannequin!

(Also, I can`t imagine that a demented looking hairband would feel too comfy o_O)
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Male 99
i thought it was called a maxipad
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Male 198
WOW!!! its another one of those moving picture things again!!!
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Male 225
I mean... I get not going commando with a skirt or short dress. But why not just go commando with jeans or whatever, more comfortable and cheaper.
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Male 510
so... basicalyl you have a stick up your ass?

ladies why are panty liens so bad? no one gives a poo. hell some of us may even find it hot. idk :B but really i dont think no panty lines is wort hhavign a stick up your ass. and you probably have to walk funny to keep it in
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Male 225
Why not just go commando?
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Male 4,004
I thought it was called a j-string...
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Female 212
It`s taped on first off, second, it reminds me of a headband. A vajayjay headband...
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Female 22
It`s basically a headband. Looks hella uncomfortable.
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Female 78
She pauses randomly between words. It`s sort of like adding periods in the middle of a sentence when you`re not done with it. Strange.
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Female 40
Link: Hot Fashion Trend: The C-String [Pic] [Rate Link] - Also called the coochie cradle by our more astute I-A-B readers. Sexy? Sick? You make the call...
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