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Date: 08/30/10 03:07 PM

116 Responses to Hot Chicks, Hot Beach, Tiny Beach Chair [4 Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    Link: Hot Chicks, Hot Beach, Tiny Beach Chair - Hope your summer was a lot better than this...
  2. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    349 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    How is that whale alive?!
  3. Profile photo of Ultimated
    Ultimated Male 13-17
    147 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    Chair rooster block. The worst kind :(
  4. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    He he guess where!
  5. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    Tharrrr she blows!
  6. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    Chair rooster block. The worst kind :(
    We love you, swear filter!
  7. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    I read this book. Moby Dick, right?
  8. Profile photo of TheFlyingJJ
    TheFlyingJJ Male 13-17
    3 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    poor guy...
  9. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    Poor guy. At least he met a couple of nice ladies at the beach. Now that he`s stood up, why doesn`t one pull him forward while the other pulls on the chair?

    Also, that first pic would never work. All they`re doing is making him lean forwards.
  10. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    well at least they tried to help!
  11. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    I think that chair was the only thing keeping his shorts up
  12. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    In the fifth picture, he ate the chick laughing at him and used her tibia to remove the chair.
  13. Profile photo of Cartunze
    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    Looks like a staged photo shoot. I am sure the chair would have easily fallen off of his butt with a little effort in those last two photos.
  14. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    wow
  15. Profile photo of DarthJay
    DarthJay Male 30-39
    339 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    He was probably in their chair chowing down of food and beer from their cooler....
  16. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    I feel laughter and sympathy together and i`m undecided on how to react..
    ..
    lol
  17. Profile photo of atlacatl
    atlacatl Male 18-29
    342 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    A wild snorlax appears... to be crushing that chair.
  18. Profile photo of TheShlopper
    TheShlopper Male 18-29
    6 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    this is actually shot for an upcoming movie
  19. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    Wow, thats a way to pull in the chicks!
  20. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    Not what I was expecting...
  21. Profile photo of snowbunny602
    snowbunny602 Female 18-29
    8 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    Haa!! XD
  22. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    Yeah right like those chicks would ever help that guy.
  23. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    Was not real, was staged.
  24. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    jesus on a clothes line what is that chair made out of Lutetium?
  25. Profile photo of Ginerio
    Ginerio Male 18-29
    24 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    poor chair :(
  26. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    "Yeah right like those chicks would ever help that guy."

    He made them an offer they couldn`t refuse - help him, and he`d put a shirt on.
  27. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    "Just suck it in!"
    "I AM!"
    "...I guess we wait until he starves himself out."
  28. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    I vote this guy Chairman of the Bored!
  29. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    You can see the straps and clips that lock the chair to him. Not sure what the purpose was for these series of picks.
  30. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    Wooly mammoth?
  31. Profile photo of tws8631
    tws8631 Male 50-59
    316 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    @Concetra

    LOL more likely titanium frame with kevlar webbing. Buy at your local aerospace surplus store.
  32. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    LOL @ hooda!!
  33. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1185 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    How did you learn how to see invisible things, Steelgrid?
  34. Profile photo of zhdapleeblue
    zhdapleeblue Male 18-29
    65 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    aww i feel bad for the guy.
  35. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    I wonder how long it`s been since he last saw his penis.
  36. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    aww how embarassing. and funny.
  37. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    I wonder how long it`s been sense a girl has seen yours.
  38. Profile photo of SwayzeCrazy4
    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    And THAT is why you put down the fork.
  39. Profile photo of Sieging
    Sieging Male 13-17
    123 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    Dayum. So fine.
  40. Profile photo of aprilkayyy
    aprilkayyy Female 18-29
    34 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    That`s really embarrassing. He should have known better... trying to fit his butt in that small chair.
  41. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    Aww sucks to be you.
  42. Profile photo of bigfatdynamo
    bigfatdynamo Male 30-39
    259 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    Madest, we fat people can see our winkies. We just have to move the folds to the side.
  43. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    *sings* Fat guy in a little chair, fat guy in a little chair.


    Ahhh...I miss Chris Farley
  44. Profile photo of clp2010
    clp2010 Female 30-39
    126 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    I feel kinda bad for the poor guy too. Thats gotta be like a big kick in the junk of his self esteem. :(
  45. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    atlacatl Said- "A wild snorlax appears... to be crushing that chair."

