Happy Birthday, Nerd [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

This is the trouble with when your parents are web developers.
There are 69 comments:
Male 180
Is it bad that I understood like, almost all of it?
Anyway, that`s a big cake.
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Male 32
I might not understand this; but, idc. Free food. OMNOMNOM. :3.
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Male 75
i think the worst part about this is that i am the only one in my group of friends to actually get the jist of this
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Female 535
I am sick of humanity. The only reason you dickheads hate stuff like this is because you are not smart enough to understand it. If somebody does something you think is dumb, you are all up in their schit. If they do something smart, you are all up in their schit. If somebody you think is weird you are all up in their schit, and if you think they are too dull, it`s the same. Nerd = outcast or reject? Get a phucking life. Nerds and weirdos created your goddamn world.
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Male 22
Is it bad that I understood it perfectly?
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Male 6,694
Nerd cake is still cake.
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Male 2,893
You like d*cks, unbanned?
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Male 185
C
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Male 999
this spells out a giant dck
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Male 842
It`s sad that I understood that...
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Female 674
This is basically a query. If it is his birthday, it says, "Happy (insert age)(insert `rd` or `th` depending on number) Birthday!"

If the query comes back saying it`s NOT his birthday, then it delivers the message, "It`s not your birthday."
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Female 5,222
@_@
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Female 20
i dont understand programming but theyre just having fun, making a long silly programme it will print that its his birthday
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Male 2,893
So he`s 16?
And it`s not his birthday?
What`s the occasion?
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Male 2,005
this cake is confusing.
it suggests that it`s this Tim guy`s birthday but at the same time it says it`s not
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Female 2,352
Code cake.

Meh.
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Female 430
:-|
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Male 5,194
>>In fact they DID forget one "}"

Yeah, you`re right. My apologies, kamtschatka.
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Male 1,451
For a second I was mad because they didn`t account for whether he had actually had his birthday occur yet or not (example, if his birthday is August 16th [it is] and "today`s" date is June 12th, he has not turned 29 yet, but the computer thinks he has) but it would still just show "It`s not your birthday" anyways, so it really is just splitting hairs.
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Male 89
@duffytoler
In fact they DID forget one "}"
the one to close the main() function..
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Female 149
w-w-what??g
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Male 5,194
>>oh man they forgot a "}" at the end

No, it`s 6 in and 6 out. Cuddled brace notation can be confusing.
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Male 2
./Birthday
bash: ./Birthday: No such file or directory

omg they didn`t save it
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Male 42
oh man they forgot a "}" at the end ;-)
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Male 1,043
Looks like a computer just puked on Mars..
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Male 58
Worse things happen in C
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Male 5,617
Somewhere, there is a guy that is banging a hot babe
that touretturally spouts C-code while having sex.

I want to kill this person to take his place.
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Male 5,190
My brain. @_@
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Male 425
I "C" wut u did thar.
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Male 25,416
I Want it!
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Male 56
im web developer, I think that is neither html, php, css, javascript or ajax, I think it is C, lol
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Male 213
"pshh web devs dont use C, he forgot his namespace though"

this is C, not C++, dont need to say the namespace
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Male 1,744
love it
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Male 53
pshh web devs dont use C, he forgot his namespace though
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Male 1,184
I would do this if I knew any programming languages.
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Female 3,001
i hate computer science so much!!!

why on earth as an engineer did i have to do a semester in computer science? why?!
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Male 36
Wow I am so glad I get this and it seems to be almost error free haha
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Male 2,148
I decided not to test if I actually learned anything from Computer Science... I hated that class.
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Male 12,365
[quote]I don`t even recognize this markup lol[/quote]

It`s not markup - it`s a programming language.

[quote]Cobal?[/quote]

COBOL? That`s much more like English.

This looks like C to me. #include <stdio.h> is a very common first line in a C program - it tells the compiler to include the standard input/output library. printf is part of it. int and char as variable types...I`m pretty sure this is C.
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Male 38,510
Cobal?
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Male 1,815
I don`t even recognize this markup lol
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Male 83
lol even if its not correct its still awesome
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Male 4,290
I lol`ed at the final else.
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Male 1,627
thats isnt html it likes like C
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Male 588
Chojiro, 1%10 == 1, 2%10 == 2, etc. So it`ll work until Tim 111 years old. To fix that little problem it should be "age%100 != 11" instead of "age != 11" and so on. Char pointer (notice the * symbol) is used to store a suffix, which is a string, and it`s going to do that just fine. Although, explicitly casting strings to character pointer is not required, as far as I know. Changing int to short int will only save 2 bytes, I don`t think cake would even notice that.
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Male 725
Lol, my programming skills go as far as javascript, which I learned in Web II in high school.
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Male 247
Actually that isn`t quite correct, if the age is under 10 it must be rounded up, but if your age is over 10 then it must be rounded down yet this code is missing.

Also Char is for whole numbers so something such as a float would be more appropriate technically. Int is not necessary in these cases since you can use a smaller sized variable - short int.
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Female 2,674
I took programming in C this past summer so I understand it woot woot ;D
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Male 89
@dork649
I guess they assumed the person wouldn`t live that long lol
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Male 15,510
No thanks I prefer JavaScript
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Male 11
fail at 111th b-day, not 111st, still cool though
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Male 85
ahhhh. C++. a.k.a. A.D.D. HELL!
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Female 463
Ha cool but I wouldn`t want it as my bday cake :P
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Female 362
I wish I could program well enough to do something like this for my friend (who is a programming genius and knows four or five different programming languages).
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Male 237
heheh nice :) Not web... computer programmer actually ... but very nice ^_^ full of win!
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Male 648
That`s a big ass cake
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Male 2,056
made me smile
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Female 3,574
awesomeee
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Male 7
@polar_bear

lol
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Female 90
Is that German Chocolate?
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Male 63
I want one
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Male 758
When I was living with my best friend the year before last, he got me a cake that said `Happy Birthday, Assh*ole`.
I`ll try to post it.
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Male 88
I wish I could do that!
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Male 339
win
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Male 89
Syntax error.
missing "}" at the end of main()
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Male 224
Just means they HAVE to make a big cake...
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Male 91
haha nice
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Female 281
Epic.
Want. D:
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Male 20,196
Link: Happy Birthday, Nerd [Pic] [Rate Link] - This is the trouble with when your parents are web developers.
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