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Date: 08/20/10 12:03 PM

69 Responses to Happy Birthday, Nerd [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    Link: Happy Birthday, Nerd - This is the trouble with when your parents are web developers.
  2. Profile photo of SkyeDragon
    SkyeDragon Female 18-29
    281 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    Epic.
    Want. D:
  3. Profile photo of dioxin
    dioxin Male 18-29
    91 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    haha nice
  4. Profile photo of Homegrown71
    Homegrown71 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    Just means they HAVE to make a big cake...
  5. Profile photo of polar_bear
    polar_bear Male 18-29
    89 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    Syntax error.
    missing "}" at the end of main()
  6. Profile photo of alexander_xx
    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    win
  7. Profile photo of JohnnyBoy50
    JohnnyBoy50 Male 13-17
    88 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    I wish I could do that!
  8. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    When I was living with my best friend the year before last, he got me a cake that said `Happy Birthday, Assh*ole`.
    I`ll try to post it.
  9. Profile photo of SirFerret
    SirFerret Male 18-29
    63 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    I want one
  10. Profile photo of tinkerwing
    tinkerwing Female 18-29
    90 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    Is that German Chocolate?
  11. Profile photo of spacedoutbad
    spacedoutbad Male 18-29
    7 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    @polar_bear

    lol
  12. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    awesomeee
  13. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    made me smile
  14. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    That`s a big ass cake
  15. Profile photo of Sakamura
    Sakamura Male 30-39
    237 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    heheh nice :) Not web... computer programmer actually ... but very nice ^_^ full of win!
  16. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    I wish I could program well enough to do something like this for my friend (who is a programming genius and knows four or five different programming languages).
  17. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    Ha cool but I wouldn`t want it as my bday cake :P
  18. Profile photo of happygrass
    happygrass Male 18-29
    85 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    ahhhh. C++. a.k.a. A.D.D. HELL!
  19. Profile photo of dork649
    dork649 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    fail at 111th b-day, not 111st, still cool though
  20. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    No thanks I prefer JavaScript
  21. Profile photo of polar_bear
    polar_bear Male 18-29
    89 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    @dork649
    I guess they assumed the person wouldn`t live that long lol
  22. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    I took programming in C this past summer so I understand it woot woot ;D
  23. Profile photo of Chojiro
    Chojiro Male 18-29
    247 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    Actually that isn`t quite correct, if the age is under 10 it must be rounded up, but if your age is over 10 then it must be rounded down yet this code is missing.

    Also Char is for whole numbers so something such as a float would be more appropriate technically. Int is not necessary in these cases since you can use a smaller sized variable - short int.
  24. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    Lol, my programming skills go as far as javascript, which I learned in Web II in high school.
  25. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    Chojiro, 1%10 == 1, 2%10 == 2, etc. So it`ll work until Tim 111 years old. To fix that little problem it should be "age%100 != 11" instead of "age != 11" and so on. Char pointer (notice the * symbol) is used to store a suffix, which is a string, and it`s going to do that just fine. Although, explicitly casting strings to character pointer is not required, as far as I know. Changing int to short int will only save 2 bytes, I don`t think cake would even notice that.
  26. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1599 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    thats isnt html it likes like C
  27. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    I lol`ed at the final else.
  28. Profile photo of sausage1
    sausage1 Male 13-17
    83 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    lol even if its not correct its still awesome
  29. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    I don`t even recognize this markup lol
  30. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36677 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    Cobal?
  31. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    I don`t even recognize this markup lol

    It`s not markup - it`s a programming language.

    Cobal?

    COBOL? That`s much more like English.

    This looks like C to me. #include <stdio.h> is a very common first line in a C program - it tells the compiler to include the standard input/output library. printf is part of it. int and char as variable types...I`m pretty sure this is C.
  32. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    I decided not to test if I actually learned anything from Computer Science... I hated that class.
  33. Profile photo of dart3rocks
    dart3rocks Male 13-17
    36 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    Wow I am so glad I get this and it seems to be almost error free haha
  34. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    i hate computer science so much!!!