    Pfffff! This one either escaped from a zoo or the photos are shopped. We all know that there are no more snorlax in the wild. *rolls eyes*
  46. Profile photo of imx36degrees
    imx36degrees Female 18-29
    62 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    Even worse... his shorts fell down
  47. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    mmmhmmm, yeah, i feel sorry for her, mismatching a bikini like that,sucks to be her...
    erm, wait, fat guy stuck in a chair, got it, my bad
    it sucks to be HIM
  48. Profile photo of bmg09
    bmg09 Male 18-29
    36 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    well lets look at the positive... he did get the attention of some hot chicks... =D yah booiii
  49. Profile photo of Valynn
    Valynn Female 18-29
    71 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    I`m glad they tried to help him, even if it didn`t work so well.
  50. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    Pic #2 : Fat Sad Keanu?
  51. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    Aww, how nice, the hot chicks are saving that poor walrus.
  52. Profile photo of agentsarahja
    agentsarahja Female 30-39
    124 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    @GhettoNinja: I could hear him singing that song too!!!! LOL Now that song is gonna be stuck in my head all night
  53. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    Poor guy, seriously.
  54. Profile photo of Toider
    Toider Male 18-29
    452 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    Yeah, you can see what looks like lighting equipment in the third pic. Some kind of movie scene?
  55. Profile photo of gherwrull
    gherwrull Male 30-39
    28 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    gotta be shopped ... no way that chair could still be standing.
  56. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    XD
  57. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    @ghettoninja- My first thought too.
  58. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    ew thats so gross
    i cant believe she even touched him.
  59. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    I like these women, they are pretty
  60. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    That`s a hell of a side-moob in the third pic!
  61. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    that chair is pretty strong...but wouldn`t it have been more comfortable if he just sat on the sand?
  62. Profile photo of Jats
    Jats Male 18-29
    242 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    I`m actually impressed that the chair lasted to that point in the first place.
  63. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    She just couldn`t hold the laughter in the end
  64. Profile photo of Nif
    Nif Female 18-29
    86 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    his face of defeat in the second pic is heartbreaking.
  65. Profile photo of zhdapleeblue
    zhdapleeblue Male 18-29
    65 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    @davymid

    ugh
  66. Profile photo of tws8631
    tws8631 Male 50-59
    316 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    @davymid

    Nice, real nice. Like my avatar now, mental giant?
  67. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:40 pm
    I feel so bad for this guy. Yeah he`s obese, yeah he should have thought this through better, but no one deserves this humiliation.
  68. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    poorguy :(
  69. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    @ howlingwolf - Oh I disagree. Maybe this will make him realize that he needs to put down the Super Size Big Mac meals and try a little exercise.
  70. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:04 pm
    This is hilarious... i want more!!
  71. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:14 pm
    :(
  72. Profile photo of Kougaiji
    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:17 pm
    girl with black bikini is anorexic

    still, the guy probably wished to be touched by a hot girl for the first time in his life but didn`t specify how, when, where, or why. So he got his wish, shoulda been more careful for a fat guy.
  73. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    Evacuate the chair!!
  74. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 11:06 pm
    That is one big fella. Gotta be the world`s sturdiest beach chair; I`ve known those stupid things to collapse under normal weight people! I love how in the last two pics he`s just like "f*ck it, imma just stand up"
  75. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 11:12 pm
    More like anorSEXIA amirite?
  76. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 11:24 pm
    More like anorSEXIA amirite?
    Crucible. Your style. I like it.
  77. Profile photo of iLoveChoo
    iLoveChoo Female 18-29
    120 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 11:52 pm
    @Toider

    Yeah this is going to be a some kind of comedy reality TV show featuring that guy. I saw this last week in entertainment news
  78. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:53 am
    Damn he`s aged. I wonder if he can still do the truffle shuffle...
  79. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:38 am
    That`s almost as bad as the really fat guy in the film Gamer.
  80. Profile photo of SonicWolf
    SonicWolf Male 13-17
    89 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 3:09 am
    Thats alot of arse.
  81. Profile photo of hormonella
    hormonella Male 13-17
    28 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 5:19 am
    Only in america....
  82. Profile photo of Stormydreams
    Stormydreams Female 18-29
    160 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 5:33 am
    If you were stuck like that, you`d want someone with MUSCLE to come help you, not a pair of rakes on legs. :9
  83. Profile photo of Rupertej
    Rupertej Male 13-17
    16 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 7:08 am
    Dad?
  84. Profile photo of Ton_Of_Ham
    Ton_Of_Ham Male 30-39
    13 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 7:13 am
    I`d take the rakes
  85. Profile photo of RFMITCH1
    RFMITCH1 Male 18-29
    121 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 8:34 am
    I`m tired of IAM and some of it`s members, hormonella, insulting the US all the time. For God`s sake we`re still the greatest country on Earth even if this fat arse takes up some space in the states. Basically go fack yourself.
  86. Profile photo of ToxicPunk
    ToxicPunk Male 13-17
    320 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 8:37 am
    The third picture looks like he`s trying to fly (:
  87. Profile photo of redser99
    redser99 Male 30-39
    114 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 8:54 am
    Funny, it actually looks posed...almost like a comic strip.
  88. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 8:56 am
    Why is he in that little chair?
  89. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 9:11 am
    I bet nobody else realized this, but that is one damn high quality chair.
  90. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 9:27 am
    "For God`s sake we`re still the greatest country on Earth"

