Hit & Attempted Run

Submitted by: madest 6 years ago in

This guy was either really drunk or had never driven before.
There are 61 comments:
Male 59
Why are the 50 first seconds included? Waste of time!
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Male 4,004
It is possible the driver was having an epileptic attack or a diabetic seizure thingy...

It happened in the Tim Horton drive-thru in my hometown.
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Male 6,694
Hope he had insurance.
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Male 229
hahahhaa three cars, what a drating retard!
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Male 5,194
>>Thanks for putting the action in the last half of the movie. I spent about a minute scrutinizing every passing car so I didn`t miss the action

Yeah, you can put a time tag on YouTube vids. Try it THIS way.
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Male 71
Epic FAIL!!! hahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!
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Male 670
yeah duffy, if you look at the french language "he" or "il" is used to describe a male indivdual, a group of males, a mix of genders even if theres more females, and if the gender is unknown. however when i see stuff like this i automatically assume its a woman.
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Female 1,894
lol wat is going on here???
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Male 203
lol toyota
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Male 28
duffytoler, learn to grammar before you grammar police. "he" is properly used as a pronoun for an individual whose gender is unknown or unspecified.

according to dictionary.com:

HE
–pronoun
1. the male person or animal being discussed or last mentioned; that male.
2. anyone (without reference to sex); that person: He who hesitates is lost.
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Male 5,617
Unintended acceleration?
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Male 5,194
>>make sure he didn`t succeed in getting away

"he"-? What makes you sure this was a man? Last video I saw like this, it was a woman.
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Male 302
@VirtualParty Those people were coming toward the driver of that car to make sure he didn`t succeed in getting away. It`s called taking responsibility for your actions. When you grow up, I hope you learn that.
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Male 787
I woulda booked it too if 20 people instantly came at me waving their arms and screaming. o.0
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Male 193
insta lynch mob
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Female 320
Thanks for putting the action in the last half of the movie. I spent about a minute scrutinizing every passing car so I didn`t miss the action, now my eyes hurt from the darting...

Also, look out for this news story, people! I wanna see the guys` face!
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Male 5,190
Dang LOL.
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Male 25,416
Failed!
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Male 2,033
I`m just gonna turn into this...oh crap misjudged that sign back there OW...drat...I was looking at the sign and hit a car. Man, those people look pissed im getting out of here! I`ll just back out into this...drat..another car? Seriously? Im just gonna gun it and go, It can`t get any worse at this poin.....damnit..seriously? Didn`t that guy see me? Maybe I should be over on the other side of the road hee....oh crap...well...I probably should of saw that one. I think I left the stove on.
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Male 123
herp a derp
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Female 3,562
You know, he almost made it too, and it would have been impressive if he didn`t randomly get back into the wrong side of the road for the direction he was going.
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Male 2,440
[quote]Must be the Allstate mayhem guy.[/quote]

xD
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Male 1,256
I`m gonna go with the "had never driven before" theory, just because it`s WAY funnier.
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Male 915
cocaine is a hell of a drug
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Male 226
wow what an idiot. He/she must have been so embarrassed with all of the people going toward him.
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Male 985
No witnesses :P
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Male 2,344
Holy poo lol!
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Male 37,774
[quote]that really could`ve been cut down to about half the size[/quote]
I`d disagree, the anticipation is worth it if there`s a big payoff at the end.
And HOO BOY! There`s a great payoff!! lolz!

I was like:
Waiting for it...
Waiting for it...
Oh! That`s nasty!
What! OH NO! Lolz! OMG! Noooo! hahahaha!
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Male 2,592
lololololololol
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Male 137
This is what happens when you play too much GTA
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Male 552
Dont drink and drive blind.
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Male 38,480
it keeps going and going and . . .
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Male 3,915
wow....did we just witness the preemption to a stabbing....because it might be partially justified here...not much is more f`d up than a hit and run....and hit....and hit....
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Male 4,014
either very drunk or a sudden medical emergency.

CrakrJak - that mayhem guy is a great character.
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Male 904
I could see the first hit happening because you suck at driving and spazzed out, but the flee looks like intoxication. I hope a witness popped the driver a few times for being an ashole.
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Male 216
hope he didn`t name his own price for insurance.
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Female 511
I vote for INCREDIBLY drunk. Even the most retarded of drivers wouldn`t drive that horribly unless booze was a factor.
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Male 17,512
Must be the Allstate mayhem guy.

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Male 2,602
skip to 55 secs in
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Female 106
And then it`s like flies to a rotting apple.
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Male 648
"is it just me, or does it look like a mass of zombies storming that car?"

Yes, completely bewildered zombies with their hands out saying, "Whatisthisidonteven?!"
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Male 7,611
how drunk is this person?
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Female 3,696
@Beccab86

aaahahah ohh no, it`s so true
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Male 30
is it just me, or does it look like a mass of zombies storming that car?
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Male 891
i`m gonna go with:
wasn`t attempting to run. just had to fking clue how to drive.
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Female 90
OH THE HUMANITY!!!
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Male 63
I guess natural selection still works
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Male 4,793
Holy poo! it`s like the people are all zombies! they just come out of nowhere!!!
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Male 88
I can expect this from a woman. Just kidding, just kidding.
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Male 1,815
It would`ve been hard to do that much damage if you were trying.
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Male 491
beccab86
My comment was based on a near miss on the highway today causing me to spill my HOT coffee I my lap.
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Female 347
They drive worse than my sister.

And you can dare say whatever you like sawdusty, but you`d be wrong. A woman on her cell phone wouldn`t have tried to escape. She`d get out of the car still on the phone telling whoever that she just got in an accident, then post it on her Facebook page.
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Male 224
and this brings up my plan of euthanasia for stupid people who commit obviously stupid and avoidable crimes. I hope the mob pulled the driver out and whooped his/her ass.
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Male 2,056
that really could`ve been cut down to about half the size
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Male 417
this guy`s thought : this place is boring, let`s play bumper carts.
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Male 491
May I dare say that it is prob. a woman on her cell phone.
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Male 46
LOL...Gotta love Karma!
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Male 126
lmao, awesome
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Female 32
omg that video was so chalk full of epic awesomeness. I cant stop laughing at the sheer stupidity.
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Male 336
I would say this guy is on crack, not booze.
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Male 7,378
Link: Hit & Attempted Run [Rate Link] - This guy was either really drunk or had never driven before.
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