    why on earth as an engineer did i have to do a semester in computer science? why?!
  35. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    I would do this if I knew any programming languages.
  36. Profile photo of Argondey
    Argondey Male 18-29
    53 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    pshh web devs dont use C, he forgot his namespace though
  37. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    love it
  38. Profile photo of kittyloaf
    kittyloaf Male 18-29
    213 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    "pshh web devs dont use C, he forgot his namespace though"

    this is C, not C++, dont need to say the namespace
  39. Profile photo of KenshinTW
    KenshinTW Male 18-29
    56 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    im web developer, I think that is neither html, php, css, javascript or ajax, I think it is C, lol
  40. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:19 pm
    I Want it!
  41. Profile photo of Aquaeous
    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 11:19 pm
    I "C" wut u did thar.
  42. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 1:21 am
    Somewhere, there is a guy that is banging a hot babe
    that touretturally spouts C-code while having sex.

    I want to kill this person to take his place.
  43. Profile photo of mrbenn
    mrbenn Male 30-39
    58 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 4:06 am
    Worse things happen in C
  44. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 6:17 am
    Looks like a computer just puked on Mars..
  45. Profile photo of kamtschatka
    kamtschatka Male 18-29
    42 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 6:36 am
    oh man they forgot a "}" at the end ;-)
  46. Profile photo of lazyscholar
    lazyscholar Male 18-29
    2 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 7:32 am
    ./Birthday
    bash: ./Birthday: No such file or directory

    omg they didn`t save it
  47. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:04 am
    >>oh man they forgot a "}" at the end

    No, it`s 6 in and 6 out. Cuddled brace notation can be confusing.
  48. Profile photo of ifeelfine
    ifeelfine Female 18-29
    149 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:33 am
    w-w-what??g
  49. Profile photo of polar_bear
    polar_bear Male 18-29
    89 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 8:35 am
    @duffytoler
    In fact they DID forget one "}"
    the one to close the main() function..
  50. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 9:45 am
    For a second I was mad because they didn`t account for whether he had actually had his birthday occur yet or not (example, if his birthday is August 16th and "today`s" date is June 12th, he has not turned 29 yet, but the computer thinks he has) but it would still just show "It`s not your birthday" anyways, so it really is just splitting hairs.
  51. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 10:20 am
    >>In fact they DID forget one "}"

    Yeah, you`re right. My apologies, kamtschatka.
  52. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    :-|
  53. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    Code cake.

    Meh.
  54. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    this cake is confusing.
    it suggests that it`s this Tim guy`s birthday but at the same time it says it`s not
  55. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 21, 2010 at 11:21 pm
    So he`s 16?
    And it`s not his birthday?
    What`s the occasion?
  56. Profile photo of kreemie
    kreemie Female 18-29
    20 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 12:36 am
    i dont understand programming but theyre just having fun, making a long silly programme it will print that its his birthday
  57. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 12:55 am
    @_@
  58. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 1:06 am
    This is basically a query. If it is his birthday, it says, "Happy (insert age)(insert `rd` or `th` depending on number) Birthday!"

    If the query comes back saying it`s NOT his birthday, then it delivers the message, "It`s not your birthday."
  59. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 1:23 am
    It`s sad that I understood that...
  60. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    this spells out a giant dck
  61. Profile photo of pyrrhios
    pyrrhios Male 30-39
    185 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    C
  62. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    You like d*cks, unbanned?
  63. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 7:31 am
    Nerd cake is still cake.
  64. Profile photo of Tirith45
    Tirith45 Male 18-29
    22 posts
    August 23, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    Is it bad that I understood it perfectly?
  65. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 8:51 am
    I am sick of humanity. The only reason you dickheads hate stuff like this is because you are not smart enough to understand it. If somebody does something you think is dumb, you are all up in their schit. If they do something smart, you are all up in their schit. If somebody you think is weird you are all up in their schit, and if you think they are too dull, it`s the same. Nerd = outcast or reject? Get a phucking life. Nerds and weirdos created your goddamn world.
  66. Profile photo of dumbassbufet
    dumbassbufet Male 13-17
    75 posts
    August 24, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    i think the worst part about this is that i am the only one in my group of friends to actually get the jist of this
  67. Profile photo of Draygg
    Draygg Male 13-17
    32 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 11:16 pm
    I might not understand this; but, idc. Free food. OMNOMNOM. :3.
  68. Profile photo of Viggsy
    Viggsy Male 13-17
    180 posts
    September 18, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    Is it bad that I understood like, almost all of it?
    Anyway, that`s a big cake.

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