    Lololololololol!

    No really. GTFO.
  91. Profile photo of ifeelfine
    ifeelfine Female 18-29
    149 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 9:49 am
    I gotta agree that they`re hottt.
    Why did he bother with the chair anyway...
  92. Profile photo of Sidragasum
    Sidragasum Male 18-29
    169 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 10:40 am
    I really do hate fat people.
  93. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 11:23 am
    there is a killing to be made selling "luxury lawn chairs" a.k.a. chairs for fat people. though of course if we say that they`re for fat people they might not want them, so if i were to write "for handicapped people only" like they do on those motor chairs they might feel better about themselves o.o
  94. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 11:26 am
    tkd master, i agree it is one high quality chair, but how does a dude like that have 2 hot girls help him, and i have trouble just one kicking the ball back in my direction??
  95. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 11:26 am
    poor man :(
  96. Profile photo of SpitfireFaye
    SpitfireFaye Female 18-29
    71 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 11:32 am
    tkd master comment ftw
  97. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 11:54 am
    wow that girl in the last picture is so thin. i want to be her.
  98. Profile photo of Kingreggie
    Kingreggie Male 18-29
    154 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    @ haveheart, your effin hot, why do you wanna be smaller?
  99. Profile photo of deeplick
    deeplick Male 18-29
    234 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    haveheart I was going to make a comment on how I don`t know which is worse, a guy who eats way to much, or skeleton girls who eat nothing and vomit it up. However I do hope you are joking, if that is indeed your pic, please don`t ruin perfection to look like a stick. We got plenty of those out in the woods.
  100. Profile photo of ishkabibbles
    ishkabibbles Male 18-29
    155 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    haveheart....

    no you dont want to be that thin, she`s borderline grossly thin and im sure most men would agree that boney vaginas are no fun
  101. Profile photo of pyrrhios
    pyrrhios Male 30-39
    185 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    Check it out. Everyone`s arms in the photos are basically the same size. Jeebus man, that`s all just... some sort of messed up Jabba the Hutt type thing.
  102. Profile photo of pyrrhios
    pyrrhios Male 30-39
    185 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    The Hutt family is awkward in their juvenile phase.
  103. Profile photo of pyrrhios
    pyrrhios Male 30-39
    185 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    Save the whales!
  104. Profile photo of pyrrhios
    pyrrhios Male 30-39
    185 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    He`s disappointed because he realized he would lose weight if he tried to eat them.
  105. Profile photo of pyrrhios
    pyrrhios Male 30-39
    185 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    That chair is actally designed as a loveseat.
  106. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    If you`re seriously that fat, just don`t go to the beach. Save us all from the eye bleach.
  107. Profile photo of snoopdawgg
    snoopdawgg Male 18-29
    482 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    poor chair
  108. Profile photo of vapor13
    vapor13 Male 30-39
    117 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 10:13 pm
    For a big fat guy, he`s got pretty skinny forearms.
  109. Profile photo of darkworld605
    darkworld605 Male 13-17
    75 posts
    August 31, 2010 at 11:47 pm
    how did he get in there in the first place.maybe he got fatter sitting on the chair
  110. Profile photo of moscoworbust
    moscoworbust Male 18-29
    159 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 4:46 am
    i`d eat him
  111. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 5:25 am
    Let`s poke it
  112. Profile photo of whatevs
    whatevs Female 13-17
    126 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    are those his real arms?
  113. Profile photo of KMRocky
    KMRocky Female 18-29
    324 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 2:05 am
    I wonder if that`s their dad and they are making fun of him, that makes me sad. Those lil hookers!
  114. Profile photo of trelina
    trelina Female 18-29
    249 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    omg someone put a sandwich in her
  115. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 10:35 am
    the real victim here is the chair
  116. Profile photo of Wired
    Wired Female 13-17
    49 posts
    September 26, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    Weight Watchers?

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